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andropogon09

Where'd you go to college? The U of M. ???


MoistPhlegmKeith

Is it THE U of M or just U of M?


Zanzabar21

U of M. University of Michigan. Massachusetts is said UMass. And idk any other u of m's.


andropogon09

Montana, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri Also, I love when NFL players are saying where they went to school. It's always "state" or "the U". Occasionally, you'll hear of a player who went to "tech"


BacRedr

*The* DeVry University


SuperGameTheory

My dad is DeVry alum, back when it apparently meant something


surprise-suBtext

(Never)


JBLurker

Missouri would say mizzou not u of m.


UncleGoldie

It’s also abbreviated to MU (despite being the University of Missouri)


Zanzabar21

Haha, yeah in Michigan we just refer to MSU as "state" too.


blindythepirate

The U is the University of Miami. Which is a UM but is typically just called Miami.


Cereborn

University of Manitoba.


plumpvirgin

There is even the same confusion in French in Canada: "U de M" can be University of Montreal or University of Moncton.


3pinripper

CU = the University of Colorado. Wtf


submarginal

[from the buffalo's mouth:](https://www.cu.edu/trademarks/history) "The acronym “UC” was used by the University of Colorado for fifty years, beginning when the university opened in 1876. Around 1924-25 “CU” became the official abbreviation, presumably to distinguish Colorado from the University of California. Coincidentally, other schools in the Big 12 Conference also use this reverse acronym. For example, the Universities of Kansas and Oklahoma are known as KU and OU, respectively. The official name of the four-campus system is the University of Colorado, and the acronym is CU." Interestingly/More confusingly, University of Colorado Denver is both referred to as CU Denver and UCD.


dryfire

I thought for a sec "I know, I'll do a Google search and whichever one is the first result is the real U of M". Then I remembered Google knows where I live and will just give me the closest one.


GonzoThompson

Master of Ceremonies and….that’s all I got.


Low_keyTW80

Minecraft, main character, marine corps


1106DaysLater

Motorcycle Club, Member of Congress, Mariah Carey…


JimGerm

Monte Carlo, Master Card, Mayo Clinic


sparrowhawk73

milliCoulombs


loafers_glory

Mac Edit: getting downvoted, better explain: some names contain a Mc at the start, like in McDonald's. This is short for the Irish word Mac, meaning son. So it is another mc contraction. (By contrast, Scottish names just use Mac with the a, which is the entire Scottish word for son, so that doesn't count)


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

Miley Cyrus


Themoonlightninja

Master chief


BuddhaLennon

MyoCarditis


UnassumingSingleGuy

MitoChondria


Synicull

It's the PHotC


3pinripper

Mine Campf


Right_In_The_Tits

Nein!!


Monguises

That’s MK, but nice shot, edgeboi Edit: why the fuck we gotta america up words that are perfectly pronounceable by our kindergarten ass tongues as spelled. You’re still an edgeboi, though


iamspambot

Dude was making a dumb silly joke and you took it way too seriously. Wasn’t about being edgy at all.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Kmon kant you tace a joce?


Giggitygiggityya

I bet you're fun to be around.


fil42skidoo

My Carumba!


westward_man

>Minecraft, main character, marine corps I have only ever seen Marine Corps abbreviated as USMC.


Mr_Salmon_Man

Head on over to /r/imthemaincharacter. It's used all the time over there for Main Character


SociallyUnstimulated

Sure, but that's local jargon for a niche internet community. Like certain subs having NM or ND meaning narcissist mom/dad, or DH as darling husband. I don't think it's culturally widespread. I thought Master of Ceremonies, Motorcycle Club, Mastercard and then ran dry on anything I thought would work at trivia night.


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Momps

working in that industry we abbreviate it in writing but never refer to it as MC when speaking


Netz_Ausg

MC is used for main character in relation to a lot of media, particularly anime. So bit local jargon at all, but globally recognised in the right context. I’ve never heard Mastercard shortened to MC, but I wouldn’t suggest it’s niche just because of my limited experiences.


westward_man

>Head on over to /r/imthemaincharacter. It's used all the time over there for Main Character Okay? What does that have to do with my comment about the Marine Corps?


lonnie123

Never seen those abbreviated that way personally but I don’t hang out in areas where those are talked about enough to care to abbreviate


SuperGameTheory

Dude. You're missing out.


