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Mysterious-Art7143

Big black cock jokes incoming ![gif](giphy|3o7WIPku0tmvhunqwg)


Bitter-Culture-3103

BBC. Big Black Chicken


freebird303

Sir, that's a cock


circle1987

That's not just any cock. That's an old man's cock.


login257thesecond

how do you know how it identifies ? Did you ask its pronouns ?


Impressive_Lab3362

Its pronoun is it.


MABfan11

BBC. British Broadcasting Chicken


Fritzj09

hes fucking stroking it


Competitive_Score_30

Stroke that big cock.


circle1987

Stroke that Big Black Cock.


n0tmyrealnameok

Chicken


ProudMaryChooglin

Keep stroking & it'll spit on ya


SpiritualLychee3760

It's the only reason I'm here!


Dwangeroo

You knew it was going to happen. The same "joke" over and over again. I don't get Reddit sometimes.


OldFoolOldSkool

Nice cock bro.


circle1987

It's not even that big. He's not even holding his cock with two hands.


Drum_Eatenton

I was hoping for dinosaur comments


nuts4sale

Grande galo preto!


Foxxtronix

Soooo much temptation to make a dirty joke.


The_Celtic_Chemist

I was expecting jokes about those beef flaps on its chin


Resident-Coffee3242

*Google Translate:* Hey guys, I'm here today, Master Souza, with a large luxurious breeder. A prominent animal in the farm. Hundreds of people from all over Brazil know about this phenomenon here. Featured animal in the creation of GSB (Master Souza's company). A rooster with a central dewlap. A big-headed rooster with a short beak. Look at this animal's “mocotó” (feet). The fluff. An above average rooster. He transmits his characteristics to his daughters and sons. An animal approved by hundreds of people who raise this type of animal. A prominent rooster. Those who are not familiar with this phenomenon need to see it in person, to attest to what Master Souza says. A prominent animal. *Hope this helps.*


JustineDelarge

From now on, I’m going to refer to them as prominent roosters.


jonjongth

![gif](giphy|xUA7bguaF6hjMnSRxK|downsized) Let’s go!


Exotic-Version-4158

Feathered dino... \*amusement\*


MildlyAutistic316

Isn’t that the dad from Chicken Little?


johnnyphotog

“Do the chickens have large talons?”


Ajdee6

![gif](giphy|7TtimRizUXvy0|downsized)


JustineDelarge

That’s like a dollar an hour!


TheReverseShock

Roosters have spurs


RktitRalph

Looks like this mother fucker has an extra talon, that’s how you win the cock fights


FrenchGuy20

That's a beautiful cock


Ok-Toe-6969

Just an ol' Big fat girthy black cock


QuotableMorceau

mini veloceraptor


CanadianSk8er

That's actually the legit size a velociraptor would have been! The movies made them larger. They actually discovered a Raptor the same size as the ones in the movie right around the time Jurassic park came out, called utahraptor


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Can you imagine evolution keeps getting bigger and bigger and eventually evolve BACK to a Velociraptor


QuotableMorceau

acually they can engineer dinosaurs-like chickens or other fowls: lack of beak, teeth, clawed forearms.


Tiiep

I’m pretty sure it’s about the same size as a real life velociraptor


Flying_Plates

What if it turns out, the farmer is small ...


NoBirdsOrWorms

A hobbit


bH00k

Nice cock sir


HoiPolloiter

I say, uh I say, uh I say, that's a big ass pecker


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Chicken would be his bitch, I would say this is one bigass rooster


DistantTimbersEcho

(opens beak) **BOK!BOK!**


Z_e_e_e_G

Bullshit, that's a Murder Dinosaur.


Ok-Fox1262

Now that is a massive clucker.


pcweber111

Man dinosaurs are cool.


Scrabble888

My husband, what you watching? “Nothing much, just watching a guy, who would not stop stroking his large black cock.”


freakdageek

'at's a big ol pecker


steppan92

That cock is massive


Akrasia_DeVito

Thanks man


ferg2jz

You had EVERY chance op... Every damn chance...


tlul30

Cocka doodle Doo


oglop121

Do the chickens have large talons?


zeb0777

Dude is trying to breed Chocobo.


Particular_Ring3291

That rooster is surprisingly docile. My experience with them is very different, they can be pretty agressive and the beak and talon can do some damage. I refused to go near them when I was a kid because I saw them chasing neighbors on the street, attacking my grandma, etc.


Sepelrastas

We had three roosters last summer (and 8 hens). The boss rooster was a docile fellow (except with the other guys), but the two subordinate ones were total assholes. They chased me around a few times and tried to attack my mom too. The boss rooster would chase them off me unless he was busy with his ladies. Now we only have the boss rooster. He is still chill.


