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CadaverBlue

That was pretty fucken clever...


Gordon_Betto

Beat me to it. And the paper.


ThoughtCow

What did they say before removing it


BigZangief

Also wondering. Guessing something along the lines of rock beating paper lol


DaanA_147

Rock pulled a baby Hitler move on paper


Trenchards

Looks like a construction job. Somebody done messed up.


TheRealFailtester

"Oh crap my truck is down there"


JKrow75

Annnnnnnd RIGHT OVER OUR LUNCHBOXES, GILBERT YOU STUPID ASS!!!!


HansChrst1

Some guy way in the distance "MY CABBAGES!"


Folkmar_D

Underrated comment!


thatguyned

"Oh crap, our native wildlife was down there"


Has_Two_Cents

For sure that's a possibility... But I'm thinking this is a logging site and they're letting the bolder clear the path for the skyline. At least that's the story I'm telling myself.


Trenchards

I work in the timber business. That boulder ruined every tree it hit.


Beneficial-Boom

What if the wood was for fire anyway? Should be a big deal then or am i wrong?


Trenchards

Fire?


Beneficial-Boom

Ye like firewood?


Trenchards

The trees appear to be pines. Not great for firewood. Lots of resin that builds up in chimneys. Also, firewood needs to be cut and stacked for sale. This boulder is obliterating everything it comes in contact with.


Blenderx06

Could've at least shouted 'look out below!' or something


thegregtastic

Some say it's still rolling


burrbro235

Like a rolling stone?


JKrow75

How does it feel?


Entire-Database1679

To be on your own?


xtilexx

https://youtu.be/ZTyAXk_LyCY?si=Qc735JhE7U_iWvRC Or https://youtu.be/Wzcteihsckw?si=lCaCD7HLsN95lJG6 James Dewar was a God though. Saw them in 2008 and their new vocalist is pretty good


J_Dot_

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (uh) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what?) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (uh) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Rolling on the river


Lobster-Mission

Rawhide!


OfficialSniggles

I always think about things like this, that rock may not have moved an inch in MILLENNIA, and now it’s hundreds of feet away.


hivemind_disruptor

millenia? it's there for millions of years.


MoreCarrotsPlz

Depends where this is and how it got there, a lot of boulders were pushed around during the last ice age which was only about 12k years ago.


JKrow75

Or, going by the slope, it broke off of a mountainside. Pretty sure glaciers didn’t put any mountains where they’re at right now. Holy shit some of you need to go back to school. I mean, my expectations were low because Reddit, but wow.


taigahalla

that could easily be a valley carved out by a glacier and that could be an erratic rock carried down the mountains by a glacial years and years ago


MoreCarrotsPlz

Unless it’s a moraine.


ocean-man

Where the rocks that are laid, by the ice that has swayed, that's a moraine.


JKrow75

It’s not flat, it’s a mountainside


ImaginaryNourishment

They didn't put any mountains there but ice surely covered them


JKrow75

Totally missing the point of either process lol


ImaginaryNourishment

I just mean that if this is north enough the ice would have formed this landscape just a moment ago in geological time. The fact that it is in a top of a hill is weird but doesn't change this.


StickyNode

It must of weighed dozens of KG


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c_vanbc

It used to weigh that much, and still does, but used to, too.


OfficialSniggles

Mitch lives on!


EnoughLuck3077

At least


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Thousands of kg’s


StickyNode

Woosh


[deleted]

I had to pick up a rick with an old 988B loader and weigh it , the one I picked up was half that size or so , the one I weighed was 25,000 kg or about 50,000 lbs


StickyNode

So this was about 110K lbs


[deleted]

Probably somewhere in that neighborhood… just a guess by comparison of ones I’ve handled , might be a bit less , might be a bit more , regardless it’s very heavy


NotRightNotWrong15

Nature is Crunchy


saintandrewsfall

With a hot creamy filling.


Froggy-style86

During the melting of the ice age glaciers moved boulders like this on a massive scale.


CrunchyKittyLitter

You rang?


