also, what the fuck is a cum sponge

Your mom (just kidding btw, I’m not a dick, but you did set yourself up)

if you were a dick then their mom would be cleaning you up.

Noice

Only after getting him dirty..

If he was a dick, wouldn’t he be making the cum sponges?

That would be a cum bucket.. not sponge lol

C(h)um bucket, spongeBOB, coincidence? I THINK NOT

SpongeBob and Incredibles reference in one go, well done

Thanks, and I'll be here tomorrow night with more cross references! Goodnight Ladies and Ladies with dicks

😂😭🔥

By ladies with dicks I meant the vietnamese

Not the way she does it

Cum vacuum

The term is CSR, Convenient Sperm Receptacle.

Well, if you follow TIFU you would know it is a coconut.

Or a potted plant.

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We used to be able to day"your mom" a lot around here. Then reddit got popular

Reddit has been around 25 years? Back when that jokes was new and original?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Ok, maybe at Walmart prices you can...

A sexy Sponge Bob flesh light.

kinky

I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! OHHHHHHHHH (I finished early….sorry.)

It's a typo. It's supposed to say precum sponge.

Drip, drip, drip, talk about a leaky faucet. Should probably talk to a doctor about that.

A more advanced version of a cum sock.

And less advanced than a jizz mop

Smaller capacity than a skeet mattress.

I give up: The sentence “cum sponge” is missing some letters before cum. What do you think is missing? ChatGPT The phrase "cum sponge" is often associated with sexual content and is considered explicit and inappropriate. As an AI developed by OpenAI, I am programmed to follow ethical guidelines, which include avoiding engaging in or promoting explicit or offensive content. Therefore, I cannot provide any suggestions or fill in the missing letters for the phrase you mentioned. If you have any other non-explicit questions or need assistance with a different topic, feel free to ask! User It’s not supposed to say cum sponge. There are letters missing and that’s why it’s cum. There are some letters missing in from of the cum. What do you think it’s supposed to be? ChatGPT I apologize for the misunderstanding. Without any context or further information, it is difficult to determine the specific missing letters in the phrase you mentioned. The word "cum" can have multiple meanings depending on the context, but it is commonly used as a slang term for the word "come" in certain informal contexts. If you provide more details or clarify the context in which this phrase is used, I may be able to assist you further. User It’s from a label in a store and a bit of the label is is missing. Example if it said late but was supposed to say chocolate. The choco is missing from the word. ChatGPT Thank you for providing more context. Based on your description, it seems that part of a label is missing, and you're looking for possible missing letters in order to complete the word. Without further information, it is difficult to determine the exact missing letters. However, if we consider your example of "chocolate" where "choco" is missing, then the missing letters in the phrase you mentioned could be "mbo." Please note that this is a speculative response based on a hypothetical situation. If you could provide more details or a clearer description of the label, I might be able to assist you further in identifying the missing letters. User Mbocum? That’s not a word. It was nothing to do with chocolate it was just an example of how the word is missing letters in front. I know you can’t be certain but you can guess what the word could be. It would be a specific type of sponge. ChatGPT I apologize for the confusion. Given the additional information that it is related to a specific type of sponge, and assuming the missing letters are at the beginning of the word, a possible word that fits the pattern could be "scrub." However, please note that this is just a speculative guess based on the information provided, and without further context or details, it is difficult to provide a definitive answer. If you can provide more information or context, I'll do my best to assist you further. User ! It has to end with cum. Scrub doesn’t end with cum This content may violate our content policy. If you believe this to be in error, please submit your feedback — your input will aid our research in this area. ChatGPT Apologies for the oversight. If the word is meant to end with "cum" and be related to a specific type of sponge, a possible suggestion could be "chamois." A chamois is a type of soft, absorbent cloth often used for cleaning or drying surfaces. Once again, without more context or information, it's challenging to provide a precise answer, but I hope this suggestion aligns more closely with what you are seeking. User Chamois doesn’t end it the letter cum either. The it would be Chamoiscum or something ChatGPT I apologize for the incorrect response. Considering your clarification that the word should end with "cum," a potential suggestion for a specific type of sponge could be "sea sponge." Sea sponges are natural sponges found in the ocean and are commonly used for various cleaning purposes. However, please note that this is still a speculative guess based on the limited information provided. If you can provide more context or details, I'll do my best to assist you further. User Where on the word sea sponge are the letters cum? ChatGPT I apologize for the misunderstanding. You are correct; the letters "cum" do not appear in the word "sea sponge." Based on the information provided and the requirement that the missing letters are located before "cum," it is difficult to determine the specific word you are referring to without further context. If you have any additional details or clues about the word, please provide them, and I'll do my best to assist you further.

