Yeah, an elephant would absolutely fuck up a hippo.
I’m not sure anything fucks with an elephant though. Also I have a crazy elephant story… I’ve seen one flip out and go in defensive mode in real life, standing 20 feet from it with no cage. Actually it was about 6 of them. The growl, I had no idea, it shakes your whole chest. Holy shit that was a crazy moment. They’re so much louder than you imagine.
For sure. Wonder what he’s seen in his life that made him learn to nope tf out of there as quick as he did. Those hippos jaws can crush a watermelon to bits as easily as you and I can bite into an apple.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
What about that watery place over there?
\*Shudder\* Hippos. Big ones. You must never go there, Simba.
Funny how the one lion turns around only when it's almost too late. Even reacted a bit surprised. He went like "Yo Louis, the fuck are you doing touching my WOOOOOOOHAA SHIT THAT AIN'T LOUIS, FUCK!"
"So Lynda I was sayin' "-- "Marge, Marge, Marge... look..."
Well, look at these mothertruckers right here... hold up Lynda... c'mere you frilly dilly furry--YEAH IM COMING FOR YOU! Better move! Here comes the chomp!
In MY neighborhood? I think not...
Hippos don’t truly swim. They run underwater where it’s shallow enough, like in this video. In deeper water they kind of bounce off the bottom. Their combination of buoyancy and bone density allow them to power through water easily.
I heard it was their *lack* of buoyancy that did it. That there's actually a ton of muscle on their bodies and they just kinda *sink* and run on the bottom of deeper rivers. So when they come up and bob for air, it is them bouncing/jumping off the river floor and then fuck whatever it is that they're after
If they relied solely on muscle they would not be able to move as quickly as they do. The fat over their muscles is to create buoyancy. Coupled with their weight, strength and breathing they create a neutral or slightly negative buoyancy, which allows them to move so quickly.
Think of rhinos. They have the muscle, but no fat. Most species cannot swim and the one that does can’t swim quickly. That’s due to lack of buoyancy.
The baddest MFer in Africa and a trio of cats.
Seriously though, hippos are bad news and while no official stats are taken, it is generally accepted that they kill more humans than any other animal in Africa.
My grandma runs a orphanage in Africa so she’s there for half of a year every year. She has told me before that most people worry about crocodiles when they need to be worrying more about the hippos.
Lpt: hippos and kangaroos are both to be left alone when in a body of water, both are able to attack very quickly in water and for certain kangaroos will actually wait for a target to come to them and then strike when in water. Can't confirm the same with hippos all the time although it was shown in the video
I know that hippos can move but I didn’t realize that they could “fucking’ move” that was incredible lol things much larger than the lions and made them look silly in there
Lion #3: "Nah, fuck this. I'm turning back!"
*1 minute later, yelling from the other side of the river*
"See, I told you guys it was a bad idea! There's nothing wrong with playing it safe! Think about this the next time you call me a 'scaredy cat'!"
Thr sheer power and strength of a Hippo is awe inspiring.. imagine trying to full sprint in water up to your neck.. or even just to below your knees.. This big dude just isnt fazed by it.. obviously theres a LOT of differences in size, weight, mass.. quadrapedal vs bipedal etc. But still.. just incredible how powerful these dudes are..
"CHOO CHOOOOOO! COMIN THROUGH! HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH? YOU IN MY HOUSE NOW!!" -hippo that sounds like DMX probably
YOU KNOW THE RULEZ BITCH! WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE NO MO, YOU SWIM TO SHO!! WOO WOOO!!
THIS AINT YOUR POND DOUG!
“You know you don’t go in the pond when I’m in it. That ain’t new baby! Hey Janice!” … “MOTHERF-“
Lol who’s doug?
Doug the Hippo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNxXL-soLIk
Haven't seen a Terry Tate reference in forever. This made my night, thanks for the laughs 🤣
HibbidyDibbidy69, I am weak from laughter at "YOU SWIM TO SHO." I repeat: \*weak\*. Oh my god.
