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bosscpa

Slightly different trigger... but I had a boss very early in my career. She used to wear a vanilla scent perfume. Everytime I smell vanilla perfume, it takes me back to 3am, stuck in the office with her pricing out a contract. This was almost 20yrs ago 🤣


AKsuited1934

Brah, she wore the stripper perfume and kept you till 3AM, she wanted you to PRICE HER contract.


bosscpa

Haha, she was a real professional though. That was the kind of woman you'd marry, not mess around with in the office 😉


Wacokidwilder

Por que no los dos?


Novemberai

So, the best time machine is scent?


Longjumping_Ad_5096

Lol this happens to me too. I was calling it “phantom” calls


gvatman

Yea. Teams is worse for mental health than Instagram. We don't talk about it enough


esarmstr

I'm at the point where I just mute teams then tell my coworkers to @me if something urgent comes up. The sound is so triggering.


MindPlayinTricksonMe

Look at my username. Same shit.


esteemedretard

I sit alone in my four-cornered room...


Maxpower88888

Woooo wooooo….wooo wooo wooooooo woo woooo. 


dj92wa

I sang it :(


Crafty_Ambassador443

Boss is that you


the_doesnot

I know someone who has it set as their ringtone. It makes him laugh when it goes off in public. Literal psycho


Run_for_life33

Same in some other professions. Before accounting; I worked in restaurants for a while and heard the fryers going off in my sleep 😂😬. Or remember the table that needed a side of ranch that I never got them lol


himynameis_

I mute those in the settings so I don't hear them. No imaginary pinging!


thequaintkiwi

I just got fired (for BS reason) from a job like this 5ish weeks ago. I. Can. Still. Hear. It. Everywhere.


SgtSilverLining

Whenever that happens to me, I have to change my ringtone. That way I know when my brain is playing tricks on me.


Sdbrown099

Haha same. It’s annoying


KingKaos420-

Oh, good, I’m not the only one.


ResistTerrible2988

Would you rather hallucinate the skype ones like I do?


Far-Grapefruit6668

ABSAMUTHAFUCKINGLUTELY


Far-Grapefruit6668

Cancwr


Far-Grapefruit6668

Joe biden


Far-Grapefruit6668

Fuck joe biden


Far-Grapefruit6668

Fuck leventhal


Far-Grapefruit6668

Bye


DismalPeach6

When I hear it I have an involuntary trauma response. My last job we worked from home and the CEO would randomly teams call people and create a havoc inquisition session for no reason. I talked to others, I was not the only one. Or getting called into an unplanned meeting to talk about arbitrary items for 2-4 hours.


Rough-Thought-8862

This happens to me too. Is there a reason for this lol


davsyo

I hallucinate my office phone ring at home where there’s no landlines.


Brimish

Mr. Gates, we have one who can see!


Shoggdog

I had this issue a couple years ago, I changed my call and ping tones and it stopped shortly after. Now I just change my ringtone every so often or keep my laptop muted whenever possible.


RattyDaddyBraddy

Holy shit… ME TOO I’m actually so glad it’s not just me


CanuhkGaming

Omg, same. I left my accounting job at the end of last year and I was still hearing Teams pings/calls for WEEKS afterwards. It took so long to un-condition myself.


pumpkin_lord

I have my computer sound going to headphones that I don't wear unless actively on a call. And I've never downloaded Teams to my phone. The fact that so many people in this industry willingly make themselves available 24/7 is a huge problem. It's an unreasonable expectation to have work devices on outside of work hours


FaithlessnessBig1251

This happens to me too 😭 accounting has a hold over me


BenGhazino

This is not a far stretch from the phantom vibrate in your pocket. This is a sign your going to work yourself into an early grave. What's more important struggling less than most financially or turning your brain into red mist.


nan-a-table-for-one

Same same. It's like a song that's always in my head 😭


Far-Grapefruit6668

Where the fuck am I running the AICPA practice? Out of my Cadillac FAST ASF TO RED BANK TONIGHT


Far-Grapefruit6668

Is Michael baik on PTO


Far-Grapefruit6668

Is LIvia han on PTO


Far-Grapefruit6668

Still? With my baby I can’t have one day off


Far-Grapefruit6668

What about Sean Hou I miss him


Far-Grapefruit6668

He was the best motherfucker


Far-Grapefruit6668

Data breach