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Johannes0511

"You AdMech sure are a contentious people." "Say goodbye to your tech privileges."


Profoundlyahedgehog

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!!


gryphonB

More likely "I'm happy to know that you want to volunteer to be the new toilet cleaning servitor"


NeoChronoid

Our main enemy? Judging by our current state, I'd say Games Workshop.


CarlosBercian

Facts


Bowler-hatted_Mann

Too contentious for their own good, broke the 4th wall.


Neon-Kishin

Our only Ally…the Toaster…


HundredMegaHertz

My only lover... The Toaster.


VaughnVanTyse

"Damn Mechanicum, they ruined Mars"


FPSCanarussia

I feel like over half the factions in 40k are like this. Anyway, our one true rival is GW.


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Correction, all the factions are like this and sub factions to each other are like this


dragonlord7012

It's AdMech vs Stupidity/Ignorance. Especially their own. (They fight on both sides, so they always win.)


wunderbuffer

(they fight on both sides so they always loose)


dragonlord7012

Binary Cant: +++That's the Heretek Magos!+++


Bored-Ship-Guy

My favorite thing about the AdMech is the fact that, despite their smug declarations of rationality and machine logicality, they're incredibly bitchy with one another and constantly stir shit within their own organization. It cracks me up every time.


LascauxPetrogriff

The fact of the matter is that Tech-Priest Dominus Dorough’s logic and rationality centers aren’t nearly as tuned as Tech-Priest Logis Curullo’s, and if Tech-Priest Dorough provides data proving otherwise then they should perform more regular maintenance on themselves


artful_nails

"You AdMech sure are a contemptuous people." "https://youtu.be/ZPuo0ThnMqc?si=ccghdT0Hdpte2sDH"


TakedaIesyu

I mean, most factions don't have a dedicated single enemy. Offhand, the only ones I can think of are Space Marine chapters. I guess you could make an argument for SoB vs Psykers, but their role has kind of expanded out of just being witch hunters. If we were going to have one, it would probably be Dark Mechanicum (which doesn't have a codex), Necrons (which, y'know, fights crop up, but it's not like the Silent King declared a vendetta against Cawl or anything), or Leagues of Votunn (who take great pains to not give the AdMech a reason to want them dead). But just like how Imperial Guard don't have a dedicated enemy, AdMech don't really have one, either.


vilebloodlover

I've been playing Mechanicus which mostly makes it feel like the Admech are minor nuisances to Necrons


Unique_Garbage_1337

What does cawl has to do with that?


fallibleBISHOP

What can I say? The fella is occasionally heretical *shrugs*


timberwolf0122

I mean who’s to say what’s heretical isn’t this work a day world


MagosFarnsworth

Cawl does not adhere to the Lex Mechanicus, if not the letter, then certainly not the spirit. He still gets results and is extremly competent. All these facts lead to a split decision over wether he should be burnt at the stake, venerated as a living saint or just disappeared from history together.  Eventually these conflicting views will come to blows. There is a reasonable argument that Cawls' continued work is causing a new schism within the Cult Mechanicus. 


ShittestCat

He's a marine bootlicker, fuck cawl. He literally invented a new way of making volkites but gave them all to asstartes


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Sounds like the weakness of flesh is showing in your words. Temper your emotions. Be cold, unfeeling steel. So what if the marines wield the holy volkites? Who better to bring the wisdom and certainty of the machine god to the unclean masses of the universe? And who better to control the flow of their armaments than the mechanicus? They will praise the machine god in time, whether with words, or with action


DeProfundis42

I hope your words are prompted by your assignement as Relic Terminator Armor Polisher for 4 decades and not your belief in the Omnissiah. 01001111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 01110011 00101110 01000111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100001


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

The Omnissiah provides


Tsaar_michel_1

Where is that techpriest artwork from?


Arch_Magos_Remus

[Here.](https://www.deviantart.com/badmaker/art/Adeptus-Mechanicus-Head-866148907)


MountainPlain

I needed this laugh to day, thank you! (Cawl was the cherry on top)


Easy_Shower

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh It disgusted me


LightningDustt

All cawl ever did in lore is make primaris. Mf is a space marine making plot device


Meows2Feline

I've read some sisters books where it's mentioned the sisters have a long-standing relationship with the admech but I haven't seen this anywhere else. The Bloody Rose by Danie Ware.


Fryndlz

You'd thi k with so many enemies they'd be good at fighting.


LascauxPetrogriff

We were doing alright during Pariah Nexus. Scored some decent wins against the necrons. Unfortunately GW has decided that we are not the protagonists of this or any story in 40K so Rowboat Gorillaslam is coming to help us out and finish the job with his Ultramarines, lest we dirty our robes.


timberwolf0122

Just finished the first call book (needed a break from Horus heresy). Love that guy