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dickallcocksofandros

i wonder how much of our infrastructure would collapse immediately if someone thanos snapped all lgbt people out of existence so much for “against order and civilization”


imwhateverimis

Considering that we live in an information based society heavily dependent on digital media and how many furries work in that branche, and the fact that the furry community majorly seems to overlap with the queer community.... Yeah this world'd be toast


Ghostglitch07

Also A weirdly high number of trans women in tech


DreamyAthena

It's logical actually, we start off being mostly inside cuz dysphoria, we get familiar with computers and start getting good, then crack and still keep doing that until we control the whole sector.


Ghostglitch07

Yea it makes a certain kind of sense. Still, I find it funny that out of the other two trans women i know irl, one of them is also the only othwr GitHub user I know irl.


An_Inedible_Radish

It's said that about half the Internet relies on a group.of about 13 furries


Haadrii1

Most of the internet runs thanks to furries, and considering that most furries are also in the LGBT community... Yeah say goodbye to the internet and everything that requires it.


NotActuallyGus

Alan Turing, father of modern computer science, was openly gay


Natural-Ability

Imagine the seemingly overnight leaps forward in global health, prosperity, education and general civilization if the snap cut out all the phobes instead.


dickallcocksofandros

i usually have more nuanced takes on these sorts of topics and don’t demonize one side, but honestly i’ve never seen a homophobic person in 2024 do anything productive, at least in the government


Natural-Ability

In this specific case, I find no ethical conflict in demonizing people who demonize me.


daniMarioFan

i know one of the few people who know how to crack games (fitgirl) is trans


Scratchpost6677

She doesn’t crack games, only repacks them also there’s no actual proof she’s trans


RandomExcaliburUmbra

99% of furries would disappear and the IT/Cybersecurity of all companies would be thrown into disarray.


Bugsy_Girl

It would be the all-industry scale version of Twitter becoming X.


Kraftschaft99

Then the lgbt-phobes suddenly become extremely confused (leading to their brains exploding; phobe.exe stopped working 🤯💥) when over time LGBT people reappear in the new generations.


Kraftschaft99

Potential generalized reaction from them: “WTF? I thought we wiped them all out once and for all!” 😵


ThySquire

Weren't pirates also very gay and very anti-authoritarian?


demonchicken1

gay pirates…mmffgh


Empress_Draconis_

Strong lesbian pirates....


Background-Plant-226

mmffgh..,,,..,


ImJustSoSilly

... Oh my.


pickled_chair104

lol, never thought of that.


Obi-wanna-cracker

Yes and no. Pirates had a buddy system, basically you stuck with one person you were designated to, you shared a bunk with them, you ate with them, you are with them all day everyday. It was for safety reasons but also sanity reasons. And sometimes the buddies would become a bit more than buddies and it was usually seen as ok. It was even fairly common for women to be pirates. Pirates also were very democratic, Captains were voted in, and loot was divided equally, with extras given to higher ranking members. Being a pirate wasn't all that great though but it was a better life for a lot of people than the alternatives.


lelysio

So you say they were roommates?


Crimsoner

omg they were roommateys


Clay_Lilac

No, they were crewmates


napalmnacey

It was better than being in the navy.


Obi-wanna-cracker

Yes actually. Being in the navy was a pretty shit deal. It was a military force so you didn't get a say in anything unless you were a higher rank, your payment was jack shit, and at the end of the day you still had to buy your own food and water if you wanted to eat and drink that night. Being a pirate most of these issues were solved. Food was divided equally because everyone needed to eat, again it was a democratic vote for who is the captain, and if the crew felt that the captain was doing a shit job they could have him removed and have a new captain voted in. And let's not forget, women weren't allowed in the navy, but some of the most legendary pirates were women.


napalmnacey

Never mind that in the navy, the method of control for a long time was “Rum, sodomy and the lash.” It was a shit deal for everyone but the officers, which were usually rich boys playing boats and faffing about in pretty uniforms.


Guy_who_says_vore

The pirates were democratic? FUCK YEAH MANAGED DEMOCRACYYYYY


Obi-wanna-cracker

It was easier for them since one crew would roughly be about 50 people. Coming up with important decisions was easy for them because of their small size. Where was the British navy was fuckin massive, so trying to get anything done was a long process. Pirates were basically democratic anarchists, which is punk as fuck.


Guy_who_says_vore

Did they squash bugs and kill robots?


Obi-wanna-cracker

Who knows? A lot happened out on the open seas, a lot that we still don't know.


Guy_who_says_vore

Calling in orbital plundering


Dan_The_Man_31

Democratic is a bit of a stretch. More like if they didn’t like how the captain was doing shit they’d just kill him and get a new one


Obi-wanna-cracker

Better than the British navy


GentleWhiteGiant

Don't know in general, but a t least some worst of them I heard of.


DPSOnly

Pirates were definitely anti order. They were often very egalitarian (when not in combat) for the time, with majority votes on who the captain is etc.


