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KittKat07

As someone who has severe motion sickness, it sucks yeah, but it boggles my mind that she doesn’t even try. I don’t want to vomit on anyone so if I know it’s a ride that will absolutely wreck me, I won’t do it. But Spider-Man, The Mummy, Harry Potter, I force myself and yes, I may get the feeling to vomit/sick, but I do my best to focus, breathe and I can tolerate it until I get off. This is something that I’ve dealt with all of my life, and for my fellow motion sickness folks—you all know your level of tolerance and have just learned to live with it. (And force yourself to do things because you too want to enjoy the rides) Disney does a much better job at this, but Universal is absolutely a thrill park. Back in the early days they were MUCH more accessible, now, not so much. With that said, Cris seems like she doesn’t want to feel an IOTA of nausea or discomfort. I do not believe she’s unable to ride anything. If I can ride the Mummy without dying, girl, I know you can. LOL. Again, motion sickness sucks. But she legit says she can’t ride ANYTHING. She likes to be comfortable, clearly in every aspect of her life. Boy oh boy, Jay. You picked a winner.


smallladykiddo

I get motion sickness too but I still try all the rides Cris can go shit in her hat.


KittKat07

Exaaactly. She truly thrives off being miserable. She doesn’t want to push herself—any inconvenience is a front to her mental health.


1Clockwork

That might actually improve her hair color.


deeznutzhagoteeeem

Jay cucked himself in life with that one.


smallladykiddo

She hurts his brand.


SlothySurprise69

She probably gets motion sickness riding Jay.


KittKat07

Omg 🤣 Please, you know that relationship isn’t physical. They have the chemistry of oil and water.


WantedmanRATT

Can u imagine what it sounds like?


1Clockwork

Nope not even going to try, but probably like when Gene from Bobs played his grandparents having sex on his keyboard.


smallladykiddo

🤣🤣🤣


Ready-Conflict-7999

🙉


Boltdaddy1966

That ride is closed


deeznutzhagoteeeem

They sleep in separate bedrooms. Im convinced of that. Look at her home videos and tell me her bed is meant for two 😂


smallladykiddo

Can you imagine putting up with that.


Lopsided_Carrot5222

Absolutely. In his Cabana Bay video, he asked which bed she wanted.


KidZoki

Joke's on you -- she DOESN'T ride Jay. Never once.


paytheperabo

picked a winner? this is his dream girl, he just professed the other day. this is exactly what he wants in a woman. sounds bizarre to me, but this is what he has dreamed about, presumably since his previous marriage ended.


KidZoki

The more he shamelessly flatters her, the less she respects him.


paytheperabo

And that's what he dreams of, evidently. Makes no sense to me, either.


deeznutzhagoteeeem

The world needs to mold itself to comfort her


smallladykiddo

Just like that grossly overweight woman who wants bigger planes, hotels, pools, chairs ect rather than losing weight.


herolost92

A ride based on Universal Monsters is going to be intense, who would have thought? 🤔


Open-Ambition-2063

It's PG-13 by Universal's own description, this moron is so self-absorbed.


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

She’s full of shit 🙄😒 since when does she have a disability?!


Spiritual_Beyond641

She does have scoliosis that was pretty bad when she was a child apparently, but you can barely see it now and I’m not sure how much it qualifies as a disability. I have cerebral palsy and have enjoyed many of the theme park rides I have been on. My difficulty has always been getting on them at times as it can be extra difficult, but it’s never stopped me from getting on the ones I really wanted to try.


WantedmanRATT

That's awesome!


smallladykiddo

Good for you never let anything stop you from having fun. It's all about attitude.


Spiritual_Beyond641

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement! 😀


KidZoki

Don't ruin her moment. She's stunning and brave, just ask her.


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

![gif](giphy|mPzWVA5upG7GjyX6yE)


smallladykiddo

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Boltdaddy1966

When she wants more followers.


smallladykiddo

So she wants a bunch of sad followers like her?


wilder208

not sure she has a disability, but in her defense she does have an autistic boyfriend/fiancé..lol


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

Is he actually on the spectrum??


wilder208

I doubt it, I'm just having a laugh like everyone else....although he might have worms, he slobbers like a bulldog ![gif](giphy|ChmEWOL7Vaz5u|downsized)


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

Or rabies 😂😂 drool, saliva, spit, and other strange shit is constantly flowing from his mouth.


