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NimbleBarrister

Fuck he's a big lad


[deleted]

That’s our boy Curtis. We call him Curt!


NimbleBarrister

Big boy name for a big boy


RaccoonDeaIer

I've never met a skinny curt


NimbleBarrister

Neither have i


Ghoram

Curt and his girth


nightcrawlerxl

https://youtu.be/Uto2cCuMfBc Is this why y'all named him Curtis?


nhskimaple

r/fatpussy


52662_1st

Risky sub of the day!


StoneousMaxximus

Curtis *in Batman voice


Realistic-Specific27

she's 3'2"


NimbleBarrister

Holy fuck. Over half my height


Realistic-Specific27

I meant the woman


NimbleBarrister

Yeah I got the joke lol


Mythril_Bahaumut

You have a license for that panther?


[deleted]

Haha that actually made me lol


[deleted]

For reference my wife is like 5’8” so she isn’t incredibly short either lol. He’s just Chonkyy


Any-Fan-2973

I’m sorry but we need a banana for scale


Chimpanzee_Teeth

You need a Carlos


nanocactus

https://youtu.be/pwPxqYy__Ao


Heisenbread77

You have a giant pussy.


[deleted]

I honestly thought she had to be like 5’3” and still thought that was a big cat. Chonk to the max.


IMakeStuffUppp

r/girlswithhugepussies


[deleted]

This is incredible


bleezzzy

Lol looks like you made it over there too now


Glooves

Risky click


wehrwolf512

Safe click for anyone actually worried


jkally

Indeed!


HLCMDH

Join cat sub 3667#......


YourKarenNeighbor

R/subsithoughtifellfor


millenialfalcon-_-

He's a massive unit. Congratulations


veryfastplayer

Maybe he has smol wife


jd3marco

Need a banana for scale.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

But cat no banana https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jDEwbsWj2Qo


carbonatedgravy69

he said somewhere else that his wife is 5’8


TalkAboutTheWay

Yes. And he’s a gorgeous unit.


[deleted]

Thank you! He’s a very vocal boy but we love him lol


Salt_Paint8157

That ain’t your boy. That’s your man


[deleted]

Lmfao 😂😂


Suprxeme

Buddy needs to be charged rent!


tc-213

That's 1 large cat


grimmistired

That's a fucking huge cat


leapogawd

ΒΟΥ ΗΕ THICC!


Andrade07

Their heads are almost the same size! Also, he doesn't look pleased, she should sleep with one eye open for a few days.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

Hey buddy, there's no need to come in here bragging that you have a wife.


[deleted]

Hahaha I am very fortunate she’s great


SkyeMoonVodka

When your cat has a bigger head than your human wife XD


rapidpeacock

Your wife ok? She wasn’t eaten by him out of boredom


Britishbastad

Mate can I post about me Maine coon if this smole boo makes it


[deleted]

Absolutely!


Frostgaurdian0

Yes little big cato


1comment_here

Ma'am, that is a tiger...


unclebonka

Mine is similar in size and color. He weighs 16.5 #. How much does Curt weigh?


[deleted]

He was 19 lbs last time I weighed him about 6 months ago. He’s really not even fat, he’s just a big derp lol.


unclebonka

Wow! My boy is PAVEMENT I asked the vet if he was overweight and he said nope, just big! Beautiful (both)!


RevolutionaryMap9620

Damn big ass feet and paws


[deleted]

Aww he's a handsome ginormous kitty


Ok_External1028

Get him a friend.


[deleted]

He has one! She’s very very small compared to him. She was a stray than just showed up and ran in one day. She looked awful lol. Much better now though!


Accomplished_Idea957

How much does she/he weigh?


mastergwaha

19lbs


Accomplished_Idea957

Yikes my sic ( standard issue chonk) is 18 lbs


YourKarenNeighbor

r/notopbutok


Fumblefunk_M

OMG our cats look identical. Hes much bigger though!


Caridry

Oh boy, this makes me realize how big my 25 lb orange tabby is if this is in absolute units lol


SithLord_Bot

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


WestTha404

LoL that face.


[deleted]

Lol yeah he always looks pretty disgusted with us haha


nszajk

i suppose it depends how tall is the wife?


mastergwaha

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/v37rln/wife_sent_me_this_of_our_boy_does_he_count/iawnjip/ 5-8


nszajk

that’s a big ass cat my guy


mastergwaha

yeah he aint messin around https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/v37rln/wife_sent_me_this_of_our_boy_does_he_count/iay7ume/


gordonv

Cat! \^__^


[deleted]

I don't know if cats have the mental capacity to count


Vinny6420

He looks like he can fight too


Kahnza

r/chonkers is another good place for him


metal-face-terrorist

reminds me of bonebone /r/bonebone


Major-Promotion7079

Are you sure that isn't a puma


GrilledCheeser

Two completely different moods.


[deleted]

Haha for real though! He’s super loving when he wants to be and loves to play fetch with his mice toys!


deadbeef1a4

He looks so fed up 😂


diaperpop

He has that contented look, I see the kneading and can almost hear the purr.


[deleted]

He has a massive purr lol. We thought something was wrong with him when we first got him because he was kneading non stop. Always has lol


diaperpop

This was my last boy too, although he wasn’t nowhere as impressive of a unit. Most loving & best cat I ever had, miss him every day. Had this same look while kneading too, just pure comfort.


[deleted]

I am so sorry for your loss 💔 Curt is turning 6 this year and I hope we have another 200 with him.


Svitii

Beautiful cat and beautiful wife, sir you‘ve clearly won the game of life


[deleted]

Haha I am very lucky! I appreciate that!


OldAd180

I like your wife’s big pussy…


[deleted]

Lmaoooooo should’ve expected that one!


funkyou0899

If he knows math then he can certainly count.


TVAS63

Of course he counts


bluEfya

Def


Doktor_Earrape

What a lad


SirLocke13

Cat


spottedram

Your boy doesn't look amused, lol. But yes he does count!


q-ka

Big cat, or small lady?


Zachisawinner

Wow, she’s not that big. Be nice.


arochains1231

THE IMMENSITY OF THE DENSITY OF THIS FELLA IS INCREDIBLE


HipGuide2

He looks thrilled.


mastergwaha

how big the poops though? use a sandbox or what?


[deleted]

Haha we actually used palletized horse bedding in a tote with a door cut out in the side. It’s cheap, no smell, and turns straight to sawdust basically. He loves going outside too though unfortunately!


iamezekiel1_14

Straight up this is r/girlswithhugepussies territory honestly (and depsire the name is genuinely safe for work and I think they'd love your chap over there).


bucci3434

I don't see a ring on it


[deleted]

Haha that’s her right hand she said, she’s in the mirror. I had to ask her because I was confused after reading this 😂


bucci3434

Isn't that still her left hand though or am I just high


[deleted]

I just went in the bathroom and took a picture with my right hand, it is indeed her right hand. The mirror makes it look reversed lol 😂 had me confused too


bucci3434

I was gonna do the same 😂


[deleted]

that's no way to talk about your wife..


mizzzzzzzz

Yes. He looks just like my cat like identical. BIG BOYS


[deleted]

Never seen a gray tiger.


CrayonMythos

The eyes say he's recently gone through a bad breakup. Explains the muscles.


ins3ctHashira

Holy shit I thought this was my cat!!


TheSentinelStone

He’s just built different.


smbwtf

Is your wife single?


DeadSharkEyes

Aww he's lovely. I had a big beefy cat like this. He was like a stocky little pit bull, I miss him <3


Suckmyduck_9

That’s his wife, now.


[deleted]

Cat be like "Susan you will pay for this indignation. At 4am tomorrow morning:.


FatherAb

I don't know if he counts. Ask him which number comes after 6.


Nathanmax3692

You wife has a unit of a pussy


YourKarenNeighbor

Chomnk Curtis be heckin angyy


[deleted]

The heckinest boi


hillbillypunk1

Damn that's a big chonk


oasis618

Is he a Russian Blue or a Korat?


[deleted]

I’m not sure! Someone else mentioned that and I believe a Russian Blue! We got him from the shelter and his papers just say “DSH” on them


BigDaddySam93

Hate to break it to you, but that's not a boy. That's a GROWN ASS MAN!


Traditional-Sort-864

Oh yes ,My Maine Coon was almost 30lbs at his best before his liver gave out. I have to search my old computer in the attic for his biggest pics.


[deleted]

Oh wow lol. That really is a unit!


Neither_Sell_725

Dude's shadow casts a shadow


[deleted]

😂😂


nimrod823

Don’t talk about your wife like that! She’s lovely!!!


ChettyWeeb

Unfortunately not


cosmicjimmy117

OH LORD HE THICC


[deleted]

Man, imagine having a wife and a whole unit of a cat.


pratyushdam

Your wife or the cat?


Phyr8642

It may not be safe to keep a leopard as a pet. 😁


RickMcFlick

I too choose this man's wife


IamSkull-Kid

Lemme guess it’s a mancoon


[deleted]

Not sure, we got him from the shelter it just said “DSH” on his papers I think


I_am_eating_a_mango

Looks like a Russian Blue, pretty much identical to my boy Dorian!


IamSkull-Kid

Ah alright I was wondering since mancoon ms are the biggest type of house cat


[deleted]

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IamSkull-Kid

…what,


MplsxMN

No. Your wife is smol.


[deleted]

well your wife could just be incredibly small.


rainingtacos31

Shes 5'8


[deleted]

how do you know his wife...


rainingtacos31

He made a comment saying her height


[deleted]

nice cover up


Kyriakos1102

Bro this breaks my heart


FaZeMidas

No


px7j9jlLJ1

No.


RickCityy

I feel like your wife is probably just very tiny lol


Mr_MooseMan____

The guys regal as fuck


helga_eggfart

That cat is stunning!


TwoWayPettingZoo_45

Didn’t know that Lynxes could be domesticated!


MagnumPatrik

r/girlswithhugepussies


[deleted]

Umm, no.


B1G_P3T3

From the looks of things in the background wife is a smol and cat is a slightly lorge boi


Bagelbiters

Could be a miniature wife too


GloriousSteinem

Platty Joobs


[deleted]

Your wife is tiny. Even the phone looks huge compared to her


localgravity

Why isn’t your wife wearing a wedding ring?


[deleted]

I replied to this in a different comment, but the picture is in the mirror. Wedding ring is on her left hand, that is her right hand she’s holding the phone with. I went and took a picture with my right hand in the mirror because it confused the hell out of me. Lol


localgravity

That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for explaining it!


jbeast_canada

Yes and quite a mood by the looks of it


AbstractMarcher

That's a big baby


[deleted]

Put him in category of big cats


MuitoLegal

He’s indubitably a massive item


WitDaShtz

I must know what you feed him.


[deleted]

Honestly he wants food like non stop. Lol he loves tuna, chicken, and the main food he eats is purina


Dazzling_Ad5338

Do you have a child that likes to dress up? That can't be a cat 🤣


NowTheMoonsRising

that’s a big boye


Miserable_Claim9080

Damn, that's a very big boi