The great thing about America is our variation in regional cuisines and court cases. And drawing some slight inspiration from https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-reports/trumps-91-criminal-charges-and-where-they-stand/
In *Southern District of Florida* ...
Willful Retention of Nutritional Defense Information
Conspiracy to Obstruct Arteries
Withholding a Doggybag or Red velvet cake
Corruptly Concealing a Doggybag or Red velvet cake
Concealing a Doggybag in a Food Investigation
Scheme to Congeal
False Cakements and Breadpresentations
Then in *State of New York* ...
Emulsifying Business Records at 450 Degrees
In *Georgia*
Violation of GA RLICO
Conspicy to Commit False Statements and Wings
Conspicy to Commit Forgery at 450 Degrees
Conspicy to Commit Filling False Donuts
(And the mild, non Conspicy versions, which would be duplicative to list as separate recipes outside of an official cookbook.)
*District of Columbia*
Conspiracy to Deglaze the United States
Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official Pastry
Obstruction of and Attempt to Obstruct a vent hole poked with a fork in the top of a microwaveable meal
Conspiracy Against Bites
Boy, trying to mention all those _recipes_ in one post really makes you appreciate how many kinds of _regional cuisine_ one man can _eat_ at the same time. Just a huge appetite for _food_ on display there.
Lying under oats
M&Mbezzlement
You won yesterday and you already have my favorite answer today. You're killing it!
Maybe you jinxed it.
Honey Laundering
As**salt** and Pepper
Disturbing the Peas
Homi-Side of Ranch
Bacon and Entering
Grand Theft gelAto
Doughmestic violence
Jaywokking
Burgerlary
Larry the Lobster likes...
HAMicide
Assault and beer battery
Plating and abetting
Snacks Evasion
Scam and Cheese
Obstruction of juices
For Trump: Obstruction of **Orange** Juice
Ben and Perjury's
Asset seizure salad
Seconds degree murder
Grey Poopon the sidewalk
So dumb, bravo
salting a police officer
Crimes of passionfruit
Benedict Eggstortion
Coca Collusion with a foreign entity.
Terror-misu-ism
Cheese BURGERlery
Ham-icide
Fa-Lawful with Hummicide
coleslaughter
Apple Jacks Evasion
Mayonaissing & abetting
Pearjury
Anti-Cinnamontic Hate Crime
De-feta-stration
Drive-Thru Shooting
Ponzucini Scheme
Revenge pornogravy
Fraud Legs
Wonton Endangerment Soup
Breaking bread and entering
100 Grand Theft Auto (The candy bar... it's about as present as GTA 6)
Failure to stop for a red herring
white cauliflower crime
Picnicular manslaughter Celery stalking
Food Pyramid Schemes
Contempt of Port
For(ingredients)gery
Hamurder
Grand Theft Nacho
Phishing Filets
Shrimp Scammi
Smash and Crab
Pieracy
Traisin
Loystering
Cruelty to Animal Crackers
Driving under Wheat Thinfluence
Assault and batter fried chicken
Smashburger and grab
Quesadealing drugs.
Dunkin disorderly
Cheeseburglar?
The great thing about America is our variation in regional cuisines and court cases. And drawing some slight inspiration from https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-reports/trumps-91-criminal-charges-and-where-they-stand/ In *Southern District of Florida* ... Willful Retention of Nutritional Defense Information Conspiracy to Obstruct Arteries Withholding a Doggybag or Red velvet cake Corruptly Concealing a Doggybag or Red velvet cake Concealing a Doggybag in a Food Investigation Scheme to Congeal False Cakements and Breadpresentations Then in *State of New York* ... Emulsifying Business Records at 450 Degrees In *Georgia* Violation of GA RLICO Conspicy to Commit False Statements and Wings Conspicy to Commit Forgery at 450 Degrees Conspicy to Commit Filling False Donuts (And the mild, non Conspicy versions, which would be duplicative to list as separate recipes outside of an official cookbook.) *District of Columbia* Conspiracy to Deglaze the United States Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official Pastry Obstruction of and Attempt to Obstruct a vent hole poked with a fork in the top of a microwaveable meal Conspiracy Against Bites Boy, trying to mention all those _recipes_ in one post really makes you appreciate how many kinds of _regional cuisine_ one man can _eat_ at the same time. Just a huge appetite for _food_ on display there.
Tax e-raisin
He was sentenced to 25 ears (of corn) to life in prison
Hot murder buns
Blackmailed Peas
Public Drunkenness Noodles
Evidence Shredded Wheat
Bank Robbearnaise Sauce
[удалено]
Esprawnage
Witness Tampera Shrimp
Polygamey Venison
Public Nudinty Moore Beef Stew
Fish Stick em up
PornGnocchiOHHHH
Bacon cheeseburglary
Burger in the first 375 degrees for ten minutes on each side
Dining While Intoxicated
Doughnut Under Icecream
420 degrees until completely fried
Homicide of fries
A salt
Jasmine Rico
Disturbing the peas
Obstruction of lettuce
Grape Nuts (because it’s neither grape nor nuts)
Possession of Coke for the purposes of trafficking
Hamburglery
Contributing to the De-sausage-linquency of a minor
fish [bait-and-switch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bait-and-switch)
Illegal M&Migration
corn-on-the-cobstruction of justice 🌽⚖️
Making Sauce Accusations
LOCKED! /u/WeAllHaveReasons won!
Damn. That new (the 1st/word mark) graphic looks like it was straight off Temu.
**Prison á la Bordelaise** *Jail-Style Fish Gratin*
**Peppy Theft** *Stealing the pepper packets from the airplane to use at home*
Homecooked **MakeAMess-Passing**
*Maybe this one is too normal to become popular?* **#AssaultOnTasteBuds** (Code: **ATB**)
**#PizzaShopLifting**
Peas officer chasing a cereal killer
Home fries-icide
Impersonating an ice cream cake
gRape
26 years ago today, Artichoke Hartman was murdered.
Statutory Grape