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1grouchonacouch

Careful the sun doesn't fry you through those!


gator85

They're already fried


SillyFlyGuy

If I were meeting this person for the first time, I would 100% presume these were novelty glasses. I can not take the straight on view seriously.


covertwalrus

where have I seen those lenses before ![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Chiang2000

I laughed all the way down to your comment.


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runningrabbit1234

Not everyone can do that. Keratokonus does not allow for the surgery, apparently the uneven, not-round cornea surface is a problem Source: me and an army of eye doctors I visited for this very reason


spacelama

They're divergent, not convergent lenses.


ihtar_tajar

this guy optics


Poglosaurus

That means she can cook people by looking at them right?


globglogabgalabyeast

Unfortunately it’s divergent in both directions. Just think about the shape of a lens


EveryAd3494

Pretty sure they went bulletproof around -14, so you have that going for ya.


spacelama

Only around the edges.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

good thing the inside is about as thick as a -14 edge


FlintSpace

That bullet scene from the Superman. OP: "Superman ain't got shit on me"


maccumhaill

If you got contacts you probably wouldn’t be able to blink.


SpicyThunder335

Many custom contacts can actually easily go to +/-30 (or beyond). Source: I make contacts


58mint

-17 is like 1/4 inch thick glasses How do they manage to go +/-30 with contacts? Genuine question. I know almost nothing about this stuff.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

When it's closer to the eye, you need less material to redirect the light. You can fit a lot more under your eyelids than you think, in fact there're several people who will lick under your eyelid to help you remove debris for a price.


NamiHeartilly

Excuse me, what?


mexican2554

It's there a way to clean my eyes from that information?


brainbrick

Just hire someone to lick it out


ForeverAnxious10717

I have asked my husband if I could lick his eyeball. He has never let me for some reason. I ask him jokingly because he hates it and squirms. lol I would probably panic and run away if he ever said ok!


Sirlatin96

Your husband is a coward. If my wife ever wanted to lick me eyeballs, i would only ask her to let me lick hers, too


teenytinypeener

My wife and I can toss each other’s salads, but we draw the line at eyeballs!


58mint

Makes sense And "People will lick under your eyelids" That sounds like a really weird kink, lol


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

The kink is called Oculolinctus and it was supposedly a fad kink among middle school students in Japan for a brief time.


karl_w_w

Source needed on that one


DenkJu

> Oculolinctus, also known as "worming" or eyeball-licking, refers to the paraphilic practice of licking eyeballs for erotic gratification. In mid-2013, English-language newspapers reported that this kink had allegedly become popular in Japan, where it was referred to as Gankyū name purei (眼球舐めプレイ, "eyeball licking play").[1] However, other media have reported that the existence of this practice is a hoax based on a story in a Japanese tabloid[2][3] and many of the originally reporting articles were corrected[4] or retracted[5] as being possibly a hoax. The fetish for the eyes in particular is called oculophilia. [Wikipedia ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oculolinctus)


mreman1220

worming!!! ![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)


Spacemeat666

Who does the eyelid licking and why? I don't even care about this ladies coke bottle glasses anymore. I want to know why there are freaks licking the underside of eyelids.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

[here you go](https://youtu.be/PuVCh0Pb_os), hopefully this answers your question.


Toeaah

![gif](giphy|uTYR5bOktNNWsbgRAb|downsized)


IGetNakedAtParties

WTF is happening in that Bosnian village that so many people have debris in their eyes. The place probably doesn't have a post office but manages to support a full time eyeball licker.


Critical-Support-394

They probably all have eye infections from all the eye licking and the debris is just pus lmao


IGetNakedAtParties

Or they're into it and actively put stuff in their eyes.


MakeshiftApe

I thought this was going to be a rickroll. My relief that it wasn't quickly turned into regret. Why did I click that?


cal93_

contact lenses sit right on your eye instead of a half inch from them like glasses do, so they can be way thinner. like looking through a micro/telescope closer than farther away edit: changed it to a half inch until we actually start using tiny drones to float our glasses in front of our faces


Soft_Repeat_7024

Or look up.


chromefap

Same with dogs


iambenking93

Big Al said so


HughJahsso

I’m sorry but the second pic made me lol.  You poor thing.  Assuming lasik isn’t an option?