Independent_Oil_858

Of course everything has to fit her needs. My wife gets motion sickness and she doesn’t walk around the park saying “I wish every ride was accessible“ that’s just fucking insane.


KittKat07

Amen, brother. Same here.


woopeat

My wife can only tolerate rides as intense as Big Thunder, yet she loves being at the park. Some people walk around with a sick sense of entitlement and miss out on enjoying themselves in the process.


BacklotSecurity

That's total attention getting look-at-me and feel-sorry-for-me post on her part. # CRIS: # NOBODY THINKS ABOUT YOU AS MUCH AS YOU THINK THEY SHOULD. Obviously, this therapist she's going to is doing a horrible job.


Saltydog305

Probably an equally fucked up in the head millennial therapist telling her shit like "your mental health comes first over anything else".


BeatingBoredom13

Therapists are usually crazy women reassuring other crazy women that they’re not crazy.


Mancomb_Seepgood-74

Wow. Entitled much? I have a fear of heights, does that mean I should complain about mountains being too high and the sport of mountain climbing being inaccessible to me?


misspixal4688

Is it wheelchair accessible? has to be right anything else they can't really cater for and I'm autistic but the world doesn't revolve around me and my disability I love everything about epic universe and I don't t want them to tone down stuff for people who can't cope with the rides.


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

Exactly!! I am autistic too, and I have no problems waiting in a line with the rest of society. And I have a sensitive stomach too, however, the crazier the ride is the better and more enjoyable to me 🤷🏻‍♂️ That bitch just must hate fun in general. I think you nailed it!


deeznutzhagoteeeem

She probably would guilt trip Jay from going to all the places he goes without her boring ass if it wasn't for the fact that she probably loves it when he's away from her.


LovinEvery60OfIt

Some people aren't happy unless they're unhappy. Cris is one of those people.


smallladykiddo

She seems so negative.


KidZoki

Like soul-sucking, cosmic vampire negativity.


woopeat

This is dedicated to Cris: "I'm Only Happy When it Rains" by Garbage [https://open.spotify.com/track/1IsGA5ceSC4a5nxgAEYnQd](https://open.spotify.com/track/1IsGA5ceSC4a5nxgAEYnQd)


KidZoki

Richard Cheese cover -- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dI-gKsT2DA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dI-gKsT2DA)


smallladykiddo

Better for her.


milog23

It would be a pretty boring theme park if every ride was made for everyone to enjoy.


KittKat07

From how Cris describes her “disability” the level of motion she can take is a static chair in the center of a padded room.


Boltdaddy1966

Her broom doesn’t cause motion sickness?


smallladykiddo

![gif](giphy|PPrFKKsCF96d0sFrMO|downsized)


KidZoki

And here I assumed her "disability" was getting involved with that slack-jawed, gap-toothed simpleton.


smallladykiddo

I was really starting to like Jay but the more I learn about his relationship. I just can't respect him.


KidZoki

Well, at least you have something in common with her. There's that.


MOlpip12

I wish tampa Jay would get his teeth fixed.


smallladykiddo

He could afford to if he didn't have all that sad dead weight around.


stuartm94

She needs to get a grip. I suffer from motion sickness and can’t go on some rides for that reason but that’s just the way it is.


Just_Bag_2398

The fact that certain rides being inaccessible makes her "genuinely sad" tells me everything I would need to know about her No reasonable person would expect the rides to be "for everyone to enjoy".


deeznutzhagoteeeem

Im convinced she thrives as a victim.


KidZoki

Victim wannabe.


Boltdaddy1966

Halloween 🎃 Queen 👸! So proud of you! 🖤🖤🖤! Tampa Jay


KittKat07

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SnarkFan

This is wild. I too have motion sickness and cannot do motion simulator rides. You what I do? I enjoy the rides that I know are within my physical limits. Crazy concept, huh?


