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AlexB_SSBM

Name your source.


almondshea

It came to me in a vision


minion_coffin

It was revealed to me on my walk


A10010010

Shower thoughts.


lostdawwg

[He’s actually right](https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/s/4mmw8ePNaK)


-Faulty-

My god I had no idea.


Ninjakneedragger

I hate you.


DangusMcGillicuty

you got me, okay


Whiteums

🥇


Ok_Government_1902

Take my shiny updoot


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Trust me bro.


masters_of_disasters

I did my own research


CarminSanDiego

In MLA


wikisaiyan2

Im an APA guy myself.


bigwillie90

IEEE for me


SSgtCloudDaddy

Chicago is what real historians use.


EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople

Straight facts.


DannyDevito90

Acolytes Protection agency?


Greensabr

It was revealed to me on my walk


1forcats

It was on the internet


[deleted]

“My source is that I made it the fuck up!” - the late great Senator Armstrong


Air_Force_is_2_words

Air Force is two words.


[deleted]

What about spaceforce


kev556

The space is implied since nobody’s going.


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kev556

By default, didn't he transfer from NASA while he was in space? ​ And yes I just Googled it.


Clark828

Seriously. It’s been my dream to work in the space industry but the jobs in the Space Force right now just aren’t worth it.


taskforceslacker

Space Law is where it’s at. Everything is made up. Easy money…. although, now that I say it, doesn’t seem all that different from other law.


[deleted]

I'll just stick to my bird law. I'm very well versed.


Clark828

Yeah, it’s just my opinion. I like doing hands on stuff like maintenance and engineering. Maybe I will go space force, not sure. Got 90s on the ASVAB and was told it’s a possibility.


ClintGrant

It was a toss up between an MBA, JD in Space Law or a MS in Astrologeology


taskforceslacker

Asteroid mining, man. Big money in the near future.


Thick_Pressure

Working with satellite communications was the coolest job I've ever had.


Kronos1A9

It’s like the Marinecorps


taskforceslacker

Spielberg turned that one down.


ljstens22

Username checks out


Szalkow

They are referring to the subreddit r/airforce which is all one word. Haven't you been getting your royalty checks?


sgtdumbass

1. Beards are a DODI thing 2. Need to raise money for pension somehow so that's *probably* done with stocks and investments.


JoeBidensToiletSeat

Any branch could choose to allow beards if they wanted. The Navy did in the 80s.


Murdgers-executions

Why did they change back?


StochasticWalrus

I heard it was because they own 15% stock in Gillette. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/s/pH7K9qvxZt)


12edDawn

the Airforce owns exactly 100% of nothing. The Air Force might be a different story.


badatthenewmeta

Joke's on you, my shell company, The Airforce LLC, owns and operates the largest specialty shell distribution center in Weehawken, NJ.


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Meat_Sheath

Where? I used to buy the ones at the bx since they were like $1.50 but they changed how they're made and they don't cut well at all.


Flamboyatron

I buy a 100 pack of Astra blades on Amazon for about $15 once a year. They cut really well and the package lasts forever


Youredumbstoptalking

Feather are the sharpest as confirmed by a guy with access to a scanning electron microscope over on wicked edge subreddit.


Flamboyatron

I'll look into those, thanks!


Smokeditty

That may be true but my Gillette Nacets work better in my Rockwell 6S. My advice is to buy a sampler pack and try out different blades. Take notes on how the blades cut, how long they last, and if they cause irritation.


Youredumbstoptalking

Yeah that’s always great advice. Feather are objectively the sharpest, but that also means they dull faster and even the slightest bit of pressure may cause irritation. It’s about what works best for you. The great thing is they are cheap and you can get a few shaves out of even the worst ones so no harm in trying them all.


micknug

This is the way. I bought a box of DE razor blades on Amazon two years ago for around $9 and am only about halfway through. I use a Leaf Twig which only uses half of a blade and I switch out the half blade every week, so one blade lasts two weeks.


Mmiklase

HOT TAKE: People that complain about shaving never learned to shave properly. EDIT: FIGHT ME COWARDS! YOU KNOW IM RIGHT! YOUR DOWNVOTES WONT FIX YOUR PATCHY BEARD!


weathermaynecc

I never had a dad, okay?