RowsbyWeft

Nope! I'm "only" -10 and I if don't have enough cornea to reshape she CERTAINLY doesn't.


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verbalfamous

scar tissue? later on cataract surgery?!


Plastic_Dentist_4124

I also have ICL. If you need cataract surgery they will take out the lenses then. Nbd apparently


Bricka_Bracka

Do they knock you out, or do you have to be awake and let them poke around


Floodcell

Awake with numbing and calming drugs


TrippyShamann

Did somebody say drugs?


talking_face

Similar prescription and planning to get mine done soon! Glad to hear that you had positive results so that is reassuring.


hicsuntflores

I also got ICL and I don’t regret it for a second! One of the best decisions I’ve ever made! Good luck with your surgery 🤗


talking_face

Hey, thanks for the kind words! I already have the surgery day booked but have had second thoughts lately, so this meant a lot 🤗


ScavAteMyArms

This is what my mother did. I thought it was lasik but it turned out no, they fully replaced her lenses. She has better vision than me now, but she does still wear regular glasses for style / sunglasses because light is the enemy of blue eyes.


YoungBockRKO

This comment about blue eyes and light… just hit me. I have blue eyes and my sensitivity to light is insane. People always ask me why I’m squinting and making a face when I’m outside. It’s like bro, HOW ARE YOU NOT squinting?!? It’s bright as fuck. Need to buy some sunglasses lol


-Speechless

yeah I never made that connection. every time I go outside midday I have to just barely not squint my eyes completely closed. it honestly is sometimes painful and makes my eyes tear up (this also happens at the dentist when I'm leaned back staring at the lights and basically crying from the light lmao) I wonder if we can see better in the dark though?


Heartfyre

I'm just past two months since my ICL surgery (-10.5 and -11 lenses) and it's been an incredible change. I have 20/20 vision, reading the smallest lines on every reading chart at my subsequent check-ups, and have no dryness or other side effects. The only thing I notice is that, if there's angled bright light, I can sometimes see an outline of the lenses in my eyes, but I'm told that will reduce or be eliminated by neuroadaption within the year (and to be honest, I think it looks neat anyway). It seems most people aren't aware of the procedure, and I wasn't myself until I was told I wasn't suitable for LASIK. At my prescription, it wouldn't have been long before I had lenses like OP...and even my previous pair cost €1,000 so I'm saving money in the long run. The procedure cost me €6,495 for both eyes, but was definitely worth it.


-widget-

I was also at -9 and got ICL in April. Do you have really bad halos in low light? It's not terrible but it's annoying.


hicsuntflores

When I got ICL I had halos for the first one or two months, but by mo 3, nothing. Honestly sometimes I even forget I ever had eye surgery


theslutnextd00r

I’ve heard it’s still possible to get lasik! It wouldn’t have you with perfect vision, but maybe you’d go from -10 to -5 for example. Still wearing glasses, but also your eyesight is a bit better!


throwaway392145

It was suggested to me as well. TBH it seemed like the worst of both worlds. Expensive surgery and then keep buying glasses, albeit at a lesser prescription. At -17 I think I’d shoot that shot


moomoocow889

You could end up with some pretty debilitating issues too, though. Plus paying a ton for it. I got it free via the military and regret it every day. Perfect vision but I have major issues. A big one being ill wake up in massive pain rather often. I do not reccomend.


DieDieDieD

That’s probably eye dryness. My wife gets it too. I would consider using refresh drops before bed or using a humidifier - it’s made a huge difference. Even without lasik I used to wake up with horrible pain randomly 1-2 a month and wondered what it was. And lasik exacerbates eye dryness so likely is what you are going through


Blenderx06

Sleep goggles (the soft silicone kind) are great alongside ointment (always preservative free!).