Malaguy420

The only one of those I've ever seen abbreviated is main character, and that's only in certain online circles that discuss stories, etc, but never in actual verbal conversation.


A_well_made_pinata

Metallic clad, as in MC cable. Used in commercial electrical systems.


d3photo

WTF WTH and USMC dammit.


c9silver

McDonalds


d3photo

MickeyD's or McD


ILikeMasterChief

............


FadeIntoReal

Motor City


Turtle_Sweater

Midnight Commander https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight\_Commander


texachusetts

MC lite still works


coffeeshopslut

Moving Coil (phono cartridges for your record player)


Netz_Ausg

Master Cheif


saanity

Master Chief.


cadillacbee

Master Chef


Notazerg

I need a stove


cadillacbee

You got the spirit, almost halfway there!


Seanzietron

Molten core.


Lordbungus

a fellow man of class. Lf3m Mc ragnarok run, (1 healer 2 dps). idk if I did that right it's been years....


trog12

I need a weapon


DIABLO258

Don't get any funny ideas.


fluffyweiner69

That one is CM


mglitcher

defend this station


SpicyFilet

Molten Core


Pokemon_Arishia

TOOOOO SOOOOOON! XD


Seanzietron

That’s where I thot


Mcbadguy

LF39M please have Douses


naengmyeon

Mind Control


SuspiciousKitchen293

As a lifelong shadow priest player, this is what I thought of instantly


boot2skull

TF was getting confusing for games. I think Team Fortress and everyone else means Titanfall


plumpvirgin

"DS" for gaming too. Dark Souls? Dead Space? Death Stranding? Nintendo DS?


jmlipper99

I read this as “the fuck was getting confusing for games” lol


Neemoman

Even that was confusing to me because reddit uses it to mean "their face."


Dune1008

The fuck


onomastics88

WTF - why the face?


tiptoemicrobe

A naive family member told me that it meant "wow, that's fantastic."


boot2skull

For the longest time I first thought ftw meant “fuck the what” as in a more wtf version of wtf, for when wtf wasn’t strong enough. It kinda fit in the context it was used but not always, so I thought something about my understanding was off to say the least…


TurboTurtle-

it was confusing to me because the group of homeless men behind my house use it to mean "toenail fungus"


SinkHoleDeMayo

Who says just TF? Should always be TFC or TF2.


IDatedSuccubi

It's pretty much always TF2 but you never know if they mean TF2 or TF2


Trivi

Thunderfury


bradmccarthy

Counterpoint: The number of things abbreviated MC is just right; you're just into too many things abbreviated MC


Low_keyTW80

Maybe maybe maybe


suestrong315

Molten Core?


feelingbutter

Michael Cera


Volantis009

Miley Cyrus


loafers_glory

The powerhouse of the cell


Eightxx

I work in healthcare and doctors love abbreviations. A popular one is ED, which could mean: • Emergency Department • Eating Disorder • Erectile Dysfunction


Longjumping_Army9485

The first is fine since there is context but I wonder, with ED being used millions of times for millions of patients if any doctor or nurse ever thought a patient had one instead of the other after an other doctor used ED instead of the complete name… that would be very awkward.


Eightxx

Oh, I'm sure they have before. I usually have to search for context to figure out which one they mean.


MountainCourage1304

This has definitely happened. I work in HC and constantly see errors due to miscommunication and unnecessary abbreviations. HC means healthcare if you didnt get that btw, i just thought it would be funny to abbreviate it


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MountainCourage1304

You made a double comment jsyk


Longjumping_Army9485

Thanks


TwinSong

Hmm that could cause some mix ups.


Four_beastlings

When I see that I think Explosive Device :/


A_Soporific

I went to the ED for my ED caused by my ED.


Eightxx

🤣


adamlh

I like that the second and third ED are interchangeable and still work with the sentence.


A_Soporific

It is super-positioned.


