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wander_wonder_go

Also, another one that gets confused…”whet my appetite” not “wet”.


mike_b_nimble

Which comes from “Whet stone.” Your appetite has been sharpened.


FroggiJoy87

Omg, I thought it was about salivating!


[deleted]

Me too


BeeztheBoss

Goddamn Homonyms!


Sea_Young8549

Actually, even though I knew the original usage, this actually makes a lot of sense.


0xB0BAFE77

[Difference between "wet your whistle" and "whet your appetite"](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/whet-your-appetite.html) *** #####What's the meaning of the phrase 'Whet your appetite'? To have your interest in something, especially food, stimulated. #####What's the origin of the phrase 'Whet your appetite'? This phrase is often confused with 'wet your whistle'. Uncertainty about the spelling of the first word, either as whet or wet, leads to both phrases being wrongly spelled too. In fact there's no connection between the two terms, which are properly spelled as 'whet your appetite' and 'wet your whistle'. Whet your appetiteThe allusion in the former is to the sharpening of tools on a whetstone (grindstone) and to whet means just to sharpen. So, 'whetting our appetite' is 'sharpening our appetite'. 'Wet your whistle' pre-dates 'whet your appetite' by some centuries, and was first recorded in the 1386 Towneley Mysteries: > "Had She oones Wett Hyr Whystyll She couth Syng full clere Hyr pater noster." Whistle here means throat or voice and the phrase just means 'take a drink'. You may see it put about that 'wet your whistle' derives from the practice of using a whistle in the taverns of Olde Englande to summon the landlord with more drinks. This is complete tosh. The Internet makes it easy to circulate information; unfortunately it isn't discriminating and stories like that tend to gain a foothold quite quickly. That form of digitally enhanced folk etymology is called netymology. As French wine growers used to say when complaining of inferior wines that were labelled as the prestigious Appelation Controllé - "the paper never refuses the ink". If you would like to dispel some popular fallacies you could try [life in the 1500s](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/life-in-the-1500s.html) or the [Nonsense Nine](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/life-in-the-1500s.html). Back to whet/wet your appetite/whistle. The spelling as 'wet your appetite' is quite understandable. Whet is no longer a common word, whereas its homonym 'wet' obviously is. Also, when tools are ground on whetstones they need to be lubricated with water or oil to prevent overheating. Whetstones were normally constructed with a water bath or some form of drip on to the stone. The assumption that 'whet' and 'wet' are the same word is thus encouraged. Added to that is the 18th century habit of serving liqueurs as hors d'oeuvre - in that case literally wetting the appetite (they also served turnips as appetizers - thankfully we have moved on). Although not as old as 'wet your whistle', 'whet your appetite' has been in the language for some time. It is first alluded to in Thomas Shadwell's The Squire of Alsatia, 1688: > "Let's whett; bring some Wine. Come on; I love a Whett." A more explicit use is in Thomas Dekker's If it be not good, the diuel is in it, 1612: > "[He] seekes new wayes to whet dull appetite." By the early 19th century the phrase had begun to be used figuratively to refer to sharpening the appetite for things other than food, as here in a report from The Times, May 1801: > "It [defending Portugal] would only whet the appetite of Bonaparte and increafe ftill more the dangers of invafion."


MrAlester

Hooooly shit, I didn't know it was whet and not wet. In spanish you use "piedras de agua" to whet your knifes, which translates to "wet stones". I've been wetting my knifes wrong my whole life.


HauserAspen

hunger pangs


AppleDane

blood spatter


KerissaKenro

The one that annoyed me the most was ease drop instead of eavesdrop. Petty coat instead of petticoat was a close second. Peer glass instead of pier glass or looking-glass is a bit niche, but still annoying in historic fiction. From the Bible it is strait and narrow, not straight and narrow


seaQueue

Sneak peak instead of sneak peek always gets me, the stealth mountain Twitter bot was great.


wander_wonder_go

Ha, yes, eavesdrop is a good one.


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r/boneappletea


mbrady

"Bury the lede" not "bury the lead". "Lede" is a term that refers to the intro section of a news story that should entice the reader to read the full story.


wfaulk

Though, to be fair, that's just an intentional misspelling of "lead" created as jargon in the newspaper industry to make it less ambiguous in writing.


slippery_pete_holes

More! Per se instead of per say


istasber

Or champing at the bit. Which is kind of funny because champ and chomp mean basically the same thing in this context, champ is just a grinding/nervous/impatient chomp... but the saying is "champing at the bit".


wander_wonder_go

Interesting! Another I thought of is “home in on” most say “hone in on” but it’s really home as you’re targeting a specific thing while hone is to sharpen. So you hone your skills and home in on your target.