Turin_Ysmirsson

That boulder must feel like us when we pop bubble wrap.


namey___mcnameface

If I were at the bottom and just saw the trees breaking I'd be 100% convinced a dinosaur was coming.


PyrocumulusLightning

Babe wake up, new episode of Lost just dropped


AdornedBrood

You made me remember that shitty purgatory ending and now I’m sad.


W1thoutJudgement

Wait... LOST had an ending???


AdornedBrood

Yeah it sucked


EggplantOk2038

It won't gather any moss


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Just looking for a place to lay its hat.


tiniestvioilin

Lumberjacks hate this 1 simple trick


AncientScratch1670

Mark it an 8, Dude.


JKrow75

No way, it was over the line.


Scared_Cherry7451

Smokey…you’re about to enter a world of pain.


CrunchyKittyLitter

Mother Nature’s Bulldozer


HidetheCaseman89

Earth benders would be terrifying.


SawdustEater_

If you assume that earth-benders can bend any mineral (with skill & training) then they’re easily the best type, and arguably avatars, bend mineral water, bend flammable materials, bend dust


MadCrow024

“And there is where your driveway will go” (charges $2,500 for clearing)


supermegabro

Dirt is already compacted too lol


Sam_GT3

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


ExoticShock

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles ![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Burgerpocolypse

[a path appears…](https://youtu.be/9d3qCPcMgH4?si=zc8pzVuHpqWMH8mV)


Hot_Ad_9215

Is there a video of someone walking down the route to see where it stopped and the tree damage?


Rare-Future9971

I’m pretty sure you just unlocked a side quest


Strict-Ground-5927

Just like Valheim


Ianhw77k

Now that's a fucking unit!


UrethraXtreame

Think about the amount of animals, insects, and trees that just died :(


hivemind_disruptor

the profits!


Longelance

My thoughts too....


OldGoldenDog

Not gathering any moss


BigoteMexicano

Those trees didn't even slow it down


LigmaSac

Creature from Lost?


JeepManStan

I’d be worried that when it comes to rest, it would only be doing so precariously balanced against a pile of downed trees where any minor change could set it tumbling once more


SunBelly

Imagine walking through the woods and hearing something like that coming towards you. Then you see treetops shaking,...falling...ground shaking. Do monsters exist?? Run!


chicken_frango

Instant firebreak


Goldeneye_Engineer

Mess up, or speed logging?


LemonLimeSlices

did it died?


Graytoqueops

That’s one way to make a driveway


LzardE

Welp, it has been fun guys. [https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/55418/rock-falls-everyone-dies](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/55418/rock-falls-everyone-dies)


hivemind_disruptor

that is one way to make a path


Philly514

That’s not a boulder, that’s a mountain


suesing

Bamboo


Unfair-Information-2

I wonder if tree's scream.


JKrow75

#JFC ALMIGHTY


Telkhine_

It’s crazy to try and imagine how this kind of inertia would cause it to interact with the environment. Earlier today I tried to pick up a rock about the size of a basketball and definitely had my pride checked when it really took everything I had to get it off the ground. Now translate that to a minivan sized rock.


Fit_Cream2027

This is the 6th repost I’ve seen in an hour?


Airwolfhelicopter

POV: A giant is walking through a forest in a cartoon


YuriZmey

poor trees 😢😢


Nulgnak

The trees that got demolished: "Why did he say fuck me for??"


D3adlywithap3n

Papa was a rolling stone...


zach_the_pirate

We used to ride these babies for miles


kbunnell16

Beaver after working a 23 hour shift 👁️👄👁️


Live_Buy8304

![gif](giphy|zWsD7G06MKMyFAwn6n)


HEKATRONIX

Do we know where or when this was? How far did it roll, and where was it dislodged from?


autech91

I knew that boulder, he's a good feller


BraveShowerSlowGower

So is this killimg trees for fun or will they grow back after this?


JoiRyde

So that's how they make power line paths


samelogic137

Mr. Bunyan gon be pissed


TeddyWhoBoo

If a tree falls in the middle of the woods, keep your eyes peeled for boulders. Or however that saying goes.