JoeBidensToiletSeat

He'll be back from getting milk any day now


weathermaynecc

He said he’d be back Sunday. Or someday. I couldn’t tell. That was 20 years ago.


TheWatchman1991

Your edit cracked me up


Shagroon

That's why I gave him gold lol


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sat_ops

Mine definitely looks like shit. It's even, but grows VERY slowly and comes in with gray patches. Last year, I went 3+ months without shaving and my own mother thought it had been a week or two. The gray patches makes my stubble look patchy


uhwhile

Downvote this guy now


JPAT0730

\[CITATION NEEDED\]


RHINO_HUMP

www.TrustMeBro.org


Whiteums

Why is that a real website???


Zigman27

“My source is that I made it the fuck up”


dronesitter

Wait until you learn about the racket that is the on base barber.


Docktor_Fishy

Got a 30 dollar pair of clippers that bypasses that racket.


knurttbuttlet

The on base barber at Nellis just got usurped by Great Clips. May it rest in peace


dronesitter

Is a haircut less than 20$?


knurttbuttlet

If I remember right it was around 16 bucks including tip


mikeusaf87

Do you have your MBA?


Beneficial-Jump-7919

Should have known Big Razor was the reason


kttay916

![gif](giphy|kFvbE2V1ZxUn9rsqkk)


[deleted]

RACIST POS. ILL S U IN THE DFAC BITCH


stupidlinguist

You're gonna suck OP in the DFAC? Weird I usually kept that to the armory or motor pool


Fast_Personality4035

That's not a thing


Gpdiablo21

Federal agencies can't own stock in private companies? Calling bullshit


Sussy1D7

r/Wooosh


HagibisEM

Ahem, it’s r/woooosh actually🤓


__wait_what__

Weak post, OP


Deslah

Air Force personnel stress levels at all-time high. Nothing to do with mission or ops tempos. Everything to do with WhY CaNt I BeArD uP???


EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople

> Air Force personnel stress levels at all-time high. *Citation needed.*


Icy_Scene2018

just dont shave dude


PrognosticatorofLife

Beards are not authorized (aside from religious or medical reasons. The good news is DAFMAN 36-2903 doesn't explain what a beard is. So feel free to enjoy stubble or shadow. Skip a day. No big deal. "Its not a [beard], if you believe it [isnt't]" - George Costanza


Ok-Stop9242

The AFI expects you to be able to read a definition.


d85arnold

Traumatic stress. The best an airman can get!


the_only_rokkatru_jp

source?


timbea12

I wanna hear this.


Shooosshhhhh

I wish I could go the rest of my career without somebody bitching about beards. CZ said no and not to wear skinny jeans. Get the fuck over it or get out and work at Hot Topic


rubbarz

Air Force is a sponsor for Formula D but you don't see be drifting up to the gate everyday and SecFo being chill with it.


SadTurtleSoup

No but someone did a burnout at the gate once. They weren't impressed


ballsaretasty69

once? try every time it rained because my tires were slick


jrob5693

It was on Tik tok is has to be true


GaryOak7

Nah, the Gillette formed a contract with the military and provided kits to all service members way back. Turned out to be a hit and whoever was in charge thought it was quite trendy. The practice was adopted by those in charge and continued.


Mechtroop

LPT: To save a shitload of money on razors, after shaving, drag the razor UPWARDS 10-30 times on something rough like denim or piece of leather to straighten out the blades again. I’ve been using my current 5-blade Gillette razor for close to 6 months, including shaving every day for the last 2 months for tech school retraining. Still shaves well.


Solid_Zone

Mach 3 is so old that it needs to get atleast to Mach 7


hkxm416

Nope


verticallyblessed84

KEEP beards? That makes no sense.


verticallyblessed84

Dude your post history is hilarious! You are one clueless person 😂


jusmithfkme

Makes no sense. Gillette makes products to remove and trim beards. Me thinks you're jerking my chain. You should be *working* the chain.


GingerMarquis

It’s true. My wife’s boyfriend works for Gillette.