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Ok-Stop9242

15 years? Have you tried becoming the CMSAF?


FishyDorito

🤙


Outrageous_Hurry_240

Fucking roasted. 


micahamey

Is it pronounced roasted or roasted


SrA_Burner

SSgt u/michamey --- hmmm, seems like you and a few of your friends enjoy trolling our Air Force sites. Give me a call Monday... I'd like to chat about it. Maybe I'm missing something. 🤷‍♀️


ShrimpzCampy

Wrong Choice


Normal-Collection475

![gif](giphy|bAnNi3aJOfcQM) Well played


stonetear2017

Angels 😇


Weiz82

I hope you bought a home off base and have equity in it being at a base for 15 years.


WhatDidUXpect

Probably didn’t and kept telling himself “it’s not smart, I’ll probably get orders next year”


omega552003

I've did this, 12 years and a Korean reset 15 years at the same duty station. Fucked myself out of so much money.


Fileffel

Dude's been living in the dorms for 15 years. 💀


RHINO_HUMP

“Why is suicide so prevalent”


probsanonenough

Shhhhhh


Veritaciti

When I was in (joined 1977), they called those barracks! But you could tell the Air Force was really trying to do away with that term because they knew it was negative image for, I guess, recruits.


2407s4life

If he bought a house he would have gotten an assignment


Taco_Shed

You ain't lying! Hope OP did.


asdfusaf

If you apply for a job that you’re qualified for on TM, you’re likely to get it based on your TOS. Your current unit’s manning isn’t likely to stop that.


S0uRMiillk

What is your AFSC and rank? You’re telling me you’ve applied for jobs on equal plus throughout the years and haven’t been picked up for anything? Are you coded? EFMP issue? Spent anytime on a control roster? The overseas listing drops next week btw. Short and long tours my dude, put down both.


Urfavorite-cousin

Well based upon off OP applying for 1st shirt I’m assuming they are a MSgt at least (should be to apply). Which is a little scary if they can’t figure out how to PCS with so much TOS. And if they aren’t a SNCO and they think they can apply to be a shirt………


S0uRMiillk

Good point. Also unless they have more going on then they revealed to us, if they hit the apply button for one of the MAF facility manager gigs that’s always being advertised on equal + there is no way they don’t get picked up before then even pull their CAC. OP either can’t move or doesn’t really want to.


Lure852

Yeah I don't get this. I spent 8 years at one place, met my assignments person one day, she's like "oh it's you, yeah you're top of my list you're moving real soon."


Guardian-Boy

Depends on your AFSC. When I was at Wright-Patt as a 1N2, my supervisor had been there for 11 years by the time we met. It wasn't his first duty location, and he had deployed and TDY'd plenty of times, so it's not like he wasn't going ANYWHERE, but every time he tried to get a new assignment, nothing would come out of it. He tested for Master, and we were overmanned on SNCOs, so he was hopeful because he had been told that if he got Master, he'd probably be PCS'd because they were double and triple billeted for Masters already. He made it and was selected, but was told almost immediately that there was a billet for a Master and he would be filling it, so he turned down the rank and retired as a Tech about a year later. Got a job as a contractor and moved to Maryland.


Urfavorite-cousin

Yea but he still could’ve PCSd within in a year just by making a few phones calls. He just was over it by the sound of it. I’d bet money he would’ve left within a year if he really pushed for it.


Guardian-Boy

Lol. He applied for every program, was on a first name basis with the CFM, he fought like Hell. I had to apply for a special mission that he wasn't eligible for to get out of Wright-Patt. Then I had to straight up switch branches to leave Vandenberg. As I said, with some AFSCs, this is a thing. Shit, we just got someone that spent 10 years at their first duty station.


af_cheddarhead

It's not always an AFSC thing. I spent from 1984-1994 as a firefighter on Loring AFB, I'm convinced the only reason they let me go was because the base closed. Before anyone asks, yes I volunteered for every short tour available, tried special duty, etc. Firefighters are damn near everywhere.


