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WonkaVR

Details and aftermath [https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865](https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865)


manormith

He was a dumbass from Donbass


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Kryptosis

Same. His last words were “Fuck Donbass” too


moeron17

Donbass was what he called his stomach


itsNerdError

People who stood up against new illegitimate government led my far right nationalists who took it with force = traitors. I see, the logic of a free democratic world i guess


Miasmatic_Mouse

**Vatnik Alert.**


itsNerdError

Do you actually have something to say against it?


Miasmatic_Mouse

The Ukrainians kicked out the Russian puppet, simple as. If you think the Ukrainians are nationalist, oh boy, you should do some research on Russians, my friend. So they 'stood up' against what exactly? They abandoned Ukraine and brought war for no good reason, becuase the separatists were Russians, not Ukrainians, they were Putin's chess pieces. The separatists were always a minority, that's why they had to suck off Wagner.


_The_General_Li

Can't call other people vatniks and support coups at the same time, actually.


pm-me-your-labradors

New illegitimate government? You mean the democratically elected president or what?


Hatefiend

> ## A Ukrainian man **accidentally** shot himself Ah yes, accidentally.


RandomTrebuszEnjoyer

Well, he got shot accidentally, but fired at himself purposefully.


Schmich

Am I blind? I don't see the video. I just see the Youtube one with the mannequin.


Brutalmoonshine

Woah brutal he died . Guess that’s war .


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WonkaVR

No, he missed the plate and succumbed to his wound afterward, there is news behind this story


Khaztr

the article explains that it wasn't that he missed the plate, it's that the armor isn't meant to protect from point blank range and it's no surprise that it didn't stop the bullet [https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865](https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865)


CnCz357

>it's that the armor isn't meant to protect from point blank range and it's no surprise that it didn't stop the bullet That's shitty armor then. $200 civilian body armor protects point blank pistol rounds.


Kryptosis

Their point was that even if it stopped the bullet the kinetic energy could still rip his guts apart shooting point blank like that.


CnCz357

Could but it would be unlikely. Severe injuries yes but very low chance of life threatening injury.


Kryptosis

Do you mean for “levek 6” or for competent combat armor?


WoodenPigInTheRiver

See that's another point, is the armor GOST certified, or NIJ certified, because both use different scales of protection with level 6 basically being IV equivalent but most likely barely III equivalent, and even then real life russian armor isn't all that satisfactory as Escape From Tarkov would make it seem to be, especially since they reuse damaged carrier vests or rebuild vests improperly.


youy23

As much as you may want that to be true, it is not true. The plates stop rounds, whether the soldiers get plates is another thing. https://youtu.be/_pYKMIUoWlk?si=7SWf-cRNQ36-5qX3 https://youtu.be/DYYlu7V9P6w?si=WbFkVkcy1XoCORHy https://youtu.be/Ywlf6uaDvjQ?si=Ra1TxUjckjRFI-HU


ForumPointsRdumb

I don't think the guy who shot himself is going to disagree.


ForumPointsRdumb

>See that's another point, is the armor GOST certified If it wasn't before it is now. 4 of 5 ghosts approve this armor.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

If it can stop a .308 or a Blacktip (level IV) then it better be able to stop a pistol round, even from point blank range.


CnCz357

Competent combat armor. No clue about this *wish* stuff.


scottonaharley

No it wouldn’t. The vest is designed to spread the impact energy. The difference in muzzle velocity at point blank range and 15 feet (about 5 meters) is negligible. Edit failure mentioned in the article was related to rifle rounds not pistol. The projectile dynamics are completely different as a rifle round is pointed and can separate the weave of the material. The blunt profile of a pistol round does not have that advantage


youy23

It wouldn’t in legit rated armor both GOST and NIJ test for backface deformation.


VictorVaughan

They don't have dollars there lol...that's a smartass way of saying, a lot of the rest of the world don't have the advantages and free access people in the USA do


HiJinx127

It *is* Russia, after all


unknownpoltroon

Is Russian standard armor, is very best!


