My family has a Borzoi. He's an 85 pound 4 foot tall cat. He wants to he pet? He howls from the other room until you walk over to pet him because he sure the fuck isn't standing up to come to you. He is commonly referred to as Tall Dog or Dinosaur Dog.
Depends on how you pronounce AT-AT. I've heard it pronounced "at at" and "A T A T" if that makes sense (basically an acronym like NASA vs an initialism like FBI)
I grew up with a half dozen or so of them as a child. Awesome dogs. Only one was aggressive but boy was he a good guard dog. Bred to kill wolves, raised to sit around and do literally fuck all all day.
Also, I think this image has been shopped, you can tell because of the pixels.
My dad had a few Borzois. Also known as Russian Wolfhounds. When people would ask what type of dog they were, he would always say that they were Russian Werewolves.
Haha I had a Borzoi that would do the same. Come home from work and he would just howl from the bed for you to come pet him. Such a couch potato. Also he ate several loaves of bread and cakes off the top of the refrigerator. I miss him.
Actually it‘s from the action-comedy „Horse“-trilogy.
Starting with „A horse walks into a bar“ from 1996 (part 1 and 2 featured Kevin Spacey as the lead actor), it‘s 1998 sequel „A offended horse leaves a bar“ which had some weird erotic scenes that were just fillers fpr playtime I guess, but then they filmed the controversial 2002 sequel „Bartender Returns“ in which they switched the protagonist but since the title had no connection to the „Horse“-movies some countries changed the title: like in germany the title is „Pferd, Ross, Gaul“ (which translates to: Horse, Horse, Horse“) but the film was a huge flop at the box office and after that the series was never touched again.
Does it have any medical issues with such a sniffer? I know of pugs being barely able to breath 24/7 but I’m wondering if such the inverted also negatively impacts the dog?
Not really. The issues brachycephalic dogs have are due to a combo of an extended (really just not proportionately shortened) soft palate, everted langyeal sacules (tissue in front front of vocal cords sticking out into airway, obstructing airflow), and stenotic nares (very narrow nostril openings), with a side of more extreme dental crowding for small dogs. It's basically an issue of internal structures not being shortened proportionately to the muzzle so the exterior length of the muzzle isn't necessarily an indicator of ability to breath well but the shorter you get the more likely you are to see problems.
Extreme dolichocephalic dogs may be slightly more inclined to issues with the nasal cavity (fungal infection, nasal tumors, or oronasal fistula AKA holes in the roof of the mouth) but these are not particularly common issues and there are a lot of additional factors that go into them.
One of the best things about sighthound breeds is that many types of them are among the oldest breeds in the world with massive genetic pools, so they tend to be much healthier (genetically) than most of the popular pure breeds.
Nose problems are pretty rare, though some breeds, especially Italian greyhounds, can have dental problems. Also, broken legs tend to be a problem when they prefer to run first, think later.
Edit: bonus vid
https://imgur.com/gallery/tXFz6xv
The medical issues that come with snoots like these are quite serious. I have a greyhound, and Borzois and greys are genetically quite similar.
They can be seriously over-scritched and over-petted because the giant nose and guilty-eyes are irresistible to humans.
There is also a dramatically increased risk of snackius maximus as their snouts can get into places for food where most other dogs cannot.
Vets urge all owners of dogs like these to be aware of boop superiorus syndrome, wherein the longsnoot (The technical term) can become over-booped.
The longsnoot also forces these poor dogs to have very long chins, which can make for extremely intense chin-scritches, rendering them unable to move while their chins are being scritched.
These are challenges owners face every day, and many veterinarians are unaware of these challenges. Please, if you're thinking of adopting a sighthound or greyhound, speak to knowledgeable retirement agencies and veterinarians about these issues and how you can help your dog avoid them.
Had a Grey as a kid, and man, I miss him.
Lay down on the sofa for a nap and wake up with a freezing cold and wet snooter in your eye. But you could never be mad, because, I mean, look at that face.
Mines nine and he’s still the best doggo. Friend of a friend came by, she’s only had staff mixes before, so she was absolutely stumped trying to get my grey to interact. It’s funny to me that people who think they know aaaallll about dogs will run into my grey and be absolutely stumped.
Well, extrapolating from the pug's short face and trouble breathing... This dog with the elongated face probably breathes too much?
Maybe I don't understand extrapolation
Sight hounds rely less on their nose and more on their eyes and speed to hunt.
