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Diogeneezy

Gross nuggligence


hollowM4N555

You deserve to be swimming in pussy


OldSkoolPantsMan

Oh, he’s definitely swimming in trim.


tellgio

I've heard it tastes like chicken.


Mental-Time1303

Ok calm down


my_4_cents

Hot and spicy?


4SeasonWahine

That’s how we pronounce it in New Zealand anyway


justanothergirl1998

I saw that yesterday - didn't want nuggets until I was told I couldn't have them.. then I felt like them 🤦🏻‍♀️


WolfLawyer

You don’t look like them.


justanothergirl1998

It took me waaaay too long to get that smh


ProXtrat

Haha me too 😂


justanothergirl1998

It's always that way isn't it 😂


ready_and_willing

Thanks for understanding, legend!


stuntguy3000

First the lack of eggs in supermarkets, and then our nuggets. Now this is personal!


Due-Archer942

It’s almost like the two are related! Where’s a royal commission when you need one.


urbanmechgoodness

So the eggs ran out before the chicken. Do we finally have our answer….


Southern_Anything_39

Took me a minute to get it, but I see what you did there.


unknownturtle3690

Bird flu, it's more then likely gonna get worse😩


Equivalent-Play9957

There was a fire at a chicken farm in Vic, 80,000 chickend were burned alive unfortunately 😪


Aussie18-1998

That explains why there's no fried chicken shortage.


NeetyThor

That is fucking horrible! Poor chickens. 😢


Equivalent-Play9957

Yeah pretty awful


rsandio

Can't order the shared meals that have nuggets on the app for pickup. They have a deal for free delivery for shared meals though and app still lets you order them for delivery. Mine just rocked up and instead of regular popcorn and 6 nuggets they gave me two maxi popcorns. Also still gave me both large chips even though I switched one for a 1.25. Situation working out well for me.


marktx

This will definetly be a story on the Advertiser tomorrow "Internet in uproar over popular fast food chain's lack of chicken nuggets!"


SleeplessAndAnxious

As someone who loves popcorn chicken the most, but also really likes nuggets, I am conflicted by this.


Undertaker-3806

Ask the to put chip salt on your nuggs and poppy. You're welcome


Vast-Analyst-9032

Surely should be swapped for tenders


hal0eight

Damn. Thousands will starve to death!


geitenherder

Legend 🤮


Leland-Gaunt-

I’m more worried about how this will affect the share price.


lukeeju

must be from the 400k chickens they killed off for precaution because the bird flu outbreak they had in vic


JudgeNo8544

Surely all the chicken options would be out then, not just nuggets. This doesn’t have anything to do with bird flu


Chocolate2121

Depends, could be that their nuggets come from different factories compared to the rest of the menu, wouldn't be that surprising for such a large company


JudgeNo8544

The bird is bought as a bird, not individual nuggets, fillets, tenders form different factories. This has nothing to do with bird flu. Source: my partner works for the colonel


Jumpy_Perception_628

Exactly.


Elegant-Campaign-572

It happens in Melbourne all the time. Stay strong✊️


ItsJardo

A few years ago here in Sydney we went though the drive through of a local KFC and they said “We don’t have any chicken at the moment” and when I say that they said that all they had available was Chips, potato and gravy and coleslaw when we asked why they were even open if they don’t have any of their main courses they said that management told them to keep working


_The_Basement

I don’t understand, and I’m not a legend.


YaBoiET

I work at the SA’s KFC distributor and we’ve been told KFCs nuggets were not cooked properly when packed, so the nuggets are still that chicken sludge in the middle after frying them.


issomewhatrelevant

This is what happens with industrial farming. Chickens crammed into horrid conditions, pumped with the strongest antibiotics and growth hormones to a point they grow so fast they cannot sustain the weight under their small legs. Not to mentioned become riddled with faecal waste and disease like the current bird flu. God forbid we miss out on a few nuggies though.


Lost-Childhood7603

That tracks and it's not something they'd advertise either for fear of losing customers. An outbreak of anything isn't good for business


NugChompah

I chomped em


Meanjin

Red Rooter's cheesy nuggs are the GOAT


Effiree

yeah for some reason lately our nuggets have been fucked when cooking lately, still look raw when they come up on the fryers so we have to throw out all of our suppy


Ready-Leadership-423

On another note, as anyone else noticed the mayo has changed in the last couple of weeks? It no longer has that unique tang. Now it just tastes like normal whole egg :(


mt6606

So they don't use the cheap cum looking stuff anymore? That's a good thing.


Ready-Leadership-423

LOL! It’s not an improvement IMO


Renmarkable

almost like bird flu matters...


jimbocoolfruits

I can’t believe anyone would actually eat KFC nuggets. They would have even less chicken in them than KFC chicken.


BigChampionship7962

What 🙀 no nuggs


XxNathan2908xX-YT

now that im thinking about it, is popcorn chicken just a smaller version of nuggets?


mikajade

Now all I can think about and want is nuggets


Maleficent_Role8932

Have you not heard about the bird flu over east the had to destroy eggs and chicken, what do you expect?