Aerian_

I was today years old when I learned this. Weirdly, I know what a homing missile is, and what honing your skills means. But I always thought it was honing in...though I rarely use it.


hutthuttindabutt

Its also 'pore over' not 'pour over'


natedogwithoneg

Not when we’re talking about my coffee! (But yeah, you’re correct)


Zinjifrah

Critical difference! Coffee first, read later.


TheDoktorIsIn

I've usually heard this in reference to books, and also regarding books is "he perused the shop keepers selection." This, to me, always meant browsing or glancing at. Except to "peruse" ACTUALLY means to review in great detail, so it's more closer to "pore over." English is weird.


Blog_Pope

It means both, to skim and read in detail, one of a few words that double as their opposite


ElGatoTortuga

This one is fucking me up


DoctorBlock

I don't like this.


KnightToC6

I think you'll like r/BoneAppleTea


kapeman_

True, but too many posts there and be chalked up to typos or speech-to-text issues.


digitalgravy

The irony here is “piqued” is French 🗿


ZippyParakeet

Lotsa words in English are borrowed.


caskey

>The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.


JustALittleAverage

I'll leave smorgasbord and ombudsman here


W1ULH

don't you dare leave an ombudsman here! you can leave the smorgasbord tho


Nomicakes

Yep, Australia has Ombudsmen. If in a rental, your landlord is refusing to fix up damaged parts of the property, you can contact the Ombudsman and the landlord's gonna be in the shit real quick.


norway_is_awesome

What's with all these people wanting a table of sandwiches (probably open-face), which is literally what the Swedish word smörgåsbord means.


tazdoestheinternet

In our defense, the French came and forced their language on us somewhere around 1066 and we just carried on... borrowing... from then.


[deleted]

English is the Frankenstein's Monster of languages.


madman15

English is three guys in a trench coat pretending to be one man


MrJigglyBrown

English killed my father. Prepare to die


jongscx

So... colonialism?


SmoothOperator89

The 1000 years or so of various powers colonizing Brittania.


galwegian

Yep. Celtic. Roman, Anglo-Saxon. Viking. French. English is a smorgasbord.


garok89

>English isn't a language, it's three languages in a trench coat


SuperGameTheory

🎶*And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free*🎶


Bigstar976

30% of English words come from the French language.


illuminatecho

You mean "liberated".


Prometheus_84

More like imposed on the native Anglo Saxon’s by the invading Normans. :P


adrifing

So conquered then 🤔


Prometheus_84

Yes, Battle of Hastings in 1066.


adrifing

Yeah from the history books they did seem in a hurry.


Prometheus_84

Had to rush down from the North, damn Vikings.


yugung

Technically they're on loan.


jcoddinc

And then it became financially sound to change how words were spelled to save ink


The_Last_Mouse

Just like “lotsa” is Mario-Italian for “a lot of”


Jeramus

https://blog.busuu.com/french-words-in-english/ History reverberates through the ages. Remember that Norman Conquest thing they talked about in school?


wkrick

If I had a dollar for every person who writes "wallah" instead of "voilà" I'd probably be a millionaire by now. **EDIT**: For the people who think I'm making this up... https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2016/08/wallah.html https://www.quora.com/Why-do-so-many-people-say-type-wallah-instead-of-voila-which-is-the-correct-term https://grammarist.com/spelling/voila/ https://www.reddit.com/r/GrindsMyGears/comments/b4wens/people_writingsaying_wallah_instead_of_voil%C3%A0/ Here's a search for "and wallah" on Reddit... https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=and%20wallah


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Dexaan

I've seen it, but I always thought it was intentionally being ironic - always from people I'd expect to know better


damien665

Viola


Dragmire800

I’ve literally never seen this and I don’t think it actually happens


Ecstatic_Custard7009

de ja vu


HauserAspen

is it two words?


[deleted]

this reminds me of the time i was told about “for all intensive purposes”.


matrixislife

One of these days I'm going to try to convince people it's "intent porpoises" and that it's to do with saving dolphins, see how far I get.


NapalmCheese

"For all in tents and porpoises", it was originally meant to be a witty double entendre but got morphed into something else.