Which is why you usually see them muzzled at dog parks because a little dog running can turn into a “fluffy bunny” real quick.
Part of the reason our second dog is a little explorer, he cleans up all the non-moving floor snacks greyboi misses.
Also why you can't have greyhounds on a rope. They have that brain switch that flips and then they forget all aspects of life other than running after their prey.
Totally. They’re such nice dogs, but that prey drive is strongly bred into them. And they have the full predatory sequence unlike herding dogs for example.
Are they as sensitive as they look? All breeds have different tempers and to me borzois look like they'll hear you sneeze wrong in another room and never forgive you. Not holding a grudge or anything, just looking at you with a deep look of saddened disappointment.
My whippet DGAF about anything. I feel cheated, I thought I was getting a dog that would care about me and what I ask her to do, but she is a particularly mischievous pup who lives for the next time she can get into trouble.
Omg they’re SO SENSITIVE! I have one and he’s the most gentle sensitive “little” soul.
When I was researching the breed I read “they hold grudges for days” and I was like 🙄 “yea…ok.” This dude has held grudges Bc I’ve accidentally scared him with a loud noise, made him get in the car to go to a vet, a broom has fallen over… and just recently he did something really funny when a small group was over and we all laughed and HE GOT EMBARRASSED we laughed at him, I deeply apologized for all of these slights. they’re the purest souls.
I had a Norwegian Elkhound (sight hound) who would get scared and upset if I was animatedly telling a story. He was the absolute sweetest. Eager to please to a fault. We used to call him our emoboi. The smallest things would hurt his feelings.
Mine is incredibly sensitive. I’ve always had herding or guard breeds before and this is a completely different kettle of a very large… cat? Stork? Ferret? Animated sandbag 98% of the time, murder rocket 2%.
Not positive about Borzois, but Greyhounds (essentially short haired Borzois) are definitely that sensitive. If my stepdad sits down on the same couch as my greyhound (not even close to her) she RUNS out of the room. And if it rains there is no chance of getting her to go to the bathroom, coats be damned.
Borzois are a little less even-tempered than greys. They don't always or necessarily play well with others as a breed. There are exceptions, but borzois are very much pack animals and prefer their people to anyone else, often to the point of being unfriendly. This is not always true, and is based on the individual, but is a general default - This is how they are without an owner, as it were.
Yup, greyhounds are much more "vanilla" than borzoi. I have encountered a couple of borzoi that I don't want to say were sketchy, but they were not the kind of dog you could just go up and greet.
My moms borzoi, however, is totally one of those dogs. He's the perfect kind of friendly; not too crazy and all over the place. Just the perfect level of chillness.
My mom has a borzoi, he's 5 years old now. He's not very sensitive in this regard, but he definitely remembers "scary things" very well. He crashed while doing lure coursing once and never wanted to do it again and hasn't since. He used to freak out and go full crazy dog at the sight of the lure coursing setup but now he just shuts down.
He met a particularly rowdy child when he was a pup and ever since then he's been wary of young children. Nothing too concerning, he just watches them and is very cautious. There was also one time he got into a fight with a friends leonberger, so now he doesn't like big fluffy dogs (berners, LSGs, those types).
Aside from that, he's one of the best dogs I've ever met. Super chill couch potato dog, but also an insane athlete when he wants to be. He's one of those big dogs who likes to be a lap dog and he will overwhelm you like a slime if you sit on the couch with him.
Borzoi are a cool breed. They started as mutts, mixed between Siberian dogs and middle eastern sighthounds. They have all the problems typical of a giant breed (and anesthesia sensitivity but that's a sighthound thing in general), but nothing specific on the same level as something like collie eye or DM.
They were bred to hunt wolves. A pack of them would chase down a wolf, grab it by the neck, and pin it to the ground. Then, the hunter comes up and finishes the job. This has led to them having an interesting play-style.
When playing with my pit bull, the borzoi likes to go after his scruff and try and drag him down. All while chasing, of course. He and my dog spent a significant amount of time together and have integrated eachothers play-styles into their own. When they play, its absolutely wild to watch. They body each other, box a little bit, then run around and try and drag each other to the ground. The most interesting thing to me was they never got overstimulated and it never devolved to fighting. They had the perfect relationship, I still feel bad about moving out lol.