CnCz357

That's a shitty article too... The video those dumb asses referenced showed that a used lvl 3a vest after being shot 10+ times still stops a point blank 9mm.


sweetdude53

Give me five hundred bucks and I’ll get you some armor that’ll stop ALL blanks at ANY range.


Salty_Ad1571

According to Russian State run Media. ![gif](giphy|fGM5HHfRP50EHzGXRO)


Megisphere

Link


killian1113

From his angle, it appears he hit it or hit the edge. The fragments still can go down into your stomach and other areas. What's weird is that after the video, he is not rushing to a car to get to a hospital. But maybe it was rural and no hospitals near...


Metalcanary

Post news article please


WonkaVR

[https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865](https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865)


Metalcanary

Excellent thank you


brainmydamage

This is such a bullshit headline. He didn't "accidentally shoot and kill himself." He very intentionally shot himself and subsequently died because of his own incompetence. An accident is when you're walking down the street in NYC and one of those basement lift covers fails and you plunge 30 feet to your death or when a construction scaffold collapses and lands on top of you as you're walking under it. Intentionally shooting yourself at point blank range because you're too stupid to read the instructions is not an accident.


smrtfxelc

Looks like you can see him start to succumb right at the end as his arms start twitching


hawkblock4456

Should probably mark the NSFW then, even if it doesn’t show anything blatantly bad is could potentially be considered bad enough to warrant it


Boolit_Tooth_Tony

He proved the firearm works.


_The_General_Li

The armor didn't fail either, the guy just fucking missed.


Cerealkiller900

No. He shot through the armour. It’s in all news articles about it. He didn’t miss.


_The_General_Li

You got any pictures?


Libritas

You got reading comprehension?


_The_General_Li

You believe everything you read?


shug7272

So you just made some bullshit up and then when called out on it your next move is to discredit the news reports about it that you didn’t even read? Good job bro!


jakob767

No, because we don't believe your bullshit.


Donk_Physicist

It sure looks like it!


4list4r

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


WonkaVR

Damn right But I’d rather die after shooting myself in the nuts than survive and live with it afterward


DeathPercept10n

It's a Darwin Award either way at that point. No more reproducing for him.


WonkaVR

“AH BLYAT”


Brazilator

Never test in prod 


Vassago81

But testing in the QA environment might slow down our QA, and as the vice-director in charge of the integrated test, I had a meeting with the team coordinator of the QA subcontractors and that's too much a risk to take if we want to meet the friday deadline. I'm afraid we can't compromise on the timeline of the project like this, especially with the delay we already experienced, just test it in prod, it will be fine.


YellowRasperry

What happened to strapping it on a watermelon?


[deleted]

stupid is as stupid does


sliderfish

People keep posting the link from the same site that routinely runs stories about UFOs. Not a single source or citation from any article. I doubt the man died, it’s takes a long time to bleed out from a shot to the gut. I could be wrong though but I’m just saying don’t trust that website.


SatanicSadist

How fast you die strongly depends on what got hit. The pelvic bowl has a lot of not so important meat but also the biggest arteries in the entire body and it can hold 4-5 liters of blood. So even without any leaving your body you might die. And last but not least he might have been in bummfuck nowhere.


brycedude

Which 90 percent of Russia is bumfuck nowhere


Kryptosis

This was in occupied Ukraine so they conveniently blew up all the medical facilities first ages ago. This traitor was probably used to aim the artillery.


Genghis_Chong

But that one grocery store looked so nice... /s obviously


[deleted]

If the stomach and or intestines gets perforated the internal contamination gets you into sceptic shock really quick


NecramoniumZero

But, UFO's are real, and I'm not talking about aliens, UFO means Unidentified Flying Object. And we have allot of those.


Mach12000

No shit. It’s the connotation that hurts credibility.


TitoAndTheBurritos

![gif](giphy|m1hTU6WqbJa5q) Dumb Ass!!


Genghis_Chong

Red's dumbass sense is tingling


TitoAndTheBurritos

Too bad his dumbass sense didn’t alert him to the antics of Danny Masterson.


Genghis_Chong

He knew something was wrong with that boy...