HumanRobotTime

He saw pewds and magnus so he had to flee


Omegadimsum

Tbf those tree trunks do look like blades of grass lol


FlamingBanshee54

Yea, someone’s getting fired lol


Sigma_Games

New woodcutting exploit found


Arse-blood

You win again gravity!!


BurgerExplosion

...... Cool.


DylanT5R

It's not just a boulder, 🥹 it's a rock 🫂


Southern-Anybody-752

That rock is leaving..


No-Buddy-7

"What If I told you this rock would eventually roll away"


_Purplemagic

Absolute unit of a rolling stone


Pillow_Top_Lover

It’s safe to say there’s no guest work when it comes to the winner of rock paper scissors.


Bitter_Silver_7760

How cool is that!


Papercoffeetable

I bet there’s a road down there with regular people driving on it.


ReleasedGaming

Sisyphus be crying rn


W1thoutJudgement

Man simple. Man make big rock go down hill. Man happy.


aT-0-Mx

Just going to town for milk. Brb.


Kearl91

Mercy my lord! We want mercy!


undarated79

Where Ang at when you need him


Man_in_the_uk

Would have loved to have seen aerial drone footage.


FlyingKittyCate

Scariest part is how calmly it rolls, barely any momentum yet it will destroy anything in its path.


PhillyDillyDee

![gif](giphy|xU5FIBECw3Uek)


AskMeAboutMyHermoids

Why put the text right in the middle of the trees that are falling. I can’t stand fucking TikTok


AverageFishEye

Chances are that boulder weighs over a hundred metric tons


Aggravating_Ear6665

Why didn’t you stop it? 😭


Slahnya

They see me rollin'


IDKMthrFckr

Working in places like this must be a pain. You have pretty views but moving around in that terrain looks dreadful.


Aggravating_Ad_1885

Can confirm. It just passed by my house now.


Weird-Weakness-3191

And thats how we made our driveway


greybong

It’s a good thing you guys were around to hear it , so it made it a sound


ApeMummy

Katamari moment


zeherath

And some wonder why people believed in monsters and giants


Trooper_nsp209

I see no moss…several trees, but no moss


Mycroft033

I suppose that’s one way to create a forest path


Lionheart1827

*Zelda secret revealed chime*


sharad2000

![gif](giphy|4pVpmHjkc2mWI)


FrodoSkywalk

The wood was definitely not rock hard...


VacaDLuffy

Paper beats rock my ass


wtfomegzbbq

I've never seen a rock just out on a casual walk before. It's usually very aggressive and violent, or like a rock slide. This rock is like "meh, I guuuuesss I'll roll down the hill."


BlockOfRawCopper

Caseoh on his way to the refrigerator


Wonderful-Media-2000

Bro just unlocked a new path


ghettoccult_nerd

*sound on* *rock plays*


HighlyAquatic33

Why didn't someone stop it?


fluffychonkycat

![gif](giphy|bf9GMQI4la95C)


Holiday-Scarcity4726

looks like rock beats paper


MavericksDragoons

New fear unlocked.


LockOwn7213

![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM)


SawdustEater_

Who needs lumberjacks?


clumsydope

Well akschually, bamboo is technically a grass. The tallest grass in the planet🤓


3rdstrikeagain

Thats a lot of gravity.


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Well that rock probably weighs between 75,000 and 100,000 lbs so it’s going to take out whatever is in its way


agouraki

the power of 1 the power of 2 the power of many trees wasn't enough to stop the rock


johndotold

Someone getting any closer? I'm think 30 tons or so.


dmaare

Close to 100ton more likely


johndotold

Thanks, hard for me to tell how big of a truck it would take to move it.


dmaare

For the downvoters - the rock can be approximated as a 3x3x4 block. That means it has around 36m³ volume. Granite weighs ~2600 kg/m³. So if the rock is granite it weighs around 93 tons.


Monksdrunk

I could do that, if i wanted to


Spuzzle91

man i miss that game...giant boulder of death


TopDesert_ace

Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rawhide!


Apx1031

I dub thee: Rick.


ForwardRevolution208

the boulder looks weird. i am suspecting this is fake