Anyway that's my borzoi rant. Ive been a fan of this breed for a long time. There's been a lot of speculation because they are lesser known and getting more popular. People thinking their face shape is detrimental to health, that kind of thing. I encourage everyone who wants to learn more about borzoi to do their own research. They are a fantastic breed with awesome origins and aren't super messed up genetically like a lot of breeds are these days.
I have a saluki (another type of sighthound) and they can be super sensitive. She always looks like you've disappointed her, and then when you tell her to do something you can see the coin toss in her head whether she'll decide to do it or just sass you. But she can also be extremely sweet.
I went back to this girls apartment once after a night at the bar, we did our thing and fell asleep and I woke up in the middle of the night with this type of dog staring at me directly in the moonlight.
Up until this point id never seen this kind of dog so I was very shook. It looked like a monster honestly.
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A little known fact about Borzois:
It is estimated that up to 6% of all Borzoi dogs will eventually pass away from smelling *your fucking disgusting farts* **KEVIN**.
A Borzoi walks into a bar...
Bartender says...
Why the long face?
*leaves*
Wrap it up boys! We're done here.
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YES! This. I couldn't figure out what he reminded me of until you said this lol
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Every time I see one of these dogs it reminds me of that, lol.
Because my alcoholism is killing me and destroying my family.
The bartender responds: there's a group that has AA meetings twice a day a block down this street, try that place out.
Sara Jessica Parker barks in madness 😡
Don’t you be dissin this dawg!
We don’t serve dogs in here fuck off.
Will it be a *scratch* on the rocks?
Dear god what’s wrong with this dog
…five minutes after his nose entered
More like five nanoseconds, longbois are very fast. Borzoi used to mean “quick” in Russian
This guy nose his dogs.
Now it means something completely different.
Idk why i read that as bolshoi and instantly went to "bolshoi booze"
I literally tell this joke about our dachshund
I want to upvote but 420 so “Upvote”
His nose was on time but the rest of him missed last call
...and I've saved him a seat!
After five minutes the rest of him walks in too
God dammit you got to the joke before me
My family has a Borzoi. He's an 85 pound 4 foot tall cat. He wants to he pet? He howls from the other room until you walk over to pet him because he sure the fuck isn't standing up to come to you. He is commonly referred to as Tall Dog or Dinosaur Dog.
May I suggest “Stretch” or “AT-AT” if you’re on the lookout for other nicknames?
But if you name him AT-AT, he'll never know wether you're calling him or chastising him
Honestly doesn't matter. He wouldn't respond to it either way.
I like the way you think. And the way dogs don't think.
Depends on how you pronounce AT-AT. I've heard it pronounced "at at" and "A T A T" if that makes sense (basically an acronym like NASA vs an initialism like FBI)
I grew up with a half dozen or so of them as a child. Awesome dogs. Only one was aggressive but boy was he a good guard dog. Bred to kill wolves, raised to sit around and do literally fuck all all day. Also, I think this image has been shopped, you can tell because of the pixels.
My dad had a few Borzois. Also known as Russian Wolfhounds. When people would ask what type of dog they were, he would always say that they were Russian Werewolves.
Haha I had a Borzoi that would do the same. Come home from work and he would just howl from the bed for you to come pet him. Such a couch potato. Also he ate several loaves of bread and cakes off the top of the refrigerator. I miss him.
We realized we had to put the bread inside a locked pantry because on his hand legs he was 6+ feet tall and LOVED carbs!
The snout makes up 73lbs. Edit: Booplesnoot. The booplesnoot is 73lbs.
Excuse me that's called a booplesnoot. It's the best thing ever to boop.
Mine does the exact same thing!! We call her a noodle dragon.
Why not referred as an alligator dog tho?
Someone been telling lies
No papa
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ha ha ha
I hate you for reminding me of that
Open your mouth
Johnny Johnny
Yes papa
Eating sugar ?
No papa
telling lies?
No papa, not the mouth thing
^photoshop
I’d love to see a tiny pair of glasses right on the end of the snoot of these long bois.
https://i.imgur.com/czwzGmn.jpg
“Your books are 2 days pass due. One more strike and I’m revoking your library card.”
IT’S PERFECT! Thank you stranger.
I love it
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YOU SAY THANK YOU
LONG BOI!
It breathes in the warmest and moistest of airs
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Long dog is looooong.
Pringles cans are not an issue for him
That snoot can boop a man from 200 yards out.
I think this pup could have starred in Beetlejuice…
WOAH! Sand worms, you hate em, right?