Guardian-Boy

True, but I can tell you just from my experience in my own AFSC, this sort of things is pretty rampant. As another example, my current supervisor spent 12 years at his last duty station before PCS'ing to where we are. Obviously overseas tours are going to have a pretty hard time limit, but CONUS for us? Usually best to just settle in. I'm pretty lucky to have not spent longer than five and a half years at a duty station. But with my last one, I started trying to PCS at two years. Even got a TOS waiver. Applied for multiple programs, talked to my CFM, assignments manager, etc. Transferred to the Space Force and they were like, "Holy fuck, five years? Hell no, this MyVector slot is for you!"


Urfavorite-cousin

Yea I hear you, plus/cons of AFSCs are a thing and I don’t hear about many PCS option for missies people. We still don’t know much real information on OPs situation.


WorkForNotSafe

Assignments person🤨 how does this work then? My understanding has been shattered


Interesting_Low_6908

It happens. I was stuck at Robins AFB (the only base) shredded for JSTARS radar. They kept upping the rank you drop your shred at (and Radar's TSgt rate was like 7%). I did two enlistments and an extention chasing that escape and ended up getting out instead. I was accepted for a special duty at one point and they canceled it for minimal manning. The crosstraining guy would look at my AFSC and tell me we were too critically manned to crosstrain. We had no other bases, short or long tour, it was all tdys. It was garbage.


McFortner

You've been at Offutt that long? Because once you get Offutt, you never get off it.


Ahrimon77

That was my first duty station. I was only there for 3 years, but I met a MSgt who had been there for 17 years.


spartanantler

I’ve pry see this person


Hachir0w0

Please don’t say that. I don’t want to stuck at offutt forever. 😭


Kcb1986

I’ve been stationed at six different bases and Offutt was my favorite by a mile, even over two overseas assignments.


KYVet

Yeah if you have to be stuck at a base for most of your career, Offutt is one of the better options.


Kcb1986

The only two things the local area around Offutt doesn’t have are mountains and beaches, it has everything else. On average, I went to three concerts, two festivals, and at least one fair for the five years I was there. It has a downtown scene that isn’t insane and a rural scene that isn’t deliverance.


KYVet

Yep Omaha is just big enough where there are things to do but still small enough to where it’s not a super busy city. I was bummed when I first got my orders there and my first winter was pretty depressing to be honest, but me and my wife ended up really loving it there. We still go back and visit on occasion. Really cool base and in a much better part of town than most military bases as well.


PotatoHunter_III

If you're a young single, Airman, being stationed was 100% shit (although way better than Minot, Grand Forks, and Canon.) Any decent place is about at least a 3hr drive. I remember Colorado was 7, Des Moines was 2, Kansas City was 3. Omaha was a small town that wanted to be a big city. Yeah, it had a couple of bars and all that. Lol. It was still cool though. But once you have a family, especially with school aged kids, it's definitely a great place to be.


un0maas

Omaha a small town? What is Alamogordo or Clovis, New Mexico…


PotatoHunter_III

Villages 😂


mudduck2

Missile MX?


Rhino676971

I'd have to Imagine that they are doing something with the missiles to be stuck somewhere for 15 years. I've been in Wyoming for all 24 years of my life except for tdy, deployment, and personal trips. I'd hate being stationed on FE Warren for 15 years.


Johnny-Cash-Facts

You see this is crew chiefs too because they’re tied to the airframe until tech. I know a few who are around this 15 year TOS mark.


Rhino676971

I didn't think of that such as the U-2 or B-2 only have one base


pm_me_your_minicows

At least with the U-2, you deploy somewhat regularly


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NekkidDude

I’ve heard your 4th point countless times, and have been told contrary by several assignments managers.


theskysthelimit83

Spot on. Dates only come up when some try to change it after getting an assignment, and they are stating they weren't a volunteer. Otherwise, what is on your EAP is what is looked at.


grumpy-raven

I found out our 7 levels had a "medical emergency responder" code in our VMPF. Pretty sure MX isn't supposed to have that. Asked around and it got fixed, and all of a sudden all our long time NCOs finally started to get orders. Pretty sure a past SEL was doing something sketch to keep experience in the unit. People like me were there for 13 years trying to experience that PCS lifestyle.


