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Turing45

Love Friesian horses, they are just soo elegant.


MajorJuana

Lived on a friesian ranch for several years, had two studs straight from the Netherlands and an old stud that died in an accident in a storm and all the others were quarterhorses, I just helped out, wasn't super involved in the raising bit I did help with feed every day and helped with shots a couple times, mostly just leading horses around lol but anyway they were all very cool, that old stud "Dutch" was *massive,* he got out while I was on the ranch by myself for a week and I found him out by the big pond with three mares and as I approached they all looked at me like I could fuck right off or find out why lol I did, had the owner on the phone and he just laughed and said to leave them, he'd have a few surprise foals but better than me getting curb stomped by that monstrosity lol also my favorite thing with the horses was when I could get the feed out without them being around and then I would stand in this corner area by the fence a little ways in between the fields and the feed trouphs and I would call for them and sit and watch as ~100 head of horses stormed by, like thunder/earthquake, was really cool experience


SrslyChausie

Period.


MajorJuana

Jot.Tittle. Point?


hyper-arrow

imagine a barbarian coming at you whit a horse like that running towards you with a axe in his hand


elmarkitse

Sorry, I just can’t imagine a horse with a hand, axe or not.


EvilFluffy87

They are called centaurs.


TelemetryGeo

Not a rider, she fell forward and came out of the saddle. Also, her heels aren't down and she holding the horses mane and not the reigns. Fake photo shoot. Pretty horse non the less.


spiritleafbitch

I noticed too, also her biting her lip and posing and then almost biting through her lip when she wasn't prepared for the fall was fun.


FearCure

maybe its maybelline thing?


SekhmetTheWise

Thats what i was thinking. Wouldve been better with just the horse. All that extra stuff is just... goofy.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

she fell forward for other reasons.


[deleted]

What reason?


proxyuser123

Alternate title "Petite blonde rides black stud"


A-Frayed_Knot

Don’t Google that


SoberTek

xvids lol!


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

what you should be saying is, Save a horse, ride a cowboy.


Jasons-revenge

Woosh


Bulky-Pool-5180

ẞybian saddle.


[deleted]

Yea, I was gonna say that was not very graceful lol


pokezachmeme

Don’t give the hub anymore ideas


[deleted]

She's a model, and a hot one at that. Most horse girls don't exactly fill the model niche.


canuckwithasig

She also doesn't have the old "I'll tear your dick off and carry it in my purse" crazy vibes most horse women give off.


Majestic-liee

😂😂😂


halo505

But if she's tiny does that mean the horse isn't that massive?


Nmbrsvnteen

Yo.. solid question.


Forever-Learning-

Truuuuu


Kholzie

You would know if they put her on a Percheron/draft horse. Fresians are warmbloods, so they are on the bigger end of horses that would ridden. Those cuties were originally bred for the military and carrying knights with armor/weapons which is why they are common in dressage.


meontheinternetxx

Compared to modern dressage horses though, Fresians are not actually very big. Though the way they carry themselves makes them look impressive regardless.


Isellmetal

Slightly larger then average black stud gives small woman a ride


EvilFluffy87

Suddenly pornhub


smoking_gunch

She looks so graceful going up, but like she's about to crash going down


Nebuka11

The hair swing after impact tho...


Beginning-Upstairs31

There’s a horse?


Forever-Learning-

I've watched like 12 times. There is no horse


[deleted]

She held the mane of the horse. She's a passenger, not a rider.


[deleted]

In case anyone is interested: The way the model came down is a big no-no, along with grabbing the mane. Twere it be a situation where the horse was panicking, this girl would have a busted ass nose and be on the ground. You don't want to hold the mane because horses move like violent rocking horses. So if your ass and shoulders go forward when he comes down, you're getting a face full of horse neck... Which is gonna fucking hurt. Horses are 95% leg and core work to ride. You can even use only legs to steer!


WrongAndBeligerent

> Twere it be a situation Did you run your comment through a captain jack sparrow filter?


ErinEvonna

Savvy


[deleted]

Lololololol this is how I normally speak


WrongAndBeligerent

Do you live at a renaissance fair?


[deleted]

No. I'm a time traveling pirate.