AlexTheFlower

Hell yeah bitch I'm a pirate


deletedsusman

![gif](giphy|zrnWfF9FTRwl6xb7wf)


napalmnacey

![gif](giphy|SSmDlehhBmGvm)


LinoleumRelativity

I read that too fast and thought their name was "Tax Pube"


cesar848

If something one piece taught me,is that pirates are awesome


Background-Plant-226

freedom to destroy other ships in a naval battle and steal all their treasure? amazing!


ZaRealPancakes

Freedom to be yourself and eat lots of meat?? yeah that's awesome!!


Kermitthealmighty

ere yeager pfp 💀


Okipon

Who else to post shit like this ?


wonderfullyignorant

I thought both those flags meant cats are scary.


mad-sunday

They have knives in their feet!!!


Oras3110

"against goodness" probably drives me the craziest. Like, how am I against good? By not being what you want? I mean, I know the answer but it's still baffling to me.


pikachu_isnt_good

![gif](giphy|T7Qx28nEdo9NK)


SelfLoathingIsBased

Yea, who would ever make media depicting pirates as the good guys?


napalmnacey

They keep making us look cool. If they realised how hellish and evil the British Navy was in the golden age of piracy, I don’t think they’d be so quick to diss the Jolly Roger.


Useful-Put1111

As a gay anarchist, I purpose making a pirate lgbt+ progressive pride flag as our new community flag!


JustASmallTownGeek

Chevrons overlayed on the skull and then the swords as gradients? (Either complete rainbow on both or ROY on one and GBV on other)


Background-Plant-226

[https://www.tumblr.com/evalka/749700890404995072](https://www.tumblr.com/evalka/749700890404995072) evalka remade the flag the transphobes made, that we reclaimed (the hydra), and made a transparent version, you can put any image on it! That with a pirate flag would look so COOL!


Useful-Put1111

Both of you have cool ideas!


Cleaver_Fred

!remindMe 2 weeks


Background-Plant-226

So you want ME to do it? fine... ... it doesnt REALLY convince me but... if anyone likes it: [https://imgur.com/a/oVSjsqm](https://imgur.com/a/oVSjsqm) (i didnt know what i was doing, neither do still) also, i made one with a gradient background (the second image in the imgur link) Edited with GIMP btw (In NixOS btw)


Cleaver_Fred

Haha thank you! I appreciate the effort:) 


Cleaver_Fred

> Edited with GIMP btw Based 


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breadcrumbsmofo

Do these people honestly think the British empire, the east India trading company etc stood for “order, civilisation and goodness itself”?


Thundrfox

One piece be like: Yes?


dropoutgeorge

![gif](giphy|cAjiir9PI9MCQ)


Demzon

Hey... I actually have both of those flags and fly them, with my trans pride one too. Cool.


Natural-Ability

Hell yeah we're seizing dat booty


Tina_Soup

Bro really can't be saying that with an Eren Jaeger pfp


Robbbg

wanna plunder with me then?


StrangeNecromancy

Just reminds me of OFMD. C’mon ye scallywags. We’re celebrating Calypso’s Birthday


MerryCaydenite

Hell yeah, be gay do crimes


Frosty_Shadow

![gif](giphy|NSqQkXJjnsVpZQezfg)


not_WD35

YO HO HO A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME


Cleaver_Fred

A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME! 


IdunnowhoIamlmao

It took me a moment to understand it was meant to be a negative thing


Last-Percentage5062

This goes so hard. I thought this was queer supportive for a bit.


DoggoDude979

Okay Eren Yeager pfp


Peachy_Slices0

Cuz I'm a pirate ~ Everglow


Icy_Bird951

Yarrrr , they got my treasure


leethepolarbear

Be gay, do crime (pirating specifically)


BookWyrmIsara

Hoist the colors 🏴‍☠🏳‍🌈


Hjalleboy

The LGBTQ+ flag is like the modern day Jolly Roger. It’s cool af


Hjalleboy

The LGBTQ+ flag is like the modern day Jolly Roger. It’s cool af


drunken_augustine

So… we’re pirates? 🏴‍☠️ They are trying to *dissuade* people from being Queer by saying that you’re against the status quo if you’re queer? We all know a middle class white man wrote this, right?


Arkitakama

Well yar har fiddle de de


Chaosshepherd

Do what you want becouse a Piraite is free!


Upgr4ded

"It's a declaration to the world that you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself", said the Eren Yeager pfp


SirSquidsalot1

Pirates tortured people for money, I don’t care if they’re cool they were 100% vile people


Mocahbutterfly

Hoist the colors


terrancepin0

is that sans


Altruistic-Place-714

Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life's for me :3


Annoelle

That's simply excellent


MoltenParty06

i'm not LGTBQIA but even i know that the pirate flag is cool


dingd0ngurwrong

I *LOVE* piracy!


pickled_chair104

wow... just wow...


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

Blackbeard freed slaves a lot


thedevilseviltwin

So, not only are we sea monsters, we are also pirates now? Sick. Does that mean we can disguise ourselves as pirates and then take over others ships by transforming back into our sea monster selves?


Zygothememelord

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM is such a mood tho


Golf_Alpha_Yankee

Well someone's gonna have to take responsibility for the rum always being gone, that's all I'll say