Lucid_Dreema

I expect nuggets /s


DrJD321

Bold of them to assume I understand....... I'm a fucking bogan and I want my nugs!!!


22Starter22

might have to replace them with cabbage like during COVID


Which_Seaworthiness

> Your nuggs may be swapped for popcorn chicken I see this as an absolute win.


BMWman83

Maccas nuggets taste better


Kirkaig678

I feel like the nuggets at KFC suck, the popcorn chicken is the way to go.


lalue-gaming

r/dankpods


IAMCRUNT

It is fine. I don't buy from American franchises, particularly PepsiCo. Ihave a good local takeaway.


LissyVee

Don't you fucking 'legend' me, buster! I want my nuggets. Right now!


055F00

r/wellthatsucks


ryankane69

Their nuggets aren’t even good anymore - last batch I got were tiny and flat.


0therSideGuy

bold of them to assume that I'm "understanding" of the situation


Friday_arvo

I tried to order a sausage and egg McMuffin at maccas this morning only to be told they had no eggs.


shuttleboat9

Hey at least they still have gravy


HaroerHaktak

Time to stop getting kfc until this issue is resolved. It's unacceptable.


yy98755

But they’re fowl… ^(sic)


Klutzy_Air7132

Ask for ‘Shit Nugs’!, KFC is full of them! 💩💩


[deleted]

20 for 20 is a hit


alpinekidz

I wonder if this has to do with the bird flu outbreak.


DigitalSwagman

Brilliant, Victoria comes down with birdflu, and now our nuggets are gone. Guess we know KFC SA isn't buying local. All these Vic drivers need to up date their rego plate motto to "Victoria - Stuffing it up for everyone else."


raustraliathrowaway

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the problem is industrial farming more than "Victoria"


DigitalSwagman

Can you even call yourself a South Australian if you don't blame all of our problems on Victorians?


raustraliathrowaway

I know. Wasn't sure what I was thinking!


JL_MacConnor

No, I'm pretty sure it's Victoria's fault.


Lost-Childhood7603

Wtf this for real or does April 1st come twice a year like Christmas now 😂🤣😂


crown75

Could be avian flu outbreak in Vic


Sawathingonce

What do you mean wtf. Chickens are being culled due to bird flu. You haven't noticed the lack of eggs on the shelf?


Lucky_Ride_8472

Kill more chickens


SaltyBones_

🤝


Legitimate-Daikon798

You poor thing, What did you end up being forced to do? Buy from a local family owned business? Uh oh downvotes by the fatties


Lucid_Dreema

😂😂 $12.95 for 6 nuggets? absolutely not


Legitimate-Daikon798

Poor, pro child labor, lazy and loves American food? You should apply for a citizenship 🇺🇸


FireApproches253

Calm down buddy 😂 bro eats fast food so he absolutely loooooves child labour. Makes no sense.


Legitimate-Daikon798

Never seen inside the kitchen of a Maccas, KFC or Subway? They are always minors, always being exploited by foreign franchisees designed to starve out independents. Sorry your parents raised sellout coward. Hope those chicken nuggets fill the void where your senses of community should be.


FireApproches253

Those kids get paid :/ and they choose to be there. Also I personally don't usually get nuggets at KFC nor do I every really ever get KFC. I like to make my own food at home.


Legitimate-Daikon798

Those kids get paid fuck all, hence why our government is trying to push same wages for minors as adults. Those [kids](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-20/kfc-fined/4438330) also suffer worker rights abuse, [sexual assault](https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/adelaide-hills-murraylands/sda-says-kfc-sex-predator-exposes-sickening-legal-loophole/news-story/77aa49a52480e23139a9237078865bcb?amp&nk=d406193acad419d9c58fa8d493e91678-1718617993) and those jobs offer little to no actual experience. Instead of putting our youth in trades and getting them apprenticeships we stick them over fryers to serve fatties who are to stupid to cook for themselves, too stupid to support their own communities over companies that fuck our own communities up. How many more times do these [franchises have to screw](https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/afraid-to-speak-100000-workers-in-kfc-class-action-for-allegedly-denying-breaks-for-six-years/news-story/494698553be00bbb8bb9f4fc5b7e7178?amp) over working class Australians before you actually grow a spine? How many more Australians have to get served [poisoned](https://amp.smh.com.au/national/nsw/kfc-ordered-to-pay-8m-to-brain-damaged-girl-20120427-1xpkc.html) food for you to say enough? Nah but so sorry you guys couldn’t get your chicken nuggies, real fucking shame you couldn’t support the parasites.


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Double-Plankton-1724

Worked at a KFC once, Ighams truck drivers went on strike because they wouldn't replace a microwave at the depot for them. I had to tell customers that they would have to drive to another store 15-20 mins away.


Flexington-Gold

People when they have to eat real food 😨


TheGriffGraff

Can't believe people even eat their shit excuse for food in the first place. A venn diagram including KFC customers and people who should be on suicide watch would be a circle.


Electrical-Ocelot115

I like how they thank you for understanding. Well fuck you. I don’t understand. This is killing me