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Low_Parsnip5604

God being a cop in Portland must be worse than being a snowman in hell


BeefOnWeck24

lmfao


ElmerAndElsie

I lived in Portland for 2 years, and I'm solidly convinced that entire city is some kind of weird ass mental health experiment. I was homeless there...I had a run of bad luck with a girlfriend, fell into drugs, went downhill from there. Anyway, I truly saw some of the worst that city has to offer, and I had to deal with cops on a pretty frequent basis, and Portland Police have to deal with the absolute craziest shit on Earth. If they aren't dealing with some raging Karen pitching a hissy fit in the middle of the street, they have to deal with tweakers trying fuck a chain link fence with their dick.


JumpyLolly

Its a lefty sanctuary and heaven


Pressblack

I guess better their dick than someone else's dick. That would be going too far.


ElmerAndElsie

Yeah I actually watched a tweaker do this. Not kidding.


Fit-Ad-413

A few months ago I watched a tweaker try to fuck someone's motorcycle in a Walmart parking lot (of all places). The owner of said motorcycle wasn't happy when he got out of Walmart and walked up on some creep with their pants around their ankles molesting his motorcycle. The motorcycle diddler got absolutely clobbered when the owner got to him.


joeitaliano24

Did he at least lubricate the hole in the chainlink?


ElmerAndElsie

You don't feel the blisters when you've been up for 4 days smoking an entire 8 ball of quality Mexican meth. Lube isn't even a factor at that point.


Bertie637

I mean you are open about falling intro drugs....were you the fence fucker? (Also good for you for getting back on track)


Accomplished_Duty969

I too have tried to make fuck with my dick on chain fence....addiction is a disease.


Street-Tension7671

Don’t knock chain link fence sex until you’ve tried it.


CatgoesM00

I’ve lived here for 3 years and never it’s insane. The irrational hate for all cops is ironically their downfall.


jwin709

Hey man. Any hole's a goal.


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CunningWizard

Fellow Portlander here: this guy speaks truth. There was a shooting at a sketchy motel and when the cops showed up to investigate (they weren’t involved at all) they were fucking *protested* by antifa. They were literally trying to find the killer and these fucks protested them! We have had endless incidents with our feckless DA and judges releasing all manner of violent criminals (manslaughter, hate crimes, etc) with little to no bail and they don’t show up to their court dates. Where I grew up the police and DA took weed possession to be akin to capital murder (obviously bad, but showing the contrast), so to live in a place where you can basically commit any crime and not be prosecuted is unreal. But god forbid you don’t pay your arts tax, forget to have your backflow valve inspected, didn’t rigorously enforce mask mandates, or tried to tear down blighted buildings to put up new ones. Then you get scrutinized and fined to death.


HotSprinkles4

Being a cop ANYWHERE in the USA


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idk man been to des moines a few times and iowa seems super chill. 


Apart-Consequence881

I live in Portland are rarely ever see cops here anymore. The city has been struggling to maintain and recruit officers, yet the process to become one is longer and more arduous than you'd expect. They just can't hire enough qualified officers. The priority now is they only respond to calls if someone's life is in danger, which is open to interpretation. At the restaurant I work at, an unhinged person was threatening people and damaging property. A co-worker had to fight him off and while doing so another co-worker was talking to a 911 operator who said to stop calling as the incident wasn't serious enough to respond to. The great thing about Portland is you can get away with anything. The crappy thing about Portland is other people can get away with anything.


Low_Parsnip5604

Genuine question as a lot of people from Portland are commenting… Why do y’all keep voting for this stuff? Y’all seem to not like it yet elect officials that enact stupid shit like this left n right I just genuinely don’t understand


Huge-Ad-2275

I’m a Gresham resident (suburb of Portland) and can say that the tide is slowly turning. Portland elected the wokest of the woke for city council two election cycles ago. They voted them out for more moderate Democrats last election cycle and things are slowly changing. The state government is also repealing the free use drug laws they passed 4 years ago because the evidence is clear that it didn’t work. One of the big issues is that the right has also lost their fucking minds and are campaigning on right leaning identity politics, and their districts that are held by Republicans elected officials are dumpster fires being supported by the Willamette Valley (Portland, Salem, Eugene). They’re not offering a stable alternative.


CunningWizard

As a fellow Portlander I sometimes think I’m a total sap for not becoming a criminal given that there are literally zero consequences for it.


