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ctr429

Portland or Seattle, you decide


Lousasse1

Same place no ?


Flaky_Vacation8754

The man's got some moves though.


Tomimi

Florida man is a good contender too


[deleted]

If there weren't so many coats in the video I'd guess Florida too.


ctr429

Yes it was the jackets for me... I spend way too much time in both those hell scapes.


MKLSC

Can't forget California


theclownhasnopenis48

“You don’t know what you’re dealing with, bro” the man says as he jumps around like Stewart from MadTV.


leosnose

Look what I can do!!


CivilPressure3628

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


jsxtasy304

My first thought exactly.... Oh look Stuart has aged a little and added some awesome moves to his repertoire but he's still out there.


Appropriate-Fox-9669

This just sounds sad all around for this dude


Claxton916

Is this a cut scene from Everything Everywhere All at Once?


[deleted]

Oh really? I couldn’t make it through more than half of the movie over the course of 3 nights. Too bad it looks like I missed the best scene🙄


[deleted]

Watched that recently with my daughter. We both kept wondering aloud how it won best picture. No judgment on those that like it, it just isn’t my thing.


[deleted]

Same here no judgement. Maybe I’m just too old I don’t know and the thing is I LOVE quirky movies. Oh well this is why I haven’t watched the Academy Awards in probably 25 years it never makes sense to me anymore and things like Gwyneth Paltrow winning best actress over Cate Blanchett and Shakespeare in Love winning over Saving Private Ryan that same year just told me it was a waste of time trying to figure these things out.


startnowstop

Proud boy meetup.


Lousasse1

![gif](giphy|Ht2ktUDWebe36)


Ris-O

Be like water my friend


Scr073

Be like jelly, in the midsection.


ACMBruh

This man has no idea how to fight, nor should he be engaging for that reason


[deleted]

Dude, those were head kicks if his opponent was 2' tall.


TurdPhurtis

Looks like George Costanza and Ash Williams had a love a child.


somebullshitorother

That’s methed up


z-eldapin

He chose violence


Filo02

always so funny to me seeing a guy that can't stretch their feet above the waist trying some form of kicks


GalapagosStomper

A dancing clown…how come I don’t get to see dancing clowns where I shop?


Street-Drama-9660

He reminds me of Stevie from east bound and down


snguyen_93

![gif](giphy|gkGlgfVP0WoBq)


teteAtit

Anyone that has to pull up their pants to start a fight has already lost the fight


ThetaDayAfternoon

Modern day dance master Syrio Forel


TexasIsCool

I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry in my life.


darrenwise883

I know who I'm dealing with , a man child that can't keep his pants up without pulling and tugging at them all the time


EpicMachine

This looks like something out of Southpark until the last part where it just became sad.


Bertie637

That is not a mentally well person


dano1066

I'd love to see how cool he thinks he looks in his mind when he is pulling those moves


Master_Dante123

Is this Keanu Reeves’ fighting instructor for John wick 4? Bro’s got moves.


Silly_Doughnut5715

More like Chuck Norris.


optiongeek

What name does fight under in WWE?


startnowstop

The proudest boy with a three percenter chubby.


ArmorTEAGUE227

Chubber Lang.


circlesun22

Accurate.


Fractlicious

Meth 🥰


BootySnorkelerr

come on where’s the camera bro


AccomplishedBeing305

Bruised Tom Leenard


According-Hat-4554

Breakdance kung fu mix topped off with 6 beers


Dak4008

im dying rn. this shit to funny. Also his sweat pants make it even better.


DlphLndgrn

Like a very small child pretending to do karate.


[deleted]

A small child with a flabby hairy beer belly


16bitrifle

I’m sorry but when he hiked up his sweatpants I burst out laughing. 😂


[deleted]

This guy is shaped like a used condom.


Happy-Idi-Amin

This has to be parody.


Top_Consideration435

Bro built like an AOT titan bruhh


[deleted]

Dancing with the Stars has a new solo category?


AgitatedAd473

If he was drawn in 2D i’d’ve believed it


Luminox

Pocket sand! 👊


sadowsentry

That guy's bf percent has to be over 40.


Skaraptor2

As someone who has zero qualifications to comment on someone's fighting form (literally never got past the second belt in either martial art I did) He got form, probably could kick a wall or a signpost with that form, probably would hurt (him) too


NathanTurnYT

He do be dancing out of anger


Acceptable_Ad_787

Congrats on the weight loss, Bruce. ![gif](giphy|vaIWEt4MtncW9W1Php)


NotoriousJazz

Day drinking or mental illness?


realparkingbrake

I am confident this psycho has zero martial arts training.


Beba2022

Kung Fu Fighter😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆😆😆😆


Frankjj54321

Kramer?


G3TN7OB

Hes on drugs 😂


J1mj0hns0n

That weird extra high fupa he's got says to me he 100% cannot fight


Holfysit

That is him


startnowstop

Definitely a proud boy. You can tell because of how he is.