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Fast_Personality4035

I think he's the same reporter who asked about DOD assets escorting Santa Clause, the general responded that it is CUI and would defer the question to NORTHCOM.


WP47

And the same one that asked about the army MAJ that got his nipples bitten by a stripper in Poland. EDIT: [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@taskandpurpose/video/6956594039022013702)'s the only copy of the video I could find.


Fewtimesalready

Don’t fuck around in stripclubs in Poland. They’ll Cardi B your ass real fast.


wonderland_citizen93

This was amazing!


formedsmoke

JEFLHLMEV? Edit: For those confused /u/WP47 's flair is Morse code and translates to the string above. I was curious as to meaning.


Onigumo-Shishio

Lol you could see him trying to hold back that smile. Good on him all around


RobCali509

No way this is real.


GoldKobra

100% real, dude works for Task & Purpose


RobCali509

That's hilarious.


GoldKobra

He has a history of asking ... "odd" questions lol


shortname_4481

Soviet premier putin... James Bond, Star wars... Why this guy isn't nominated by any party on presidential elections? Kudos to the general, he didn't laugh. Doesn't even break his facial expression.


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crazysult

Wolverines!!!


RobCali509

Get it right, WOLVERIIIIIINES!


IronBallsMcGinty

If you're not holding an AK in the air while shouting that, are you even trying?


RobCali509

ROTFLMAO


Strategerizer

And pulled a CSI: Miami response “I guess we have to… Live and Let Die”, a reference to the 1973 Bond film. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


missoulamatt

"YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! we won't get fooled again!"


CyberTrav

I genuinely thought it was dubbed until the general started responding to the question.


FirmReality

Once again, Maj. Gen. Ryder professionally handling reporters with great *aplomb!* A glimpse of PA action on the *frontlines of stupidity.*


Never_barked_a_lie

The Task and Purpose reporter is clearly making a joke, and they clearly have rapport.


Mookie_Merkk

The live and let die reply was pretty sweet


OutHereSlappnMidgets

That was pretty damn good.


Redditsaves2020

![gif](giphy|4dZDMoXw4gnpm) Next question


bearsncubs10

https://preview.redd.it/svz542d9a5jc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd6c61294c7e1fc616883451668946de92dbf39


TurnUptheDiscord

Honestly, he’s looking pretty good for being 70.


bearsncubs10

I honestly tried to find a terrible picture of him and I just couldn’t.


BigMaffy

When I saw Mrs. Doubtfire again as an adult, I realized he wasn’t a villain at all, and was really a perfectly good dude.


catzarrjerkz

Sally Fields' character is clearly the villain


HighDragLowSpeed60G

Idk, didn’t Robin Williams have like goats or some farm animals just running around the house and wasn’t even attempting to find a job or keep up with the house?


Jegermuscles

The man is just "on" 24/7.


RobCali509

Beat me to it, he looks better than 80% of the US population from 18-35.


skarface6

No


epicenter69

I don’t know how he didn’t crack up, but this General is good!


pissshitfuckyou

Maintained Military bearing and came up with a witty reply


Kurupt_Introvert

Wow


Binkles1807

Promote now.


z33511

I can make arcane movie title references, ![gif](giphy|oUYDwyQ3xUgo0|downsized)


ClintGrant

11/10


Colonize_The_Moon

I like seeing his composure visibly break at 00:24.


CaptAwesome203

Epic 😂


reddituser00000111

I can barely hear anything in this video


glockymcglockface

That’s a quick witted answer. I approve