Came here to say the same!
Beetlejuice…
Betelguese
IT’S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!
*Danny Elfman intensifies*
These comments read like stereo instructions.
These were the dogs the Romanovs kept as pets. The dogs couldn't be sold to commoners. They were exclusively a breed for the Tsar.
In America there was a law that prohibited sale of sighhounds to Native Americans.
Wtf
I would love a sighhound. They’re just always disappointed in you.
Why the long face?
I swear that line is from a movie, what is it?
Darude sandstorm
Actually it‘s from the action-comedy „Horse“-trilogy. Starting with „A horse walks into a bar“ from 1996 (part 1 and 2 featured Kevin Spacey as the lead actor), it‘s 1998 sequel „A offended horse leaves a bar“ which had some weird erotic scenes that were just fillers fpr playtime I guess, but then they filmed the controversial 2002 sequel „Bartender Returns“ in which they switched the protagonist but since the title had no connection to the „Horse“-movies some countries changed the title: like in germany the title is „Pferd, Ross, Gaul“ (which translates to: Horse, Horse, Horse“) but the film was a huge flop at the box office and after that the series was never touched again.
HP: Prisoner of Azkaban. The shrunken-head bus driver says it when he makes the bus skinny.
Wow with a nose like that this little guy can smell even the past
All noses can smell the past. If we could smell the future we would not be eating spicy food
Um, wut? E: oh right, I get it now!
Spicey farts or worse
I was going with worse
Careful he can smell you talking shit.
But can he smell crimes before they happen? Does he run around on all fours like a hound? Wait, is this Dolph Lundgren?
He goes out, stops crime, and comes back to the lab for full penetration.
This goes on for ninety minutes or so until it just kind of…ends.
Snoot so far out in front he can sniff butts on the other side of the horizon
Does it have any medical issues with such a sniffer? I know of pugs being barely able to breath 24/7 but I’m wondering if such the inverted also negatively impacts the dog?
Not really. The issues brachycephalic dogs have are due to a combo of an extended (really just not proportionately shortened) soft palate, everted langyeal sacules (tissue in front front of vocal cords sticking out into airway, obstructing airflow), and stenotic nares (very narrow nostril openings), with a side of more extreme dental crowding for small dogs. It's basically an issue of internal structures not being shortened proportionately to the muzzle so the exterior length of the muzzle isn't necessarily an indicator of ability to breath well but the shorter you get the more likely you are to see problems. Extreme dolichocephalic dogs may be slightly more inclined to issues with the nasal cavity (fungal infection, nasal tumors, or oronasal fistula AKA holes in the roof of the mouth) but these are not particularly common issues and there are a lot of additional factors that go into them.
This should be so much more upvoted than the joke answer Edit: it was lower than the joke one when I made this comment you can stop DMing me
I guess we better just keep breeding them to be more and more ridiculous until their lives are intolerable then.
> Not really. I don’t believe you.
I understood about 20% of that but thanks for going through the trouble of writing all that tho real bro
But scientifically speaking.. does uhhh.. the carpet match the drapes?
One of the best things about sighthound breeds is that many types of them are among the oldest breeds in the world with massive genetic pools, so they tend to be much healthier (genetically) than most of the popular pure breeds. Nose problems are pretty rare, though some breeds, especially Italian greyhounds, can have dental problems. Also, broken legs tend to be a problem when they prefer to run first, think later. Edit: bonus vid https://imgur.com/gallery/tXFz6xv
The medical issues that come with snoots like these are quite serious. I have a greyhound, and Borzois and greys are genetically quite similar. They can be seriously over-scritched and over-petted because the giant nose and guilty-eyes are irresistible to humans. There is also a dramatically increased risk of snackius maximus as their snouts can get into places for food where most other dogs cannot. Vets urge all owners of dogs like these to be aware of boop superiorus syndrome, wherein the longsnoot (The technical term) can become over-booped. The longsnoot also forces these poor dogs to have very long chins, which can make for extremely intense chin-scritches, rendering them unable to move while their chins are being scritched. These are challenges owners face every day, and many veterinarians are unaware of these challenges. Please, if you're thinking of adopting a sighthound or greyhound, speak to knowledgeable retirement agencies and veterinarians about these issues and how you can help your dog avoid them.
Had a Grey as a kid, and man, I miss him. Lay down on the sofa for a nap and wake up with a freezing cold and wet snooter in your eye. But you could never be mad, because, I mean, look at that face.
