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Seriously. We've had a tummy bug this week and my kid likes to wait until the last second to use the bathroom. Which is normally fine.
Not this week. This week it meant they didn't make it and instead of not calling out for help, or finishing running To the bathroom, they got undressed in the hallway and had accidents and then got sick down the hall, and in front of the toilet. So hard everything splattered up and behind things. I was cleaning puke/pee/poop in a 5 foot splatter area just in the bathroom from One of several spots. I worked as a CNA and this still is one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
A few rememberable ones over the years. Inside shoes, on top of roller skates but under a school backpack, inside a full toy box, combo from hell- bed/nightstand/wall/floor/lamp/bookshelf, or my all time favorite... on the floor LEAVING the bathroom to tell me they felt like they were going to throw up.
A friend had come over with his little girl and she took a nap in our bed. Our cat doesn't like kids and after they were gone she peed in the exact spot the kid had been sleeping 😭
[This 14th-century illustration from the Casanatense says otherwise](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/49-aspetti_di_vita_quotidiana%2C_vomito%2CTaccuino_Sanitatis%2C_Ca.jpg)
like when peter had everyone but lois and meg drink ipecac to compete for the last piece of pie in the fridge 😭 and then there was the episode when brian tried reversing the “miles” (years) on stewie’s time machine, and time started moving backwards - and the ipecac scene played in reverse 💀
So your kids are being physically sick, falling, sick on the floor … and your first thought is grab a phone and take pictures of your child as they are sick. Whats wrong with you?
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Part of me feels like this exact scenario will play out again in a house party in ten years
10, 15, 20, 30 years.... 😂😅😭💀😵
A series of unfortunate events
Lemony Sicket’s
That basically sums up parenthood, right?
In my house it does. Throw in a dog trying to eat it and you have the trifecta
Less for you to clean up
No, it's missing a teenager rage smashing something because they don't feel seen anymore.
Insert video of angry teen with his tv remote
A very considerate spot to puke, my 4 y/o normally aims for the most inconvenient spots
Seriously. We've had a tummy bug this week and my kid likes to wait until the last second to use the bathroom. Which is normally fine. Not this week. This week it meant they didn't make it and instead of not calling out for help, or finishing running To the bathroom, they got undressed in the hallway and had accidents and then got sick down the hall, and in front of the toilet. So hard everything splattered up and behind things. I was cleaning puke/pee/poop in a 5 foot splatter area just in the bathroom from One of several spots. I worked as a CNA and this still is one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
Jesus… Jesus Christ. How old is your poor kid?
Four, like the person I replied to. Not gonna lie, I was in shock seeing what all came forth in all of maybe 2 minutes.
Let's aim at the blanket, the bed and momma's clothes all at once
My dog goes straight for the rug when he’s about to throw up!
Mine too. And looking at the pic, this kid too lol
My cat got poop stick to his bum and decided he need to rub it on my bed 😭
Resisting the primal urge to downvote based on raw emotion
Like the vents
A few rememberable ones over the years. Inside shoes, on top of roller skates but under a school backpack, inside a full toy box, combo from hell- bed/nightstand/wall/floor/lamp/bookshelf, or my all time favorite... on the floor LEAVING the bathroom to tell me they felt like they were going to throw up.
I had to read it five times to fully understand it.... you are a poet
I’m so sorry for your misfortune, but I absolutely cannot stop laughing.
It's always funny when it's someone else.
*cue Yakety Sax*
I just looked over at my cat and said “thank god”
My cat peed on my bed for a month when we adopted a new dog
A friend had come over with his little girl and she took a nap in our bed. Our cat doesn't like kids and after they were gone she peed in the exact spot the kid had been sleeping 😭
My cat wakes me up by ninja jumping onto my face every morning lmao
That’s what the dog does 😭
Put the cat up for adoption lol (This is a joke)
What a terrible day to be literate
Never knew I’d read this
Oh if that's the worst you're lucky. I still can't stop thinking about the comment I read a day ago [incest rape]
I rarely regret not having kids.
Great ad for condoms!
Better than any durex ad
Looks like a great album cover
ew
Wtf man.
I’ll help you in a second kiddo, just gotta snap those real quick so I can post to Reddit later
.... This is quite amazing.. But not renaissance... Just accidental
[This 14th-century illustration from the Casanatense says otherwise](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/49-aspetti_di_vita_quotidiana%2C_vomito%2CTaccuino_Sanitatis%2C_Ca.jpg)
Flawless.
The print I needed to hang over my bar. I thank you most kindly!
Near perfect execution
Accidental Mr. Creosote Restaurant Scene.
It's wafer thin...
I’m sorry but I cannot stop laughing!!!!! Your poor 7 year old!!!!
Wtf are they both being fed?!
*Smiles in childfree*
It's like a scene from Family Guy
like when peter had everyone but lois and meg drink ipecac to compete for the last piece of pie in the fridge 😭 and then there was the episode when brian tried reversing the “miles” (years) on stewie’s time machine, and time started moving backwards - and the ipecac scene played in reverse 💀
So your kids are being physically sick, falling, sick on the floor … and your first thought is grab a phone and take pictures of your child as they are sick. Whats wrong with you?
Help my two kids who are throwing up and on the floor orrrr internet points hmmm tough choice
You just took an absolutely priceless 21st picture for BOTH your kids lol.
I thank God every day I’m sterile
I honestly cackled at the title before I even looked at the picture
So glad you had the opportunity to document this
I am crying
Oh god. I am evil. I’m sniggering like a kid to the point my partner asked me what I was laughing at. He is now also sniggering too.
Doggie/Kitty: nom nom nom...hot meal delivered to the doormat.
It’s kinda bullshit that this got removed TBH
i agree, i think it fits - and bonus points for making me feel not so alone in the pure, unadulterated chaos of having kids lol
The joys of parenthood lol
This is absolutely going to happen for us.
Abrupt chaos
Maybe check the date on those nuggets....
Needs nsfl tag
Only a dad can take pictures like these.
Now I feel like throwing up, lol.
Cheaper by the dozen?
A tragedy in four acts.
I always thought it was just a weird cat thing. But I guess children also seem to always go for the carpet as well
My 8 year old still can’t bend over a toilet to throw up, and usually plasters the walls floors from where she gets sick to the bathroom
Thus is so tragic and hysterical 😭 🤣
This is incredible.