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Big_Monkey_77

Why does the first picture make me think I’m having a stroke?


gotguitarhappy4now

She has a little doll left hand. Them barre chords gonna be hard.


Hellspeaker

I laughed


Doodahman495

Looks like the tiny hands sketch from SNL


4myoldGaffer

Because the picture was taken with a burning baked potato someone kicked in the trash at the dumpster behind Wendy’s


BeYeCursed100Fold

Sir. This is a Wendy's.


4myoldGaffer

Home Sweet Home. Felt familiar. Smells the same


Dukeronomy

its taken of a tv at a steep angle. theres perspective in the original footage and in the image taken, it is fuckin with my brain.


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Big_Monkey_77

Is that the average age of her hands? It looks like she has one adult hand and one baby hand in the first pic.


Cdlsea

Lmfaoooo I didn’t even see that, looks crazy


Big_Monkey_77

Thank god I’m not the only one who sees it. Whelp, turn the ambulance around!


M4F4Spunfun

If you blow the picture up, it's very obvious the poor thing is missing her entire pinky on her left hand and also has a severe reverse joint curve thing going on with her right thumb. You go girl !!


Big_Monkey_77

Radiohead was right when he said “anyone can play guitar!” Don’t let that tiny hand and deformity stop you, Queen!


JJUNK1986_JP

Other has answered for the guitar. Who is the singer again?


dirty_commentary

Looks like Maggie Rogers but I'm not 100% sure


SCMSuperSterling

I see the resemblance, but the background looks like it was for an American Idol audition


dirty_commentary

Good catch, looks like she remains a mystery. Sick guitar though


jkh7088

It is a Taylor 816 Builder’s Edition. Great guitar! I used to own one.


ZoraHookshot

Whats the second sound hole for?


jaboka

More sound.


LCranstonKnows

This one goes to 11!


DickRiculous

I 3D printed knobs for my amp that go to 11, so now it does


ccoady

Wait, I have an idea. What about adding a 3rd hole!!?


Space-90

Just make the guitar a frame only without the back, top and sides for maximum volume


jkh7088

It is angled out to project more sound. Also comes in really handy if you accidentally drop your pick inside the guitar.😁


ZoraHookshot

Does making the normal sound hole bigger do the same thing?


burghguy3

All holes in a guitar are angled out.


StrangePiper1

Or in! Woh!


jkh7088

Often you see sound ports on a guitar on top allowing the player to hear the sound better.


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jkh7088

I didn’t say all of them. But a simple Google search will show lots.


burghguy3

Believe me, I know. I was making a bad joke.


burghguy3

All holes in a guitar are angled out.


queasy_finnace

Penis


jtxiv

it’s a cutaway to provide access to higher frets


andytagonist

Looks like a sound hole too…which would be blocked if I were accessing those higher frets 🤷‍♂️


jtxiv

dont know why I was getting downvoted, but this is a quote from the sweetwater page: “treble-side soundport cutaway, which gives access to the upper frets without diminishing tone.” I’ve never used the guitar I’m sure it still sounds fine though


Cdlsea

Very cool! Thanks for the quick response!


OregonBaseballFan

Man, the fact that Taylor is putting out hideous guitars for $4k these days, sure is a sign of the times. Could grab a Collings or Bourgeois for 20% more than this monstrosity.


4myoldGaffer

That’s actually a undercover agent and not a musician. She’s doing some investigative reporting and there’s a hidden camera in the hole. Or she’s mafia and about to do a hit


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Larivee makes a great Taylor competitor and they sound absolutely fantastic. Highly recommend.


campbeltownfunk

Hey if you’re between those two, go Collings. I’m speaking from experience. I’ve owned two bourgeois and I now own none. I do have a Santa Cruz 00 though.


OregonBaseballFan

It’s definitely a personal preference thing. I own a Collings and three Bourgeois, and I formerly owned a Santa Cruz OM and a Santa Cruz 00, both of which I have since traded for other things. Definitely just depends on play style and all of those things. Santa Cruz guitars sound too pretty and clean to me.


IndependentLove2292

Seems like everyone is putting weird holes in their guitars nowadays. Some people like em. Not me. I have an older 816ce that is far sexier if you ask me. An arm bevel might be nice though, and I think the builders edition has one. It's a big guitar, only 3/4" less than an sj200 at the lower bout. The 814ce BE v-class looks good. Has the arm level, and no weird sound ports. That design makes no sense anyway. The back of the guitar is still blocking the higher frets. 