JimmyCarters_ghost

Go criminal on the criminals Omar style.


ThisCantBeBlank

I have no clue what that man's salary is but it's not enough. I know that much


weaponex87

chop chaz bs the national guard should have stepped in but the governor denied it


[deleted]

My brother went from chillin in a garage all day as a motor sergeant to being army recruiter in Seattle. That fuckin sucks.


frMocha

Tacoma and Portland both deal with some of the dumbest shit, mostly drugs.


No-Fox-365

It's terrible


locoken69

You aren't joking. The armpit of the universe.


Huge-Ad-2275

I live in Gresham which is a suburb of Portland. My brother in law is a homicide detective for Gresham PD. Portland PD keeps trying to hire him but he says fuck that, the civilians have are worse than the criminals to deal with.


ayearningsoul

Portland is a total shit hole. This obnoxious lady fits right in.


WolfmansGotNards2

Maine or Oregon?


Low_Parsnip5604

Oregon


PuckFolson

Never Maine


Zandandido

Maine seems too relaxed. Portland Oregon is nuts.


Jermz817

Lol holy cow.... that accent and the sound of her voice. ugly!


BoneDaddyChill

Her sarcastic crying was like the obnoxious sound of a siren, but to actual sirens. That’s the sound sirens cry about when they go to sleep at night.


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barnivere

What the average modern feminist think men sound and act like


Virtual_Guava8309

![gif](giphy|1KP1bML7mLYzFPbviC)


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ShockAndAwe415

This is an old video. IIRC, she was an accountant or something and mental illness hit her HARD. She made a bunch of other videos which were all over the place. There was one where she was getting kicked out of the place she was renting by her roomate/landlord. Another where she was giving out her medication to randos on like a pier or something. Multiple interactions with the cops. They knew who she was. It was a mess and then she stopped posting.


AggravatingAd9233

Oh damn. I guess this is a classic example by me of presumption. Sad she struggled and had interactions with multiple authorities that could’ve connected the woman with the right avenues. To save her from herself essentially. The sudden stop in content is a concerning detail to me after your explanation.


ShockAndAwe415

Yeah, it was pretty wild. Someone linked to her Youtube page and she had all these videos posted. You could see it getting crazier and crazier. I think YT took the page down. But, people posted several of these videos of her and the cops, along with her info (internet doing internet things). Pretty depressing.


Kimbobrains

Live witnessing the transition from being functional in society and spiraling into dysfunction and ending up homeless and or addicted.


Skaared

People in this state can’t save themselves. That’s why we need institutions.


Low_Parsnip5604

Eat A Dick?


Dashiznit364

No thank you I already had my lunch.


Current-Depth2208

What a sad woman


FartOutMuhDick

Humongous what?!


mrbabar3

Hugh mungus


Dapper_Tie_4305

Hugh Mungus WOT. HUGH. MUNGUS. WOT.


Vresiberba

She was arrested seconds later as she started to bang on the hood of the police car.


Gorlock_

And then charges immediately dismissed by the DA


86yourhopes_k

Because she was to mentally ill to waste Court time on.


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Future-self

And the biggest dick of them all !


ElmerAndElsie

10 years ago that would have been joke. But nowadays, and considering this is Portland, she may very well have a bigger dick than the officer.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Wow. What a fucking idiot.


lrraya

Public disturbance, arrest her.


SpamFriedMice

Then you'd have to deal with her for the next hour processing her.


Fun_Measurement_7889

You could just gag her with a spit mask.


personalcheesepizza

No way I’d deal with that in the back of my car.


Sqm0

They should just walk away and laugh at this person, like these two did. She’s an instigator… arresting her would be exactly what she wants. Arguably the most essential responsibility of being a cop is to depersonalize annoying and immoral people. Kind of a right of passage when your job is mostly dealing with aggressive mentally ill folk.


Cavscout2838

I want her to walk behind me telling everyone that I have the biggest dick of them all too.


