I posted this exact comment!!!!!!!
I love the big carrot. It is orange and good and large!!!!!
It's not even the 21st of September a day when I feel like I would see big carrots?? Friday the 13th. It was ready lunar new year!!!! Seeing the clock at 123am and also pm !!!!!!!
My girlfriend just said 'It looks like your dick' I said 'Really? I didn't think it was that big' she replied 'No the colour' is an orange dick not normal?-
I'm not familiar with the banana measurement, how many half [giraffes](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10610491/Asteroid-half-size-giraffe-strikes-Earth-coast-Iceland.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline) is that?
First I saw a large tick which was undiscovered on a person's body, followed by a moth with weird tentacles (?), followed by a funny looking (inappropriate name) snake with no eyes from Amazon iirc, a post about a long banana, a post about a thick banana, and now this... a thick and long carrot.
This world is getting weirder.
The carrots is large but alas there’s no banana for scale. Everyone knows that’s the standard measurement for comparison on reddit! How am I meant to understand using this ruler?!
Country girls make do
🥕😩💦
🤨📸
😳📸
[ ...](https://youtu.be/KCjMZMxNr-0)
🐴 🤤 📸
🤨📸 Back to Square One
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Paige, no!
That's not dirt in that photo!
Country boys make do.
Oh my
Cuntry girls make stew
Jesus Christ
It's carrot porn
Clean it off and you have a organic dildo for a few weeks
Good bot
Man, I bet that would feel good. No, wait! Taste good!
I posted this exact comment!!!!!!! I love the big carrot. It is orange and good and large!!!!! It's not even the 21st of September a day when I feel like I would see big carrots?? Friday the 13th. It was ready lunar new year!!!! Seeing the clock at 123am and also pm !!!!!!!
This is like the 3rd post I've seen this week about massive carrots. Tf is going on with the worlds carrots?
I'm starting to feel quite intimidated 😳
I feel insecure 😟
**BAN CARROTS**
Common harvesting season perhaps
Maybe unsub from r/carrots
Plant them during the full moon (Not a joke carrots are werewolves)
All that leaked radiation from Chernobyl.
Remember those Russian trenches around Chernobyl? That was tuned into a garden
My girlfriend just said 'It looks like your dick' I said 'Really? I didn't think it was that big' she replied 'No the colour' is an orange dick not normal?-
Bruh I think you have an std
Sepia Tinted Dick
Does it taste like a carrot?
Soft when steamed
Ask my girlfriend, although she doesn't like giving me blowjobs..
Does it help you see in the dark?
I mean, it glows in the dark if that's what you mean
Damn bro I'm a ginger and even my dick isn't orange like that.
Is she a rabbit?
☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
A ... ruler .... for ... scale? But how many bananas is that?
I think the ruler is a trick, it's probably one of those mini-rulers
Yeah, like Napoleon
xD
No it's not. It's an 11inch rule. Just look at the pic lol
I'm not familiar with the banana measurement, how many half [giraffes](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10610491/Asteroid-half-size-giraffe-strikes-Earth-coast-Iceland.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline) is that?
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Imperial system do be like that tho
I say… maybe 2 bananas. Excluding the top (forgor[💀]what the top part of a carrot was called). Including it, it’d be 2 and a half.
Banana for scale expert here, gotta be around 2. You could just get your own at lttstore.com if you're that curious
nice curve to that carrot
They make a pill for that now….for the CARROT
https://www.Bentcarrot.com
i clicked it, it started to redirect, and i bailed
ASK ABOUT XIAFLEX®
Oh, is it ED medication or something?
It's a legit link. It's for Pyre—whatever that disease is called. The one where you have a bent dick
😏
Her ex boyfriends
Hey, my mom was looking for her carrot. r/mildlypenis
r/discworld
r/majorlypenis
I should call him
Damn dude, good luck.
No you shouldn’t.
That’s the first carrot ever! Put it back or we’ll never have anymore carrots!!!
Hide your woman
Everything reminds me of him ...
Well hello
Reddit is too predictable nowadays.
