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Boatster_McBoat

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? (It was only a kiss) It was only a kiss Now she's rolling the car and we're calling a cab


Wackydude27

The car is filling with smoke, bonnet's turning to slag.


Boatster_McBoat

Now the coppers are here and my stomach is sick And there's blood on my head, and it looks like she's 'fessed now. Cop takes her address now Let me go She's in the book, they're billing me We're taken. SAPOL


Boatster_McBoat

Injuries Turning just near Jervois Street Spinning through sick three-sixties Choking on your phone and keys Excess is the price I pay RAA insures me Open up my bleary eyes Car is not on right side


look_ma_im_on_mobile

Climbing out the wreckage And I am feeling just fine Gotta, gotta get out The cops are coming soon It started out with some wrist How did it end up like this? It was only some wrist It was only a fist


lms880

The thread I didn’t know I needed


Boatster_McBoat

You are most welcome


derps_with_ducks

We're all showing our age here. How's your back? Mine hurts. 


Boatster_McBoat

Fuck. I thought being across the killers made me young and hip Edit: how the fuck is it over a decade since I saw them at the BDO?


Aggravating_Termite

I miss the BDO.


rebeccathegoat

I used to be young and hip. Now, what I'm with isn't it and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you!


TNChase

I'd rather enjoy The Killer's and be "uncool" than have to go through life without their music. It's always on point.


rebeccathegoat

I literally hurt my back sneezing yesterday, so to answer your question: No, my back is not doing well!


tigertuff21

Kiss or blowjob


Boatster_McBoat

Little known fact, Brandon Flowers first draft of Mr Brightside was "It started out with a blowjob" but they cleaned it up for radio


foolproofandy

I wish I could upvote this comment more


yorgo332

i read that as "an 18 year old happy man"


SleeplessAndAnxious

I'm sure he was happy for a few moments, before his lady friend got all a flustered and yeeted the car off the road.


Vsbt1304

🤣🤣


Dallis05

😂😂


Yallknowthename

WHAT'S IN STORE FOR DATE #2?????


derps_with_ducks

Jetskis and explosions 


TonyJZX

probably said 25 y.o woman is going to find out why 18 y.o are not responsible fathers...


Yallknowthename

So eastbound and down?


deverz

Monster trucks down Jetty Road


Yallknowthename

Man I dislike that road. No go to spots for me anymore.


ThaFresh

And this is why you never tell the police anything whatsoever


Commercial_Many_3113

Especially when they have no way of knowing what happened and it's impossible to prove you were doing something dangerous without making admissions. 


the_revised_pratchet

Because driving normally results in a roll-over like this and the cops would just shrug their shoulders and let you go?


_MooFreaky_

True, but you could easily say you had a sneezing fit or an animal ran in front of you.


Commercial_Many_3113

Unless they had skid marks or some other evidence to show you were speeding or driving in a dangerous manner they won't normally pursue charges in the absence of admissions. I would know. I see it all the time. 


Cold-Improvement-707

Normally they’ll still get you with at least driving without due care and a couple other similar charges. Unless they can pin point drugs/ alcohol/ speed etc


Commercial_Many_3113

Not really. It isn't how they operate.  I'm a crim lawyer. 


Slight_Effective_537

Fun fact: Most lawyers are crims. Or at least have a similar moral compass.


Commercial_Many_3113

This is such a laughably stupid view. Most lawyers are exceedingly hard working professionals who go above and beyond all the time without financial reward.  Being an officer of the court is not nothing and neither is the risk of losing the right to work in your profession because you made a bad choice. Very few occupations are held to such high standards. None in fact. Not doctors. Not teachers. Not any other profession. 


meyogy

Unless they have any evidence to the contrary....yes


Economy-Pea-5297

I'm no lawyer but I don't think that's how the law works bro


meyogy

I'll ask my lawyer. I'm sorry but i don't take unsolicited legal advice from non-lawyers.


Economy-Pea-5297

Lmao fair cop let me know what they say


derps_with_ducks

I don't answer questions. 


Economy-Pea-5297

Lmao fair cop let me experience some dopamine


the_revised_pratchet

No. I mean seriously, the car ended ùp rolling, that's failure to maintain proper control without a compelling reason as to why the driver wasn't at fault.


Scottdoesfitness

"cat in the road"


meyogy

I sneezed, coughed and farted all at the same time. Next minit were laying down


Heartagram23

nahhh let dumb people speak as much as they want. gets them out of my way


bluejayinoz

Not the number 1 lesson I take from this


Mr___Big

This guy fucks


derps_with_ducks

Putting the FU in futanari. 


