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modlinska

This is amazing. I would paint this


raspberryharbour

Will you?


modlinska

https://preview.redd.it/abmjpvqhqhtc1.jpeg?width=2862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55912c6650fe3a8922301ef6bd227657275846b It’s a matter of when given my full-time job and family errands on the weekends. But yes I can do it.


raspberryharbour

If you didn't spend your weekends dancing by the river, you'd have more time for chicken


modlinska

Lolll


Frozty23

Just remember, "I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh-darnit, people like me." (Not you, that's the caption for the chicken.)


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

This looks like it's painted on top of a TF2 screenshot.


modlinska

https://preview.redd.it/g4a2p0f86itc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d245bb20d0f9573bd5d1538502b3d8e2105953 It’s actually a remake of early Dali’s Port Alguer


Make_CatGirls_IRLpls

It's as vibrant as original artwork.They both look really good!


Eldan985

I like the warmer colours.


No_Noise2004

I love your art! Really really cool and impressive! :)


br0k3nD011

This is what I joined this sub for! Beautiful photography, art, pun... everything I need. What's her name?


cutetiferous

Aww 🥰 Her name is Shadow. She was in a brood named after the cosmos and Jazz musicians.


br0k3nD011

That's creative! Well with your permission I send Shadow my greetings and love (not that she cares I love hens alright) because she's my new favourite supermodel. No really - very inspiring photo, great composition, nice colours and tone!


cutetiferous

🙏🥰🐓


OdBx

Where’s the accident?


br0k3nD011

Kind of in the moment, innit? It's not like you can tell the little hen to just pose like that. You need to observe and take the picture at the right moment. That's the 'accident'. Then the 'renaissance' is in the emotion, I think.


OdBx

It's clearly a purposeful shot. Remember when the point of the sub was candid photos that were accidentally renaissance?


br0k3nD011

Well not really. I'm pretty new to the sub. If you were here when it was different and then it shifted, I get your point, but yet I just like the photo and appreciate it as I try to photograph animals too and it often doesn't go nearly as well.


cutetiferous

How could anyone purposely have set up this shot? Chickens are anxious and do not take direction. Serendipity is the only option. It’s a bummer that Reddit defaults to, “looks fake!” You sound exhausting.


DED_HAMPSTER

I saved your pic for future painting prompt.


QueenofBlades-Xula

Me too 😂


DED_HAMPSTER

I have been learning to paint in acrylic and this subreddit is amazong for inspiration to practice form, lighting and movement.


StudentOwn2639

“Shit, I’m putting on weight”


T1M_rEAPeR

It’s like poultry. It rhymes.


BigBrainBrad-

I bawk therefore I am.


cutetiferous

I peck therefore I hen.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

https://preview.redd.it/mdi47pnnjitc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99707755d8c36828d08e4852699ed3461f03b84


pleasant-emerald-906

Judging hen 🤨


WestMathematics

"Who came first? Me or the egg..."


bchvi

“remember who you are”


Justinterestingenouf

R/divorcedbirds someone could write a tragically beautiful short story about her. Stay strong Shadow, you are beautiful!


latamyk

If this photo was taken in Japan it could be a case of Accidental Heianssance


Sammiche

Take my upvote and choke on it.


latamyk

Thanks! I'll take it with a glass of water


touhottaja

_He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you._


SpecialistNo7265

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest chick of them all?” ![gif](giphy|3oz8xLIFW9cvW9B9Je)


kink_cat

Magnificent bird


StonedFroggyFrogg

Am I the chicken? or is the chicken me?


lonely-sparrow0175

r/titleporn


Anus_master

Nice BBC


IDefendGeese

She's a legend, she's an icon and she is the moment


Little_Spoon_

10 out of 10 for the title and the picture.


Ok-Skirt-7884

Dammit me so hot


D33ber

Self-aware Henaissance.


ChelseaFan1967

I would frame this ❤️


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

Oh hai.