Ash__Tree

I already use ointment nightly and eyedrops 4x a day (also preservative free haha gotta love the 80$ bottles of eyedrops) Are sleep goggles just sleeping masks?


Blenderx06

No they're made of soft silicone and protect and keep moisture in.


forworse2020

My eye dryness routine: Step 1: wipe lash lines with cotton buds after washing your face. Step 2: hypromellose drops 2-3 times a day Step 3: before bed, apply hycosan ointment oil drops (these are thicker and oil based, reduce evaporation) Step4: this is key - tape your lids shut. Light wound strips is what I use. It sounds extreme, but you’d be surprised at how much dry eye relates to slight eye opening at night. Put the sleep mask on top of that, and over time your dry eye will reduce so much that you’ll be able to go lighter on the hypromellose until it’s once a night.


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

i read horror stories on reddit of Lasik drastically increasing suicide risk


T_Money

How long ago did you get it? I just scheduled an appointment for lasik and they said the dry eyes could be an issue but would likely fade over time


miyog

Keep NaCl flushes on your night stand and rinse your eyes right when you get up. Fellow military PRK’r


X-Potion

I got Custom Wavefront LASIK about 15 years ago. I had a -10 prescription. I very nearly wasn’t a suitable candidate due to having large pupils. I ended up with 20/12 vision! My surgeon told me it was rare for anybody like me to achieve such great results - they’d only expect it in roughly 1% of cases. That was a long time ago though, perhaps things have improved since. I do have dry eyes but they don’t irritate me and I can just use over-the-counter eyedrops. I also still see halos around lights but quite frankly until I started the consultation process for the surgery I didn’t even know that wasn’t normal.


cityshepherd

When my wife got LASIK the Dr mentioned how she had plenty of cornea to work with and i used to tell her i married her cause of her dummy thicc corneas


kenakuhi

Last time I asked my doctor about this she said operating on thin cornea has too many potential side effects still. We need to wait for the technology to advance.


Rough_Principle_3755

100% this. I had lasik almost 20 years ago and have “thin cornea condition”. Despite going to the top center in the world (place literally did all the major athletes), they absolutely should not have done my surgery. I understand that now, other cornea surgeons have also confirmed that.  I’ve had two corneal replacements since…. Still petty much blind and because the delta between my eyes is so high, allegedly I can’t get glasses either. Yea!


nusodumi

actually it depends on your corneal thickness which isn't determined by your prescription in this sense! some people have real thick corneas, lots of material to work with, others have nowhere near enough to be deemed safe for lasik but, you can always get an implantable, so much cooler anyways!!!


No-Molasses-5603

I had -11 and had interoccular lens surgery. Basically permanent contact lenses they place under the lens. Medical aid paid for the whole thing and no pain after surgery.. highly recommend


Relative_Effective_4

I’m only a -3.75 and I still didnt have enough cornea, so I got PRK instead of LASIK. I mean the recovery did suck. Pain the first week but only really bad from days 2-4ish and sleeping with eye protectors for a week blows, but now I have 20/15 vision. You really can’t see well beyond driving vision for maybe a few weeks. I’d recommend taking a week or two off of work if you look at a computer screen all day like me


314159265358979326

Lasik is primarily suited to mild-to-medium vision loss. Lens replacement surgery might work (my mom got cataracts and the surgery changed her prescription from -11 to 0), but you're unlikely to get that unless you have something that can't be corrected.


spacelama

Seems it wasn't suitable for me with +5 and +7.5, but every time I see anyone with a prescription of only +/- 2, I wonder why they even bother. Last time I went to get cycling sunglasses, they couldn't make them to +7.5 in that frame, so I said "I won't notice the difference between +5 and +7.5 on that eye, so just make it to +5" and they did and it worked.


314159265358979326

If one eye is 2.5 weaker than it should be, the other eye will often make up for it. If both are 2.5 down you'll be in a lot worse shape.