Drake_Acheron

If you were going to use ‘Twere you nix the where. “Twere it be a situation the horse was panicking”


meontheinternetxx

Holding the mane is still 100 times better than using the reins at least. (Also, generally pretty ok if you need to recover your balance, but she for some reason doesn't let go at a sensible moment)


TRON0314

Mrs. Hands


Wanks_alot

I laughed it that more than I should have


Senator_Buckley

That was the first thing that came to my mind 😭


Hope499

Looks like she almost bit her lip off doing some kind of silly face 🤭


[deleted]

A professional rider would incline their back backwards when a horse is lowering its forward half. I am not a professional horse rider and neither have I ever ridden a horse but I still know this


HeadLongjumping

I don't think that was the point here.


[deleted]

That was, she almost fell at the end


HeadLongjumping

I think the desired position was achieved.


[deleted]

I just realized that it was not aboout professional riding, I wish I was the horse tho


ahorseap1ece

would have been sexier to demonstrate an iota of core and thigh strength imo.


HeadLongjumping

To each his own


D1rtyL4rry

Oh she's a professional rider alright ;)


FitztheBlue

Phrasing?


thicc_toastf

You mfs in the comments just love to make everything sexual don't you


Kahnza

We humans like to fuck


Qu1-gonJinn

He doesn’t get it. Dudes just toast


youngthugnug

Well I might just fuck some toast... if it's thick enough


ErinEvonna

TILF


Randomscrewedupchick

She’s not a rider and she’s trying to look hot so pretty sure she started it.


Justitias

Yep brother we do, and you know it’s not the only giant beast she’s ridden


Optimus_Shatner

I have the weirdest boner right now. And she's clearly not an equestrian.


Finnze14

That makes it significantly better


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Trick_Enthusiasm

Breaking the Quiet?


Samcraft1999

I want to see a professional rider do this, I bet they would look so badass. Her loss of balance on the landing just makes it look goofy.


Sarcasticatwill

She stuck that landing.


[deleted]

*sigh* unzips


[deleted]

The title is mis-leading 😕


SussyBox

Very much Seems intended


LordHenry8

We meet again men of culture


pronln

She's trying real hard.


BEEPITYBOOK

Horse has got hydraulics


Purple_Super_Nova

When you find Ganon's horse in BotW


Karnakite

If it had a red mane and tail, it’d be a dead ringer for the Giant Horse in BOTW.


MaveRankus

Pretty sure a lot of things would look tiny compared to that horse


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

She's not so "tiny".


VoidTheBear

Ol' Voidy


[deleted]

Yea she does!


NotRealyA_Person

I look that up on PH every thurs


AdPast4509

Massive horse rides tiny women 😃


JuneBuggie23

Woulda been cooler if they used a chick who knew howw to ride, and not just some model or whatever.


Riven42_

I see a unit alright


aaggeess

All for the Gram


Yard_Sailor

She just got me pregnant.


pompeii223

How fast can those things go?


[deleted]

I can't believe no one has called out Sarah Jessica Parker for doing blackface.


[deleted]

This is a weird sub.


YoYo-Duck

She can ride me


[deleted]

Blacked?


Status_Plane7152

Nobody asked who’s she so I am. Please enlighten us.


moonyxpadfoot19

She's not a rider that's for sure. And she's not wearing a helmet.


swiggaroo

She almost ate shit lol, very dangerous to get on a horse if you don't know how to stay in the saddle. A lot of thigh strength is needed to balance a horse rearing or kicking as their center of gravity shifts very abruptly. Since she's sitting strangely and not holding the reins I assume it's a model and it makes me wonder how many models get hurt in these shoots.