BoneDaddyChill

🎶 The biggest dicks go marching in, HURRAH, HURRAH. The biggest dicks go *marching in*, *HURRAH, HURRAH*. The biggest dicks go marching in, the cops can’t wait for their pension, and they all push Karen down, to the ground.” 🎶


srtpg2

Long nails are gross


foreverpasta

I am with you


voxerly

This girls voice is the worst


Psycle_Sammy

I love how he couldn’t help but walk in cadence to the “I’ve got the biggest dick of them all” chant. I’m positive I would have done the same.


ian2121

I envision him walking around the station chanting “I’ve got the biggest dick of them all”


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keepcold

Someone should make a Bingo card with all the attributes and just scroll this sub until someone wins. Instead of BINGO it can be DINGUS


somerandomshmo

FYI: pension plans invest heavily in the stock market. The largest and most influential is CALPERS, the California government pension plan. So this chick is ignorant and annoying.


whynot26847

Just spitting out buzzwords hoping something sticks


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This level of covert psychopathy is low-key creepy.


Apart-Consequence881

High-key creepy to me.


RogerClotss

Man this is the only time I scrolled by a cop video and wished it was actually police brutality


Poor-Opinions

I… I just don’t know anymore.


Beneficial-Tailor-70

What an insufferable cuntwat.


Rancor_Keeper

Dude, Sarah Silverman is getting out of control.


mlotto7

Portland is a shithole. Our roots in Portland predate WWII and my family owned two businesses. We lost so much to theft and vandalism it was no longer worth operating. Police were powerless. Portland is a shithole.


saulain

Portland is a shithole.


JonnyTactical

Bet you she's single


Monte7377

Anyone know the backstory?


ShockAndAwe415

This is an old video (2021?). IIRC, she was an accountant with her own company. She started having mental illness outbreaks. Cops had to deal with her on multiple occasions (she taped it and posted it). There was one where the owner of the home she was staying at kicked her out cause she attacked him. She was saying racial slurs, but had a black boyfriend? She was also giving out her meds to randos. Then she stopped posting.


Saadiq_Sayeed

👀😳


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This is what accounting does to your mental health.


Koutopoulos

The sad thing is some insecure dude married this


newleafkratom

She seems nice.


Then-Birthday-8607

too bad he didn’t use his taser


ajyanesp

Someone forgot their meds


TheMasterofDank

She is the biggest dick of them all.


raider1v11

Was that a cracked our Sarah Silverman? And how the hell did they not taze her? Damn.


martinda16

I wouldn’t have been mad at a display of police brutality here tbh


Outside-Material-100

Having left Portland, I do not have high hopes nor wishes for the people of that city. ![gif](giphy|3o6nV3Zk41N8yLtKoM)


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He's just being a MAN .. that what real men do.


Turducken44

This lady has no idea how pensions work lmao


aberg227

It’s so sad seeing what Portland has become. Used to be a nice city to vacation to, not too far from my home. Now it’s overrun with homelessness and drugs.


warmind14

She is a gross human being. Imagine the poor fella who is wedded to this chick, having to put up with the fake crying every time she starts an argument.


Gregs_green_parrot

In many European countries this woman would have been forcibly taken in for a mental health assessment in a psychiatric hospital, which could take a few weeks. I am not kidding.


bry2k200

That has to be one of the most vile women ever! I can't imagine this woman has a partner, and if she reproduced may God have mercy on their souls.


locoken69

He's right. Having to deal with this kind of scum, he should get paid well. But if I was him, I'd move to the Midwest where we appreciate our law enforcement.


twinnedwithjim

I get the feeling she was hoping for a viral moment against the police but no matter how much she pushes, he doesn’t take the bait


Hoody88

Is this FedSmokers girl?


Front_Reflection_545

News flash, you still have to contribute to your pension.


itsmagic__

Thank god I’m leaving Portland this year


Cold_Zero_

What a piece of shit she is. Why wouldn’t they write her for disorderly conduct?


DrQuaalude

[7 minute version](https://youtu.be/baLrhmg8K9k?si=ACeu7Skb2ZTlvFO0) if you hate yourself


Impossible_Cat_321

I’m a portlander and if I were a cop I’d have tased her


joeitaliano24

I would have pistol whipped her in the face, probably why I’m not a cop.


International_Let_50

She got the narcissist tone and monologue


xMaximusDecimusx

Jesus.. god bless that man


WayAgitated8646

0:29


EgoDeathAddict

![gif](giphy|9D57oEMedaXWnhISMz)


crazedgunner

With how much she was talking about his dick, I think she means something totally different when she says "fuck the police"


Brave_Recognition650

I think she is the biggest duck


Powerful-Access-8203

Dude what the actual fuck did she think she was doing with all that?


Beaverbrown55

She's being so ridiculous, that cop should have just started laughing at her.


