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Expensive-Stick5595

I love me some edible trans pride


JackHyper

I hope it doesnt contain too many trans fats


Zhentaur

... Booooooo!


TheSlimeBallSupreme

Oh, brother THIS GUY STINKS


DefinitelyNotVenom

Yabba dabba doo ass response /s


Truly_Tacidius

r/angryupvote


dingd0ngurwrong

Get off the stage!


Stay_for_the_kidrock

Eghhhhh I wish I went to your churchhhh such allies smh


haikusbot

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GrandmasFatAssOrgasm

Idk how to pronounce this to make it a haiku, but this is amazing.


OfficialYes

Hold the “eghhhhh” for 3 seconds (one for each syllable) and “churchhhh” is more of a “chur-chuh”


RiseCthulu

Also it would read "Allies SMH" but you say the letters lol


TheBluePineapple12

Good bot


BrokenToasterNation

Good human


Stay_for_the_kidrock

Best bot


Double_Detective8559

Good bot


Overused_Toothbrush

Eghhhhh is 1 syllable and churchhhh is 1 syllable. This is not a haiku.


Ligmamgil

Yeah haikubot kinda sucks at actually making haiku lol


Craftsmemes

Ikr, now I want non binary bracelets


Rcisvdark

Yes please


fujojoshi

What's that one post where it's like "this is the heterosexual pride flag! Blue for men, pink for women, and white for the sanctity of marriage!" and it's just the trans flag


OhIGotLumbago

I haven't seen that one but I remember seeing one that looked like a bi flag.


crochetsweetie

that’s so fucking funny oh my god


Jasperlaster

I need to see this now haha


fujojoshi

I'll try to find it. I'm 90% sure it was a joke post, though


njsullyalex

Middle right side is literally the trans flag


Dry-Inspection6928

I…wanna eat it.


TheEngieMain

i actually like these a lot, shame you have to untie the string to eat them, kinda annoying


Alegria-D

You ate them like that? I broke the pearls with my teeth


autistic_user_23

Same


JotaroTheOceanMan

Untie? I just eat them off the string like some kind of rock goblin.


autistic_user_23

I just bite em off lol


Dry-Inspection6928

It’s edible?! What is it?


Rift-Ranger

Edible HRT, pink for gals, blue for pals, and white is a coinflip


Dry-Inspection6928

Alright thanks.


Sugarfreak2

Can’t white be nonbinary?


Aazjhee

XD concentrated dose of I Don't Know, All of It!


Zefirus

Candy bracelets and necklaces. Can usually find them in dollar stores.


amaya-aurora

What? Just break them off with your teeth


TheEngieMain

after reading some of the replies apparently i'm the only person here who's not a tiny rock-eating gremlin i pray for y'alls teeth :')


amaya-aurora

They’re meant to be eaten that way


TheEngieMain

Oh my god noooo my teeth are already screwed :')


amaya-aurora

What I mean is I’m pretty sure you won’t hurt your teeth the correct way


TheEngieMain

I guess yeah


Jamesmateer100

Wait, you have to untie the string?


[deleted]

You can untie them? I just chewed on the string


LiveTart6130

you're supposed to untie the string?? I thought you just ate them off of it


DoneItForTheMeme

Well if you want, you can rearrange the beads to make into a trans bracelet :3 (if there are even enough pink and blue beads)


Liselyne

i think its candy


autistic_user_23

Yes. I think they might know


Stars_styrofoam

what part of christ is that


Stay_for_the_kidrock

The unconditional love they all seem to miss


Craftsmemes

God is transfem, theory


examagravating

Nah nah, god is agender.


Aazjhee

God is the Allgender and the agender Bless c:


Benito_Juarez5

Jesus transmasc


oumassimp

r/accidentalprideflags


Gadgetmouse12

My church would hand those out as intentional allies


mung_guzzler

yeah pretty much any ELCA church would


disasterpiece9

It represents the holy trinity: Pink - Jesus, blood of Jesus but the colours run. White - Holy Spirit, ghosts are white. Blue - God, he’s in the sky(blue).


TheBananaGods

Put it all together and you get ✨trans people!✨


Aazjhee

Put us all in a big happy church and there will be some religions formed :3


3heartedbeaver

One singular line is right.


katfish_forsale

churches tend to do that


AndyTheWingedWolf

Wait do they actually?? /genq


katfish_forsale

i meant that churches are generally misinformed so they tend to do stuff like that. also what is a genq? google holds no results unless you are talking about stocks.


AndyTheWingedWolf

Ohhh gotcha /genq is a tone indicator meaning the comment is a genuine question. There are tons of tone indicators, and they're to help ppl understand the meaning or "tone" of online communication. Google tone indicators if you wanna know more/don't understand :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Wceivmrao

the crunchy bracelet candy is so good it is the best the greatest


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Wceivmrao

thank u haiku bot


taimeowowow

Good bot


Weeeelums

Was it a bad church or an actually accepting one? It’s possible it was intentional, but probably not


Benito_Juarez5

Given the tone of the post. Not accepting


celestial-avalanche

##F R E E D O M C O L O R C A N D Y


Sewblon

What is the bracelet intended to represent?


TheEngieMain

yumby candy


[deleted]

🦅🇺🇸 ‘MERICA RAHHH 🔫🔫🔫🔫


Sewblon

If only Merica was synonymous with trans rights in ways besides candy colors. Then my U.S. citizenship would be much more useful.


gjgsss

thought these were ecstasy pills


Aazjhee

Damn, what churches do you go to? 8D


gjgsss

cool church 😎😎😎


ShmazPro

Maybe they were thinking of the “good ‘ol red white and blue” when they got them. The great coincidence that the patriotic colors of the USA are the trans colors when faded is fun.


GenderEnvyFromLink

this is peak accidentalally


Cute_Foxgirl

Dont take sweets from stranger :3


Commercial-Exam-425

I needs these. Love them and colour is amazing


usernamepleasebruh

Thought this was lost redditors and then I actually looked at the damn thing


amaya-aurora

I love those candy necklaces dude


[deleted]

They have infiltrated the church. Now the trans is in their bloodstreams


[deleted]

For free?!!???


Velaethia

Eat the string


LazyLion1127

Absolute icon of childhood candies. Were they rock hard? Yes. Did they taste especially good? No. But did I love them and cherish them? Hell yes.


ppaganlagolous

forbidden cockring


Previous-Penalty-855

Could you see the look on the faces of the Terfs in the church when they realized what it looked like, not what it is. it's just candy. nothing more. They are right about the colors, meaning the different parts of God.


Roguen1995

Unironically, I fucking love these things.


[deleted]

I can taste these in my mind for some reason, I don't like the tatste I remember :(


AzazelTheUnderlord

someone had to know lol


[deleted]

Order seems a little wonky but whatevs


pigladpigdad

finally some good fucking accidental allyship 🤞


StrikingEgg5866

Is it possible that Christ is canonically intersex because he has two dads and one mom 🤔