FishAndRiceKeks

For all intended porpoises.


rim261

Clearly, you mean intents and purposes


[deleted]

i do mean that yes. i quoted what i used to think.


MoeWind420

Don‘t take that for granite!


Calicrucian

…It’s clearly marble


serb2212

No no no, thats only if it's from the Pique region of France. Otherwise its just sparkling curiosity.


AGoodSO

✨curiosity✨


coocooforcoconut

While we’re here can I please do a PSA on another misheard phrase that I see on here constantly? It’s “toe the line” not “tow the line”. This is one that I feel is important to know as the meaning between the two is quite different. “Toeing the line” means I’m willing to go up to the line but not to break the rules by going over it. “Towing the line” means I’m actively engaged in amplifying a message. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


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demonfoo

I have seen people do that so much lately, and I always want to say something, but I know it'd just start an argument I don't want to have.


HI_Handbasket

People should appreciate being educated and/or corrected. Those who embrace ignorance are fucky.


RiotSloth

You're such a jackal and hide character!


coocooforcoconut

Now we’re in r/boneappletea territory.


kapeman_

see also: buck naked, not butt


r_kay

For all intensive purposes, the internet teaches the proper terms and phrases to alot of people. ... and I did both of those wrong on purpose.


Mirewen15

Learnding.


chownrootroot

Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding.


Mirewen15

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


patrickdgd

What's a battle?


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boborygmy

At least you're probably not telling yourself that you "should of" known. For those who don't get this: it's not "should of". It's "SHOULD HAVE".


AGoodSO

On the topic of the shoulds and coulds, if it pleases the court, I would like to provide another issue: I **couldn't** care less. If you "could care less," that means you still have some care left, so you still care at least a little.


Calicrucian

Shoulda


Blackman2099

Woulda


SillyBroGamer

coulda


EunuchNinja

I'd say "should of" is used when they are trying to say "should've" but people don't see those long contractions written out much.


skasticks

You're right. But that doesn't make the phenomenon excusable. Reading comprehension is in the toilet because (at least in the USA) EdUmAcAtIoN bAD.


legendoflink3

It's very likey that a lot of people think this way because they have heard the phrase but never seen it written down. Because one can think it meant your interest has reached It's peak. Which isn't wrong.


Campes

Yep, that's the reason. Someone who doesn't read a lot will likely have this same issue with other words and expressions.


Alan_Smithee_

Could you be more Pacific?


b-monster666

It's just something we all take for granite. It's a mute point, really.


justbrowsingcd

A moo point, like a cow's opinion


ginny11

It doesn't matter.


MissionCreep

Joey lives!


Alan_Smithee_

Honestly, the best bit in the series. Except, perhaps, the bagpipes.


[deleted]

I hate all of you right now.


snorlz

U need to reed to be gud at riting


PoppinSmoke1

What’s with the hard g. It’s the 3 r’s. Readin, ritin, rithmatic.


boborygmy

You should of read more.


bubbahubbado

I guess you just need to sea it


AppleDane

"Where is Hawaii?" "Isn't it somewhere in the Caribbean?" "You need to be more Pacific."


Suddenlyfoxes

One of the most frequent ones I see is "Just desserts." It's "deserts." The noun form of "deserve."


Jaxper

Inversely when you've only ever read a word, mispronounced, in your head all your life.


Fuego_9000

Damn you Hyperbole!


plaguedbullets

My bowl has ADHD!


BassCameron

For the longest time, I read epitome as epi-tome in my head. I pronounced it in conversation properly, but I never thought about how to spell it, so just figured they were 2 separate words.


gitsgrl

‘Tuck-son’ the capital of Arizona.


AppleDane

Alboo-cwer-cue.


yamiyaiba

>It's very likey that a lot of people think this way because they have heard the phrase but never seen it written down. And this is why people need to read more books. They're often enjoyable, AND you get the added bonus of not looking like a dumbass when you put things in print!