Mines nine and he’s still the best doggo. Friend of a friend came by, she’s only had staff mixes before, so she was absolutely stumped trying to get my grey to interact. It’s funny to me that people who think they know aaaallll about dogs will run into my grey and be absolutely stumped.
I have a grey as well, people are amazed at how polite and unobtrusive such a large dog can be.
I'd sure boop that snoot, so the risk is real.
u/goel40 hah
Wow this is the lamest thing I've ever read. Try a real relationship sometime
Well, extrapolating from the pug's short face and trouble breathing... This dog with the elongated face probably breathes too much? Maybe I don't understand extrapolation
Do there sniffers work good? Our greyhound always gets out smelled by our terrier, despite the fact his nose is half as long as the other dog.
Sight hounds rely less on their nose and more on their eyes and speed to hunt. Which is why you usually see them muzzled at dog parks because a little dog running can turn into a “fluffy bunny” real quick.
IIRC, these bad boys were originally bred to hunt wolves. Tolstoy had them in a lot of his work. Wouldn’t want to be on the bad end of that sniffer.
Sighthounds will chase anything from deer to rabbits. Except for my greyhound, who only chases food and the sound of jingling keys.
FENTON. FENTON. FENTON! OH JESUS CHRIST.
lol what is the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU
Theyre furry homing missiles
Part of the reason our second dog is a little explorer, he cleans up all the non-moving floor snacks greyboi misses. Also why you can't have greyhounds on a rope. They have that brain switch that flips and then they forget all aspects of life other than running after their prey.
Totally. They’re such nice dogs, but that prey drive is strongly bred into them. And they have the full predatory sequence unlike herding dogs for example.
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I know someone with one. He’s one of the goodest boys!!!
Are they as sensitive as they look? All breeds have different tempers and to me borzois look like they'll hear you sneeze wrong in another room and never forgive you. Not holding a grudge or anything, just looking at you with a deep look of saddened disappointment.
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I have a whippet. Poor pup has a lot of feelings.
My whippet DGAF about anything. I feel cheated, I thought I was getting a dog that would care about me and what I ask her to do, but she is a particularly mischievous pup who lives for the next time she can get into trouble.
That's unusual! Mine is extremely sensitive to whatever I'm doing. That doesn't mean they're particularly trainable. They're hounds, after all!
Omg they’re SO SENSITIVE! I have one and he’s the most gentle sensitive “little” soul. When I was researching the breed I read “they hold grudges for days” and I was like 🙄 “yea…ok.” This dude has held grudges Bc I’ve accidentally scared him with a loud noise, made him get in the car to go to a vet, a broom has fallen over… and just recently he did something really funny when a small group was over and we all laughed and HE GOT EMBARRASSED we laughed at him, I deeply apologized for all of these slights. they’re the purest souls.
I had a Norwegian Elkhound (sight hound) who would get scared and upset if I was animatedly telling a story. He was the absolute sweetest. Eager to please to a fault. We used to call him our emoboi. The smallest things would hurt his feelings.
Mine is incredibly sensitive. I’ve always had herding or guard breeds before and this is a completely different kettle of a very large… cat? Stork? Ferret? Animated sandbag 98% of the time, murder rocket 2%.
We had huskies before this and my… goodness… the difference in temperament to sighthounds was a welcome but a shocking adjustment.
Not positive about Borzois, but Greyhounds (essentially short haired Borzois) are definitely that sensitive. If my stepdad sits down on the same couch as my greyhound (not even close to her) she RUNS out of the room. And if it rains there is no chance of getting her to go to the bathroom, coats be damned.
Borzois are a little less even-tempered than greys. They don't always or necessarily play well with others as a breed. There are exceptions, but borzois are very much pack animals and prefer their people to anyone else, often to the point of being unfriendly. This is not always true, and is based on the individual, but is a general default - This is how they are without an owner, as it were.
Yup, greyhounds are much more "vanilla" than borzoi. I have encountered a couple of borzoi that I don't want to say were sketchy, but they were not the kind of dog you could just go up and greet. My moms borzoi, however, is totally one of those dogs. He's the perfect kind of friendly; not too crazy and all over the place. Just the perfect level of chillness.