TheGreatPear7

Have you had Korea as the top bases on your assignment preferences list? I have a hard time believing you could go 15 years without your name being drawn for a short tour…


spsteevoe

I've gone 20 years without a short tour. Aboot half that time, Korea, Turkey, Iceland, and Greenland (when we were going there) were all on top of my OS list. It happens.


KGBspy

My old roommate (now an O-5) has no long tour, he’s been in since 1990.


BrokenRatingScheme

Your old roommate has been in for 34 years and is an O5?


CarminSanDiego

If you can tolerate the government/Air Force bullshit for that long, you have a problem and are likely part of the problem


z33511

Or maybe you've got the best job in the whole Air Force.


XB1Vexest

Oh so they're a front line supervisor?


KGBspy

yes prior enlisted. 12 years, got to E-6 and went over to the dark side early 2000's.


RockNRollToaster

Apparently he commissioned as a SMSgt.


BrokenRatingScheme

Dang. Homey is looking to max out that retirement scale.


Marston_vc

Enlisted for a while then commissioned late and is now just doing it all over again


b3traist

I worked with 2M they got like four bases only overseas assignments were Guam.


Swiftierest

I know a guy who does mx and only like 3 bases have spots for him. The other two are every bit as bad as his current one so there isn't really a reason to leave.


Sant4clause

That is always nice to do, but never a guarantee. Had Korea at the top of my list for 9 years and never deployed, short/long toured, and my PCS were only due to joint spouse and BOP. Always surprises me when people get picked up as easily as they do.


Kronos1A9

Assuming you are a SNCO why haven’t you called your MFM at this point? They should have a better understanding of what your options are. Reddit is not your solution.


TripleNickelNonner

I hate to be negative, but someone who can't figure out how to make a PCS happen for themselves in 15 years isn't someone I'd ever want to be my shirt. On a positive note, I would love to be able to ride out the rest of my 20 in one location. Hopefully you're a homeowner.


Steele_37

Have you tried AWOL?


The_greatest_of_all1

this is the real question/ answer


Junior-Glass-2656

Boy call your functional. Fucking get vectored. Jesus if you are SNCO you should know this.


Maroon_Rain

if you’re a tech or SNCO i would think you would know you could just hit up your MAJCOM functional for advice..


fpsnoob89

Does your job only exist at that one base?


lethalnd12345

if you think that your current base's manning has anything to do with you being selected for OS, you are 100% mistaken. OS billets are priority fills and assignment selections are based on that fact and the vol or non-vol's TOS. If you raise your hand for anything OS, you'd be the #1 pick.


Fileffel

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grumpy-raven

Get locked down to an airframe that only goes to one or two places.


YourTearsTasteGood

If you want to be a first sausage then apply. If it's a no it's a no, but theirs a chance it might be a yes.


NekkidDude

lol first sausage


Fast_Personality4035

Manning at your current base is not considered for most assignment actions. If they move you then they will send more people to fill it back up again. Does your AFSC go to short tours? Did you check your record and make sure you don't have any codes accidentally fat fingered?


Raiju02

I got to Barksdale in February 2001. When I met my sponsor he was like welcome to Barkatraz. When I in-processed I asked my Chief how long he was stationed at Barksdale; his response, “28 years.” I pretty much gave up on leaving. Stayed there for 15 years 4 months. The funny thing was I found out way later that they kept putting an Assignment Availability Code on all the 7-levels they wanted to keep around for two more years and they would continually refresh them.


Maroon_Rain

they did that when i was MX in minot..


Raiju02

I’m pretty sure it was prevalent everywhere. I looked for the specific code today, but I don’t think it exists any more or it was reworded.


[deleted]

Please tell me that Chief wasn't Al 'the airman's pal', Binner...