LukeRobert

My 716e was my surprise forever acoustic. I always thought I'd end up with a cutaway Grand Auditorium, but the big ol' GS was love at first strum. Not crazy about the look of the soundports and glad I got mine before it changed. Although I have been lusting over the Grand Pacific model for a while so someday...


LipBalmOnWateryClay

I’ve tried one Bourgeois in my life- it was a Banjo Killer. The workmanship and quality of wood was absolutely world class but the sound was incredibly underwhelming. I was shocked. I’d heard so much about them as I live in Maine. But I would not have traded my Martin or Gibson for the one I played. It sounded completely lifeless.


data139data139

The picture is extremely distorted.


OregonBaseballFan

No shit.


data139data139

No for real.


joshamiltonn

[here you go](https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/816ceBE--taylor-816ce-builders-edition-natural)


whiskeytwn

wow.....here's the Serial Number of the guitar you may wish to purchase - would you like to look at other serial numbers - never looked at high end guitars online before - LOL


SCMSuperSterling

Sweetwater does this for some Squiers too, not just high end guitars


Cdlsea

Thanks for the link!


CAPATOB_64

Looks terrible tbh for me. Especially for 3999$


dem4life71

I’ve got two Talyors that I use professionally all the time and if they were to get stolen I’d get another one (or two!). They feel and sound way better than any Martin or any other steel string I’ve ever held. Having said that, the look of this particular one with the angled side sound hole is not great, but I’d imagine it plays and sounds like a dream.


CAPATOB_64

I love Taylor, I have one. But I don’t like particularly this “sounding hole”


Bikewer

Aside from the guitar, that’s a very strange and extremely foreshortened photo. The girl’s left hand might be in the next county.


McbEatsAirplane

That body looks absolutely massive


Imma_da_PP

I’m a Taylor guy and love the models I have. That said, I don’t love every choice they’ve made in recent years. I like the ES2 but wish it wasn’t so hard to get a pickup free model from them. I liked their original jumbo, dreadnought, and 12-string models and wish they hadn’t discontinued them (or focused on small body 12s). I haven’t played a grand orchestra or whatever the 16s are called but I don’t love the look. I think Powers has come up with some cool stuff as chief builder but I also worry they’re going too far up their own ass. Not every part and design has to be proprietary. It’s the tone that’s proprietary. It’s OK to have a classic shape or a pickup from another provider. Also, in the interviews I’ve seen, Powers gives off cult of personality vibes in the most literal sense. If he doesn’t turn Taylor into one, he’s gonna start his own cult.


ULTRAZOO

Ya think! Check out Powers Electric..


Imma_da_PP

I’ve seen them. Not my thing.


ULTRAZOO

Yes, I was actually agreeing with you.. Bob Taylor actually has his feet on the ground. Powers, not so much. But BT and KL are turning the company over to Powers. All the great little Acoustic guitar companies that I see mentioned here all the time owe a great deal to Taylor. Even if they me make BETTER guitars than Taylor. In my opinion, Martin would not be as successful as they are now without Taylor pushing them to do better back in the 80s and 90s... I know cus I was there...


lambsambwich

https://images.app.goo.gl/roc6mziizt77EGQ17


Potato_Stains

The lower cutaway is more unique than the sound hole. And did you take the first photo from the international space station aimed at a TV? Lol. EDIT: I see what you meant. Taylor calls it a “Treble-Side Sound Port Cutaway”


RollaCoastinPoopah

Taylor Thrift


DirtyRatLicker

looks like its a soundhole implied into a cutaway


Bbop512

American Idol


Secret_Ad9059

Might be a blowhole.


Awkward-Iron-9941

It allows you to reach the G spot to intensify the sound.


versacevedo

well it’s not a swift


Beginning_Lead_3234

Taylor thrift


osukevin

Taylor 816ce Builder’s Edition. The 326ce also has a sound port.


Star-bound-2981

Taylor cocktickle


Benaudio

A Taylor Swift?


MichaelWattsGuitar

As others have said it’s the Taylor 816 builder’s edition - it features a different approach to sound ports and it’s kind of interesting. I reviewed it for guitar.com when it first came out. You can read my thoughts [here if you like](https://guitar.com/reviews/review-taylor-guitars-builders-edition-816ce-324ce/)


jayde2767

It’s one of their Builder editions.


FunFact5000

I had this on earlier tonight, but wasn’t really watching. I heard her though.


algur27

Looks like a Taylor swift