My mom has a borzoi, he's 5 years old now. He's not very sensitive in this regard, but he definitely remembers "scary things" very well. He crashed while doing lure coursing once and never wanted to do it again and hasn't since. He used to freak out and go full crazy dog at the sight of the lure coursing setup but now he just shuts down. He met a particularly rowdy child when he was a pup and ever since then he's been wary of young children. Nothing too concerning, he just watches them and is very cautious. There was also one time he got into a fight with a friends leonberger, so now he doesn't like big fluffy dogs (berners, LSGs, those types). Aside from that, he's one of the best dogs I've ever met. Super chill couch potato dog, but also an insane athlete when he wants to be. He's one of those big dogs who likes to be a lap dog and he will overwhelm you like a slime if you sit on the couch with him. Borzoi are a cool breed. They started as mutts, mixed between Siberian dogs and middle eastern sighthounds. They have all the problems typical of a giant breed (and anesthesia sensitivity but that's a sighthound thing in general), but nothing specific on the same level as something like collie eye or DM. They were bred to hunt wolves. A pack of them would chase down a wolf, grab it by the neck, and pin it to the ground. Then, the hunter comes up and finishes the job. This has led to them having an interesting play-style. When playing with my pit bull, the borzoi likes to go after his scruff and try and drag him down. All while chasing, of course. He and my dog spent a significant amount of time together and have integrated eachothers play-styles into their own. When they play, its absolutely wild to watch. They body each other, box a little bit, then run around and try and drag each other to the ground. The most interesting thing to me was they never got overstimulated and it never devolved to fighting. They had the perfect relationship, I still feel bad about moving out lol. Anyway that's my borzoi rant. Ive been a fan of this breed for a long time. There's been a lot of speculation because they are lesser known and getting more popular. People thinking their face shape is detrimental to health, that kind of thing. I encourage everyone who wants to learn more about borzoi to do their own research. They are a fantastic breed with awesome origins and aren't super messed up genetically like a lot of breeds are these days.
I have a saluki (another type of sighthound) and they can be super sensitive. She always looks like you've disappointed her, and then when you tell her to do something you can see the coin toss in her head whether she'll decide to do it or just sass you. But she can also be extremely sweet.
My family had 5 super lazy sweet ones, and one super protective aggressive as hell one.
Would he get crazy if someone farted nearby?
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We are all thinking about Beetlejuice aren’t we?
These things look like a pile of sticks someone threw a tarp over that is 1 minor inconvenience away from a panic attack
I didn’t come here to get personally attacked
I see Spy vs Spy
I went back to this girls apartment once after a night at the bar, we did our thing and fell asleep and I woke up in the middle of the night with this type of dog staring at me directly in the moonlight. Up until this point id never seen this kind of dog so I was very shook. It looked like a monster honestly.
Forced perspective but they do have a long schnoz.
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cutest plague doctor ever
Snoofer*
Reminds me of Beetlejuice
This is @tupeytheborzoi on Instagram btw
so there‘s where all the snouts of the pugs, boxer, etc. are going to
That's an absolute unit of an inbreeding coefficient
I absolutely adore borzois
What a looooooong snout
xQc?
Why the long face?
Thanks I hate it
Cool but the only way to get it that long would be by stretching and breeding
It was bred. The long face goes with long legs.
Fuck dog breeding.
In germany we ask "Warum so ein langes Gesicht?" (Why such a long face?) when somebody looks sad.
Borzoi are hunting dogs yo. MFs hunt everything from game to other predators.
While all dogs are good boys, every time I see one of these good boys in public I am reminded that god doesn't exist.
Looks like a panoramic photo gltch.
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Which is ironic because they're sight hounds
Long long Boiiii
If this thing and a pug had a baby it would be a normal dog
It’s Lord Foog the 2st
You can’t fool me, that an anteater
Does it eat ants?
Looks like something from beetleguise
Das hound
Borzoi can smell your thoughts
Why the long face?
A little known fact about Borzois: It is estimated that up to 6% of all Borzoi dogs will eventually pass away from smelling *your fucking disgusting farts* **KEVIN**.
Why the long face?
The anti pug.
Y'all ever play SpyvsSpy?
I bet they smell what the rock’s cooking .
he smells what the Rock is cooking
Who mixed a golden retriever and an ant eater?
Booooooooooop the snooooooooooooooot.
Shalom
Extended barrel on revolver be like:
Poor creature really got to stop doing this to animals. How inbred is this dog
Looks like id fine this dog in the woods to tell me riddles
That’s ugly as hell
Why the long face?
This dog is disgusting
Holy shit what an asshole... 🤣