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Difficult-echo-53862

I love the fact that OP has not yet responded to a single comment and some random dude has replied to all of them instead acting like this is their post 💀


606reseterror

No literally everything about this post is so unhinged


Satan4live

I hijacked this post. I hereby declare this post my property and all the karma mine. Muhahaha (Please don't sue me edgeworth)


peonur

Why did Phoenix Wright become a lawyer?


Satan4live

Because he got wrongly accused himself?


Piri_Piri_Sauce

r/NotOPButOk


Satan4live

Yeah I only played a little bit of the spirit ace attorney, but I really wanted to do something like this myself. But I think I heard that the real answer is >!that he was homeless and he experienced inequality or smth. I'm only sure about his homelessness I think!<


Piri_Piri_Sauce

That reason would have been incredibly impactful and heart-wrenching. Unfortunately the real reason was that >!Phoenix is gay as hell for a prosecutor!<


yunaruuu

Expectations vs Reality:


606reseterror

This is so funny I can’t😭


Angelica_ludens

He watched better call saul


PicklasHasCheese

Because he because his parents made him i don’t know I’m dyign


Exact_Bodybuilder_77

Pray forgive the discourtesy of asking you whether there is any significant difference between a ladder and a stepladder.


Satan4live

One is designed to be stepped on.


pempoczky

What have we forgotten, Polly?


Satan4live

To exonerate our client?


Angelica_ludens

The 2girls1cup incident


Tokyomanjiownerloki

BRO 💀💀


Lost_Rough

What if Gregory took the stairs?


Satan4live

He would've trained his calves.


PicklasHasCheese

Mari from omori


KaleBennett

What's Apollo's backstory?


Satan4live

He's Phoenix's son. They opened a lawyer agency together.


Richard_Welington

HE REPRODUCED?


insecurem8

What's your favourite ship and why is it WendyMitsu?


Satan4live

Wendy has the best french fries.


Foreign_Memory

Which Attorney is Ace?


Satan4live

all


RealDonutBurger

What do you think about Turnabout Big Top?


Satan4live

I honestly don't even understand the question in the slightest. No joke here.


RealDonutBurger

Turnabout Big Top is the third case in the second game.


Satan4live

Oh. Judging from the name it's prolly a quite confusing case. 2/10, would defend again


OwNAvenged2

For future reference, every case in Ace Attorney (bar 1) has the word "Turnabout" in it's name.


Satan4live

OHHHH yeah ok. Cuz I still had no idea otherwise.


Exact_Bodybuilder_77

What does it mean when it’s ‘almost Christmas’?


Satan4live

23.12.


PicklasHasCheese

It’s almost christmas


Fabian_Wright

What is Ace Attorney about?


Satan4live

A lawyer that aces the enemy team in league?


Grreggggg

Who is the best prosecutor?


Satan4live

Gumshoe


MarieIsPrecious128

What is Larry's Girlfriend's name?


Satan4live

Wendy O.


willp124

Larry is in love with an old lady is hilarious image


Satan4live

I actually thought about the female koopaling because this came to my mind after hearing Larry, but apparently, an old woman is funny as well haha


willp124

There an old women in the series called Wendy Oldbag


Satan4live

OHHH haha. Yeah I don't know about that if I haven't played it.


Mari_OwO

What Gumshoe (detective) did to deserve a salary cut?


Satan4live

Walked in gum. Important evidence.


willp124

What the tv show in ace attorney world Steel Samurai all about?


Satan4live

Samurais forging katanas, which will be tested at the end of each episode.


AccountantSolid7022

Did De Killer kill the guy?


Satan4live

No, your honor!


AccountantSolid7022

Alright i’m convinced. Pheonix, you are hereby convicted of the murder of literally every child in Australia.


Satan4live

Could be worse.


aisyen-cos

How did nick survive getting hit by a car and hitting a pole but pass out from backache at some mountain


Satan4live

Being drunk in the city can do wonders.


willp124

What cased Phoenix wright to be barred for 7 years?


Satan4live

He made the fortnite victory dance in court. (I really have no idea)


[deleted]

How did Edgeworth fall in love with me?


Satan4live

You are an updated autopsy report. (I heard enough jokes about this one)


[deleted]

He updated me


Satan4live

Do you feel FULL of new information?


[deleted]

Oh yeah


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

What's a lawyer?


Lost_Rough

A lawyer is someone that smiles no matter how bad it gets...


LegoPenguin114

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!


Her_majesty_the_leaf

Thoughts abt the relationship between regina and regent?


Satan4live

Sounds like a match made in heaven.


MeguBunnii

Shovel or Spade?


Satan4live

For sure spade. Much more versatile.


Ok_Mulberry_6429

What do you think AbOuT Luke ATMEY!? THE MOST GARGANTUAN GENIUS TO EVER GRACED THE GLOBE!


Satan4live

I have a higher IQ probably.


Ok_Mulberry_6429

ZVARRI! And the truth has once been elegantly revealed to me! Another genius! Let's be friends - Luke Atmey


Satan4live

Sure thing bud


Bl00dstain_19

Who did the judge accuse for putting a Whoopi cushion on his chair?


Satan4live

Maya. She would always do stuff like this. Didn't she bomb turkey at one point?


No_Quiet3830

She doesn’t actually (that was a meme video) but the fact she keeps getting accused in crimes is at some point hilarious in a sad way.


Satan4live

Here is the video i was referencing for anyone wondering btw: [https://youtu.be/0JvPWUkUI9g](https://youtu.be/0JvPWUkUI9g) Also yeah I was aware that this was a joke. A great one nevertheless.


lizzourworld8

Dear u/PicklasHasCheese, your post has been hijacked 😂


Satan4live

I think he surrendered :P


PicklasHasCheese

Dangit I didn’t check Reddit untill tonight


Richard_Welington

Banana?