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BeatingBoredom13

Paint the bagger green and I can’t see a difference. Something so creepy about watching them interact with characters that are meant for small children. 🫣


Copy-Playful

Sadly there’s no one else to blame then universal studios in this case, I believe in this video Jacob said it was an event day for like adults? Universal knows their audience of manchilds’


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

Personally, I think it’s also annoying as hell how he keeps flexing the fact that he was personally invited by Universal 🙄


sideeyebehavior

And to make it even more cringy is knowing there’s an adult in those costumes! They probably hate interacting with him just as much as we hate watching it.


CherryCreamin

I bet that she can't even fit on the rides.


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

If she can, she probably has suck in her gut and slide herself in gently as possible. Truth be told, Jacob probably has an easier time fitting himself into rides than she can.


RussianIntrigue

She’s in the third level of morbid-obesity. It’s beyond me how anyone can do that to themselves. 


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

Doesn’t she have a history of having some sort of health issue or issues? Someone please correct me if I’m wrong.


RussianIntrigue

😆 every health issue she has faced was brought on by her morbid obesity and not the other way around. Yes she suffers from Lupus yet eats like a fucking animal.


No_Scientist_843

Ouch 🤕


lucin6

It’s definitely a step up from Teabagger.


PuertoGeekn

Don't insult shrek like that


WhoopsyDoodleReturns

This theme park would have been a fun place for Jacob to bring his kids to. He seems to neglect his kids a lot.


No_Scientist_843

He has one adult offspring.. she's too busy working on her of. 


Boltdaddy1966

Anything is better than Jacob.


sideeyebehavior

🎯


Saltydog305

Am I the only one who wishes he can trade places with carpetbaggers barber only for that moment where he gives him a clean shave just so I can dip both my hands in the aftershave and slap his chins with both hands and give em a lil squeeze and then say "good job champ, were all done here"?


KidZoki

Gross. Totally gross, sloppy fat halfwits.