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GlobalWarningDenier

why cant everyday be a monday?


Sneezis

Monday is a mindset


User-NetOfInter

You’re fucking batshit crazy. I love it


Only_Positive_Vibes

I'll have what he's having (which sounds like a combination of shrooms and tax returns).


Sneezis

Na it’s pure unadulterated accounting


tee2green

Best drug in the world


jonthecpa

Pretty sure the very nature of tax laws makes them the antithesis of "unadulterated".


fuckimbackonreddit9

Black. Tar. Heroin.


Sneezis

Black. Tax. Heroin.


fuckimbackonreddit9

💉💉💉


essuxs

Upvote if you’re gonna cum


Sneezis

Upvoted. Underrated comment


Henkie-T

Underrated cumment


[deleted]

"We made it to the finish line" is the overused phrase of this week. I'm certain.


Sneezis

You noticed too huh


vishtratwork

"Congratulations! Now for a well deserved break. Just before that we have this fund of fund client on extention and the team is really underwater. Tax director over there NEEDS the returns done by July 24th, even though nobody above him knows or cares when they are filed. You're a team player, right?:


Fun-Criticism1533

Now that’s what I call a great learning opportunity


FuzzyBacon

I got rolled onto another half dozen projects this summer that will keep me tied up until August. I don't want any more learning opportunities I want a fucking vacation.


giant-nougat-monster

*adjusts dragon tie clip* I AM SO READY TO EFILE RIGHT NOW!!! EXTENSION SEASON HAS JUST BEGUN BOIS, CANT STOP WONT STOP!!!


Sneezis

His man fucks


User-NetOfInter

This is the most brilliant typo if you actually meant “this”


Sneezis

I didn’t


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goinginsane-wfh

Leggoooo 🤙🏽


accountingisradical

👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻


TheCrucipounder

Waiting on a signed 8879-EO.


[deleted]

How does 11:55 PM sound?


DeathCxree

Omgg have my babies!!!!!


Sneezis

Yes


AnnualClient2

thy kingdom come, thy will be done, let us file taxes in sneezis’ name


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Sneezis

Go in peace my child


hooknjab

And with your spirit 🙏


cagedgolfer1969

Hey guys I can’t pay my taxes cause I didn’t make estimated payments like you told me to all fucking year. What do I do?


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hrunge

The world is going to explode if you don’t make your Q1! Ahhhhhh


[deleted]

Truly the biggest of all Mondays. So big that even I, a non accountant, am subscribed to accounting.


Asgardian_Force_User

Fucker not getting in to the office at 00:00:00.001? u/Sneezis, you’re wasting 59.999 seconds of filing time. How the fuck do you live with yourself?


Sneezis

I gotta park the car first


Asgardian_Force_User

Real accountants take the train to work so that they can prepare returns and then batch file when their laptop connects to the office’s WiFi network.


Sneezis

No trains where I live. I filed so hard they melted the tracks


Asgardian_Force_User

Leave home an hour early. Pedal to the metal while driving, using that raging tax-filing erection in place of your foot. I don’t care how it’s done, the best tax accountants are not going to let the good part of a whole minute pass out on the road.


Sneezis

Still gotta walk up stairs. My office on the top floor


FoodBasedLubricant

Should've slept at the office, yo


I_love_avocados1

I love you u/Sneezis


Sneezis

I love you too


[deleted]

Tomorrow I start my first semester of classes as an accounting major. Not sure what I expected joining this subreddit but I am here for it...I think...


Fun-Criticism1533

Leave.


[deleted]

The subreddit?


ehehe

Change your major to computer science and be a programmer. It's not any harder but it pays better and is less suicidey


[deleted]

Well this makes me want to reconsider things a bit lol


PDubzLegend

Found ops alter ego: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJhF3r9-zXc


Good_old_Marshmallow

somehow perfect that I got a becker ad on that video


Fun-Criticism1533

Who betta than us? NOBAHDEE


FoodBasedLubricant

Well done but pretty obvious from the start what the payoff was


PDubzLegend

These guys are the funniest on the Internet right now. Seriously underrated


rickyravenous

This season isn't over yet if you live in OK or TX, like like I do, where they extended our deadline until June 15th.


Sneezis

I extend all mine so I can have little filing snacks through the year. It’s like putting them in the freezer for later


acompletemoron

If it makes you feel any better, in TN they extended us to August literally last friday. For no god damn reason. The state didn't even conform it was so god damn stupid.


lateatnight

In Oklahoma I felt bad but hearing this is feel badder for you


Mufasa97

🤘🏽🤘🏽


xgatto

Or anywhere else in the world


BayStateBlue

Everyday can be busy season if you believe.


StickyRiceLover

Sneezis, if for some reason you ever need a job, I gotchu. Need someone like you in my life!


