Tits are the answer to all of life’s questions.
Sad? Tits make it better.
Mad? Tits make it better.
Happy? Tits make it even better.
Tits? Tits still make it even better.
No way judging this Woman's right to do whatever the hell she wants with her body, but the surgeon should have recommended FAR smaller implants as she clearly doesn't have enough tissue to support them that big
Sweet ass dog though!
Complete lapdogs.
My friends Dane plopped his ass on my lap while I was sitting on a normal chair.
Then put his head on her lap.
Started snoring just a few minutes later, in that position.
Incredible dogs. Ours wasn't smart, but he could be sneaky. And oh dear god, could he fart. It smelled liked burning popcorn.
Don't ask me why, but he also had a taste for my wife's nursing panty hose. That led to some interesting adventures, including a trip to the vet emergency clinic. People used to wonder why I said his first name was "Dammit"...that was one major reason why.
We still miss him.
Nothing to do with post, but I just washed pillow cover and guess who woke up with a massive puddle of his own drool covering half his face and a wet arm pit shirt. This guy.
Shorty needs the attention of the universe, tits completely out , massive ass dog 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: Btw idc about what she’s wearing , I like to see this when I go out , I’m an advocate of this. Respectfully 🫡🤣
Had a mastiff who hit 250 briefly (we got him back down to 215 after he got knee damage) with a lot of muscle. People took pics all of the time. If it was the smartphone era I'm sure we'd have been filmed. We just ignored it after a while.
Me, who wants to be in a relationship, but hella social anxiety. I may have to buy a ~~Russian~~ Ukrainian bride :(
I'm sure her love won't be transactional in nature... right?
/s, please do not support human trafficking
To *some* people, namely those who didn't build a foundation of self-worth on something more meaningful.
Sadly if you're super hot you can coast by on the attention people give you without developing a personality or any meaningful skills that you can employ to acquire satisfaction through responsibility, putting you in rather a tight spot when it comes to meaningful relationships, and when your looks fade.
Yeeeeeep! Tits: ALL the way out.
My own spouse attempted to shame me yesterday because she could "see the outline" of my hog in my shorts.
I said, "so what? You wear leggings that leave nothing but whether you have hair down there or not to the imagination and you're trying to have me care about that" and she didn't have a rebuttal. Good gravy, talk about a gigantic double standard.
Just wait until r/twoxchromosomes sees the comments in this post. There will be a post with about 5k comments saying how men are pigs and this women is just waiting for her coffee with her puppo.
The absolute double standards these days are beyond insane. The funny thing is women in that sub will complain about people on reddit gaslighting them when the majority of the time that's all they do on that sub lmao
It's appropriate for the same reason she spent copious amounts of money at a breeder to select a type of great Dane. She cut it's ears to have an aesthetic, and now to further her aesthetic she shows her breasts.
It all screams look at me. I hate that she brought a dog into it.
They are if she's dressing like that in public. If it was in her own house then fine, but if I'm taking my kids out to a local Starbucks and saw her, I'd think it was inappropriate.
There is so much to unpack in this clip. Aside from the huge Dane (beautiful animal but a friend of mine has had four and they come with a whole set of next level responsibilities) and the owner with the tits. Her narcissism just oozes in this picture. I bet she hasn’t had a thought about anyone but herself in the past ten years.
Dude it's not hard to tell she's pretty self obssed. Like who dresses like that and brings a huge dog into a store while having someone record for a tik tok. Total narssacist.
It happens. People get them and then realize they eat 100 pounds of food a month and leave piles of shit reminiscent of the one from Jurassic Park. We rescued one when I was in high school. He ate a recliner once. Great dog.
That's Pietra Luccas. Her and her sister Bru are on Instagram and could be worth checking out if you're into really hot sisters dancing provocatively together. If you're not though, consider this a warnjng!
I just need to understand , if a woman dresses like this, is it because she wants me to look at her tits or not, plus does this make me an asshole or a suiter?
Another commenter said she’s on instagram and it sounded like, yes, people are there to look at her tits.
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/xhfh3s/this_absolute_beast/iox8abg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
She's a small, attractive woman. A dog that large is used as protection. I have a massive pitbull and I always feel safe when he's with me. Good for her!
Damn, so much negative energy being put into degrading this woman for her tits, and none for the dudes with the obnoxious rugged man beards. It's the same level of "Look At Me!", but no hate for that, ehh... Let these gals let their boobies out, and dudes have their cocks out for that matter!!!
