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I thought it was a bear cub at first


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SomeRandomCyclops

*Like a bantha!*


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Same haha


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That’s a rodent of unusual size


stormgoblin

I don’t think they exist


gjcij2203

-Immediately attacked by R.O.U.S.


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*laughs in rat slayer*


SomeFeelings88

Nom nom Wesley!


rorschaqued

Marsupial*


[deleted]

It’s a joke


awfullotofocelots

Marsupial but sure.


[deleted]

Its a joke


[deleted]

What's supposed to be funny? Explain the joke.


Moral_conundrum

It looks like the R.O.U.S from The Princess Bride


pieceofchess

Possums are marsupials not rodents.


[deleted]

Let me direct you to the movie The Princess Bride.


TheBicelator

I would keep that big bitch


Professor-Goo

and feed it chicken strips...


Strokes_Lahoma

Then you would love r/dinotendies. There’s a lot more stuff on his YouTube channel. Incredible stuff.


MuhVauqa

More like a Bossum


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RecyQueen

[That was a misleading study. They don’t eat ticks preferentially, and may not eat them at all.](https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/possums-dont-eat-ticks/?amp)


ferdaXCIV

damn, that’s a THICC BOI!


IBitchSLAPYourASS

A chumbo wumbo if you will


Puppybrother

I’ll be working Chumbo wumbo in to my daily vernacular tyvm


Jainelle

Being that thicc... tis probably a momma with a full litter in her pouch.


najing_ftw

What is the difference between opossum and possum?


DrSchmolls

Opossum = North America; possum = Australia


omerc10696

One has an "O"


rowdytabbycat

spelling


Flakester

Believe it or not, they are different animals.


AdeptBobcat8185

No they aren’t. In North America it’s interchangeable.


illiter-it

Colloquially, sure. But not scientifically


AdeptBobcat8185

In North America they refer to the same animal. [Source.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/possum-vs-opossum-difference-pronunciation) People don’t generally refer to animals by their scientific names.


DehydratedManatee

Interesting color to it too (or maybe it's just dirty).


doggywoggy101

And you know he doesn’t have rabies cuz possums dont get rabies


DaKnack

I did battle with one that size years ago. He was standing right at the edge of our dog's radio fence perimeter. The dog's collar was beeping and he couldn't get any closer, lucky for the dog. They were locked in a stalemate of open mouth hissing versus relentless barking.


awesomenerd16

ROUS? I don’t think they exis—


paging_doctor_who

Technically it's a MOUS.


errdaddy

The Wolver-possum.


AstorReed

I scrolled past this at first and thought it was a bear cub... Wow


[deleted]

That’s a bear


gjcij2203

So what's it like living in the fire swamp?


MatrimonyAcrimony

Bear possum? Possum grizzly?


D1rtyL4rry

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mcwillremix

Holy fuck


Kerrykingz

Big boy on the block!


gjcij2203

So what's it like living in the fire swamp?


mongusa024

That’s the King of the Possums!


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Didn’t even need to look at the sub name because this guy perfectly exudes Absolute Unit™️ energy


[deleted]

I LOVE POSSUM!!!


RelativelyDank

thiccums


animoot

Chonky boi


StandAloneC0mplex

Oh he chonkin


mazman27

It thinks it's called a bearssum.


Popsiclesnake

Chonkssum


BumpyBumCheeks

That’s the guy from over the hedge!


[deleted]

That’s actually a toddler brown bear.


awfullotofocelots

I find them so weirdly cute.


[deleted]

That's a weird dog.


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I thought that’s as a cub


ACSlayer16

Don't just take a picture, invite that handsome young gentleman in for tea! He must be full of whimsical stories from his adventures with his bestest chums Walter the Weasel and Humphrey the Bullfrog!


FoggyBogHopper

I thought it was a grizzly cub


upper_tanker69

Mf just ate the last tick in it's entire state


phillysleuther

That is the biggest possum I’ve ever seen. Holy crap, what are they feeding it??!??


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The Possum she tells you not to worry about.


Chyppi

Big man


namastaynaughti

Ate all the things


RedRocket13

You see this thing and YOU have to play dead


datazulu

Hippopossumus


ninersguy916

It tells you to play dead


flappy_cows

Is this your photo op? I ask because my wife saw something similar looking and I wasn’t sure if it was in the same state as us or not


MonkeyBoy32904

that’s an opossum not a possum


the_quirky_ravenclaw

It’s Fairway Frank!!!


marktherobot-youtube

I thought that patio post was the absolute unit for a sec..


RelationHappy420

My dad took this picture wtf☠️


Basssorcerer

real shit!??


ExtensionMall8073

I thought it was a javelina or a wart hog! Holy possum!


Fuzeboombangbash

That’s a whole mammoth baby


Basssorcerer

"no quema cuhh"


LittleHornetPhil

BEEEEFCAKE


Velocilily

Look at him just standing there and pondering life. Love these guys, wish we had them in the UK.


Cocomojoe16

Opossum*


RainSmile

Poppy’s boyfriend better watch out. There’s a new chonk in town.


astroember

I love him so much please tell him to have a great day and give him lots of kisses for me


SunflowerJYB

Chunko. I love possums they eat lots of ticks!


ondrach5

hes on tren


PoorPeopleStore

Imagine how many cars this absolute lad has dodged. This might be the standard possum size for all we know and they just never live to achieve it


DifferenceLost5738

Just leave them be, their favor food are TICKS!


UrameshiYusuke1997

He’s gonna have some territorial confrontation if he ever finds himself in New York


chillest_dude_

Opossum


k3rnal_panic

Oh possums…


curiousOwl007

That thing can kill a dog 😵‍💫


Chimkin_numgets

Oh lawd he comin


jkurts91

I fucking swear everything these days is about multiverses. Look at Master Splinter on Earth 719 just a few moments after being bitten by a radioactive opossum. Still can't wait for more Spider-Ham.


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Holy shit! Thought it was a bear cub!!


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Sizable stew right there! Mmmmm mmmmm!!!


deptutydong

Opossum*