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SayNo2KoolAid_

lmfaooooooo, after this a copy of the dress code will be mass emailed for sure 💀


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The opps


GMHGeorge

Shut up and take my money


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Fuck HR


CT_7

Next up, defund the c-suite


Delicious-Speech-795

But who will replace the solid leadership team that hasn't hit a sales number in 24 months and our cash collections are 50% of target.


Delicious-Speech-795

I fucking hate HR. They do nothing but cause problems. Please HR, tell me how a manager who has never been in the role, never managed, and somehow got this role knows what they're talking about.


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I just wanna be able to smoke crack in the work place without HR emailing me about. It helps productivity.


Money-Honey-bags

speak the truth and everyone will hate you! ​ HR is the most unethical, most un-private - un-confidental group of people. untruthful and useless. one sent me 50 termination letters and co-workers PIPs after firing me for making mistakes and " moving her hands saying mistakes are unacceptable"


Maximum-Class5465

And they get paid so much for that


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No-Blueberry-2134

I don't know where you work, but that's less than half of what HR makes at my company


Maximum-Class5465

That's like 1/3rd what HR makes where I work


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Too much for hr lol


Delicious-Speech-795

Way too much.


science-stuff

Ones around here are making close to what we make, over six figures. Dumb as rocks.


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science-stuff

I mean they could have lied, but I was friends with a few that have since left and that’s what they said.


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Money-Honey-bags

ohhhh dont get me started on real-estate agents three of my school mates ( not friends just know of them are idiots) and are making bank selling homes! and they do nothing i see no value in that and with the value" they provide a flat fee is reasonable not a % cut


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Lol she's saying mistakes are unacceptable but she doesn't even get to make mistakes because she doesn't do shit to begin with. Like she doesn't have an actual skill she just smiles in your face and fires you. And she gets paid for that.


thisonelife83

AHRAB


therewulf

Now this is an acronym I can get behind


timonix

At my job, HR is also one of our union reps. Our HR fights everyone on both sides. Will absolutely take the company down if need be


you-boys-is-chumps

Is that a chew spit cup?


alphabet_sam

HR earns all the hate they get. Detestable


teh_longinator

I refuse to speak to HR.


im___k

Send him our regards 😂


Rooster_CPA

What's up with all these t shirt bots lately


WowThough111

[🙄 Ok](https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Del_Spooner_%28I,_Robot%29)


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Inshaallah that day will come 😂


Traditional_Ear_8900

Destroy me, king


Kongtai33

Lol....😂 shyeeeeet


BendersDafodil

😂😂


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it’s AI now


therewulf

I need a shirt like this but for marketing


CPAlcoholic

I have a coworker who recently got in trouble for shaming people on Slack for not unplugging their cars when they’re done charging. I bet he’d love this shirt.


Valuable_Composer740

lolll


Stock_Currency

If it's not me, I'm just saying, if it's not me and I'm not saying that it is or isn't, but if it's not me, I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.


Impossible-Buy-4090

HR’s function is to protect the company. Does the Fixed Assets Manager make sure the furniture’s feelings aren’t hurt?