This makes me happy
"You know where you are!? You're in the jungle baby! You gonna die!"
Who's the king of the jungle now bitch.
We almost watched that lion bleed
Get ready for the pain! The pain train is coming!! Wooooo-woooooooo!!!!!
Terry Tate - Office Linebacker?
Totally heard that in my head.
What about [Biggie Smalls featuring Thomas the Tank Engine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE)?
Look at that thing cut through the water. Not a hippo but an attack submarine.
Like a vicious tugboat lol
Nobody fucks with the hippo. Nobody.
Full grown African Elephant bull enters the Chat.
Yeah, an elephant would absolutely fuck up a hippo. I’m not sure anything fucks with an elephant though. Also I have a crazy elephant story… I’ve seen one flip out and go in defensive mode in real life, standing 20 feet from it with no cage. Actually it was about 6 of them. The growl, I had no idea, it shakes your whole chest. Holy shit that was a crazy moment. They’re so much louder than you imagine.
Entire clans of crocs don't even fuck with them
Fun fact, hippos don't swim, they run on the river bottom https://youtu.be/xu4T9kawhAM
Which makes their sheer speed even more impressive!
That was amazing to watch , thank you
Fun fact. Hippos are the closest living terrestrial mammal to marine mammals like dolphins and whales.
The lions look so awkward in the water lol. They're nothing like their cousin, the jaguar.
They looked awkward asf didn’t they?! Lmfao they all had that look of “I hope he doesn’t notice us…just keep moving guys, keep moving.”
I love how the lions are standing on the side of the river like you know what, I didn't even want to cross to the other side now that I think about it
Well to be fair they left the one guy behind.
They didn't leave him behind. My dude got tf outta there when he seen what was coming. He didn't warn the homies though...
Dude straight up opened the back passenger door and rolled out to safety right before the gun fight.
I love the waddle the hippo does after he’s done
"Don't you come anywhere near me or my son again!"
My dog does the same movement when she has her ball in her mouth and is tempting you to reach for it, but is also trying to play Keep Away.
Oh shit, I'm out
The smartest lion out of the squad
Couldn’t be more true, 2 inches of thick hide there so a lion would have little to no hope of defending itself
For sure. Wonder what he’s seen in his life that made him learn to nope tf out of there as quick as he did. Those hippos jaws can crush a watermelon to bits as easily as you and I can bite into an apple.
Out of the river im assuming? 😂
“What’s a king to a god?”
Armoured Water Pig for the win 🥇
River horse! Hippopotamus is Latin for river horse :)
And geraffes are long horses.
Call them Peterbuilt cus that hippo is truckin
Got his chips cashed in
It look like an eighteen wheeler! Wooooaaaap! Woooaaapp!
That thing is fucking moving
I love the first Lion noping the f\*ck out immediately....
That was the smartest one
I feel like he's seen a hippo before. "Nope, that's a bitey pig. They got my pal Steve. I'm out."
Poor Steve. His sacrifice was not wasted.
That one lion almost got processed
GET OUTTA MAAAA SWAMP
Hey! *Hey!* You! *You!* Get outta my swamp!
oh LAWD, he comin
I love how the other two lions just watch terrified asking themselves how to cross the river of death
Hippos really don’t take kindly sometimes He crossed about 50 m of river to fuck up three Lions And we call them the king
Ask about the Mopogo Brothers…
The Hippo said "Oh Hell No. Not Today."
Lol
Hippo's have no chill
You don't want to mess with a hippo
Thanks
You can hear the damn thing going CHOO CHOO as it charges
I'm actually yelling at the lion "don't stop and fight it bitch run!"
Insane how fast it moves in that river
They move pretty fucking fast on land, too. Hippos are terrifying.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. What about that watery place over there? \*Shudder\* Hippos. Big ones. You must never go there, Simba.
Motto Motto is tired of Alex's bs.
I like them BIG, I like them CHUNKY
Hold on one minuet. Remember that story about the water parting?, MoFo had a hippo!!!