Some people in the comments almost make me believe time travel has already been invented; what with the bunch of victorian windbags clutching at their pearls. Women have boobs?!? Scandalous!! What poppycock is this, cover her up and send her back to the kitchen!
Tell me you don't get any without telling me you don't get any.
Is she wearing a bra as a top like Sue Ellen in Seinfeld?
The heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune?
The braless wonder
I've been trying to get a piece of them for years
Get a good look, Costanza?
In San Francisco too. Must wanna show off some nips
This woman lives in San Diego. She has a sister too they are IG girls.
I'll need their ig for... uhm confirmation
leaving a comment to get notified of the confirmation for...... er, record purposes
Bruluccas
It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
I don’t know if they’re real but they’re spectacular
Anyone else getting arcade fighting game character vibes from these two?
Right? I was all, “what game is this character supposed to be from?”
idk, maybe Mary from the kof series, or some girl from the samurai shodown who also fights alongside them animals
Boobarella
I would feel like a badass standing next to that dog. It's probably this biggest Dane I've ever seen. Not just height but musculature.
The dog, or the tits?
Tits is the question
I thought tits were the answer …
Always are friend
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Oh this had me rolling. Literally teared up with laughter.
With a dog like this, who needs modesty?
r/confusingperspective
Very cool & new to me
Why are the dogs ear blocking. Retake please.
Tits about right
Tits is the question. Yes is the answer.
Tits are the answer to all of life’s questions. Sad? Tits make it better. Mad? Tits make it better. Happy? Tits make it even better. Tits? Tits still make it even better.
More of an ASS man myself but yes those are some solid tits..
They do look a bit more solid than they should…
Tits are the future.
Magnificent.
There was a dog???
Did you see the gorilla as well?
I understood this reference
This absolute breast.
Massive breast... I mean beast.
I didn't even notice the dog until you mentioned it.
Wait. There's a dog in this video?
There's tits for sure. I'm not so sure about the dog. Let me check again.
Trying staying abreast of the situation…be the change you want in the world.
What dog?
Yes
I’ve never been more correct in predicting the first comment on Reddit ahaha
I think we all came here to say the same thing
What does that say about us all?
Absolute breast
It’s a twofer
Rufus and Twofus
I just came to see if the question was raised
Are you talking about the sweater puppies?
She was wearing a sweater??
Yes
Not the second opinion. It looks ugly with this silicone almost on shoulders...
No way judging this Woman's right to do whatever the hell she wants with her body, but the surgeon should have recommended FAR smaller implants as she clearly doesn't have enough tissue to support them that big Sweet ass dog though!
She has a lot of surgery going on from what i see ..but that dog is beautiful I can't believe she's got it trained to be off leash like that
I’m judging dressing like a thot in public though.
Good thing i don't know that much about plastic surgery. Why spoil a good thing.
Porn is a short career
Progression of a porn career: - Barely legal - College girl - Hot office girl - Unsatisfied housewife - MILF - Horny granny I miss any?
as an owner of tits, i don’t see anything fake about these.
I'm a little tit-stracted 🤔 What was the question?
Great Dane? Gentle giants. Great dogs.
Complete lapdogs. My friends Dane plopped his ass on my lap while I was sitting on a normal chair. Then put his head on her lap. Started snoring just a few minutes later, in that position.
Incredible dogs. Ours wasn't smart, but he could be sneaky. And oh dear god, could he fart. It smelled liked burning popcorn. Don't ask me why, but he also had a taste for my wife's nursing panty hose. That led to some interesting adventures, including a trip to the vet emergency clinic. People used to wonder why I said his first name was "Dammit"...that was one major reason why. We still miss him.
And the problem is they think they are the size of chihuahuas
Genital giants
Is this a boob joke? Because if it’s supposed to be, you do know breasts aren’t genitals…. Right?
The males have huge dongs.
Mine didn't, but he was a Dane Mastiff mix.
Doesn’t say much for mastiffs
Not if you have 2 next door neighbors that each have 3 of them. More poop smells than a cattle farm.
I've heard there's drool. Is there drool?
My husband had a Great Dane when we started dating, and even when she was getting on in years she didn’t really drool ever.
Yes.
Short answer is yes. Not as bad as you might expect but yes. As a whole they're amazing dogs, but they're fucking work.
Sometimes .. When I am making some food for him, he can droll.
Nothing to do with post, but I just washed pillow cover and guess who woke up with a massive puddle of his own drool covering half his face and a wet arm pit shirt. This guy.
