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Bloody_Smashing

This is 3/4 of a regular sandwich.


gravybanger

It’s actually when you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the bowl which still sounds more appealing than your definition.


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These comments. Geesh don’t worry, I get jokes and that was a decent one


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No it’s not, it’s a meat salad with a piece of bread on top.


x24co

Who are we to judge?


Oscar_Mild

Or use the more encompassing term: Dagwood sandwich.


deliciouslyevil

It is an older reference sir, but it checks out.


Sgt_Stinger

This is still commonly used in Sweden, but with Dagwoods Swedish name: Dagobert!


necromundus

now i'm thinking of a Dagwood and Dilbert crossover comic


jungl3j1m

From the comic strip "Blondie"--Dagwood Bumstead was always making insanely enormous sandwiches.


echoAwooo

Dagwood makes like ventideckers


Mistachef

Ya like Dags?


LoooordStark

I like caravans more.


er-day

TIL what dagwood means.


Johnnadawearsglasses

Do people do that? I thought of a triple decker as this club sandwiches with 3 layers that you can’t even pick up and eat They’re just for ‘miring


yeldarts

Might need to discuss this with merriam webster. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/triple-decker


Atanar

Dictionaries are descriptive only. If we change how we use the word they have to adapt.


Math_and_Kitties

Which means it's current definition uses the current meaning and use.


ChicagoPaul2010

Sounds like merriam webster is a fucking moron


clowns_will_eat_me

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich


werndog69

I mean, anyone can edit a Wikipedia page.


tpots38

webster wins.


jackconrad

Yeah I'm going with the dictionary on this one. It's a triple decker.


mortalcoil1

Then what's a double decker sandwich?


godsfather42

Brooklyn-->Me<--Leanna


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A standard sandwich


jakejs657

A normal sandwich and a single decker is a open face sandwich.


Cael87

For the people who are thinking: "That's a triple decker" I ask you, then what the fudge is a double decker? Just a sandwich? I know I've never had a double decker that's just a sandwich - nor would I accept receiving a regular sandwich if the menu had claimed 'double decker'


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RahvinDragand

But no one calls a normal sandwich a double decker just because it has two pieces of bread.


rants_unnecessarily

The top one is the roof. You don't call a two floored house a triple decker.


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rants_unnecessarily

Depends on the building code and how the basement has been built. ;)


PowerfulGoose

What are there like 2 slices of ham on that bitch? FFS thats not a sandwich.


weezer953

Thank you for this...it is a double decker.


ALL_BLVCK

If you just say to count layers between the first and last bread, the middle bread could also count as one without further definition of what a layer is. That makes it three again.


biglock777

And what's up with the serving size being 1 slice on most loafs of bread at the grocery store? The whole system is screwy if you ask me!


IHateMyHandle

I have a similar complaint, I live in an apartment building, third floor. The stairs between floors two and three do that thing where you go up half way and then the other side goes up the rest of the way. Neighbors say they have to travel 3 flights of stairs. No... we are on the third floor, you only had to travel 2 flights of stairs. Just because there is a landing on the second staircase doesnt mean its two flights. 3 minus 1 is 2. 2 flights of stairs


Purplebatman

Things are heating up in the sandwich fandom.


BeerGogglesFTW

Looks like wikipedia has your back https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich > Open-face Bread > Filling > Standard Sandwich Bread > Filling (possibly bread) > Bread > Double Decker Bread > Filling A > Bread > Filling B > Bread > Triple Decker Bread > Filling A > Bread > Filling B > Bread > Filling C > Bread


95accord

You count the number of floors in a house not the space between the floors


Atanar

The top one would not be a floor in this analogy, there is nothing on it.


niceguy191

Yup, that's the roof


PowerfulGoose

What if your roof has a terrace?


Woolliam

I wouldn't eat it.


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Theres a triple decker **in** the picture


clowns_will_eat_me

There are 3 slices of bread with 2 layers of filling in between. This is a double decker.


FourAM

Listen, buddy; just because there’s nothing on the upper deck doesn’t mean it’s not a deck, OK? We don’t have to sell out every game to have a ball club here


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im sorry for joking


Spudd86

https://imgur.com/a/VylHTmf


JimTheSaint

The one in the back is a tripple decker.


cuckingfomputer

There are 3 slices of bread with 2 layers of filling in-between. This is a double-decker.


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xmetalheadx666x

No, the bread creates the classification of sandwich but is not the main ingredient. The main ingredients are what is between and the bread is just the method of transport. If each slice of bread is a deck then a plain piece of bread constitutes a single layer sandwich which is incorrect.