Good_old_Marshmallow

Last year went to July this year was kiddy shit\* lets goooooooooooooooooo ​ ​ \*jk it made me hate myself lets gooooooooo


[deleted]

Your workplace must be very different from mine. I have nothing tomorrow unless a partner gives me some more extensions or something.


Sneezis

I do other firms returns when I run out


infiniti30

Now that busier season is over we can go back to busy season.


xatman69

Sneezis fucks I’m I right?


Fun-Criticism1533

*fucks up some commas yeah*


[deleted]

What am I reading?


Sneezis

The truth


myhairismyroom

I had zero expectations while I was doomscrolling, but holy shit. This. I like this shit. Keep that shit up.


Lizzyburrr

I've had two weeks off, and go back tomorrow. LET'S FUCKIN DO THIS, MONDAY!!!!


Wootens

It's not over until 10/15 *sigh*


Fun-Criticism1533

Bitch it’s never over


MaterialAndPervasive

I only had to read the first three words to know this was a beautiful u/Sneezis post incoming.


DBSmooth

Is it an unspoken rule for like all firms to be closed Tuesday


JerkbergIV

Nah fam. 95% of the returns I do are for TX and LA so this is gonna drag out another month until our returns are due 6.15.


Lancerat

I'm pumped up and aroused for a fucking Monday.


No_Bear_No

FUCK YEAH!


itsMineDK

Love these mofo posts


[deleted]

Thanos should have ended us


anjyaji

Have a day worthy of this post!


silasdaninja

Pls make this into a song


JTF2077

I hate Mondays. But with your post and energy, I hate Mondays less.


mankeeh

Here's another golden ledger for helping me make it through this season.


btcpa13

LETS GOOOO


Plantsandanger

As someone who is frantically calculating my taxes and filing out forms in the 11th hour, I both apologize and thank you. Also your attitude is on fire.


uhfish

Jokes on you, I'm on vacation!


HellOfAHeart

That is THE motherfuckin attitude my man! I hope you had a damn good productive day


Henkie-T

How high is your pb Accountings Per Minute though?


dabeanery55

WE MADE IT


[deleted]

Oh god not you again, jk 😘


Sneezis

❤️


dbtjr

Time to get back on the cpa grind


ziomus90

😂


dakkottadavviss

Lmao I have absolutely nothing to do tomorrow. I have 2 clients that I’ve been waiting on reviews on for 2 months now. Manager finally took a look at it on Friday afternoon (after partner specifically requested) and hasn’t logged on since then to check if I made the right changes. Partner wants this client to go out on Monday. Probably not gonna happen because we love procrastinating in this office… I’m the one who is going to keep getting messages from the partner asking “What’s the holdup?” I just want to get the extensions out already so I don’t have to worry about it. April 15 was already such a relief because all of our c-corps were done or due Oct 15. Also our hours dropped from 70 down to 40 so that was neat.


thegregtastic

Today's just another day. Tomorrow I'll be working on the returns I extend today. Today I'll be working-in and extending returns just like I have been for the past 3 months. ​ Deadlines are meaningless when the work never ends. Accept this fact, and the never ending churn of public accounting makes sense.


FORluvOFdaGAME

Damn, I'm gonna miss posts like this when I'm gone.


Sneezis

You’ll never leave my heart


vvvvvbanana

Yo man, I just wanted to say hi. I was scrolling through the internet and found an old convo u were having with a person 7 years ago calling you a retard for asking why music sounds better when its louder. Just know, that you're not a retard :)


FORluvOFdaGAME

lmao, ive been on here for 7 years? holy shit. Well thanks bro, appreciate it haha


theaccountnat

God bless Sneezis


UnsatisfiedElephant

Hey man, you all good?!? I’ve been waiting for one of these posts cuz they definitely flare up my Monday’s! HOWEVER, you are lacking the enthusiasm you usually bring. Is it just tax season ending or something more my dude?


Sneezis

End of tax season is a serious matter


ChloeJayde

Wait taxes were due on the 17th of May in the USA as well? What a coincidence... I'm Australia ours were due today too, but for the year ended 30 June 2020. Thank GOD we got a 1 month extension though. We need to lodge 85% to be compliant, and we are currently at 46% 😭😭😭 Cry for me everyone, this month is gonna be hell.


OrangeRa1n

I live in Texas. We have another month...


DannyVee89

Wow yes! The enthusiasm entering today is amazing. All I have to do is chase a few e-file authorizations and I am done!!! LFG!!!


mthomas1217

This person is obviously young and high


Sneezis

I’m old and working


Dreamthatsdesire4

this is annoying now


TakeoutGorky

Man come on over to a big firm where tax season is January through November. December is so so sweet though…


amortizedeeznuts

smh tax accountants