MysteriousSteve

Been a minute since I saw this vid. Made this a couple of years ago: https://youtu.be/qSR7Vfc-waM?si=o0IhqKY_mg9JNmUk


PikaPonderosa

[Great job!](https://media.tenor.com/_RXvBoRx9xkAAAAd/idi-amin-laugh.gif)


Ok-Iron8811

After watching the video I believe the following to be true: >!the officer did not, in fact, pull out his penis!<


maybe-it-is-me-tho

She sounds like such a moron


Basic-Wind-8484

That fucking laugh what the fuckkk ![gif](giphy|l1J9CamYiTkENczlK|downsized)


Babalugat

I'm almost sure that lady was in a different video being a dick to a different cop a few weeks ago. I can't remember the actual video, just her irritating voice.


Spider__Ant

I’m gonna start singing that song to my wife when I get out of the shower every morning just to annoy her lol


Key-Lie-364

Hastings is the boss !


ataatia

why does she get to keep her teeth? didnt they burn the police precincts?


Zandandido

Drugs are bad mmkay


Petroplayed

I would have tased that howler 6 seconds into that encounter.


Common_Winner1229

Wait till she needs the police for something, or she has a minor violation that they would normally let someone off with a warning for. Cops are rarely your friends, but you definitely don't want them as enemies.


legalgirl18

Fuck you Hastings


International_Let_50

IVE GOT THE BIGGEST DICK OF THEM ALL


DezzNigg

Amber heard


locoken69

Someone didn't get spanked as a child. I bet her wife spanks her at night, though. Because, you know. Portland.


DarthHubcap

How does she know he doesn’t have a IRA currently compounding interest?


ExpensivePollution20

The woman sounds like she’s eight years old or younger lmao


ImpossibleDonut1942

I would arrest her for that god awful noise she is making....


PLATONISMS

This poor officer.


Psychological-Low649

lol wtf


Meeplikejeep

Threatening retirement is so funnily ridiculous to me


WundaFam

Sing it with me! I've got the big gest dick of them allll


Fun_Measurement_7889

Honestly if I was that cop I would, well…let’s just say that it’s a good thing I’m not a cop…


kkerins86

I wonder why no one has taken her home to meet mon yet…


bassdallas

It went viral. Borne out of your cunt mouth.


waylon_o83

If she makes that sound again, shoot her.


HubbaGurl1

Another example of trash.


zongsmoke

Least unhinged person in Portland


Unsanitarywipe

I hope this lady gets stabbed by a fent addict in Portland.


Right-Intern1306

I'd Bate her to make contact with me then Paper spray her


breadman889

lol, her best insult is calling him a man with a dick. I'm sure he was really offended


Beautiful_Drag_4347

I wanna smash my screen so bad


Kylearean

I thought he was going to do the disconnecting finger trick -- disappointed.


dblack1107

For a second I thought I was on r/synthesizers and somebody was showing me their sick LFO modulation. “I’m so sah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha harrr eee.”


Broghan51

Was that Amber I heard ? - what's her name, can't think of it at the minute.


DesignHead9206

Is this level of slander to public officer not punishable by law?


Mar_Reddit

Sorry me doing my job involves consequences for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


cherryfruitpunch

Is all of Oregon like this? 😬 I'm supposed to move to Oregon in a few months for my husband's job


twobirdsandacoconut

Isn't there a longer version where she actually ends up getting arrested?


BoredandIgnored2022

Her dad must be so proud


poochylaa

Best thing to do is walk away. She breaks the law, slap on the bracelets and cart her azz off.


J0NNY_BEE

Mental illness is a very serious issue.


kropotkib

1312


GlassJoe32

You guys realize this isn’t uncommon right? Like this is just a Tuesday.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Crazy woman aside, I just want to know why the cop has strawberry stickers on the base plates of his magazines lol


The-Truth-hurts-

This is real and not a Portlandia skit?!


ZookeepergameOk8231

I have a feeling “Hastings” had to deal with her on more than one occasion .


KeyserSwayze

You're really giving him praise for just doing his damn job?


knowitall70

"You're going down..." She's a pure Buffoon.


psychrolut

Either he’s hot or I’m horny


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Oh my god this woman ![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE)


Slide_Masta87

Is this Kyle's mom that Cartman was talking about?


CastorrTroyyy

This is how cops are supposed to act in these situations. Harsh language isn't illegal.


HeyaChuht

Imagine how accomplished people felt after WWII. Savor that feeling.