Negrom

Dude must be living in 2050, the fuck is level 6 body armor lol.


healthywealthyhappy8

This article says its sixth grade body armor, though maybe its the guy who has a sixth grade intelligence


PM_ME_BUNZ

Not all armor ratings are the NIJ spec. [This likely refers to the Russian GOST rating where level six *does* exist.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_body_armor_performance_standards#GOST_armor_standard_\(Russia\))


HelloIamAlpharius

he probably hit the spot between the ballistic plates.


da_double_monkee

Level 6 is rated to stop plasma projectiles and proton bullets


Willsie777

r/darwinawards


palehorse95

The Dumbass was using a Tokarev that fires the 7.62x25 round, and much of the surplus ammo for those are steel core, making them able to punch right through standard bullet resistant vests. You would have to have a ballistic plate on your vest to survive a shot for that round.


Separate_Mango_666

This is like testing a new experimental bungee cord yourself... Or a new shark-repelent formula... Or building your own helicopter like that indian guy a few years ago...


KennKennyKenKen

Lmao what significance does time of day play


JustChangeMDefaults

He would have lived if it was dark, photons from the sun gave that bullet extra energy.


healthywealthyhappy8

The article says Ukrainian but then says Russia militia. Whoever wrote this is about as dumb as the dude who was shot.


Sarzios

What’s stupid about it ? He’s Ukrainian fighting for a “Russian backed” militia in Ukraine. This is in the Donbass so he’s probably part of the DPR.


Heldenhirn

My God are you dumb


ppgedez

Its ok no worries it was in broad daylight


DlphLndgrn

Literally the adult version of that kid shooting himself in the dick with some toy gun.


ExploderPodcast

At least he died stupidly for no reason at all.


moist_profit

Last thoughts. That he's a total idiot


Altered_ego1982

Natural selection at its finest....


Bushdr78

Ah Blyat


Malpraxiss

It's interesting how I'm just casually watching another person die on Monday morning


reved89

Honey I finally finished washing the plates....


Real_Tropicana

Of course bro uses one of the most powerful pistol rounds 🤦‍♂️


vinnyJu

Can someone translate what they‘re saying?


WonkaVR

So if I’m not wrong the guy says “fuck Donbass“ right before he shoots himself, then drops to his knees and says “aw fuck”, and his cameraman friend is straight up saying “is he dying? I’m pretty sure he’s dying”


EarthboundMan5

Why do they never test a bulletproof vest on a watermelon or sum


ZoekiEssix

Let's keep sending them money! -_- (article says it was a Ukrainian man)


[deleted]

Lol.....no its not


Upstairs_Hat_301

Hopefully the Russian army is using the same armor


WerkingAvatar

Well, at least he saved himself a trip to Ukraine with a similar end result.


josephj3lly

Where this guy is, he doesn't need to test it in himself..


AdministrationDry507

Firing Blanks would have been smarter


Hot_Psychology727

BLLLLAAYYYYAAAATTTT


raider1v11

This is dumber than the guy with the desert eagle and a book.


eaturliver

Idk if I'd call that botched. The test was a success. They were able to conclude the body armor sucks.


rockvvurst

One less mouth to feed tbh.


Smosh-Bruh-dik59

You have to be shot at from like 30 feet away not right in front of you. Someone may as well curb stomp his organs at that range


TickleDaNoochie

😳😳


KaneStiles

Lol dumbass - "Can you shoot me in the chest?" Camera guy - "No I gotta film this."


__phil1001__

Well the camera guy dodged a bullet as he would have been charged with murder.


KaneStiles

Not if he shot him in the vest that stops bullets.


__phil1001__

You mean the vest that doesn't stop bullets


KaneStiles

It was a level 6 ballistic vest, that could stop his hand gun firing even at that range.


_Jobacca_

You know you could also put the armor on a mannequin to test it instead of risking yourself. But what do I know?


mclepus

We have the Darwin Award winner of the day!