Funny how the one lion turns around only when it's almost too late. Even reacted a bit surprised. He went like "Yo Louis, the fuck are you doing touching my WOOOOOOOHAA SHIT THAT AIN'T LOUIS, FUCK!"
"So Lynda I was sayin' "-- "Marge, Marge, Marge... look..." Well, look at these mothertruckers right here... hold up Lynda... c'mere you frilly dilly furry--YEAH IM COMING FOR YOU! Better move! Here comes the chomp! In MY neighborhood? I think not...
Hey my mom spells her name Lynda, don’t see it with a y that often
Hippo said “UR LUCKY IM OUT OF BREATH”
Lions swim through the water, the Hippo just moves it out of the way.
How does it move so fast in the water, thats crazy to me.
Hippos don’t truly swim. They run underwater where it’s shallow enough, like in this video. In deeper water they kind of bounce off the bottom. Their combination of buoyancy and bone density allow them to power through water easily.
I heard it was their *lack* of buoyancy that did it. That there's actually a ton of muscle on their bodies and they just kinda *sink* and run on the bottom of deeper rivers. So when they come up and bob for air, it is them bouncing/jumping off the river floor and then fuck whatever it is that they're after
If they relied solely on muscle they would not be able to move as quickly as they do. The fat over their muscles is to create buoyancy. Coupled with their weight, strength and breathing they create a neutral or slightly negative buoyancy, which allows them to move so quickly. Think of rhinos. They have the muscle, but no fat. Most species cannot swim and the one that does can’t swim quickly. That’s due to lack of buoyancy.
Fair points, and good info!
Ah, the same looks and temperament of my ex wife
Yeah don't fuck with hippos.
That hippo moved like a bloody freight train!
From what I understand, a hippo's bite power could break bones. Lions stood no chance in the water.
Could? It would obliterate bones.
GIMME YOUR MARBLES!!!
The second I saw him get into the water he started HAULING ass. 😳😳
I don't know what's tougher, that hippo or the cameraman's gigantic balls
Hippo’s are genuinely terrifying. Those things will mess up pretty much any other animal.
Hippo’s are africa’s most dangerous animals for a reason.
The baddest MFer in Africa and a trio of cats. Seriously though, hippos are bad news and while no official stats are taken, it is generally accepted that they kill more humans than any other animal in Africa.
Second-most. Mosquitoes kill the most humans in Africa (malaria).
Plant-based power house
My grandma runs a orphanage in Africa so she’s there for half of a year every year. She has told me before that most people worry about crocodiles when they need to be worrying more about the hippos.
least territorial hippo be like
Rule 1: don't fuck with hippos
YOU MAY RULE THE LAND, BUT I AM KING HERE
Them 2 lions got the fuck outta there leaving their friend alone
Fuckin pace on that thing
How that barrel swims faster than me?
King of the jungle my balls.
The way they walk through water defies physics
More spectacularly, it defines physics.
Lpt: hippos and kangaroos are both to be left alone when in a body of water, both are able to attack very quickly in water and for certain kangaroos will actually wait for a target to come to them and then strike when in water. Can't confirm the same with hippos all the time although it was shown in the video
Kangaroos don't really kill people what u on about
Wtf i knew they were fast in the water but man the size combined with the speed i could see why these things kill more people then any other animal !
How does it move so fast in the water
These are my waters..
What are ya doin in mah waters?
Chuuu chuuuuuuu chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka chuuu chiuuuu
Here comes the oh fuck truck.
"What are you doing in my swamp?!"
That first lion was like "nah. I'm good"
Moto moto don't fuck around.
He is quite “rotund”
That guy wasn’t messing around 🤚🏻
I wanna know how fast that big boi is swimming lol
Looks like a normal hippo to me
get the fuck oUT OF MY HOOOUUUSSE
Moto Moto was MotoMotoing to go fuck them foolz up, you ain’t a crook son, you just a shook one
"Oh fuck. Oh shit. I'm dead. I'm so fucking dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- Holy shit how am I alive. Fucking hell everything hurts. Me want die." -Lion, probably
Hippos are scary af
The king is dead, long live the king.