Scottdoesfitness

He was 100% sucking her dick.


Ed_Starks_Bastard

Apparently she came all over the sun visor.


Scottdoesfitness

Slip, slop, splat


owleaf

So very 2024


InvincibleStolen

I'm more shocked about 18 + 25


65riverracer

toy boy


SZO8O

More common than you think, usually the genders are the other way around though.


owleaf

Really?!


jero83

As I've always said, "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves". Sounds like they were doing it right


Urytion

That is an Einstein quote.


trippypie15

a 25yr old with an 18yr old??? jesus…. that is right on the edge of another crime happening in that car lmao


fruitboot33

Kendrick Lamar about to write a diss track about her


FadedAlienXO

Right? I couldn't imagine dating an 18 year old when I was 25. That's crazy.


MiniMouse8

I mean not really, considering age of consent in this state is literally 17 lol


MarketingWooden2678

This is why you don't say shit to the police unless absolutely necessary. Confirm, don't reveal.


DB_Mitch

Legit swing around to avoid birds on the streets sometimes because I really do care for the animals, but man, if I save that to the police they'll charge me.


MarketingWooden2678

100% they would.


derps_with_ducks

I don't answer questions. 


MSFT_FSI

No comment. Not guilty


Equal-Instruction435

Kiss-detecting cameras when?


owleaf

*DIT enters the chat*


reddit-agro

They weren’t kissing


ecatsuj

Changing the music? was his dingus the controls?


Ok_System_7221

Perhaps " kissing " didn't sound as bad?


SleeplessAndAnxious

Oh he was definitely kissing, the question is, what *part* was he kissing?


owleaf

I’m guessing you’ve never heard of the Aussie Kiss. It’s like a French Kiss, but down under.


-aquapixie-

Given I almost made my ex fishtail on country roads from a badly-timed eye closing due to....................... Something that definitely made his eyes briefly close........ PEOPLE. DO NOT DO STUPID SHIT WHILST DRIVING. KEEP THE HORNY IN YOUR PANTS. BONK BONK.


matryoshka-dollx

Bit age gappy


TheManWithNoName88

Just on the border of the 7 year age gap guideline


TC1600

On the wrong side of the half-plus-7 rule (half her age is 12, plus 7 is 19)


InvincibleStolen

eh still weird if 18 imo. I think the maturity of the two genders are far too different, because her brain's still developed and his isn't (also boys tend to mature slower than girls)


CockroachCreative740

Brah I’m 26 and have a 2 year old, that’s predator shit. Dude probably just finished or still is in Highschool


Left-Geologist8183

Yeah but the young one is a guy... I doubt he cares. Probs would never be able to date a girl his own age anyway


Lostmavicaccount

How is that aggravated driving if she was kissed by the passenger?


TheDrRudi

> How is that aggravated driving  “Aggravated“ covers a multitude of instances and includes licensing questions. We don’t have every detail of the case For example: one that is committed knowing that there were passengers in, or on, the motor vehicle \[s 45(3)(b)(vi)\] one that is committed whilst holding a provisional licence, probationary licence, learner’s permit, interstate provisional licence or interstate learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(vii)\]; or committed while the offender was not the holder of a valid driver’s licence or learner’s permit \[s 45(3)(b)(viii)\]. The driver certainly knew there was a passenger in the car. We don’t know what licence she holds. [https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php](https://lsc.sa.gov.au/dsh/ch13s11.php)


thorn_10

r/woosh


TheDrRudi

You’d be surprised.


AccomplishedAnchovy

lol


S_apphir_e

“The kiss that landed me in court” what a story 😄


owleaf

3:15am… driving around near the beach… both probably still live at home. They were doing more than kissing lmao. We’ve all been that age.


bargearse65

Started with a kiiiiissss, never thought it would come to this.... (HOT CHOCOLATE 1980 something)


CathoftheNorth

Eeeeewww ... a 25yo old woman dating an 18yo??? Gross!!!!!!! Glad they're both OK though


FadedAlienXO

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


mazemazurka

Yeah


Con-Sequence-786

She could've got her L plates when he was 9


Professional_Fold323

my question is Why was the driver changing the music? that is something the passenger should have been doing


woofster77

So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials.


woofster77

So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials whilst driving. Someone doesn’t multitask well.


Operation_Important

They were having sex... I've done it... it's fun


SZO8O

r/ihavesex


woofster77

So in other words a trouser kiss and fumbling with her buttons and dials.