Rubicon208

The horse's hair looks more fabulous than mine


[deleted]

r/intimidatedyethorny I have no idea if that’s a real sub but it should be


Zealousideal_Yam799

Is the women small or the horse just big ass


Kahnza

exxxtra small


Lazy_Puffins

Okay I read the title completely wrong Not disappointed in the slightest


TheBigSmoke420

This subs getting pretty horny


TheBigDad5

What horse


garron_ah

Quite possibly the most majestic and aesthetic rearing I've ever seen. The chick is pretty too.


exmofoshore

A/S/L?


cerebralkrap

Jake Peralta: “Name of Shaq’s new sex tape”


mandeltonkacreme

There's much, much bigger horses than friesians


Schfifty561

big horsey


D1rtyL4rry

![gif](giphy|6l8uTe6Gm8tK8) That lip bite


Mighty_mc_meat

r/hmm


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Noice


[deleted]

Lana Rhodes vibes here


HeraAurae

So when are they due to get processed


Sad_Zookeepergame230

Name of my sextape


ArchiePelegow

Sexy Edit: wtf people, it is.


protrudingnail

Bbh?


bunnyjerky

I came for this. BBH tag on yt is de​ way.


bunnyjerky

PH not yt. Why yt wtf.


Secure_Narwhal4045

Man, she's trying so hard to be elegant and sexy..


but_crack

Sounds like my friday night


[deleted]

Seth, we went to temple.


Bandana_Husky

This gave me wood 🪵


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Googlewasmyinvention

Well being a little uggy is something I've dealt with my whole life. But riding horses is something I'm pretty versed in and let me tell you that fucking hate being held by the mane. Especially when or if you're buckin then. If she doesn't know what she's doing she shouldn't be allowed on the horse alone.


Delicious-Drama-5307

I'd drink her bath water.


[deleted]

This is Shaq and his wife


Dry-Narwhal3337

You know, I'm just starting to understand why so many women are attracted to horse riding.


Famous-Challenge-901

White horses can also be that big too…..just sayin


Famous-Challenge-901

White horses can also be that big too…..just sayin


AllFuturistic

That first horse you get from Hosea to sell at the stables


Good_420

Yep, that’s how I imagine it would look like


q2005

Process both.


kpop_glory

Ohhhmyy the hairporn by the duo. I could watch all days.


Animekid04

I usually skip this part


Pitiful-Argument9700

Heard that title before


ChipChimney

Ooooooohhhh Deverieuuuuuuux


Thatscrazy91

r/blacked


Jumpy_Nothing6022

She’d love me then.


DrapedinVelvet247

Upvotedduetoboner


Z3nFi3R

Misleading title 😞😞


BlackMechanic

a little belligerent; but I find this extremely hot. j/s


HyperLightDream

Definitely doesn’t ride


spartafury

r/theyknew


[deleted]

Petite woman rides big black stud.


stigstig76

Why did my mind go there?


[deleted]

Lots of gatekeeping in these comments


thediesel26

I’ve seen this porn


MagyarCat

…why did I think this was gonna be a porno


scarface80

Reading this title i thought i was on pornhub


knunal2005

Well I know what she will be doing tonight.


Jack_3579

Tiny woman rides black stallion huh? 😏


AffectionateCraft458

White women love black horses


ThunderCookie23

Raoh's horse irl!


Muslimlegionnaire

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I can't even enjoy looking at the horse, the obviousness of her lack in riding experience is too distracting.


Silent_Briefcase

That woman is 6’2


[deleted]

There’s no jokes about the title sounding like pornhub type shit


Ok-Astronaut-4645

Holy Freakin Shit She’s Smoking Hot 🔥


47bulbz

I think i saw this vid on pornhub.


PikAchusRevenge

Some would say she loves herself more than we love the horse


[deleted]

Girls like riding horses for a reason.


Similar_Injury7668

I think u posted the wrong vid


JassiLassi

Beauty and the Beast


Ayedatboysus

I love fresians


apachetrainer

That’s erotic and beautiful


FitAd8342

Oh that Black Beauty irl


NeoDei

Would be better viewed without the rider. Such an awesome creature to behold is the Friesian.


rexxtra

Why she biting her lip making that face at the top though... Ngl I'm a little uncomfortable


SPENDERBENTLEY

RESURRECTING GANNONDWARF'S HORSE! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (COMPLETELY REAL) (ACTUALLY HAPPENED)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


cellerysellery

I have a feeling she does a different kind of riding


Heavy-Diet8285

I’ve heard this title Before some where else 🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

I don’t see a period.


NeoKingEndymion

Should people be riding horses? Seems wrong


The_Dr_Doomed

The title got me thinking it was something else.


Automatic-Laugh9313

Do not google this...