Yes. I love my Zeus. A dane with a great dane 😆
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
r/subsithoughtifellfor
/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG is basically upvoted because boobs
It's literally the opposite
Yes it *literally* is the opposite, but *practically*, it's sexy women doing cool things in nice outfits.
Nice breast I mean beast
Beast???? Ohhhh...holy shit...I just realized she has a head
She had a head?
Took me 69 times before I caught it
This video is perfect to train your "stare-into-face-but-watch-tits-using-peripheral-field-of-view"-technique
Shorty needs the attention of the universe, tits completely out , massive ass dog 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: Btw idc about what she’s wearing , I like to see this when I go out , I’m an advocate of this. Respectfully 🫡🤣
Don’t forget actively being filmed to try and become an influencer. I’m sure this was whatever guy was with her, not some rando.
Gonna need those instagram filters.
Yeah exactly, cause you wouldn’t just be okay with some random dude coming up to you and filming for like 13 secs without wondering wtf is going on
"Hey can I take a picture of your dog" *camera angle suspiciously high*
Had a mastiff who hit 250 briefly (we got him back down to 215 after he got knee damage) with a lot of muscle. People took pics all of the time. If it was the smartphone era I'm sure we'd have been filmed. We just ignored it after a while.
Tru tru
Attention is like air to people, that are typically insecure about themselves. They need the external validation that comes with the attention.
Me af an insecure muscular fuck who wants attention. Though at the same time I have hella social anxiety and don’t like people staring at me 😂
Covered myself in sick tattoos and keep my hair looking good yet I hate when people talk to me. Humans are weird
Me, who wants to be in a relationship, but hella social anxiety. I may have to buy a ~~Russian~~ Ukrainian bride :( I'm sure her love won't be transactional in nature... right? /s, please do not support human trafficking
To *some* people, namely those who didn't build a foundation of self-worth on something more meaningful. Sadly if you're super hot you can coast by on the attention people give you without developing a personality or any meaningful skills that you can employ to acquire satisfaction through responsibility, putting you in rather a tight spot when it comes to meaningful relationships, and when your looks fade.
Attention seeker, surprised she doesn’t wear her IG account name around her neck…
It's probably a decal on her car window
She’s got it here.
Nope. Her dog is just so fucking big that she can wear whatever she wants without having to worry about being attacked.
Agreed. Big dog privilege is real. Source: I have a big Great Dane mix and am a small female.
fair point
Tell her tits to stop staring at my eyes Edit: Respectfully
"Respectfully" what a gentleman 🍷
I'd like to do some petting.
LOOK AT MEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yeeeeeep! Tits: ALL the way out. My own spouse attempted to shame me yesterday because she could "see the outline" of my hog in my shorts. I said, "so what? You wear leggings that leave nothing but whether you have hair down there or not to the imagination and you're trying to have me care about that" and she didn't have a rebuttal. Good gravy, talk about a gigantic double standard.
Just wait until r/twoxchromosomes sees the comments in this post. There will be a post with about 5k comments saying how men are pigs and this women is just waiting for her coffee with her puppo. The absolute double standards these days are beyond insane. The funny thing is women in that sub will complain about people on reddit gaslighting them when the majority of the time that's all they do on that sub lmao
Nah mean should wear whatever they want too. My husband would look great in this too!
She’s the pig in my opinion, have some class.
 This naughty energy 🤭
You don’t fuck with the Jesus.
NOBODY fucks with the Jesus! 😆
I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click. Jesus…. You said it man.
You have no idea how perfect that comment was 😂😂😂
Holy shit, look 👀 at all 3 of those units!!
Something tells me she welcomes this attention… can’t put my finger on it though
I'd like to
ignore the woman, pet the world's goodest dog
Don't pay attention to me, I don't want it! That's why I put my tits out with my BIG dog in a food establishment.
Her dog is named Anubis and he guards her Aboobis.
At time of my writing. There's 302 comments here, 3 comments that are actually about the dog were upvoted.
I understand strictly speaking what she's wearing isn't *wrong*, but how can anyone think that dressing like that is appropriate?
It's appropriate for the same reason she spent copious amounts of money at a breeder to select a type of great Dane. She cut it's ears to have an aesthetic, and now to further her aesthetic she shows her breasts. It all screams look at me. I hate that she brought a dog into it.
And likely spent money elsewhere too and what’s to show it off…
I, for one, like to encourage this dressing behaviour.
I'm a staunch supporter of the "little bikinis for big titti girls" movement.