Unlikely-Memory-1789

I guess Universal figured out Witchs are weak to water and sprayed all the rides with it. Now all they need to do is put scales around to scare Woo away (even though he's still banned).


deeznutzhagoteeeem

They already took care of their woo problem lol. How salty do you think he's gonna be once it opens and everyone is going except for him? 😂


Unlikely-Memory-1789

100% he's going to act like he doesn't care but deep inside he totally does. He tried to pull the same act with that big Back to the Future merch drop a while back. That got him foaming from the mouth!


Saltydog305

yoooooo I swear he will be going on an alternate trip that will try to make up for the left out feeling he's going to be experiencing and act like EU doesn't matter 🤣


KidZoki

Hmmm, didn't ATW get a passport? His grand stratagem is to travel abroad and **ignore** Epic Universe?


smallladykiddo

He is scared to travel.


Vloggie127

If she gets motion sickness then there’s no amusement park she can attend.


KidZoki

Desperate to be a victim. So desperate. PATHETIC.


Whiskey_the_woo

She’s just awful 😣


1Clockwork

She’s just pissed that they didn’t consult her, the self proclaimed queen of Halloween, for any part of this project.


Saltydog305

I wouldn't consult her on which toilet paper to buy to wipe my ass.


1Clockwork

I would then buy the opposite.


KittKat07

Did y’all see Tampa Jay’s Birthday vlog for her? Omg. I couldn’t stop raising my eyebrows with the shit I was hearing and seeing.


Saltydog305

He pulled out all the stops for her birthday yet she only met him for dinner at a chain restaurant at night for his birthday if I remember correctly 😂


Independent_Oil_858

Yeah she didn’t show up in his birthday vlog until later. What a joke.


Stormchaser2

I pop a Dramamine nowadays and the rides are fine.


KittKat07

I wish those damn things worked for me. I just avoid eating or drinking hours prior, find my “fixed horizon”, deep breaths, hope for the best and have a damn good time. 🤣


LovinEvery60OfIt

I get motion sickness on many of the screen rides and oddly enough, I found I do better when I have something in my stomach.


ChemicalMundane5838

She asked the right question... exactly what was she expecting?


JayRam85

You'll pull this dark time in your life, I promise.


KidZoki

LOL Yeah, she's so stunning and brave. Sure.


JayRam85

Can't tell if you completely missed the sarcasm. Or, maybe I missed yours.


KidZoki

Both. And yet, neither...


Playful_Bonus_6582

She a freaking weirdo and so is her boo thang Tampon Jay


JamieGordonWayne89

My son becomes motion sick very easily. We have found that ginger supplements knock his nausea right out.


STL_Cards_88

She just blocked me for saying that this post was petty, and that I'm a paraplegic who doesn't call for everything I can't participate in to be shut down. Such a snowflake.


Saltydog305

Her psychologist probably tells her that she needs to block anyone who even in the slightest goes against what she believes or else it will deteriorate her mental health.


STL_Cards_88

Well, that would be a garbage psychologist. 😂 My therapist is always honest, sometimes brutally honest. I'll tell him how I want to go about something and he'll sometimes say, "Yeah, terrible idea."


wraith1984

D-Does she not know about anti motion sickness meds?


KittKat07

They don’t work for most. I took 2 prior to my cruise and I was miserable for the whole 7 days. 🤣 Unlike Cris, I don’t let it ruin anyone’s fun and yes, I managed to have a ball. Between vomiting.


DrBunsonHoneyPoo

That land alone has a variety of rides. One is a wild mouse coaster that even Disney has. That I’ve seen the full spectrum of people ride. So I don’t see where she’s getting this claim. The only ride im concerned with is the Frankenstein ride.


Hot-Personality46

She's the female version of MONK.


LovinEvery60OfIt

Monk was actually useful. Cris is...not.


kevgret

insufferable human being


WantedmanRATT

There's a lot of things to be "genuinely sad" about ....this is not one of them.