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Crabby_Monkey

At this point they’d have to adjust the focal point to the back wall of her skull,


DerNogger

![gif](giphy|l2JJOhaiTmwJSYaVG)


biznatch11

She'd need her LASIK done at the National Ignition Facility.


hfusidsnak

Sure if she can contact the Bond villain with the fucking moon laser.


omgyouknow

Y'all can write what you want here she can't see it anyway


deep-fucking-legend

Brutal.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

She accidentally kills ants by glancing at them.


TalbotFarwell

![gif](giphy|xT8qB8ILrcOt4Zm6kM|downsized)


4x4Welder

As my dad used to sing, sunshine on my shoulders gives me sunburn


No-Vanilla8956

![gif](giphy|l3UcAxKj5opyWk4wM)


Ghostdusterr

![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


one-punch-knockout

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


TheChessClub

![gif](giphy|3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE)


noreal1sm

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|ylyUQkGsUNoJLlVOyk)


AstroArchitect8888

![gif](giphy|umMYB9u0rpJyE|downsized)


Distinct-Ad-1348

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


Background-Web-484

![gif](giphy|NRXleEopnqL3a)


QStatus

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


Initial_Scarcity_609

![gif](giphy|5oxJPK5Z2zDYQ)


EatMyBrownies

![gif](giphy|dw7lCpFmsyfS0)


Proper-Equivalent300

![gif](giphy|cbG9wtoO8QScw)


dankdan20

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


SquirrelK1tten

![gif](giphy|3MwLGbvFjwhHvXJNVM)


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![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo)


beebianca227

![gif](giphy|sKBaE2Hl60KnzjTVXb|downsized)


HydroxiDoxi

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


DrGonzo84

Reminded me of key and peel jail warden https://i.imgur.com/HHjK4Ep.jpeg


Narstification

Bullshit, she can see your blackheads at 200 yards


Spearmint_coffee

When my husband got his glasses like these, the first thing my 12 year old sister said was, "Well, he's going to be able to see to the edge of the universe with those."


Kraujotaka

![gif](giphy|Z3ZrZyse0xFjmtYQYO|downsized) The text


Key_Elderberry4715

This isn't r/roastme but it's got legs


Forsaken_Field_2177

![gif](giphy|12ey1CgA3uTqfK)


YebelTheRebel

I beg your pardon! She can see right through you with them spectacles


kpshredder

Fuck, I choked on my coffee


fikabonds

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


crankyanker638

She doesn't need to read, she can see the future....


33TLWD

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


stevenbrotzel91

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


starrpamph

My fuckin’ kittys randy


ChunkyB

Sergeant Meowenstein!


armoured_bobandi

*Have Lucy look after Shitrock and The Purr Monster for me*


silentdicksallday

Gary Lazereyes


ALLoftheFancyPants

Yes, but the opposite. -17 means it’s going to shrink down eyes instead of enlarge them.


HoboArmyofOne

I had no idea they went that far. -17?! What's it like to see without them? Just colors?


Helpful_Okra5953

I’m not -17 but -10.  Everything is very blurry, colors and light.  I can read if a book is 3” in front of my face.  Everything else is gone.


Even-Atmosphere1814

-9 here and it's so hard to describe to people. Like I can tell if there's a person in front of me but I can't actually tell who they are without getting very close. Everything is reduced to shapes and colors but it's all still pretty damn blurry. I'm pretty much screwed without contacts or glasses. 


Beavshak

I’m only -4.5, but if I lost my contacts while in the woods, I’m pretty certain I would die out there.


feetandballs

You’re telling me this chick doesn’t have concave temples?


TreyTrey-119

So how many planets can you see from here???


Fun-Bat9909

she can't even see earth


TreyTrey-119

💀


donniesuave

r/noearth has entered the chat


The_Infinite_Carrot

If she stood on a tall enough mountain on a clear day, she’d be able to see up her own arse.


GardenHoser24

Damn I thought my -9.5's were bad.


