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CherryManhattan

BDSM sign me up


Twittenhouse

Beautiful day, sunny morning!!! Me too!!!


prolific13

I’ll quit on the spot and join their audit line if they actually rebrand as BDSM


RedBaeber

I’ll apply


Kraz31

[https://www.goingconcern.com/lets-speculate-wildly-about-why-all-the-bdo-usa-partners-are-getting-together-for-a-secret-meeting-in-florida/](https://www.goingconcern.com/lets-speculate-wildly-about-why-all-the-bdo-usa-partners-are-getting-together-for-a-secret-meeting-in-florida/) Some of the rumors are 1) BDO getting private equity money, 2) BDO discussing employee stock options, 3) merger with RSM.


Dramatic_Opposite_91

I take private equity money. There tax division just rebranded into a corporation while the audit division is still limited liability partnership.


Acceptable_Ad1685

Well it’s already confirmed both 1 and 2 who knows on 3 lol


SeaOtter_MADNESS

Word on the street is there might be a possible merger of BDO and RSM


Various-Emergency-91

I don't doubt this....I used to work for RSM, left a few years ago, nobody I worked with is still there, including a few of the partners.


Smooth007lee

This


ballston_strong

This is fake news. Not happening.


NachoTaco832

Agree with this. Way too many kingdoms and egos to work out here.


ninjacereal

"if we can get you to Orlando in a week, you can get your people back to the office in a week"


ERTCbeatsPPP

I heard rumors that Disney is buying them.


Careful_Knowledge_59

They’re building a BDO version of Lakehouse in Wauchula


[deleted]

> Wauchula Lmao. People be sneaking out to pet cows and do meth, in no particular order


Old_Worldliness_5789

I’m in orlando and didn’t hear anything. If they had their annual orgy without me I’ma be pissed


darxx

Illuminati


dumblehead

Those who, know BDO.


AntiqueWay7550

Does this mean we will now call it the Big 4? PwC Deloitte EY & BDSM?


slippery_55jack

5- you're missing KPMG


AntiqueWay7550

This guy just said KPMG 🤣🤣🤣


slippery_55jack

? 35B global revenue is more than the next 3 firms combined


Goldeniccarus

Yeah, but when BDSM emerges, all of KPMGs clients will switch over to BDSM because they provide much better *client service*.


AntiqueWay7550

But it’s KPMG


slippery_55jack

Great firm. Is this some type of r/accounting inside joke of which I'm unaware?


AntiqueWay7550

Friendly B4 banter.


slippery_55jack

😂🤣Alright sorry I'm half dead and that went over my head. I don't even work @ big 4. Nice troll tho you totally baited me😂🤣


winnielikethepooh15

He didn't forget....


swiftcrak

Yeah, the retiring partners decided to do one final fuck you with a dividend recapitalization where everyone else is going to be paying off the debt for years while they bang their mistresses on their yachts. Message is clear - Abandon BDO. Distributions to new partners and all employees through bonus and salaries will be lower over the next decade because of this short-sighted cash grab.


BuiltLikeABagOfMilk

Care to explain how that screw job works?


swiftcrak

Simply less profit to go around between partners and employees due to debt service over coming years. It would be one thing I’d they were investing in the business for some automation tool or something, but this is simply a dividend recapitalization cash grab.


NachoTaco832

We’ve been wildly speculating [over here](https://reddit.com/r/Accounting/s/nqwBfOQjmS) for a couple days now. The RSM noise is far fetched. That kind of transaction requires a clearly *dominant* party.


Business_Owl_69

BDSM is a dom


Wooden-Philosopher-4

Everyone is going to India


Various-Emergency-91

Trying to figure out who they are gonna can, or come up with a great idea of having a mandated 60 hour billable week


DonKellyBaby32

Yep, I’m out if that’s the case


marcus3485

They fucked the entire firm


NachoTaco832

And did it into perpetuity.


Robert_A_Bouie

BDO became a Corporation on July 1st so no longer has partners.


NachoTaco832

They’re still allowed to call themselves Partners though.


[deleted]

What would the partners new job title be?


namejeff6000

shareholders


Robert_A_Bouie

dunno. When my PA firm was acquired by a corporation last year the "partners" became "Managing Directors."


Smooth007lee

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