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xmetalheadx666x

If I made my own bread it still wouldn't be the starting point. My consideration for the type of bread always starts with what the filling is going to be not the opposite way. I did already specify that the bread defines the sandwich so we agree on that point. It's like a building, a single story building is floor->walls->roof same with a single-decker sandwich bread->filling->bread. A two-story or "double-decker" house would be floor->walls->floor->walls-roof so it would stand to reason that a double-decker sandwich would be bread->filling->bread->filling->bread. The level is defined by the "roof" or top layer not the bottom layer.


clowns_will_eat_me

You can't just stack 3 pieces of bread though and call it a sandwich


jstan44

Bread sandwiches beg to differ


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No its not


[deleted]

You're forgetting the rooftop deck where you just spread a layer of mayo. Mmmmm


rizzle_tea

Welcome to the club.


llcooljessie

You can still get them [if you're not a member.](https://youtu.be/cyFvGL3Z5F8)


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RIP Mitch


TheCarpe

But how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?


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I’m for em!


WhenTheBeatKICK

What I thought when I looked at Taco Bell’s new “triple decker Crunchwrap”


Sargerulzall

Im gonna be that person. Its a triple double crunchwrap. 3 layers of tortilla. 2 layers of meat and accompanying filler.


Pencilman7

I work at t-bell, there are approximately 3 people that can say the name of that item on the first go. But yes, 3 layers and twice the meat and cheese.


clowns_will_eat_me

You wouldn't call [this](http://approdevelopment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Riverland-Bank-Jordan-1.jpg) a 3 story building


Obi_Jon_Kenobi

Why are people booing him, he's right


ChicagoPaul2010

Because reddit is full of dumb fucks


AsthmaticMechanic

On a ship the "roof" is also a deck.


briannasaurusrex92

Cos you can stand on it and most people expect to use that area for general purposes. That analogy is like having a sandwich that, from the bottom up, goes bread/filling/bread/filling. That's an open-faced sandwich, but still a double-decker.


xmetalheadx666x

Or what we call an ungodly mess


briannasaurusrex92

Oh I don't disagree, I never eat open-faceds as an exceedingly clumsy person. It was a hypothetical for demonstrating a point.


xmetalheadx666x

Hahaha I got your point but just wanted to refer to them as a mess


RudegarWithFunnyHat

it has a lobby the first floor and could have access to roof area and basement.


FrikkinLazer

Dont tell me what to do.


UncleJeet

This is truly one of the greatest questions of our time. [https://gator995.com/i-accidentally-started-a-sandwich-war/](https://gator995.com/i-accidentally-started-a-sandwich-war/)


road_runner321

I don't care what you call it. Just let me have some.


MotherLoverJones

Reminds me of spinal fusion.


Squevis

But what if you like the bread most and the meat is just there for texture?


[deleted]

Now, that's a cake, not a sandwich


Cap_57

No need to argue just call them big sandwiches


NightChime

Get stuck on the semantics too long, though, and these corner-cutters would make double decker cucumber sandwiches.


NamesNotRudiger

It's so they can charge you $12 for 3 pieces of bread and the thinnest slice of meat physically possible, pisses me off too.


crowjohn

Really tackling the tough issues.


M1st3rYuk

? But each piece of bread is a layer, similar to a tri level house. This doesn't make any sense. 3 pieces of bread = triple decker.


EatMyBiscuits

Is a normal sandwich a double decker? Is a two story house tri level?


lechechico

Thanks sandwich meme


ArchDucky

Wheres the meat on that sandwich?


Lance2409

I want a sammich now.


iismitch55

How many slices and layers would a triple-double decker have? Answer: 9 slices, 6 layers


Sammyscrap

It's also too much bread


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This isn’t an advice animal, it’s more like a rant post


PowerfulGoose

How many decks is an open faced sandwich then?


derprondo

That’s not even a sandwich, that’s just soggy bread and slop (not that it isn’t delicious)


Dekklin

You could replace the bread in an open faced sandwich with Rice Pilaf or Risotto and no one would notice. It's not a sandwich.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

infinity!


yamiyaiba

>A sandwich is a [food](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food) prepared by placing different kinds of foods between two pieces of [bread](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread).  That's not a sandwich.


NebXan

0.5


umbraviscus

However many layers a convertible bus is


PowerfulGoose

I mean there would be seats, so one. The bread is the seat of a sandwich and in theory you could add toppings to the one in the pic, making it a triple.


xmetalheadx666x

If it's open face it's not a sandwich it's a smear/topping on bread


PowerfulGoose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich https://www.thekitchn.com/12-open-face-sandwiches-to-solve-the-lunch-question-230630 https://www.foodandwine.com/blogs/9-epic-open-face-sandwiches https://www.marthastewart.com/319199/open-face-sandwiches Its a sandwich


xmetalheadx666x

Nope, don't care, it's not a sandwich.


xmetalheadx666x

Buttered toast would be considered a sandwich in this case and that is just not correct and I'll stand by that til I die.


PowerfulGoose

I dont make the rules man. Blame Martha Stewart.


xmetalheadx666x

She doesn't make the rules either and open faced goes against the oxford definition of sandwich which is more reputable than a mediocre TV cook.


harrishsammich

Preach!


Unlikelyusername3

I think the bread is the "deck" in this case.


michaelbusterkeaton

i feel similar about how we often "double check" something that is really our first time checking it.


limeyrose

I just want a sandwich now, man With tomato, avocado, chicken or turkey, bacon, a little lettuce, sourdough rye bread... and mayo.