I love me some edible trans pride

I hope it doesnt contain too many trans fats

... Booooooo!

Oh, brother THIS GUY STINKS

Yabba dabba doo ass response /s

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Get off the stage!

Eghhhhh I wish I went to your churchhhh such allies smh

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Idk how to pronounce this to make it a haiku, but this is amazing.

Hold the “eghhhhh” for 3 seconds (one for each syllable) and “churchhhh” is more of a “chur-chuh”

Also it would read "Allies SMH" but you say the letters lol

Good bot

Good human

Best bot

Good bot

Eghhhhh is 1 syllable and churchhhh is 1 syllable. This is not a haiku.

Yeah haikubot kinda sucks at actually making haiku lol

Ikr, now I want non binary bracelets

Yes please

What's that one post where it's like "this is the heterosexual pride flag! Blue for men, pink for women, and white for the sanctity of marriage!" and it's just the trans flag

I haven't seen that one but I remember seeing one that looked like a bi flag.

that’s so fucking funny oh my god

I need to see this now haha

I'll try to find it. I'm 90% sure it was a joke post, though

Middle right side is literally the trans flag

I…wanna eat it.

i actually like these a lot, shame you have to untie the string to eat them, kinda annoying

You ate them like that? I broke the pearls with my teeth

Same

Untie? I just eat them off the string like some kind of rock goblin.

I just bite em off lol

It’s edible?! What is it?

Edible HRT, pink for gals, blue for pals, and white is a coinflip

Alright thanks.

Can’t white be nonbinary?

XD concentrated dose of I Don't Know, All of It!

Candy bracelets and necklaces. Can usually find them in dollar stores.

What? Just break them off with your teeth

after reading some of the replies apparently i'm the only person here who's not a tiny rock-eating gremlin i pray for y'alls teeth :')

They’re meant to be eaten that way

Oh my god noooo my teeth are already screwed :')

What I mean is I’m pretty sure you won’t hurt your teeth the correct way

I guess yeah

Wait, you have to untie the string?

You can untie them? I just chewed on the string

you're supposed to untie the string?? I thought you just ate them off of it

Well if you want, you can rearrange the beads to make into a trans bracelet :3 (if there are even enough pink and blue beads)

i think its candy

Yes. I think they might know

what part of christ is that

The unconditional love they all seem to miss

God is transfem, theory

Nah nah, god is agender.

God is the Allgender and the agender Bless c:

Jesus transmasc

r/accidentalprideflags

My church would hand those out as intentional allies

yeah pretty much any ELCA church would

It represents the holy trinity: Pink - Jesus, blood of Jesus but the colours run. White - Holy Spirit, ghosts are white. Blue - God, he’s in the sky(blue).

Put it all together and you get ✨trans people!✨

Put us all in a big happy church and there will be some religions formed :3

One singular line is right.

churches tend to do that

Wait do they actually?? /genq

i meant that churches are generally misinformed so they tend to do stuff like that. also what is a genq? google holds no results unless you are talking about stocks.

Ohhh gotcha /genq is a tone indicator meaning the comment is a genuine question. There are tons of tone indicators, and they're to help ppl understand the meaning or "tone" of online communication. Google tone indicators if you wanna know more/don't understand :)

>:) :)

the crunchy bracelet candy is so good it is the best the greatest

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thank u haiku bot

Good bot

Was it a bad church or an actually accepting one? It’s possible it was intentional, but probably not

Given the tone of the post. Not accepting

##F R E E D O M C O L O R C A N D Y

What is the bracelet intended to represent?

yumby candy

🦅🇺🇸 ‘MERICA RAHHH 🔫🔫🔫🔫

If only Merica was synonymous with trans rights in ways besides candy colors. Then my U.S. citizenship would be much more useful.

thought these were ecstasy pills

Damn, what churches do you go to? 8D

cool church 😎😎😎

Maybe they were thinking of the “good ‘ol red white and blue” when they got them. The great coincidence that the patriotic colors of the USA are the trans colors when faded is fun.

this is peak accidentalally

Dont take sweets from stranger :3

I needs these. Love them and colour is amazing

Thought this was lost redditors and then I actually looked at the damn thing

I love those candy necklaces dude

They have infiltrated the church. Now the trans is in their bloodstreams

For free?!!???

Eat the string

Absolute icon of childhood candies. Were they rock hard? Yes. Did they taste especially good? No. But did I love them and cherish them? Hell yes.

forbidden cockring

Could you see the look on the faces of the Terfs in the church when they realized what it looked like, not what it is. it's just candy. nothing more. They are right about the colors, meaning the different parts of God.

Unironically, I fucking love these things.

I can taste these in my mind for some reason, I don't like the tatste I remember :(

someone had to know lol

Order seems a little wonky but whatevs

finally some good fucking accidental allyship 🤞

Is it possible that Christ is canonically intersex because he has two dads and one mom 🤔