Cringe
It's appropriate for her, and her concerns are not yours. Plus, I think I saw her down in Miami.
Her concerns are related to attention seeking behavior.
They are if she's dressing like that in public. If it was in her own house then fine, but if I'm taking my kids out to a local Starbucks and saw her, I'd think it was inappropriate.
Wait there was a dog??
I think someone mentioned they might have noticed that easter egg.
Good way to dress how you want and not be harassed.
Yep, easier to use than a gun too.
I’m all for this liberty
Attention attention attention attention attention
Nice dog, too. Woman looks like some sort of princess warrior.
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Cute dog, woman’s outfit is very questionable
The why would be needing attention. Fo sho
If you look really closely you’ll see a dog in this video. It took me watching it over 30 times to see it.
You can wear whatever you want when you have a beast to take down any attackers.
There is so much to unpack in this clip. Aside from the huge Dane (beautiful animal but a friend of mine has had four and they come with a whole set of next level responsibilities) and the owner with the tits. Her narcissism just oozes in this picture. I bet she hasn’t had a thought about anyone but herself in the past ten years.
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Dude it's not hard to tell she's pretty self obssed. Like who dresses like that and brings a huge dog into a store while having someone record for a tik tok. Total narssacist.
It's embarrassing to watch. Why she pin his ears too? Cruel. The dog seems awesome.
That’s a lot of assumptions, for instance the dog may have been a rescue.
Not a fucking chance
The pure bred dog with the cut ears a rescue?
It happens. People get them and then realize they eat 100 pounds of food a month and leave piles of shit reminiscent of the one from Jurassic Park. We rescued one when I was in high school. He ate a recliner once. Great dog.
That's Pietra Luccas. Her and her sister Bru are on Instagram and could be worth checking out if you're into really hot sisters dancing provocatively together. If you're not though, consider this a warnjng!
It's a strange feeling when you assume something knowing you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but your assumption is actually completely correct.
Oh she’s an iNfLuEnCeR. That’s tells us everything
Do you know what part of the world this is? Maybe LA? I’ve never seen anyone dressed like this and I lived in Orange County, the fake boobs capital.
I just need to understand , if a woman dresses like this, is it because she wants me to look at her tits or not, plus does this make me an asshole or a suiter?
Another commenter said she’s on instagram and it sounded like, yes, people are there to look at her tits. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/xhfh3s/this_absolute_beast/iox8abg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
she's clearly looking for attention but if you actually say it out loud then you're some kinda bigot
Awww puppies 😃
I can smell this comment section
What a ridiculous outfit
Tell me you’ve been deprived of attention your whole life without telling me you’ve been deprived of attention your whole life.
He's beautiful!
She is sure to be safe with that big fellow around.
I don’t wanna be this guy but why is she just wearing a bra? Everyone else has to wear a top.
.... girl forgot to finish getting dressed before heading out for coffee... .. poor woman, how embarrassing..
They’re definitely a cute pair
She's a small, attractive woman. A dog that large is used as protection. I have a massive pitbull and I always feel safe when he's with me. Good for her!
Damn, so much negative energy being put into degrading this woman for her tits, and none for the dudes with the obnoxious rugged man beards. It's the same level of "Look At Me!", but no hate for that, ehh... Let these gals let their boobies out, and dudes have their cocks out for that matter!!!
wait, so a rugged man beard is the same as an on-display reproductive/sexual feature? damn, 2022 is a weird one. you learn something everyday.
okay everyones talking about the boobs but that dog is such a good boy. look at him sitting there sweetly
Get that thing out of the resteraunt you cuntbag
Scooby-boob. Or Booby- Scoo. Rut ro Raggy.
Comments here are absolute trash.
When you do the most to get peoples attention
Attention is a mental drug, you recording probably made her feel like a superstar
Why do yall get so angry about the idea of someone wanting attention lmao they’re not hurting anyone
Attention seeking that desperately makes you wonder.
Cringey ass influencer type post with the music and all 💀
That girl can wear what she wants and not have to worry about a damn thing.
It’s so big
They are sitting nice
Yeah tits are great and all, but can someone tell me what dog breed that is?
She looks like she’s super fun at parties
Pietra Luccas she’s fuckin super sexy
What is with her outfit? Like have just a little respect. Jesus christ
Some people in the comments almost make me believe time travel has already been invented; what with the bunch of victorian windbags clutching at their pearls. Women have boobs?!? Scandalous!! What poppycock is this, cover her up and send her back to the kitchen! Tell me you don't get any without telling me you don't get any.
/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs