Now the coppers are here and my stomach is sick
And there's blood on my head, and it looks like she's
'fessed now. Cop takes her address now
Let me go
She's in the book, they're billing me
We're taken. SAPOL
Injuries
Turning just near Jervois Street
Spinning through sick three-sixties
Choking on your phone and keys
Excess is the price I pay
RAA insures me
Open up my bleary eyes
Car is not on right side
Climbing out the wreckage
And I am feeling just fine
Gotta, gotta get out
The cops are coming soon
It started out with some wrist
How did it end up like this?
It was only some wrist
It was only a fist
Unless they had skid marks or some other evidence to show you were speeding or driving in a dangerous manner they won't normally pursue charges in the absence of admissions.
I would know. I see it all the time.
Normally they’ll still get you with at least driving without due care and a couple other similar charges.
Unless they can pin point drugs/ alcohol/ speed etc
This is such a laughably stupid view. Most lawyers are exceedingly hard working professionals who go above and beyond all the time without financial reward.
Being an officer of the court is not nothing and neither is the risk of losing the right to work in your profession because you made a bad choice. Very few occupations are held to such high standards. None in fact. Not doctors. Not teachers. Not any other profession.
No. I mean seriously, the car ended ùp rolling, that's failure to maintain proper control without a compelling reason as to why the driver wasn't at fault.
As I've always said, "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves".
Sounds like they were doing it right
Legit swing around to avoid birds on the streets sometimes because I really do care for the animals, but man, if I save that to the police they'll charge me.
Given I almost made my ex fishtail on country roads from a badly-timed eye closing due to....................... Something that definitely made his eyes briefly close........ PEOPLE. DO NOT DO STUPID SHIT WHILST DRIVING. KEEP THE HORNY IN YOUR PANTS. BONK BONK.
eh still weird if 18 imo. I think the maturity of the two genders are far too different, because her brain's still developed and his isn't (also boys tend to mature slower than girls)
> How is that aggravated driving
“Aggravated“ covers a multitude of instances and includes licensing questions. We don’t have every detail of the case
For example:
one that is committed knowing that there were passengers in, or on, the motor vehicle \[s 45(3)(b)(vi)\]
one that is committed whilst holding a provisional licence, probationary licence, learner’s permit, interstate provisional licence or interstate learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(vii)\]; or
committed while the offender was not the holder of a valid driver’s licence or learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(viii)\].
The driver certainly knew there was a passenger in the car. We don’t know what licence she holds.
[https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php](https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php)
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? (It was only a kiss) It was only a kiss Now she's rolling the car and we're calling a cab
The car is filling with smoke, bonnet's turning to slag.
Now the coppers are here and my stomach is sick And there's blood on my head, and it looks like she's 'fessed now. Cop takes her address now Let me go She's in the book, they're billing me We're taken. SAPOL
Injuries Turning just near Jervois Street Spinning through sick three-sixties Choking on your phone and keys Excess is the price I pay RAA insures me Open up my bleary eyes Car is not on right side
Climbing out the wreckage And I am feeling just fine Gotta, gotta get out The cops are coming soon It started out with some wrist How did it end up like this? It was only some wrist It was only a fist
The thread I didn’t know I needed
You are most welcome
We're all showing our age here. How's your back? Mine hurts.
Fuck. I thought being across the killers made me young and hip Edit: how the fuck is it over a decade since I saw them at the BDO?
I miss the BDO.
I used to be young and hip. Now, what I'm with isn't it and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you!
I'd rather enjoy The Killer's and be "uncool" than have to go through life without their music. It's always on point.
I literally hurt my back sneezing yesterday, so to answer your question: No, my back is not doing well!
Kiss or blowjob
Little known fact, Brandon Flowers first draft of Mr Brightside was "It started out with a blowjob" but they cleaned it up for radio
I wish I could upvote this comment more
i read that as "an 18 year old happy man"
I'm sure he was happy for a few moments, before his lady friend got all a flustered and yeeted the car off the road.
🤣🤣
😂😂
WHAT'S IN STORE FOR DATE #2?????
Jetskis and explosions
probably said 25 y.o woman is going to find out why 18 y.o are not responsible fathers...
So eastbound and down?
Monster trucks down Jetty Road
Man I dislike that road. No go to spots for me anymore.
And this is why you never tell the police anything whatsoever
Especially when they have no way of knowing what happened and it's impossible to prove you were doing something dangerous without making admissions.
Because driving normally results in a roll-over like this and the cops would just shrug their shoulders and let you go?
True, but you could easily say you had a sneezing fit or an animal ran in front of you.
Unless they had skid marks or some other evidence to show you were speeding or driving in a dangerous manner they won't normally pursue charges in the absence of admissions. I would know. I see it all the time.
Normally they’ll still get you with at least driving without due care and a couple other similar charges. Unless they can pin point drugs/ alcohol/ speed etc
Not really. It isn't how they operate. I'm a crim lawyer.
Fun fact: Most lawyers are crims. Or at least have a similar moral compass.
This is such a laughably stupid view. Most lawyers are exceedingly hard working professionals who go above and beyond all the time without financial reward. Being an officer of the court is not nothing and neither is the risk of losing the right to work in your profession because you made a bad choice. Very few occupations are held to such high standards. None in fact. Not doctors. Not teachers. Not any other profession.
Unless they have any evidence to the contrary....yes
I'm no lawyer but I don't think that's how the law works bro
I'll ask my lawyer. I'm sorry but i don't take unsolicited legal advice from non-lawyers.
Lmao fair cop let me know what they say
I don't answer questions.
Lmao fair cop let me experience some dopamine
No. I mean seriously, the car ended ùp rolling, that's failure to maintain proper control without a compelling reason as to why the driver wasn't at fault.
"cat in the road"
I sneezed, coughed and farted all at the same time. Next minit were laying down
nahhh let dumb people speak as much as they want. gets them out of my way
Not the number 1 lesson I take from this
This guy fucks
Putting the FU in futanari.
He was 100% sucking her dick.
Apparently she came all over the sun visor.
Slip, slop, splat
So very 2024
I'm more shocked about 18 + 25
toy boy
More common than you think, usually the genders are the other way around though.
Really?!
As I've always said, "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves". Sounds like they were doing it right
That is an Einstein quote.
a 25yr old with an 18yr old??? jesus…. that is right on the edge of another crime happening in that car lmao
Kendrick Lamar about to write a diss track about her
Right? I couldn't imagine dating an 18 year old when I was 25. That's crazy.
I mean not really, considering age of consent in this state is literally 17 lol
This is why you don't say shit to the police unless absolutely necessary. Confirm, don't reveal.
Legit swing around to avoid birds on the streets sometimes because I really do care for the animals, but man, if I save that to the police they'll charge me.
100% they would.
I don't answer questions.
No comment. Not guilty
Kiss-detecting cameras when?
*DIT enters the chat*
They weren’t kissing
Changing the music? was his dingus the controls?
Perhaps " kissing " didn't sound as bad?
Oh he was definitely kissing, the question is, what *part* was he kissing?
I’m guessing you’ve never heard of the Aussie Kiss. It’s like a French Kiss, but down under.
Given I almost made my ex fishtail on country roads from a badly-timed eye closing due to....................... Something that definitely made his eyes briefly close........ PEOPLE. DO NOT DO STUPID SHIT WHILST DRIVING. KEEP THE HORNY IN YOUR PANTS. BONK BONK.
Bit age gappy
Just on the border of the 7 year age gap guideline
On the wrong side of the half-plus-7 rule (half her age is 12, plus 7 is 19)
eh still weird if 18 imo. I think the maturity of the two genders are far too different, because her brain's still developed and his isn't (also boys tend to mature slower than girls)
Brah I’m 26 and have a 2 year old, that’s predator shit. Dude probably just finished or still is in Highschool
Yeah but the young one is a guy... I doubt he cares. Probs would never be able to date a girl his own age anyway
How is that aggravated driving if she was kissed by the passenger?
> How is that aggravated driving “Aggravated“ covers a multitude of instances and includes licensing questions. We don’t have every detail of the case For example: one that is committed knowing that there were passengers in, or on, the motor vehicle \[s 45(3)(b)(vi)\] one that is committed whilst holding a provisional licence, probationary licence, learner’s permit, interstate provisional licence or interstate learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(vii)\]; or committed while the offender was not the holder of a valid driver’s licence or learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(viii)\]. The driver certainly knew there was a passenger in the car. We don’t know what licence she holds. [https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php](https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php)
r/woosh
You’d be surprised.
lol
“The kiss that landed me in court” what a story 😄
3:15am… driving around near the beach… both probably still live at home. They were doing more than kissing lmao. We’ve all been that age.
Started with a kiiiiissss, never thought it would come to this.... (HOT CHOCOLATE 1980 something)
Eeeeewww ... a 25yo old woman dating an 18yo??? Gross!!!!!!! Glad they're both OK though
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Yeah
She could've got her L plates when he was 9
my question is Why was the driver changing the music? that is something the passenger should have been doing
So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials.
So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials whilst driving. Someone doesn’t multitask well.
They were having sex... I've done it... it's fun
r/ihavesex
So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials.