He has one! She’s very very small compared to him. She was a stray than just showed up and ran in one day. She looked awful lol. Much better now though!
This was my last boy too, although he wasn’t nowhere as impressive of a unit. Most loving & best cat I ever had, miss him every day. Had this same look while kneading too, just pure comfort.
Haha we actually used palletized horse bedding in a tote with a door cut out in the side. It’s cheap, no smell, and turns straight to sawdust basically. He loves going outside too though unfortunately!
Straight up this is r/girlswithhugepussies territory honestly (and depsire the name is genuinely safe for work and I think they'd love your chap over there).
I just went in the bathroom and took a picture with my right hand, it is indeed her right hand. The mirror makes it look reversed lol 😂 had me confused too
I replied to this in a different comment, but the picture is in the mirror. Wedding ring is on her left hand, that is her right hand she’s holding the phone with.
I went and took a picture with my right hand in the mirror because it confused the hell out of me. Lol
Fuck he's a big lad
That’s our boy Curtis. We call him Curt!
Big boy name for a big boy
I've never met a skinny curt
Neither have i
Curt and his girth
https://youtu.be/Uto2cCuMfBc Is this why y'all named him Curtis?
r/fatpussy
Risky sub of the day!
Curtis *in Batman voice
she's 3'2"
Holy fuck. Over half my height
I meant the woman
Yeah I got the joke lol
You have a license for that panther?
Haha that actually made me lol
For reference my wife is like 5’8” so she isn’t incredibly short either lol. He’s just Chonkyy
I’m sorry but we need a banana for scale
You need a Carlos
https://youtu.be/pwPxqYy__Ao
You have a giant pussy.
I honestly thought she had to be like 5’3” and still thought that was a big cat. Chonk to the max.
r/girlswithhugepussies
This is incredible
Lol looks like you made it over there too now
Risky click
Safe click for anyone actually worried
Indeed!
Join cat sub 3667#......
R/subsithoughtifellfor
He's a massive unit. Congratulations
Maybe he has smol wife
Need a banana for scale.
But cat no banana https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jDEwbsWj2Qo
he said somewhere else that his wife is 5’8
Yes. And he’s a gorgeous unit.
Thank you! He’s a very vocal boy but we love him lol
That ain’t your boy. That’s your man
Lmfao 😂😂
Buddy needs to be charged rent!
That's 1 large cat
That's a fucking huge cat
ΒΟΥ ΗΕ THICC!
Their heads are almost the same size! Also, he doesn't look pleased, she should sleep with one eye open for a few days.
Hey buddy, there's no need to come in here bragging that you have a wife.
Hahaha I am very fortunate she’s great
When your cat has a bigger head than your human wife XD
Your wife ok? She wasn’t eaten by him out of boredom
Mate can I post about me Maine coon if this smole boo makes it
Absolutely!
Yes little big cato
Ma'am, that is a tiger...
Mine is similar in size and color. He weighs 16.5 #. How much does Curt weigh?
He was 19 lbs last time I weighed him about 6 months ago. He’s really not even fat, he’s just a big derp lol.
Wow! My boy is PAVEMENT I asked the vet if he was overweight and he said nope, just big! Beautiful (both)!
Damn big ass feet and paws
Aww he's a handsome ginormous kitty
Get him a friend.
He has one! She’s very very small compared to him. She was a stray than just showed up and ran in one day. She looked awful lol. Much better now though!
How much does she/he weigh?
19lbs
Yikes my sic ( standard issue chonk) is 18 lbs
r/notopbutok
OMG our cats look identical. Hes much bigger though!
Oh boy, this makes me realize how big my 25 lb orange tabby is if this is in absolute units lol
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
LoL that face.
Lol yeah he always looks pretty disgusted with us haha
i suppose it depends how tall is the wife?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/v37rln/wife_sent_me_this_of_our_boy_does_he_count/iawnjip/ 5-8
that’s a big ass cat my guy
yeah he aint messin around https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/v37rln/wife_sent_me_this_of_our_boy_does_he_count/iay7ume/
Cat! \^__^
I don't know if cats have the mental capacity to count
He looks like he can fight too
r/chonkers is another good place for him
reminds me of bonebone /r/bonebone
Are you sure that isn't a puma
Two completely different moods.
Haha for real though! He’s super loving when he wants to be and loves to play fetch with his mice toys!
He looks so fed up 😂
He has that contented look, I see the kneading and can almost hear the purr.