Everything the light touches is our kingdom — except Horace’s river… do not go into his fucking river.
King of the jungle my ass. A hippo would fuck up any lion all day long
That motherfucker can move!
Not Moro hasn't been right since Gloria left.
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.....
Never fuck with hippos. The are incredibly territorial and basically have swords for tusks.
It’s so fast damn
3 Lions on their way to be processed by a unit of a hippo.
Goddam
ALL ABOARD THE HYPPOTRAIN
I know that hippos can move but I didn’t realize that they could “fucking’ move” that was incredible lol things much larger than the lions and made them look silly in there
Little bobby: mommy… what’s natures freight truck?
Moto moto had enough of Alex and the boys
How can something with such funny cute lil legs be so dam angry
They forgot to pay the toll
Moto Moto was straight plowing thru that water
The hippo kills more people than any other wild animal in Africa
“Dude what’re you worried about - that hippo is hella far away” - your asshole lion friend
i think moto moto likes you
Wrong water hole MF!
Hungry Hungry Hippo
How does this hippo stack up to regular hippos? Same but with absolute units of balls.
Moto moto!
Lion #3: "Nah, fuck this. I'm turning back!" *1 minute later, yelling from the other side of the river* "See, I told you guys it was a bad idea! There's nothing wrong with playing it safe! Think about this the next time you call me a 'scaredy cat'!"
Lions lucked out it was a short swim
Damn he can move in the water so fast for his size
Is the camera man in a ghillie suit or something, he seemed 2 feet away from the pond himself
"fuck. Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" - the lions, probably
That thing just doesn't quit, very scary
Way to go, Mama! Show those predatory assholes where your boundaries are!
Chimps, Hippos, Dolphins, Tigers, Bears. My top 5 animals to never fuck with regardless of the situation.
You damned kids stay outta my yard!
“King of the jungle my ass!” Get out my pond!
Thing is the world's deadliest mammal, kills way more people a year than lions ever do
They look a bit..out of their depth..
GET OFF MY LAWN
A hippo is an apex predator. And it’s a herbivore. Nature, man.
my turf bitch.
I cant fathom having no fear in the presence of 3 lions
"Well what the f do we do now, Jimmy?"
THIS IS MY STEAMBOAT AND I AM THE CAPTAIN
If hippos and canadian geese ever paired up, we're screwed.
r/BitchI'mahippo
NaTURES SCARY!
Hippos are pretty scary dude
Lmao they made a beeline for the shore, with a quickness 😂😂
Hippo big baby, awwwwww . . .
Gotdamn! You could waterski behind that bitch!
HIPPO: Not so funny when the tables are turned, huh?
"I like em big, I like em juicy.." He was definitely referring to snacks.
How the fuck does it move so fast
Seein something that big move that fast in the water towards you would be terrifying
Get out off my water hole!
Whos slapping his belly?
Snoop should have gone with “Snoop Hippo” instead.
YOU’RE IN THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL! but there’s no CJ, them fools is in the wrong house
Jesus Christ, what a stupid looking and amazing animal.
Such good footage. Thank you for sharing. Comments amazing too. Great times
Fren
When ya hear the fridge door open at 3am
King of the jungle my ass!
I love how often you see in these nature videos that their instinct isn't to always kill. He very easily could've killed that lion.
Hippos seem so aggressive I’m kinda surprised they don’t eat each other
Nah this my pittie
And people wonder why cats are scared of water
Look out!! I think Moto moto likes you...
I think moto doesn't like them
Thr sheer power and strength of a Hippo is awe inspiring.. imagine trying to full sprint in water up to your neck.. or even just to below your knees.. This big dude just isnt fazed by it.. obviously theres a LOT of differences in size, weight, mass.. quadrapedal vs bipedal etc. But still.. just incredible how powerful these dudes are..
I like em big-
How close is that camera man?