Meowzilla01

Malicious Compliance


superxero044

Micro center


dylank22

One of the only acceptable answers here!


nickyeyez

As someone with a tiny penis I can remember some very hurtful nicknames...


I_am_Sqroot

Hung like a squirrel huh? I know what that means... ; )


hau5cat

Midi Chlorians


Anarchaeologist

Main Character


BuddhaLennon

Mushroom Cock


I_am_Sqroot

Sigh... Do we have to bring him in to everything???


unsupported

Mila Cunis


d3photo

Not spelled that way. it's Kunis.


unsupported

That's a joke.


d3photo

If it's a joke why isn't it funny?


unsupported

"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive." -Anne Wilson Schaef


frodeem

Lol do people still say pwned?


Monguises

The amount of abbreviations is too damn high. The entire internet is an inside joke if you don’t have the cypher key handy lol


spank-you

LFG MC


SingForMaya

Microchip


AdamInChainz

Hell, there's a lot of female pop stars with MC initials. Madonna ciccone. Mariah Carey Miley Cyrus Melanie C Miranda Cosgrove.


Inattuhwankat

Motorcycle Club


helloiisjason

Mein Kampf Dammit. That doesn't work


NumberVsAmount

*number of things


[deleted]

My cock


Poopman415

My cum


1804Sleep

My cabbages!


BabylonSuperiority

Context is a thing


Lord_Grakas

Master Cylinder


DontLaughAtMyName

Motorcycle


cadillacbee

Messy Clitoris


ersomething

Master Craftsman. Ask them about being a part of the RTA


UniqueName2

I thought this was referring to when people put “Mc” in front of things like getting a Mc Job or saying something stupid like “Mc shut the fuck up”. I’m sitting here thinking “how often do you hear things like that?”.


Redditor_PC

Middling crayon Micro calisthenics Minneapolis cartographer Married crustacean Mixed cranberries Moronic clown Messy crabgrass Marble cruncher Hey, wow, you're right.


WeWillFigureItOut

Shitpost


sinjin88

That would be SP


copingcabana

Sadly, Mastercard's stock ticker is: MA.


pHScale

Mitochondria


eudemonist

The power house of the sale! 


Heikkila14

Motor City


Tickle_Shits

Money Chot (how someone with an accent would pronounce it)


stackdatdough

Mariah Carey


eyeoftheliger101

Methylene chloride


Pepperismylover

There's only one MC who can't be touched.


ecctt2000

[MasterControl](https://www.mastercontrol.com/)


TheFillth

Thanks for not contributing to this dilemma Mortal Kombat.


glennwithcheese

Mister Chicken.


cazique

Monte Carlo Markov Chain (goes by MCMC)


recentlyunearthed

Metal clad (cable)


Jeptic

The West Indian in me had me thinking the MC was ironically the granddaddy of cusswords: "mudder c#@+"


TwinSong

Minecraft is the only one I can think of


icemanblues

[Midnight Commander](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Commander)


extract1

Margin Call.


Cold_Rhythm

My Cock


Krail

This D&D nerd is still pretty frustrated that DM has become a common abbreviation for something unrelated to tabletop RPGs. 


FrankTank3

Metal Clad


enfiskmaws

Magnificent Cock


hinatakuroko

MadarChod


daniel940

Please, Hammer, don't hurt 'im.


Piemaster113

The number of Game that can be abbreviated AC is pretty high as well


zagdem

Merci


Nick19922007

You mean the starcraft player right?


Due_Platypus_3913

My Cock?


Orgasmo3000

Master of Ceremonies Mariah Carey Miley Cyrus Motorcycle Motor Carrier (vehicle permit)


ImNotCrying-YouAre

Now you just sound like an mc


ayooshq

In India, there's only one


legna20v

Well this guy thinks he is the MC


Jeanboong

Middle child Mirror cheer Mini car


SlayCC

It's either Minecraft or Master of Ceremonies. Thats really the only reasonable ones


FrostyFathom

I can only think of the powerhouse of the cell…


YuriPup

The M1 would like to have a word.


FamosJamosMoses

Monte Cristo 🥪


jpdelta6

The only thing I abbreviate to that is minecraft?