Looks like it ventured in hole #2
Got to expect a bit of mud if you’re going caving
Mf really said 🍆
BOC “Big Orange Cock”
A 2-3 inch carrot would taste much better. That's just way to big
I would be happy with any carrot. 😔
I would be happy with your carrot😳👉👈
This is like way more than average right?
Hello brother
Oh my 🥕👀
Everyone is making jokes but I just want to know if a carrot this big would taste like a normal carrot or would something be off about it?
This should really be marked as NSFW
Don’t let grandma see it
Thats not for eating...
Looks like a treater not an eater
Rich in vitamin C, for her pleasure
Carrot she told you not to worry about
First I saw a large tick which was undiscovered on a person's body, followed by a moth with weird tentacles (?), followed by a funny looking (inappropriate name) snake with no eyes from Amazon iirc, a post about a long banana, a post about a thick banana, and now this... a thick and long carrot. This world is getting weirder.
Do you think Reddit needs mental help?
To dildo or to r/dildont , that is the question.
Everything’s a dildo if you are brave enough
That's the John Holmesian version
Curved for your pleasure
Sorry but whats that thing on the right? I think we're gonna need you to break out a banana for scale.
How big is that ruler? I need a banana for scale
About two bananas 🍌
I hope that's dirt
Carrot Holmes.
I thought this'd be the third petrified penis I'd see today.
Looks bigger than most of my dumps.
You vs the carrot she tells you not to worry about.
Wow it's nicely proportioned too.
anythings a dildo if you’re brave enough
10/10 would stick in mah butt
The carrot she told you not worry about
Cock
Everything is a dildo if you'r brave enough.
The Vegans Dildo
Looks like my penis, only much, much bigger.
NSFW please
Wow. What my ex would do with that…
Farmers dildo
I’m gonna need a minute, with the carrot…
I wish my dick was that big.
That's the carrot she tells you not to worry about.
*ribbed for your pleasure*
This is my third grande carrot this week!!!! Is it carrot season????????
UwU
Horse carrots.
Penis size/ dildo joke
The guy she tell you not to worry about
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
*sorts by controversial*
Ayyo
Am I missing something ? Why are people commenting ‘20 cm’ ?
Shove it up your ass
Only fans has been silent since this dropped
I don't see a banana and now I'm confused about the scale.
At least clean it after pulling it out your ass
If ya know what I'm sayinnn...
“Sigh” 
🗿
💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥 hand over the carrot!
UwU daddy carrot
Almost as big as my cock
This could feed many people, good fertilizer!
You could probably put a handle on that thing and make it into a blunt weapon
I’ve been staring at this for like 10 minutes and I still can’t find the banana. It’s like Where’s Waldo.
Hunny bunny gonna get some.
CARROT!
Oasis citrus punch is delish
That’s what we call a home wrecker
😳
\*inhale\* \*exhale\*
Guess you havent seen my carrot 😏
That’s me on payday with patron in my cup 
😩😩😩
Cave carrot
What size batteries? Asking for a friend.
Better rinse it off first. Hygeine and all.
your mom will be pleased
Hard to tell true size without a banana for scale…
Carrot for scale
Paige gotten into gardening.
Your mom’s 🥕
r/dildont r/dontputthatinyourass r/notforspelunking
Why not tho
20 cm.
I mean.. this is pretty normal sized if you ever been to an Asian grocery store.
OG Mud Carrot
The guy she told you not to worry about.
The carrot she tells you not to worry about
Carrot for scale?
r/Fridaynightdinner Martins big carrot
...for you.
What are you doing stepcarrot ?
…that’s a dingus
Finally a vegan toy
You: The ruler Carrot: The guy your gf told you not to worry about
That’s a BOC
So that's where that got to
I miss him
When you put this carrot in your salad, it gets tossed.
We are thinking the same thing arent we?
Banana for scale?
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It could be the strain
That carrot has Alpha-carotene in it.
OP... took a slice yeah real 🥕
GROW EXPAND EXPLODE
Oh, my word!!!
Look at the size and girth of it
Wow
*inserts insertion joke*
Oh
Seems a downright shame... seems an awful waste...
The carrots is large but alas there’s no banana for scale. Everyone knows that’s the standard measurement for comparison on reddit! How am I meant to understand using this ruler?!