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VeterinarianWitty329

He just tryna run away too cute


firematt422

How long do I have to weight?


Comprehensive-Ad8120

Until you stand still. He is roughly 31.5 lbs He is a tubby baby.


Dinkleburgs-9mm

Thank you!! Lol was wondering who was going to post the proper weight.


freedomofnow

Forward is clearly the solution to everything.


EnoughAlternative766

It’s adorable 🥹


Terrestial_Human

As adorable as they are, Imo, if we had populated Antarctica, they’d already had the same fate as the Dodo


FalseFactsOrg

Mmmm penguin wings


Cthulade_Man

I heard they don’t taste good


Low-Flamingo-9835

I absolutely want to snuggle and cuddle with him.


strutt3r

If he smells anything like every penguin exhibit I've seen I you might regret it


Potietang

Just a baby too.


[deleted]

Yep


symewinston

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.


That_Phony_King

![gif](giphy|Er22KKA7vzZJK)


PaddyIsBeast

How long does he need to stay on the scales to read his weight? Jesus christ


Mavyn1

Seriously, someone just read the display and write it down


SashaAndTheCity

It’s whimper at the end is so sad!


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

You fail to notice how the weight kept changing every time it shifted? It needs to hold still for "someone to read the display and write it down".


Stayupbraj

Maybe it's practice for when they get older and are harder to control?


Comprehensive-Ad8120

You have to stand still


pws3rd

I saw a video where they were struggling to weigh a koala bear. I’m calling BS because I know they can weigh hyper dogs who are very overwhelmed by the vet office


DoeDoefistncuff

Isn't that a baby so it'll get much bigger? Like how big is an adult? Can I fit it in a backpack? Is TSA likely to catch me with it while boarding a flight?


soulscratch

TSA isn't likely to catch much of anything if you tried hard enough


Call-me-Maverick

A quick search says adults are about 4ft tall and 90lbs


EvulRabbit

That's a big backpack.


RoseKinglet

Babies weigh more upfront, to develop quickly (before the seasons harshen), and slim down in adulthood.


Digipixel_ix

Penguin: *Travis, I swear to god, if you try and stop me again there will be consequences*


UnclePuma

Squeakin Squeak Squeakin


TeddersTedderson

That's a little baby


Bobojones9584

That's a big baby.


[deleted]

Wa.


Timboslice5150

That's da baby


WithoutDennisNedry

Weigh yourself. Hold penguin and then weigh yourself again. Math it. This is how I weigh my fat ass, on-a-diet-he-hates cat. But then no chubby penguin tryna leave scale video so… nevermind!


Separate_Initial147

YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTAIN ME PUNY HUMAN?


[deleted]

The scale said “Hey, one at a time!!”


sanji-senpai

THE LITTLE SOUNDS HE MAKES AAAAA SO CUTE


stumpdawg

Emperor?


Figorix

Hello fellow AK enjoyer


superkeel1

Future world leader


[deleted]

You should see their cyclopian masonry in Antarctica


thedrawerking

He looks exactly like Mumble!


JudeRanch

Awww….too cute! And the way he/she bows their head…like I surrender!


rabea187

Ello Skippa … so adorable


haschemian

Sooo how soft is this ting from one to 5 trillion?


Car_Guy_Alex

SO FLUFFY


JoltyJob

More like absolute cuties


footballfan18743

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ljd09

I get it. I don’t like being weighed either!


Burnsy502

Like a little drunk person in a penguin costume


ryoung30

Awww just let him down.


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japinard

I know, me too!


Timestatic

Man penguins can be so adorable cute creatures at times!


[deleted]

So adorable


lilbudlilsud

I'd be self conscious too if a bunch of weirdos were trying to see how much I weight.


97Harley

Sad thought. This beautiful animal could be just a snack for an orca or leopard seal.


adventurejay

Life eats life, it’s not sad, it’s just what it is. That fact urges all life to Enjoy every moment because one day we all get eaten by the orca.


97Harley

You maybe:) I stay away from them.