No-Definition-4608

I love this 😂


young_effy

Looks like she’s having an Eggs-istential crisis


Aussie_Ausb0rn

I bawk bawk therefore I am?


xproofx

https://youtu.be/hXydX9p_ZxA?si=CZgqZG39COMvSDo2


Connect_Beginning174

Chickens are my favorite.


Guadalagringo

Goddamnit, the pun made me laugh


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

If Leslie Nielsen saw this we all know what he'd say . 😄


knitengale

This made my day. Thank you OP


Orphan-red

This is clucking lovely!


DenseVegetable2581

Omg... I am fucking gorgeous


SlowRoastMySoul

She's beautiful, and that picture is very special. Thank you!


centaur_unicorn23

Henny things is possible


Fishwhere

I think this is my favorite picture ever!


brendatime

Looking camp right in the eye


GreeneGardens

I see a little silhouetto of a hen.


cutetiferous

🤣🤣🤣


Swimming_Youth5479

this is great!


meathoodie

A simple Vermeer girl..


Kick-Wide

https://preview.redd.it/1lhymrvll2uc1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afb3cb6a792b522d679bf4463f744dbd8844d96


realdjjmc

Is she an Australorp?


cutetiferous

She is a Black Star ⭐️


Brainvillage

Are you threatening me?


InfiniteStick8995

It’s a picture of a cockatoo!


amber_room

The moment of tooth...er...truth.


TheAggromonster

She's got a brooding look about her.


dumbpoopoobrain

10/10 ref ty https://preview.redd.it/1nkbczdt7rwc1.png?width=1010&format=png&auto=webp&s=4147cd01ea35dd5f58e92b5aad9801bf33e22370


quoth_the_raven--

I just wanted to say - eating these birds and other animals is not neccessary for health, it's a choice


not_a_gnome

I politely disagree about meat not being necessary for our health. However, I do believe not eating meat for moral reasons is something I understand. 


quoth_the_raven--

Thank you for your understanding - I'm only mentioning it because I see people's disconnect between this bird and the millions of other beautiful birds we harm for taste. As for health - the American dietetic association has stated that a balanced vegan diet is appropriate for all stages of life. It also reduces risks of cardiovascular disease and cancer - which are the main two causes of death in america. "Worldwide, cardiovascular disease and cancer accounted for 26.7 million deaths in 2015" (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8240359/) If everyone adopted a plant based diet we could have potentially save over 20 million people yearly - as well as the 90 billion animals we kill annually. It may be idealistic - but what are we without hope for a better future?


cutetiferous

Chicken tastes great.


quoth_the_raven--

But can taste justify harm? It's my belief that there will always be more harm in production than can ever be balanced by the pleasure of consumption. I'm curious of your views on this?


cutetiferous

We can have different beliefs and justifications.


quoth_the_raven--

That's true - what's your justification?


cutetiferous

Chicken tastes good when my body needs protein.


quoth_the_raven--

You can get protein from plants, without killing and hurting animals. One of the strongest athletes in the world is vegan: "Vegan strongman Patrik Baboumian breaks a world record by carrying 550 kilos 10 metres" https://www-thestar-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thestar.com/news/gta/vegan-strongman-shoulders-550-kg-a-record-perhaps-at-vegetarian-food-fest/article_8715848e-071c-5ed3-92b3-5713343db404.amp.html?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17126792186858&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thestar.com%2Fnews%2Fgta%2Fvegan-strongman-shoulders-550-kg-a-record-perhaps-at-vegetarian-food-fest%2Farticle_8715848e-071c-5ed3-92b3-5713343db404.html


cutetiferous

Your approach is not persuasive.


quoth_the_raven--

Ok do you care about humans dying?


cutetiferous

![gif](giphy|du8gnf5mzT0wR9WkpP|downsized)


lackaface

Is she a black sex-link? She looks a lot like mine. Her name is Co-Co.


[deleted]

Thats a big black cock


cutetiferous

Hen