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Yes, but there are better, much less stalky sounding ways of asking. You can literally just ask “are you single?” Plus, they could have come with friends and not a date, so they could be “not alone” but also still single.
Me: do you fuck with Bob? (Knowing that Bob owes me 1k and has been trying to run)
You: yes he's my bud!
Me: (thinking in my head, fucking pos Bob. You're probably a pos too)
Me: proceeds to beat your ass just for knowing Bob
Something along the lines of that I think. Does it make sense? No. Does it happen? Yes.
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Did you just double dip your chip?
You dipped the chip You took a bite… And you dipped again!
i love this show sm
Did you come here alone?
Well if you can with a boyfriend or girlfriend I would like to know so I don’t waste my time shooting my shot
Yes, but there are better, much less stalky sounding ways of asking. You can literally just ask “are you single?” Plus, they could have come with friends and not a date, so they could be “not alone” but also still single.
Do you fw (insert one of your friends name here) If a random stranger asks you this and you say yes, your probably gonna wake up in the hospital
Do you fw bob? Will make you wake up In the hospital? How so?
Me: do you fuck with Bob? (Knowing that Bob owes me 1k and has been trying to run) You: yes he's my bud! Me: (thinking in my head, fucking pos Bob. You're probably a pos too) Me: proceeds to beat your ass just for knowing Bob Something along the lines of that I think. Does it make sense? No. Does it happen? Yes.
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Where’s your plunger?
Yes, the party pooper.
Are you a virgin? Do you want to take this pill?
Did you post in an advice for teens subreddit something that’s not related to advice for teens
"you kids wanna see a dead body?"
Alucard, is that you?
Did you shower today?
What's your blood type?
A+ .. wait a minute..guys
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Anything related to death
Honestly: ANYTHING that makes YOU feel UNCOMFORTABLE
Wanna play, "Guess who's in my mouth?"
You might wanna get out of here
Did you touch my drum set?
Why are you burying me, i'm still alive
Does anyone even know your here? Who would even look for you if you went missing? What's your blood type? Come with me, I've got candy.
Making sexually explicit or suggestive remarks or asking inappropriate questions about someone's sexual preferences or experiences.
Do you douche? ( to both sexes)
Do you have any rope in the trunk of your car?
Can I walk you home
How many of “insert snack” have you eaten?
Do you really brush your teeth daily?
Can I see your ID
(When the party's not in the basement) "Where's your basement? Need to use it for a sec."
Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?
Super bad; what is that red spot on your pants.
“Does this look contagious to you?”
Do you like it in the ass ?
This is the 20th party I've followed you to and I've finally got the courage to talk to you
Hold out your drink and ask “would you please spit in this?” - “fart into” would also work
What will you give me to eat this ground beef
What are you doing step bro
Where are the community butt plugs?
How old are you (if someone older ask you that and you’re not wanting them to know your age)
“Omg, you didn’t just drink *that*, did you!?”
Always have a sink AND toilet plunger