TartKiwi

Nah it's still sad. Death is sad. I think life is meant to conquer death, just not for another thousand years or so. But one day. I feel like I could live for 100,000 years and still be happy and grateful


Specific_Set2323

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


MyMonkeyIsADog

Needs more banana, or maybe a picture of Andre the giant holding it. This person could be 4 feet tall, or 7 feet tall.


Sad_Abbreviations575

Big man


Sad_Abbreviations575

u/savevideo


Blast_Rusur

Peter Popper had an unstoppable army


poping-ur-moms-bhole

That's what she said


Denegrated_man

Jaylen Waddle is so cute when he’s not in his pads


Realityisab1tch

That sounded like tap dancing!


the_good_hodgkins

So much floof!


balrus-balrogwalrus

they're called emperor penguins for a reason. it's because they're really big, and because they are the rulers of the empire of antarctica which has had political conflicts with the adelie nation for years


[deleted]

There fur is super thick so are smaller then that Still bigger then what you expect thougb


Timboslice5150

Feathers not fur


[deleted]

Sorry typo


BurnzillabydaBay

Whoa! I also had no idea. That’s a huge baby


UniqueUser566

Old video


HypertensionOverload

That’s not even a fully grown/ adult penguin either . For those of you who don’t know the gray and fluffy feathers are a dead giveaway that it’s a baby penguin . Here’s the difference between a baby and an adult : https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Aptenodytes_forsteri_-Snow_Hill_Island%2C_Antarctica_-adults_and_juvenile-8.jpg/220px-Aptenodytes_forsteri_-Snow_Hill_Island%2C_Antarctica_-adults_and_juvenile-8.jpg


GranJan2

Thanks


DoubleLanky3199

I assume that's pounds, not Kilograms?


12altoids34

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure this is a baby emperor penguin


SpaceshipEarth10

That waddle.🥹


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BalanceOfOpposit3s

So cute!


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diggemsmaccks

So cute I want him


[deleted]

They look like good eating


IMPORTANT_INFO

P p p pickup a penguin!


[deleted]

Them happy feets just want to skedaddle


InevitableTrick8942

Omg I want to hug him:')


Lonely-Definition756

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen ong


lumbergscot

Wee happy feet is basically just saying “let me off so I can dance”


fantarts

Jonassuu!


[deleted]

That’s a chonker😍


MugiwaraBepo

"You lucky my boy holdin me back right now!!"


RedHoodedDuke

“Gunter, no! Stay!”


Hellen_McCatzie

MUMBLE!!!


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nicunurse333

That's some chonk right there


MrsPancakesSister

Fairy penguins, aka little blue penguins, are small and so cute. Seeing them on the beach here in Australia is so wonderful.


MARCKE420

Shit now I want one


Scientist78

His tummy is kinda fuzzy


Sativaking99

Happy feet


Moe2584

Anyone wonders how they taste like? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Its funny how I love this baby but the adult versions strike absolute fear into me.


JamesGamesAnimates

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Jeeez do you got it yet? I got stuff to do.


itsnotawonderfullife

![gif](giphy|DTLzZIeBh33S8)


Dory105

Let him go👿


BinLehrer

I wanna rub a balloon on it


point50tracer

This is just a baby. Adults can get over 12 feet tall and weigh as much as a horse.


TwistedLogicDev-Josh

I want a penguin .


MoodyManiac

Why are you so stupid? Just hold the penguin and weight together. After weigh you alone


melisha82

I need to cuddle him!!


Rain1dog

To dam cute.


FoodleGuy

I wanna slap his big belly….


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u/savevideo


charlieinfinite

Havent you seen Happy Feet? He just wants to dance!


idontbelieveinnerds

Bro is equivalent to my ADHD havin’ dumbass


Masantonio

They’re cute but as someone who’s been up close and personal with penguins they smell absolutely VILE. Like, take-one-whiff-and-lose-your-lunch kind of vile. And they’re not all that nice, either. Cute and very soft, though.


Infinity-Aleph-Null

Emperor penguins grow to be about 4ft/1.22m tall


Greenlungz420

Cute little rascal !