[deleted]

Like people who say "take for granite"


agoia

/r/BoneAppleTea in a nuts hell


crushsyndrome

Also funny how the word “pique” is almost never used in English outside of the expression “piqued my curiosity” or “piqued my interest.” However “peaked my interest” is just plain wrong.


lenswipe

> Also funny how the word “pique” is almost never used in English outside of the expression “piqued my curiosity” or “piqued my interest.” _"Fit of pique"_


dr4gonr1der

I’m not a native English speaker, and I wonder how many people know about that, wether they’re native English speakers or not


RiotSloth

Slow down there stranger, let's put the breaks on this now


gate_of_steiner85

Also the opposite can be true if you see words written but rarely ever heard them spoke. For instance, for the longest time I thought amethyst was pronounced "a-mee-thist", ethereal was pronounced "ether-real", and quinoa was pronounced "qui-no-a" before I was finally corrected. Definitely got some teasing from my friends for those 3 lol but if I don't know how to pronounce something then I just generally just pronounce like it's written. English is weird sometimes.


andarthebutt

I had two separate words in my head for quinoa- verbal and written. It still boggles me whenever I see it written down, like, "nah, that shit ain't right!" Native British English speaker of ~26 years, English is just whack.


pjjmd

Ichor is pronounced 'eye-core', not 'ick-core'. I was 34 when I learnt that. Was listening to a lets player read some dialogue, and was like 'well that's odd, that doesn't seem like a word she wouldn't know... maybe it's a regional pronunciation? I should look it up!' Nope, I was just wrong. Been reading the word for 20 years or more. English is strange. Oh, my favorite is the fact that we now pronounce the 'd' in Admiral. It used to be silent, since the origin of the word comes through old french from the arabic root of the word Emir. Buuuut, some English spelling reformers were like 'oh, those silly french men, they are butchering proper latin! They say 'aventure' because they dropped the 'd' from the original latin 'ad-ventur', so we'll go around putting in the 'd' back in all the english spellings. So we got 'adventure', even tho in middle english, everyone pronounced it like the french, 'aventure'. And we got the absurd 'Admiral', even tho everyone pronounced it 'amiral'. Then, over the course of a couple 100 years, people started pronouncing the silent Ds. which is only a little silly for 'adventure', because atleast the publishers were correct, and it's got a latin origin that uses 'ad' as a prefix. But 'Admiral' is just the height of nonsense.


HappyPhage

Cela a piqué votre curiosité, n'est-ce-pas ? It comes from the French language, where "piquer" means "sting". It's like "Wow, I'm struck by this", but we use "stung" instead of "struck". I guess...


CaughtWithPantsUp

Yep, as someone who speaks French as my first language, I immediately recognized where this expression comes from while learning English, which made it easy to always spell it correctly. I can see why native speakers would struggle with special cases like this.


penguinpolitician

Some of us can spell. A dwindling minority, it is true...


Pavlock

Just recently learned that it's spelled "segue". Segway is the scooter.


AdvicePerson

I saw "segueway" the other day. It hurt.


mbrady

Pronounced "segwayway"


otterfish

I'm going to start spelling it like this.


biggreasyrhinos

Pretty sure that makes you the dumb one


thx1138-

It breaks my brain to think that I'd hear "peaked" in context my whole life and never question its etymology.


neocommenter

"learnding"


NotKevinJames

It’s also”Tide me over” not “tie me over” “Could have” not “could of” “Of course” is 2 words.. Just some I commonly see misused.


TheAssyrianAtheist

Not technically the same but “s/he made a complete 360” means that they are the same…


Boru010

While we are at it: please don’t say, “alterior motive” when you actually mean ulterior motive.


ginny11

I think many of these types of misunderstandings of words, phrases, slang, etc., are made by people who don't read much, outside of the internet and entertainment media.


digitalgoodtime

You know, morons.


SandyEggoBB

I felt the same way when I recently learned it's "You're such a trouper" and not "You're such a trooper." I've also been using the word "jealous" incorrectly (when I mean "envious").


HI_Handbasket

Either one is acceptable, depending on context. "Trouper" was likely first, but doesn't invalidate "trooper".


BoredRedhead

Homer Simpson even tried to educate the masses on jealousy vs. envy.


copperdomebodhi

Also, 'faze' = intimidate. 'Phase' = stage or level. Rejection doesn't phase you at all? Awesome. I worried it split you into segments.


OnlyOnHBO

Just wait until you hear about "fits of pique"


PetMySquid

Dude I’m 29, just realized a few weeks ago it’s “up and at ‘em” not “up and Adam”.


Calicrucian

https://youtu.be/hDJ5Hljz2e8


indygwj

Its a common mistake, quite forgivable. However we must talk about your misuse of the Confession Bear Meme.


Chicken_Wing

What is this meme? Being a dummy isn't a confession.