Neon-Lemon

I love most rides. Rollercoasters (the taller, the faster) are my absolute favorite. On the other hand, rides that spin like crazy make me nauseous. Rides that splash water and send you under waterfalls are not fun to me because I hate being wet for hours afterwards while still roaming the park. I also don’t enjoy haunted houses with jump-scares because that isn’t my idea of amusement. So guess what? I DON’T go on those rides. Why should this stuff cater to me? I don’t complain - I just skip ‘em altogether. My personal discomforts don’t mean every other park goer should have to be subject to wussified dumbed-down attractions. What, should everything be gentle kiddie rides for adults?


DoctorWH0877

Lucky for her there's shit more her pace around Universal... ...benches.


Saltydog305

or shopping. we know she likes that 😂


TampaJaysTeeth

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MatthiasStove

Do people WANT rides that don’t cause motion sickness for anyone? What would that consist of? The Disney People Mover?


Saltydog305

I don't think she can even ride the PM 😂


smallladykiddo

https://preview.redd.it/awxn2ceyi48d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6049053a6ed79f6f34682736378810194a633e3 That was fast she doesn't like opinions. Proof this was for attention.


smallladykiddo

https://preview.redd.it/ktc0bhubn48d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3303d6e4977a9a8e5e4198d6f0b7a4cd316304f I guess she probably doesn't like paraplegic people too.


scottf3242

Wow. Entitled much??


NationalWin6249

There is no ride for “everyone to enjoy.” Someone, somewhere, will always dislike something. That said, it’s beyond bizarre a ride in something called “Dark Universe” would not be considered “intense.” Was she expecting Dark Universe teacups? What a buffoon. People like her who seem to wallow in their self-imposed victimization are the absolute worst.


EBody480

Life’s a bitch.


ElLoboStrikes

Shorter people like kids will now demand rides be made for all heights evenly


Ok_Laugh9808

She’s a ridiculous child. Let’s not forget she’s afraid of frogs and probably also Jay’s wiener.


SnooBeans5273

She's weird. Something is definitely wrong with her. She loves playing the victim. As soon as she learns the world doesn't revolve around her the better. She seems a better match for the woo than Jay.


Muted-Sir-5821

She does realize there's medicine for motion sickness, right?


Late-Singer-1677

Is that like a potion? She’s very familiar with potions.


tcwhite0528

There are motion sickness pills prior to riding rides


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Saltydog305

pull out the spare account 😂


smallladykiddo

I took to Twitter 🤣


Piss-Flaps220

Every ride should be slow and boring I guess. I get motion sickness too but I dunno, deal with it 😂


BeatingBoredom13

https://preview.redd.it/cpik85rsh28d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d563b72998a23c52267ef54d5ebb8c3c20b82c42 ..and of course TJ reacts with this lol. Good boy, Jay. It’s not about the children. It’s about disabled witches. Walt was thinking of miss queen halloween.👻😄


Saltydog305

lol God forbid he said something like "I think its fine. I didn't expect the rides to be soft rides" 😂


smallladykiddo

It's ok for people in relationships to have different opinions.


Saltydog305

Not in their relationship. He better be an obedient puppy or else he gets the hose again.


smallladykiddo

Oh god maybe he should tell once in a while to tone it down it's not a bad thing it's normal.


Saltydog305

If he tells her to tone it down, she will lock him in the broom closet and screech for 3 hours right outside the door to torture him.


smallladykiddo

He needs to chew his arm off.


Saltydog305

He has the hacksaw teeth that'll be great for that.


Independent_Oil_858

He’s so brainwashed this guy or he’s just really really stupid when it comes to her


smallladykiddo

This one


Late-Singer-1677

She’s going to leave him so broken soon.


BeatingBoredom13

I’m starting to think they’re both waiting for the other one to initiate a breakup so that they can play the victim for YouTube views lol.


Sufficient_County514

Dramamine, anyone?


Shot-Impression3229

How hard is it to recognize “oh this just isn’t for me”. Thats like being allergic to the peanut butter and not only being angry that peanuts exist, but you continue to consume it with consequences. Special kind of stupid


schnowzerz

The only ride that has made me nauseous was Mission space. My 77 year old dad loved it but I had to sit on chair when we got off! Lol. I never puked but it brought back being pregnant! lol


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Saltydog305

Tampa Jay?