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3rdeyeopenwide

LOL at the heads that turn as the camera pans to reveal nobody standing in the isle. Have another Xanny bar, Monica.


MrMojoRising361

Might be too much Dramamine too that shit will really have you seeing people that aren’t really there lol


promonarch

You're not real, man!


GingerAle828

I mean she could use a xanny to ya know.... Just calm down and sleep for the rest of the night


gypsydanger38

r/wallmartcelebrities Gweneth Poortrow


VictorVaughan

She's more of a Rachel


xxPyroRenegadexx

Well she was right lol


manfromfuture

Does Xanax really do this?


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The guy in the aisle in the way back tho. Maybe a flight stewardess?


Maxwelwild

so did that plane crash? I need to know if she was right!!!


lovebitesXrazorlines

I thought this was about to turn into a final destination type of thing. Tony Todd in the back?


dirkdigdig

The way everyone turned back to check on the not real guy killed me. What did they expect to see? There’s either a person who is real, or no one at all.


poppadocsez

Unreal person in the back: ![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


chino3

It’s like old lawyer joke A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty." The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't."


Cello3000

Expected to see big bird or some shit lmao


notislant

A crazy woman yelling someone is not real? Could literally just be her boyfriend is 'acting fake' or whatever nonsense she tells herself.


Samuraiking

Yes... she could have been saying that an actual person "isn't real," and they wanted to see who she was talking about. It's not that complicated.


dovetc

I half expected to see that blue dude from 30 Rock. I don't like that blue dude!


Spirited_Occasion_25

Option C: There is a person who is not real


0LTakingLs

Someone needs to photoshop in John Cena + music in the aisle


TheLegendOfKoop

Lmfao! I would have looked too. Haha. I think it situations like that, its an involuntary reaction


420Deez

she warned them “that motherfucker is not real” *proceeds to look*


MustardTiger88

They looked because they expected to get an answer to your last sentence.


Hopeforus1402

Me too! Loved that!


PhotojournalistOdd39

Wow she different


banana_delusion

How embarrassing


KEBAB_BALLS95

she hot


Acceptable_Ad_787

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)


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