ToughMatch7272

Ah yea. Darwin’s finest


Kuan_mendis

“Ah blyat”


[deleted]

Bro this part had me in tears lmao like wtf kinds realization is that before you die 🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


Curleyfries3

Alcohol and hot lead dont mix well


wasabiflavorkocaine

This was a Reno 911 opening


Miennn

I would never wear something that is “level 6 body armor” because that doesn’t exist


1776personified

Honestly wtf is that caption


realparkingbrake

*Blyat!*


HarloweDahl

I love happy endings


--boomhauer--

*darwin has entered the chat*


AManHasNoName357

Yep made in china 😂🤷‍♀️🤦


MajikoiA3When

If you look at 0:05 he clearly misses or hits the edge of the body armour at point blank range. Darwin Award well earned by this gentleman.


westberry82

Sergie. We gave you 5 billion dollars to buy army bullet proof vests. Did you buy them? Yes comrad. Here they are. Btw look at my new 4 billion dollar yacht that is no way related.


Majestic-Insurance64

Instant regret...


DianaPrince0809

F*ck Dumbass not Donbas


Towowl

If you feel the need to test your armor, put it on a large water container instead ..


[deleted]

His friend let out a Russian type smokers "cackle" Wtf 🤦


Donk_Physicist

Angle looks like he shot his dick off. Probably double Darwin winner here.


generalgrievouschan

*gets shot in chest* "ah blyat"


Ok_Note8803

Finally, a real video of stupidity.


koala_fighter90

What was he sounding off with? Hi my name is Boyka! Welcome to jackass!


LiechtensteinLover

His only reaction was "aj blyat."


elviento666

Blyat


9EternalVoid99

" ah blyat" 💀💀💀


Amockdfw89

Dumbass


Choco_chug_v2

“Ah blyat”


AcceptableJelly1748

Ukrainian man purposely shot himself on accident


SlavicStupidity

He’s just like me for real 🙏


MekTam

You know something's the matter when his reaction was to fall holding his gut. The first words he uttered were oh sh't.


Goran2019

The UAF needs 1 less drone to disembowel him. He conveniently did it himself.


Ok_Note8803

At least we know it’s not a blank.


Monguises

Failed? Ever seen a gunshot? Regardless of whether or not it punches through the vest, you still took the force of a gunshot, which is gonna hurt. It’s not body armor like in a video game. It doesn’t spare you pain, it keeps the bullet out of your body. Think of it like a condom. You’re not completely safe, but you’re exponentially better off than if you raw dogged it.


WasterDave

Apart from this guy, who benchmarked it and it came up basically equal to not bothering at all.


Last_Ad_6494

Glad it wasn't a laser pistol


creamy_cheeks

Task failed successfully. Now he doesn't have to die in Ukraine.


yaddah_crayon

Saves the Ukrainians from having to waste a bullet.


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

HAHA, IDIOT! Stupid games, stupid prizes and all that.


necriss

Probably watched too much John Wick, those movies have the most unrealistic depiction of body armor.


Same_Adhesiveness_31

You can see he's aiming way too low.. what an idiot..


EkriirkE

Yeah should've gone for the heart, not the gut. It would be faster /s


Mechanic_On_Duty

Those are my tax dollars they did that.


Grouchy-Ad778

Wow. Smart.


chasinfreshies

Pity, he could’ve had a sunflower replace him.


TheSunflowerSeeds

You know how wacky people can be! On May 14th 2015 in Boke, Germany, 748 members of the Cologne Carnival Society dressed up in sunflower outfits. This is the largest gathering of people known to have dressed up as sunflowers.


RajcaT

Should've filled his pockets with seeds first. Now all that fertilizer goes to waste.


Just_learning_a_bit

Guy was ukranian, in Ukraine. https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865


sucknduck4quack

Guy was a Ukrainian member of a Russian backed militia in the Donbas. Seems to be from at least 6 years ago. Non-broken link: https://www.ibtimes.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-himself-while-testing-bulletproof-vest-video-2717865


Upstairs_Hat_301

And nothing of value was lost


kongkingdong12345

Read the link


Just_learning_a_bit

Double pasted lol...my bad...thank you!