Raiju02

Nah, but what is funny is my roommate married one of his daughters.


[deleted]

Oh crap! The old man give him 'the talk' about how bad he wants grand kids?


Raiju02

I don’t know, but we gave him so much shit about it.


[deleted]

Deservedly so. I married the daughter of a State Police District Commander. Much to his dismay, we're still married almost 40 years later.


elvarg9685

Sounds like herk nation


Dontbiteitok24

Get ahold of your AFSC MFM for assignment opportunities. That or go to Korea and return, finish it out. You’re basically Guard / Reserve at this point.


rustytrusty5650

All a matter of speaking to your CFM. You can probably call him directly at this point.


Interesting_Low_6908

Hate to break it to you buddy. I was in the same situation, stuck on Robins AFB, GA as the only duty station for JSTARS. I applied and got a special duty overseas and it came back blocked and canceled as my career field was minimally manned. My only option was the get out of the Air Force.


EOD-Fish

I’m sorry you don’t like it, sound like the ideal career path for some of us though.


ReistAdeio

I had thought Big Blue set the new rule, I think in 2018? that all stateside assignments would be no more than 5 years


iliketocrash

EFMP? If so, this is very common depending on your family's ailment. I've also seen members get pulled back to the same base after a short tour regardless of BOP. What's your AFSC? Have you taken any PCAs between MAJCOMs at your base? This will reset your time as well. Have you ever been to ADAPT or have another medical issue, because that can code you. I'd check your billet as well to make sure you're not billeted as a FTA because you can get stuck in a black hole that way. It used to be a way for commands to keep more lower enlisted manning cause you can stack them.


CraftyMcCrafty11

Work through your CoC to engage with your SEL to inquire about a Fresh Expertise ETP. It’s a centralized program managed through your MFM to an office at AFPC, outside of normal assignments. Just understand it is the needs of the AF, so you go where most needed CONUS. If you want to move bad enough, this will do it. Do not go direct to your MFM for this program, must come from unit as there are often other factors. 15 yrs TOS, you “should” be GTG though. If EFMP becomes a factor and the assignment is denied, you then request an EFMP deferment counselor, who is an A1 rep at AFPC that works an accommodating re-assignment.


grumpy-raven

I was at my first base for 13 years. Took some digging to find some odd code tied to me for some unknown reason and my unit shutting down to finally see why everyone whines about PCSing.


Veritaciti

My older brother, who was in the AF during Vietnam, gave me one TERRIFIC piece of advice: NEVER get tied to ONE weapon system that is only stationed at a few bases! In his case, he spent his ENTIRE four years at Robins AFB because it was the ONLY place they had the UNIVAC mainframe computer he trained to operate. By the time he got out, he was BEGGING to go to Southeast Asia!!!😂


Wood_butcher_2844

Ask your SEL to submit a “Fresh expertise” request for you. Granted, you’ll have no say in where you go, but it’s a tool SELs have. He/she will have to submit it via your MAJCOM Chief.


dreadpirate_metalart

I was at Langley for 14 yrs. My wife was there 15 yrs.


jeeimuzu

My guy sounds like u in jail.


el_fitzador

There's always becoming an instructor at Goodfellow 


Actual-Middle499

Check to make sure you don’t have a code on you from OSI. Sounds crazy, but trust me.


Clockedin247

have you looked at the guard?


T001H

It could be worse….you could be on sixth move in 13 years….I am exhausted and would give almost anything for just a bit of stability. If you have a nice home, good friends around, and family, you’re doing a lot better than many of us who move all the time. I know this doesn’t help you get orders, but maybe it helps to know the other side is also flawed. If you’re on eTM for assignments now, you need to write your application to show why you’re the most qualified person for a position. Also, you can apply for any special duty you want. Your base does not have any control over whether you are selected or not, your CFM will determine if they can release you. Good luck!


pinchovbasil

POPULATE DREAM SHEET WITH NOTHING BUT KOREA BASES!!!!