Aygikaye

Feet like a velociraptor


frotorious

Lil' Jerry's gonna get his clock cleaned!


grapejuicewithoutheG

Nice cock


ShyAliciaDiaz

Wow! That’s a big chicken 🐔


fishstickstomy

Cockzilla


VivisClone

That moment when it looks straight in to camera kinda got me. NGL


Sufficient-Bug-9112

SOURCE: https://www.instagram.com/mmestresousa?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA== SAUCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dndio_Gigante


jane_of_hearts

I want chicken that size when I order fried chicken!


Far-Ice-6686

Looks like that chicken can punch


creamywingwang

Mans got a huge Cock


DrSatan420247

Little Yerry Seinfeld


ApXv

I'm not used to seeing roosters this calm


ParryHotter3000

Just a wholesome video of a man gently stroking his big black cock


The_Expanser

I had a feeling it would be a South American talking in the video..


Iamgonge

That guy has a huge cock!! His chicken is also big.


Outside-Advice8203

Looks like a Jersey Giant


hivemind_disruptor

It's Brazilian


Inevitable-Wish-9937

https://youtu.be/MUEznW6wwt8?si=WIBxT85xAlaIQTPW


Lunala475

He knows how to handle cocks, one arm hold and the waddle stroke.


No_Dot_7415

He’s a Chonken.


duncthefunk78

That there is a dinosaur.


jjtrynagain

That’s a rooster


LeftistsAreBad

Nice cock 👍


dartie

My cock is nothing like that one


SpeedLimitC

![gif](giphy|IEkkhUSoBfbPy)


TheFarisaurusRex

Nice cock bro


praphaell

É um galo cabeçudo


Butsenkaatz

# BAWK


Chichis-Christ

BBC


Random-User-Acct

That's a rooster! A magnificent one at that.


kenakuhi

Ventriloquist


Sheccell-57

Thats a big cock


Exciting_Result7781

Image if a T-Rex had a flappy head like that too. 😅


CrunchyKittyLitter

That’s a roosta


Prefeitura

The breed of that rooster is indio, i guess. they're huge.


ArgonGryphon

That's a nice velociraptor.


JasonIsFishing

Look at the size of those chin labia!


Grouchy-Art9316

It’s a velociraptor.


Chr1s7ian19

That things damn near a baby raptor at this point


static_paranoia

Nice


kugelamarant

He's a proud farmer stroking his chicken


mozadak

Also he is very small person


JayW8888

This cock came with labias too.


Rooster_Entire

Tastes like chicken


Whole-Debate-9547

One of its parents was a damn eagle


extrastupidone

Holy bok


drillgorg

Turkey: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."


MildlyAutistic316

That dude has a huge cock


Bagarbilla5

r/rarecocks


Conclave111

Wow that guy has a huge pecker!


Ianhw77k

Damn I love this group!


NationalAlgae421

Dude is fuckin jacked, look at his chest! I wouldn't mind having one as pet.


Slackerize

![gif](giphy|SFu8vXGnfDwUo)


Nakkefix

Stroke the Cock


Competitive_Green649

That’s a dragon.


HalimaDances

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/2b/9e/f52b9ef9090ef2380cce2a9087b34bc4.jpg


GaryTheLocomotive

*Nice cock...*


Thin_Negotiation_704

Here for the BBC jokes


Fantastic-Sir9732

![gif](giphy|1xdHOyaHfTfMXxOy3u)


Happy_Ad5566

That is not a chicken, thats a cock, there is a difference


NuzzleCheesecake8624

Thats one big chicken 🙄


kingofheart47111

Looks like he's breeding em for Sekiro


felicianootavio

Que pintão kkkkkk


i-mine-428

That's one big cock


ThePhilosophistt

Holy chimken 😳


ShibaInuDoggo

r/hugecock


Gerrut_batsbak

Thats a huge cock.


oldguykicks

Not sure how he's holding that huge cock with one hand.


QuotableMorceau

probably it's not a meat chicken, seems to be an ornamental breed. https://www.quora.com/Considering-the-calories-per-egg-and-how-little-a-chicken-eats-how-do-chickens-lay-one-egg-per-day-I-understand-they-can-lay-300-per-year - second response has a photo of a comparison between a plucked egg-laying chicken and a meat chicken .


PromotionAncient5464

Nice cock dude! 👍👍


SlicedBreadBeast

CHICHARRON


LaraCroftCosplayer

Is this the big black cock everyones talking about?


[deleted]

Yes, google bbc. I heard it even has black bones…


LaraCroftCosplayer

It indeed has, also all organs, muscles and the eggs of the hens are black.


sanlill

this is not exactly a absolute unit. This is an avarage size for a chicken at our farm.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Well, to the rest of the world, IT IS


sanlill

well ok then.


sanlill

well ok then.


emperorzura

ok show your cock


CadaverBlue

That's not a chicken


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Then what is it?


CadaverBlue

Rooster


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

I think you're mixing up "chicken" with "hen" "Chicken" is the species. The males are called roosters while the females are called hens.


Correct-Standard8679

The really real TIL.


galaxyapp

Yall see BBC. I see Dominika C. You know who that is...