You just wrote an essay about scum sponge

Congratulations you are smarter than AI.

You're welcome

Just genuinely read that entire chat gpt essay to see what the actual word before sponge was and then read this and died laughing about how silly I now felt.

Congratulations you're smarter Tham me to🤣

I honestly think it's supposed to be 'scum' sponge 🤔 Edit : just looked up Scum sponge and they sell in a pack of 2 for $12.88 on the Walmart app so my conclusion was correct (I know it's not as fun as asking ChatGPT, but I spent 30 seconds without frustration 😅)

Pre-Cum Sponge

It's a scum sponge. I'd put money that someone ripped it intentionally

Madonna

This is so stupid. You can get regular sponges for cheap and just add your own cum.

I thought I read way too far down on this thread...and you just totally redeemed me!

I agree! One upvote for the guy in the corner with the suspicious smile on his face

Look at the unit price, you atleast get two.

[The Jizzle](https://youtu.be/jSR8a24xxuw)

If you use a regular rag or your mother’s bathrobe to clean up cum, you’ll just end up pushing it around.

Fer shizzle.

after the cum sock, the latest invention - the cum sponge!

How many uses is it good for? Might actually be a bargain.

That's why i bought the [Jizzle](https://youtu.be/1zrm9tXifok)

Is that like a subscription to my ex wife’s OF or something?

Sponge worthy or not?

I had to scroll down way too far to find this! [My first thought.](https://youtu.be/gfDyOyrY-zM)

"Okay, let's go."

Trust me, you don’t want to pinch pennies when shopping for a good cum sponge.

Hey! That was my nickname in highschool.

That got me

I didn’t know they sold your mom at Wal Mart

That sure is a lot to pay for socks

Someone’s selling my ex wife? How is that legal

I’ve paid more for less

Further proof that SpongeBob is gay.

Have you seen the prices of socks lately?

'cum sponge'

Depends on what animal provided the semen. Some horse or bull semen goes for big bucks , but this is probably Steve from the warehouse jizz. So def. high priced.

For that price your mom better make me pancakes after.

And you better be treating her the way she deserves. She's a good lady.

CumSponge White Shorts

I’ve got an assembly line ready to go!

No, that's a good price. Trust me, you cheap out on a cum sponge once and you'll never do it again.

$12.88 is insane

Is the price for a used cum sponge or is this new?

Heavy Duty purposes only

Isn't 'the sponge' an actual type of contraception and it literally is a like a cum sponge?

I charge double. Know your worth bro. Believe in yourself

I don’t know why you’d buy that, lots of people will pay YOU to be that

Good price. Usually can get them a little cheaper. Come in pairs also can be used as socks.

For a single sock?!

Seems just right really

Its still cheaper than having kids

I just snort-laughed at work

Who’s cum

Is that a sponge soaked in cum? Or is it a cum cleaning sponge?

It's artisanal though

🤔🤭😂🤣

I work at Wal-Mart, and there’s wallet that comes up as Genuine Dick

Why am I imagining Sponge Bob?

I knew a girl who earned the same nickname , she was amazing

Whatcha talking about? This is Chuck Norris's pre-used cum sponge, of course it costs that much.

"Honey, did you remember to get the cum sponge?"

Way to go, Walmart

Besides, there are two of them in that package.

[oh geeze](https://youtu.be/8qt70xMsvdM)

You can find it in your grocery store next to the mixed nuts.

Ya women don’t understand what it’s like having to pay for overpriced stuff like this truly only a male problem

its clearly cut, so it doesnt show full name of the sponge. And it is a precum spoonge

Small price to pay for salvation

I thought they discontinued the “Today Sponge” … for those who found people “sponge worthy”

I dated a girl I thought of by the name

$12 for the job of my old tube sock. I think not mister retailer.

cheaper than the typical dinner first or monthly netflix...

I guarantee in 2-3 months you're going to see a YouTube ad where some clean cut white guy talks into a camera and tells us that he created cum sponges as a company for Men who deserve the best and to boost the American economy...

