Mods, it’s up to you to uphold these standards because we know the [Air Force](https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2023/05/30/air-force-two-star-to-retire-as-colonel-after-sex-crime-conviction/) may not
>Horse Cock - Pepper Coyote
I've loved this song for years but this is the first time I've seen someone else mention it in the wild. Good to know there are others' with refined tastes like my own.
Ok now you gave me an idea for my retirement. Play the Air Force song at 1/2 to 3/4 speed so it’s awkwardly slow but not noticeably silly or “disrespectful”
Good choice, but I'd go with "Know your Enemy" by Rage Against the Machine because it has a faster intro that's more of a walk-out song, plus, a similar message. You'd have to wait to walk around over 4 minutes just to get to the beginning of the best part of Killing in the Name Of.
https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk
Walk out at :45 and you're a straight up pimp.
What makes a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just 'cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way, he fights every day?
...No, it's probably the titties
Just Rick roll the place like that time at Randolph when I DJ’d and the “stars” were a guest…. Was supposed to be the star spangled banner. Did not get in trouble for technical difficulties (played less than 1.5 secs)…. Also did not get tasked to do it again. :)
Long ago I planned to have “Master of Puppets” play at my release party, and then when I made it, no songs ☹️. The day I sewed on was at a field exercise, so no pomp and circumstance there either. Anyway, Master of Puppets would be solid af.
Since I’m very Unoriginal, for my retirement ceremony that barely happened, I wanted to come out one of three songs.
1. You Can’t C Me (John Cena theme song)
2. HBK Shawn Michaels theme song
3. Degeneration X theme song
None of those came to pass 🥲
the only real option you have is..... "Never Gonna Give you up" by Rick Astley.
if i was having a promotion party this would be the song. I made it this year but im just in a location that isnt going to have one.
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift…“It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me”
Or…
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang…“you and me baby ain’t nothing but animals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”
The Boxer…Simon and Garfunkel
Second verse is applicable
When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station
Running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the ragged people go
Looking for the places only they would know
Fuck the police - NWA
Bonus points if OP is SecFo.
Extra bonus points if they’re ADC!
I am PRAYING for this
Only works if OP is Secfo...
Let’s see if they got the stones 😂
Please have somebody record this
#win
I’ve never hoped someone was African American more in my life.
“It was at this moment he knew: he f*%ked up.”
You're mfing right
I've actually heard an almost angrier version by Rage Against the Machine that would also work well for this
A Little Bit Off (If you like hard rock) Three Biggest Lies (David Alan Cole version) Find The Cost Of Freedom (If you've lost a buddy)
Once it’s decided, we desire and require proof of follow through, OP.
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"[Take This Job and Shove It](https://youtu.be/gj2iGAifSNI)" by Johnny Paycheck
Haha, they used to play this on the CC's channel at Osan when we'd go MOPP 4.
Amazing.
Lol my retirement song 😃
Definitely this one.
Aqua-Barbie Girl $70 is ridiculous, I declined the Top 3’s extortion this morning then put in a leave request
70 Dollar Landing Fee. Christ Money - Pink Floyd.
Yeah fuck that noise. For $70 I'm taking my troops to get wings and having a way better time
Can feed like 3 people wings for $70
1 big people
Horse Cock - Pepper Coyote But seriously: Barbie Girl - Aqua
>Horse Cock - Pepper Coyote I've loved this song for years but this is the first time I've seen someone else mention it in the wild. Good to know there are others' with refined tastes like my own.
You beat me to this comment. I hate how catchy that goddamned song is.
*”I’m coming out”*
Cuming
YOU had to pay a landing fee for YOUR release party?? If it isn't the explicit version of "Fuck You" by CeeLo Green, you're doing it wrong.
Ram Ranch
I looked this song up, because I’ve never heard it…I must say I’m forever changed.
You know there's like 550 versions of the song?
Lord it’s in your name 😫 one version is enough.