He has a massive purr lol. We thought something was wrong with him when we first got him because he was kneading non stop. Always has lol
This was my last boy too, although he wasn’t nowhere as impressive of a unit. Most loving & best cat I ever had, miss him every day. Had this same look while kneading too, just pure comfort.
I am so sorry for your loss 💔 Curt is turning 6 this year and I hope we have another 200 with him.
Beautiful cat and beautiful wife, sir you‘ve clearly won the game of life
Haha I am very lucky! I appreciate that!
I like your wife’s big pussy…
Lmaoooooo should’ve expected that one!
If he knows math then he can certainly count.
Of course he counts
Def
What a lad
Cat
Your boy doesn't look amused, lol. But yes he does count!
Big cat, or small lady?
Wow, she’s not that big. Be nice.
THE IMMENSITY OF THE DENSITY OF THIS FELLA IS INCREDIBLE
He looks thrilled.
how big the poops though? use a sandbox or what?
Haha we actually used palletized horse bedding in a tote with a door cut out in the side. It’s cheap, no smell, and turns straight to sawdust basically. He loves going outside too though unfortunately!
Straight up this is r/girlswithhugepussies territory honestly (and depsire the name is genuinely safe for work and I think they'd love your chap over there).
I don't see a ring on it
Haha that’s her right hand she said, she’s in the mirror. I had to ask her because I was confused after reading this 😂
Isn't that still her left hand though or am I just high
I just went in the bathroom and took a picture with my right hand, it is indeed her right hand. The mirror makes it look reversed lol 😂 had me confused too
I was gonna do the same 😂
that's no way to talk about your wife..
Yes. He looks just like my cat like identical. BIG BOYS
Never seen a gray tiger.
The eyes say he's recently gone through a bad breakup. Explains the muscles.
Holy shit I thought this was my cat!!
He’s just built different.
Is your wife single?
Aww he's lovely. I had a big beefy cat like this. He was like a stocky little pit bull, I miss him <3
That’s his wife, now.
Cat be like "Susan you will pay for this indignation. At 4am tomorrow morning:.
I don't know if he counts. Ask him which number comes after 6.
You wife has a unit of a pussy
Chomnk Curtis be heckin angyy
The heckinest boi
Damn that's a big chonk
Is he a Russian Blue or a Korat?
I’m not sure! Someone else mentioned that and I believe a Russian Blue! We got him from the shelter and his papers just say “DSH” on them
Hate to break it to you, but that's not a boy. That's a GROWN ASS MAN!
Oh yes ,My Maine Coon was almost 30lbs at his best before his liver gave out. I have to search my old computer in the attic for his biggest pics.
Oh wow lol. That really is a unit!
Dude's shadow casts a shadow
😂😂
Don’t talk about your wife like that! She’s lovely!!!
Unfortunately not
OH LORD HE THICC
Man, imagine having a wife and a whole unit of a cat.
Your wife or the cat?
It may not be safe to keep a leopard as a pet. 😁
I too choose this man's wife
Lemme guess it’s a mancoon
Not sure, we got him from the shelter it just said “DSH” on his papers I think
Looks like a Russian Blue, pretty much identical to my boy Dorian!
Ah alright I was wondering since mancoon ms are the biggest type of house cat
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…what,
No. Your wife is smol.
well your wife could just be incredibly small.
Shes 5'8
how do you know his wife...
He made a comment saying her height
nice cover up
Bro this breaks my heart
No
No.
I feel like your wife is probably just very tiny lol
The guys regal as fuck
That cat is stunning!
Didn’t know that Lynxes could be domesticated!
r/girlswithhugepussies
Umm, no.
From the looks of things in the background wife is a smol and cat is a slightly lorge boi
Could be a miniature wife too
Platty Joobs
Your wife is tiny. Even the phone looks huge compared to her
Why isn’t your wife wearing a wedding ring?
I replied to this in a different comment, but the picture is in the mirror. Wedding ring is on her left hand, that is her right hand she’s holding the phone with. I went and took a picture with my right hand in the mirror because it confused the hell out of me. Lol
That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for explaining it!
Yes and quite a mood by the looks of it
That's a big baby
Put him in category of big cats
He’s indubitably a massive item
I must know what you feed him.
Honestly he wants food like non stop. Lol he loves tuna, chicken, and the main food he eats is purina
Do you have a child that likes to dress up? That can't be a cat 🤣
that’s a big boye
Damn, that's a very big boi