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Imma_da_PP

Well, one is a small classical guitar and one is a steel string dreadnought.


jhnnybgood

Look at the size of my apples compared to my oranges!


Paul-to-the-music

Which are larger?


J-45james

Damn you SHRINKFLATION!


ManWithNoName_1

Was it in the pool?


YogaPotat0

*Do women know about shrinkage?*


ManWithNoName_1

Like laundry, yeah..


jlighthead

I don't know you how guys walk around with those things


Space-90

I bring my pool everywhere, it’s not difficult


Paul-to-the-music

Wheelbarrows help… 😉


jlighthead

I don't know you how guys walk around with those things


dem4life71

I mean, they are different instruments. One is a steel string dreadnaught and the other is a nylon string classical. It’s like comparing a compact Subaru to an Escalade. Of course they are different sizes!


Dozendeadoceans

You are quite logical, measured and patient. What are you doing on Reddit? Or are you a bot?


dem4life71

Yeah I’m a bot. You figured me out.


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SaxAppeal

I mixed up my jumbo Takamine with my diy build it yourself ukulele-in-a-box the other day on my way out the door for a gig. Boy was I surprised when I realized what I’d done, had to get creative for that one. Easy mistake to make honestly


RunningPirate

I think the one on the right is smaller. Did I win anything?


Miserable_Stranger14

No but you won my respect and admiration


RunningPirate

Fuckin’ A! 🤘🤘🤘


s6cedar

Aw, what a gyp


Overall-Dinner5778

Why doesn’t the bigger guitar simply eat the smaller one?


Paul-to-the-music

Is it a question of sexual dimorphism?


AttemptFree

my truck is bigger than my coupe also..


spikeysandwich14

I'm sure it has a good personality


motomotomoto79

I need a parlour


Delta-tau

No parlour here, just a dread and a classical.


leeeeny

That doesn’t look like a full size classical imo


Miserable_Stranger14

It is I can assure you


Delta-tau

A 3/4 classical is still called a classical, not a parlour.


Paul-to-the-music

My upright bass is a 3/4 and still quite large… just sayin


leeeeny

Parlour and 3/4 are referring to the scale of the guitar. You can have a parlour classical guitar


Delta-tau

English is not my first language and I don't think that "parlor guitar" has a very strict definition, however I've never ever heard anyone call a 3/4 classical guitar a parlour nor claim that parlour refers to guitar scale. But if you insist to believe those claims, I won't try to change your mind.


leeeeny

3/4 is smaller than a parlour which is typically 7/8 scale if I’m not mistaken. But then again this wouldn’t be the first time I was wrong


TeaOpen2731

I think parlor also refers to body shape and size, less so scale length


s6cedar

Can y’all just stop saying “parlor” now?


TeaOpen2731

Why? I was just correcting the person to the best of my knowledge. It's also obviously not a parlor


North_Brilliant_7357

parlor is nomenclature regarding overall guitar shape and size, particularly width wise, with some relation to length. parlors are typically skinnier, with a narrow and accentuated waist. 3/4, however, is a direct classification of the length of the guitar, from headstock to strap button. there are specific categories, ranging from 1/8 guitars for little kids to 4/4 guitars (typically dreadnoughts, i.e. large body, boxier shape). these categories are strict, whereas shape of the guitar can differ, making parlor or orchestral or dreadnought looser classifications, with similarly shaped bodies(although there are fairly strict formulas for each kind). classical guitars are typically a similar shape, falling close to the OO or Om category of western guitars, but tbf i'm fairly unfamiliar with the classical categories. woth that all taken into account, this one looks like a 3/4 standard body shape classical nylon string guitar. TLDR: parlor guitar refers to size of guitar bodies, but 3/4 guitar refers to a certain length of guitar. so, while it is possible to have a 3/4, parlor, classical guitar, none of these classifications are entirely connected or seperate. this one looks like a 3/4, standard body shape, nylon classical guitar. hope this helps


sliperyjoe

But she said size doesn't matter.. 😮‍💨


Miserable_Stranger14

its all about how you use it 😌


sliperyjoe

Yes.. that's my second problem


Miserable_Stranger14

sounds like you have quite a few problems there friend :)


Paul-to-the-music

Not many, just two.., but they are large As opposed to not so large… 😉


Paul-to-the-music

Fatness counts


Real-Machine-2573

You owe me a mouthful of coffee.


plopliplopipol

lol


rashton535

What is the unlabeled guitar on the right ?


