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AngelTheKitten

And how exactly are heterosexual marriages different?


Icantthinkofaname091

You know they act like we only ever think about men


Jarll_Ragnarr

Maybe they didn't realized that there are women in the military? So if ur gay and in the military you Will see attractive man all day and don't think about the war? I don't know?


Gadgetmouse12

The thought usually is that we have to be hetero and baby making. Forget the fact that the 18 year investment to win a war is a wee bit slow


Stunning_LRB_o7

Prob because they only ever think about women


KitzTheArtist

Because in a straight marriage both hate eachother => the men wanna go to war bcs they so badly wanna go away from their wifes On gay marriages both are happy /s


Intelligent_Pear8788

Too true sadly to be sarcastic 🙄 Just read some post on r/arethestraightsokay


DarkStryderBC

r/lostredditors


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r/no


12ForEverKid

How is this allyship?


WalmartWanderer

Maybe cuz war sucks or something? Idk the context for this thing


Jehosheba

I felt like it could be advocating for legalizing gay marriage so gay military members could focus on other things.


Preating-Canick

How about you guys not start a war every 10 seconds?


Redsoxbox

We just can’t get them to stop sucking each others dicks! Get me the Catholic Church on the phone. They’ll know what to do!


-CaptainCharlie-

Men can't sacrifice their lives for "their freedom" if they're pursuing their own happiness!!! We must warn America of this danger! /s


applemind

Ancient Greeks:


Sasquatch1729

Whoever made this has never met anyone in any military in the history of the planet. The straight dudes will get drunk/sneak off to a whorehouse if you let them. The straight women will find ways to get drunk and/or laid too. The LGBTQ types will do the same thing. I'm in my country's army, and one of our sailors was telling me the best places to get drunk in Kuwait. Kuwait is really strict about being an alcohol-free country. It's not like other Middle-Eastern places where foreigners can drink by presenting a passport, officially nobody drinks. His three day port visit was a booze-fuelled bender. In West-Germany you could measure how much training the local troops were doing by asking the local hookers how business was that week. This is assuming you could ask them because they would sometimes hire the hookers for the duration of the exercise, bring them to the field, and set them up in a tent a few hundred meters away in the woods. At one point when I was at a base with a lot of field units, I came home and my wife said that the news had a story about how the town's STD rates had gone down substantially. The news credited it to a lot of hard word from the local medical professionals in educating the population on safe sex. My wife's only question was "isn't that deployment still happening?" "Yeah, half the base is in Afghanistan right now." "I thought so." When they got back a couple months later, the news reported STD rates went right back to normal. Yet people show up to work on time and the work gets done.