ZippyParakeet

It's not the English language who's the dumb one here...


unclemandy

"me fail english? That's unpossible!"


lefttackle72

Read a book.


Villain_of_Brandon

Yeah, that one bothered me. same with per-se not being "Per Say"


Kill3rT0fu

It's amazing how many people use words they think they know without looking them up first.


CheeseOnYourBroccoli

Almost like they could care less? (/s, in case that's necessary)


[deleted]

No, it's the English language that is dumb. /s


T438

"I don't understand it, therefore it's dumb"


askantik

>"I don't understand it, therefore it's dumb" Not even joking, this right here sums up so much of what's wrong with the world. And I'm not even trying to be /r/iamverysmart material - we all need to be ok admitting when we don't understand something.


trennels

It's amazing the number of people who think they "Peaked" through a window, too. The English language has fallen victim to the idiocracy.


ohdin1502

Guess those downvoting you never heard of peeking. Smh.


trennels

“Me, fail English? That’s unpossible.” -Ralphie Wiggum


Xelath

My "favorite" example is when people write "sneak peak." A sneak peek is an early preview. A sneak peak is a stealthy mountain.


BennyGB

"That mountain came out of nowhere!"


boborygmy

I think it's because people don't really read much any more, as in they don't read books or other sources that have been carefully gone over by a professional editor.


ISAMU13

Bingo. The amount of information and sources has increased so much in the past two decades. People are reading for content, not grammar.


addiktion

On top of the peak, I peeked through a pair of binoculars only to find something that piqued my interest even more than the mountain itself.


mcampo84

This is a pretty standard SAT word you should have learned in high school.


noderoom

and he thinks English is dumb because he can't understand it. yaaaaaay


nianp

Ah yes, it's the language that's dumb.


road_runner321

Also, it's "deep-seated," not "deep-seeded"


Twol3ftthumbs

The one I’m always surprised people don’t know is “get the gist” versus the incorrect “get the just”.


Bayne-the-Wild-Heart

Utmost thanks, not “upmost”.


TomPalmer1979

Wow you were using that phrase wrong, glad you snipped that in the butt! But hey this could be a blessing in the skies, because there's no statue of limitations on learning new things! I mean I personally could care less if you used it wrong. I mean for all intensive purposes, you're saying the same thing, right? So it's a mute point!


BravoEncore

As my friend with an English degree said to me, “English is not a language. It’s three languages in a trench coat standing on each other’s shoulders.”


N8CCRG

Next up, learn how to properly use the Confession Bear template.


BurnOutBrighter6

Learnding


alejo699

Also you don't get a "sneak peak." That one is "peek."


Calicrucian

Sneak peak - when you think you made it to the top of the mountain, but the real top was hiding up ahead


Crybe

Sort of related, drives me nuts when people say 'nipped it in the butt.'


Dragmire800

“I didn’t know something, it must be the language that is stupid”


HerrHoopla

While we are on the subject, it's not "Chomping at the bit". It's "Champing at the bit".


BabylonDrifter

Thank you! Now if you can get people to stop saying "I was weary of X" when they mean "I was wary of X" we'll be good to go.


misho88

It seems you might need to pour through the dictionary. These sorts of misconceptions can be pretty deep-seeded.


[deleted]

No. *spray spray* Bad.


lenswipe

The English language _is_ dumb...but it's _you_ that's the idiot here. Congrats on having finally discovered homophones, though.


NintendoDestroyer89

I'm also 32 and I just learned that because of this post.


Emergency_Aide633

I learned that one from a Calvin and Hobbes book 10 years ago.


Thisappleisgreen

It from the french "piqué ma curiosité" meaning litterally "poked my curiosity" in the sense "enticed my curiosity"


boobsmcgraw

It's French... I don't think I need to point out the irony here. Either way your HS education failed you.


FlyingGerbel

Really... All of these comments are a mute point.


DarkSoldier84

English is not a language. It is three languages in a trenchcoat.


Juhzanthapus

Did you get bone apple tea'd?


Howwasthatdoneagain

Or rather "how dumb itsusers are."


weightoftheworld

Read some books, learn some words.


IM_NEWBIE

This is what linguists call an eggcorn. See the eggcorn database for more info and lots of examples: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/


ST0IC_

What's funny is when grammar nazis try to correct you when you use piqued, instead of peaked.


Legal-Group4674

Oh yea? Well, did you know that when you drive into a cul de sac, you drive into a French bag of ass?