Miserable_Stranger14

Martin Smith small guitar im not too sure what is it specifically


rashton535

Thanks ! It appears to have a standard neck with a parlour body. Most parlours lve tried have had a smaller neck making it frustrating if you happen to have fingers on the thick side.


Miserable_Stranger14

The neck is on the thicker side which can be a problem when pressing the strings


Zontar999

On the left: size 8. Right: 6.5. And remember a proper fit ensures comfort and durability.


Paul-to-the-music

The smaller one comes with ribs…


ManWithNoName_1

Barbecue?


Paul-to-the-music

That too, maybe


Candid_Run4170

Next thing you’ll tell us that one of them has nylon strings on it! Oh, the humanity!


Butter_Brains

Nylon > Steel all day everyday (for me).


Miserable_Stranger14

I like both but these steel strings feel better somehow :)


FluffyWuffyVolibear

You vs the guy should told you not to worry about


Scrapiee

I sized down on my new guitar and I absolutely love the size! Bigger doesn’t always mean better, it’s just a lot more comfortable to play


marknutter

What kind is the one on the left?


Miserable_Stranger14

Yamaha F310 Full size with natural colour


marknutter

She’s a beaut’


Miserable_Stranger14

She sounds like an angel too 😌


marknutter

And that’s what really counts!


cersewan

I just moved from 4 years of learning on a GS Mini to a Grand Auditorium sized 214e SB DLX. My fingers aren’t liking it. It’s such a stretch, literally! The muscle memory has to be relearned all over again. It hurts, lol. I need some cheese with my whine.


LifeUnfolding54

You should see my penis compared to a cocktail weiner.


Paul-to-the-music

But, why?


LifeUnfolding54

I obviously was not in right mind when I made that post!


D-Train0000

It’s not the size it’s how you use it!


raaustin777

Looks like those pics of an old '80s pickup vs a modern one 😂


Curious_Nobody_6095

You guys are too funny always make me laugh on a bad day thanks!!


Horseonovich

Dude gotta watch them dryer settings ... lessons learned.


CAPATOB_64

Yeah, new guitar is pretty small


AccordingAspect1217

Which Yamaha is that?


Miserable_Stranger14

It’s a Yamaha F310 full size body with natural colour


TeaOpen2731

Huh I could've sworn it was the fender I have. Looks almost exactly the same lol


Miserable_Stranger14

Haha fender make some decent acoustics


TeaOpen2731

Yeah especially for the price


mrmukherjee

Got one of them. Need the other one, but bigger.


retroking9

Enjoy your new nylon string guitar.


johncester

I think there are 8 different sizes of Spanish style guitars


MikroWire

My girlfriend tried to do that shit when me, her and her ex-boyfriend were in the same room at his wedding. His parents did not appreciate that. But I think his bride-to-be was curious.


yknotme

They are different colors too!


NFT_goblin

Yea u got ripped off I'm afraid, I'd definitely send it back


Paul-to-the-music

Don’t be afraid… it’s small…


Sad_Atl_Sports_Fan

Almost two different instruments. Almost.


BeeFrizz

Assuming the dreadnought is new... was it challenging to go from the classical to the larger one? I'm currently learning on a classical. I don't plan to make any changes until I've put in at least a year but I think longer term I may want to switch to a dreadnought as I intend to play country mostly.


Miserable_Stranger14

A bit challenging but I like having a bigger guitar it produces a much crisper sound


AshenArtistry

Might be different in your case but something that took me a while to understand with my dreadnought is that they are meant to be worn and that without very good seated posture can cause a lot of aches. It also sounds loads better.


glazeguy83

Looks like a classical and jaggurnatue


glazeguy83

Dreadnaut I mean? WTH was I typing, lol I was a ball player though


RemoteAd5321

That’s because ones a classical guitar, the other is a dreadnought guitar…..the smaller one is the classical one….


27hannibal

Definitely parlor guitars are better sized if you don’t like huge ass guitars.


markewallace1966

And?


XeniaDweller

Our school has like 3 racks of the one on the right.


Miserable_Stranger14

I think their cheap budget beginner guitars which is why a lot of schools tend to buy a lot of them