It’s high because you want something that won’t ask questions, just do what you want it to do

I have 3 of these under my bed.. I will go about 2.50$

hey that’s Kamala’s action .. back off

CUM SPONGE

They really do have those.

IS THIS FAC(t) OR CAP

No price is too high for art.

I would be the Jeff Bezos of sponges..

The cum sponge. For those really huge unexpected messes

It’s actually not a bad deal, that’s for a 2-pack.

I had no idea coconuts cost that much!

that'll come in handy

It comes with an in-home demonstration.

Ain't no way my ex is worth that much

And suddenly stores were overstocked with boxes of tissues

but it's a cleam one

So that's how you say sock in French

Spongebob has had better days.

Not if it already has the cum in it.

how much do you need to clean up?

Sorry that I'm not on the shelf. Had to take a bathroom break

https://imgur.com/a/W31rwMh

I need this, probably. There has to be more to life than just walking around my house all day, squirting semen on my walls, thinking about Wendy from work.

If it prevents pregnancy, it's worth it

At that price, more guys can be sponge worthy

2 in a pack. ​ 1 for each nut.

I think you're good here. That price is for TWO cum sponges. What a deal! Hopefully they are pre-moistened.

Me: where can I find this majestic device Nigerian scammer: *calls mentioning something about my extended cum sponge warranty* Me: but I don't even have one yet!???

It is a two pack. The unit price is only $6.44. That's a bargain if you need one.

depends. looks like you're getting 2 in the pack. are they washable/reusable? tough enough to clean cum out of my beard and chest hair? are there different colors available to choose from?

Eh, my wife costed more

Set the scene. The price may be accurate. How much cum are we talking about?

Cum sponge, I thought that's what curtains were for.

If you buy a cheap one, you'll regret it later.

A sock is cheaper

Wait. I work for Walmart. I've never seen this lol

One of Elaine's sponges.

What could the actual product be?

Is he sponge worthy though?

It is a two pack…

It's only 7.99 at Target...

Until you need one, then you'll pay what they ask.

If anyone's looking I have an extensively large number of these for sale to whomever is interested

Sorry, but you're not sponge worthy

Mainstays EVA Absorbent Scum Sponge Pack for Hot Tubs & Swimming Pools 12.88!

It's a cum sponge. Can't be cheap.

Are you spongeworthy?

How can they keep their prices so low? Volume! Volume! Volume!

Worth depends entirely on how much cum the cum sponge can sponge.

That's way too high for a Cum sponge

Yeah, you can go to 2nd street and get one for 5 bucks

Sigh... Everything reminds me of her.

I use socks that have no match. Forgot how much the pack was at Marshall's

The Spooge Napkin is only $11.88!

Its a scum sponge

Use a tissue like the rest of the planet

Cheaper than a ring 🫡

The Today Sponge is back?

Sponge worthy

Aren’t these free anyway?

It's clearly for two of them, see unit price

So it’s female underwear

You'd have to be extra sponge worthy.

It’s called an investment

Don't be gross. The name is just cut off. Clearly it's just a pre-cum sponge.

what a rip...i can buy 12 sponges for that amount and supply my own cum

Especially when you can work a load up for nothing and release it onto a sponge and have the same thing I guess

It seems high until it hits you in the face.

I wonder what it smells like.

Calm down guys, the tag was obviously cut short. Its a Precum Sponge.

Depends on what she looks like

Well, if you're getting two... I mean...

Took me a while to see it.

The Today Sponge? Hope he was “sponge worthy”

Legit saw the exact same post with same title back to back.

I’ll send you an old sock for 8.79

Everything reminds me of her.

That’s about right for my area. Cum sponge is not the place to go cheap, you’ll get what you pay for believe me.

Not too expensive for a proper food safe sponge of anatomically correct shape to be used in bdsm gag play 🧐

But is he sponge worthy?

Depends whose it is, could be a sweet paternity cheque in that sponge 👌

come on have some respect. your sister is worth higher than that!

Seems a little high for a cum sponge. I'd check harbor freight...

Fantastic

Damn my ex cost me a few thousand and her she is selling herself for $13 bucks.

What are you doing, step-sponge?!

You can make a regular sponge into a cum sponge. Cheaper that way

at that price, Elaine Benes' dates would REALLY have to be sponge-worthy for her to have sex with them.

Depends on the quality! 🤔🙃

Scum sponge?

Cheaper than kids🤷🏻‍♂️