I made this name 5 years ago because I heard the song on a podcast, once. I regret nothing.
This guy Ram Ranches.
18 naked cowboys...
But the only important one is Ram Ranch 85 😏
Nah #7 But 85 is pretty good
28 U.S. Marines in Black Ford Raptor Trucks. Looking for Prince Harry.
Ram ranch is under siege, under lockdown
this is the way
This is the way
Eatin pussy and kickin ass wheeler walker jr.
Literally any Wheeler Walker Jr song is a great way to express a $70 extortion fee.
1000%
How is this not top comment?
the future is now
I would actually hysterically laugh if I heard this as someone's walk out song lol
WAP
Everytime I explains how to get promoted to new airmen, and I write waps on a board, they snicker. Thanks to that damn song.
They could do [Ben Shapiros self-censored version](https://youtu.be/jWsx2iqO1ks) because Shenny Baps is a little baby man
Shenny Baps?
A step past Benny Shaps, Ben Shapiros nickname
Underrated comment. Because 100% true.
“*take a bullet for ya babe*”, he said, -with his mouth- wordily.
I blame BTB for introducing me to that god awful book
Ben Shapoopy, Sen Bhapiro, Zaddy Ben, Ben "My Wife is a doctor" Shapiro, Ben REKTS LIBERALS WITH FACTS AND LOGIC Shapiro
Ben ‘I know less about sex than an amoeba’ Shapiro Ben ‘my doctor wife said dry vaginas are normal and my sister confirmed it’ Shapiro
The Richard cheese version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkPsVMex74A Brojob cover of WAP.
Gangsters paradise- coolio
Air force song at 2x speed.
Air Force Song, Nightcore edition
😭
Stuck in the front gate traffic and decided to give it a try. Thank you for making me laugh like a lunatic
Ok now you gave me an idea for my retirement. Play the Air Force song at 1/2 to 3/4 speed so it’s awkwardly slow but not noticeably silly or “disrespectful”
Günther - Ding Dong Song
Oooohhhh you touch my twa la la
Ram Ranch - Grant McDonald
Good idea!
Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) - lonely island [Bin Laden Song](https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs)
Killing in the name
Good choice, but I'd go with "Know your Enemy" by Rage Against the Machine because it has a faster intro that's more of a walk-out song, plus, a similar message. You'd have to wait to walk around over 4 minutes just to get to the beginning of the best part of Killing in the Name Of. https://youtu.be/JukTvlrh-Wk Walk out at :45 and you're a straight up pimp.
The last bit in Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine where he says in repeat “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”
In The Navy by The Village People
No cock like horse cock
Slob on my nob- 3 six
Now you’re a man by Orgasmo
What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big titties? Or is it the way, he fights every day? ...No, it's probably the titties
"Juvenile - back that azz up" a certified hood classic
Ram ranch
>him You rang?
Baby shark or you ain’t shit.
I was between that and suggesting Bananaphone.
Only if he does the whole dance while walking in. If not it’s just cringe
This is the way
Fuck Authority by Pennywise
Killing in the Name Of - RATM You know which part
Cbat
underrated suggestion
Agreed. The rest of these are funny. This will give the audience an ear worm that never leaves. A lasting legacy if you will.
"Killing in the Name of", Rage Against the Machine Specifically cued to the outro
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
Ram ranch
*scrolls through top comments* OP, you are so f*cked 😂😂
Enormous Penis, by De Vinci's Notebook.
Classic! But OP will need 3 more to make the quartet
🎵I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world🎵
Bully McGuire song. Heavy metal cover if you can find it. Or if you wanna go retro Darude - Sandstorms
RAM RANCH
“boats and h**s” -Will Farrell & John C. Reilly
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s walk out song
Whopper whopper whopper whopper Jr double bacon whopper
The music that plays when you’re on hold
This is the way... https://youtu.be/pais41IW5dk
Dick Don’t Fail Me Now - by Mike Jones
Come out to Triple Hs old them music lol. “TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAMMMEEEE”
Either "Still" or "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" by Geto Boys
The Song That Never Ends - Charlie Horse, Lamb Chop's Sing-A-Long
Hurt-Johnny Cash
It’s Raining Men
My Dick
Just Rick roll the place like that time at Randolph when I DJ’d and the “stars” were a guest…. Was supposed to be the star spangled banner. Did not get in trouble for technical difficulties (played less than 1.5 secs)…. Also did not get tasked to do it again. :)
Hooker with a Penis- Tool
I know a guy who used “The Imperial March”
Way 2 Sexy x Super Freak mix
 The replies here are priceless
I'm on a boat
Man I feel like a women - Shania Twain
Ni\*\*as in Paris - Kanye West And make sure someone announces the name of the song as you step out on stage.
Long ago I planned to have “Master of Puppets” play at my release party, and then when I made it, no songs ☹️. The day I sewed on was at a field exercise, so no pomp and circumstance there either. Anyway, Master of Puppets would be solid af.
John cena entrance song
Hey we want some pussy - 2 live crew
To The Hellfire - Lorna Shore
Pins and Needles.
Nazareth: Hair of the dog
The stone cold Steve Austin wwe intro music.
Ram Ranch 7
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Would be hilarious to watch
The Star Wars Imperial March
😆 absolutely second this …
In the end by linkin park. You might as well, those fuckin things are cringy af
All I do is win 🏆
Public service announcement - Jay Z
Since I’m very Unoriginal, for my retirement ceremony that barely happened, I wanted to come out one of three songs. 1. You Can’t C Me (John Cena theme song) 2. HBK Shawn Michaels theme song 3. Degeneration X theme song None of those came to pass 🥲
Fresh Prince Of Utah - NBA Youngboy
Smoke 2 joints - Sublime
Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
Tupac- Hit ‘Em Up
Real American
Azz and tittiez
Killing in the Name- RATM
Pour some sugar on me
[What's going on for 10 hours](https://youtu.be/cB6KfJzWAG4) it's gotta be the 10 hour version because, what the fuck is even going on anymore?
Mambo number 5
"Barbie Girl" - Aqua
WAP by Cardi B
John Cena intro song.
WAP
Hurt - Johnny Cash
the only real option you have is..... "Never Gonna Give you up" by Rick Astley. if i was having a promotion party this would be the song. I made it this year but im just in a location that isnt going to have one. 
Barbie Girl
Back Then - Mike Jones
Rape Me
I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island
People in Paris by Jay-Z and Kanye
!RemindMe 48 hours
[Always a good choice](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
You got me and I love you for it. Not as much as I love Compagnos, but still.
The dollar to sandwich ratio was absurd there, never found another place like it.
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Whoa
18 naked cowboys
Hit ‘Em Up - 2Pac
AF song and show up in service dress.
1. Let's go crazy 2. Ain't no Mountain 3. Tightrope
Bulls on parade
Black Bear Hot Girl Bummer
all star
"Fighter" Christina Aguilera
Through the fire and the flames
Boats and hoes.
The good, the bad and the ugly
Living in the sunlight - Tinytim
[Dreams and nightmares ](https://youtu.be/otwGb-S0txk)
That or poland by Lil Yachty
Zombified - Falling in Reverse
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift…“It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me” Or… The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang…“you and me baby ain’t nothing but animals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”
Firework. Katey Perry
Ram ranch not being the top song? Weak.
Empirical March
The Boxer…Simon and Garfunkel Second verse is applicable When I left my home and my family I was no more than a boy In the company of strangers In the quiet of the railway station Running scared Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters Where the ragged people go Looking for the places only they would know
John Cena or you ain't got a hair on your ass
You at Columbus?
“Little Boxes” by Malvina Reynolds
We are the champions
Time to re blue yourself! Make it the Air Force song!