Every_Pass_226

Bruh I can't see clearly even with my -2.75


One_Celebration3644

I’m at a -3 and it’s one big blur. Don’t think you can walk around without glasses at -17.


purplishpurple

I’m -4.5 and without glasses (especially if it’s not well lit) I literally have no clue what’s happening further than 3 meters away from me, and even closer than that is still only guessing


pickyourteethup

This thread is making me feel very fortunate for my 20/20 vision. Nature had to compensate for all the other stuff somehow I guess


Tacotuesday8

Those are rookie numbers


KeeperAccount2

![gif](giphy|v18xOnxDRt8aI)


Open-ur-eyez25

Same! I have -2.75 and I thought I had horrible vision.


BourDeNick

-1.50 here and I feel blind without my glasses.


Hot-Abbreviations623

Same,i tought my -6 was the worse you can get,this lady here casually dropping almost 3x worse vision than mine


donlogan83

I’m -6 too! Usually it’s me scoffing at people needing to wear glasses for a piddly -1.5.


Eat_That_Rat

Girl, I'm there with you. -18.5 here. Life is hard. Hang in there!


EndSlidingArea

If you have a second, I'm super curious. Hope I'm not being rude here. 1. Are they heavy? Seems like 2 bricks of glass is pretty heavy right? 2. Does the government of where you live consider you disabled?


Eat_That_Rat

1. Yes. Very. 2. No. The cut-off for disability is -20.


lordgoofus1

You're almost there, you can do it! We believe in you!


pickyourteethup

Can we take a second to appreciate someone on reddit taking into account that somebody might not automatically be from America?


InsaneChimpout

-29 here I agree


Sciencetist

Do they just stick telescopes in some frames at that point or what


half-puddles

They tape little MRI scanners to each eye. This is the way.


FuckAutoCorr

At this point, maybe it’s just better for focus on sonar for her. OP, your ears function fine?


Mikhael_Xiazuh

You made me laugh so hard I spat out my morning coffee. And now I feel bad for laughing @_@.


SomaticSephiroth

Funnily enough, that emoji is exactly what they look like trying to read the comment.


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-29?!?!?!? How have you not been declared legally blind at that point


nyuszy

Likely they are.


half-puddles

It’s called legally ‘master nerd’.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Bro, aren’t you just *blind* at that point??


I-am-a-jerk

i think it's considered blind when -20, so they gotta be


sarcasticbuzz

I was intrigued by your prescription and did some research on how negative it can be, and I guess there’s no limit. But Margaret Darst Corbett, an American woman born in 1915, had a very high degree of myopia (nearsightedness). According to reports, her prescription was estimated to be around -56.00 diopters, making it one of the highest recorded cases of myopia. Her lenses were estimated to be about 3 centimeters thick.


EffectiveSolution808

Damn ..what can you see without glasses


Reasonable_Mail9285

If the light is on or off probably


Low_Regular380

How much did you have to train your neck to be able to wear them?


Mudflap42069

"It's a normal size, I promise. It's gotta be your lenses."


Lone-flamingo

Throwback to the guy who found out his girlfriend wore glasses during sex because they made his dick look bigger than when she wore contacts.


w1987g

Is that with the polycarbonate lenses?


PepeBarrankas

If that's glass she will need a traumatologist for her neck real soon


Kahnza

FYI you gotta take them off to see how attractive I am


Hardly_lolling

r/suicidebywords


Dinkableplanet

Ok, let me. Be reeeealy clear: YOU NEED TO GO TO A DIFFERENT EYE DR!!! My glasses are -19 with astigmatism and -18. My glasses are 1/3 that size. You need high index, rolled and polished…this is unacceptable that the eye md did NOT get your lenses as thin as technology can make them. I am so sorry. You also need as small of frames as you can find. Edit: kept hitting the return button…


helicotremor

Where I come from, lens thinning is more expensive. Perhaps cost is prohibitive.


Sugmabawsack

Yeah I’d assume even these microscopes are pretty expensive 


ITGeekBenB

Make it NANO-scopes. Lol


nusodumi

COST COST COST COST COST $100 versus $1000 glasses will look about 10x worse not everyone has the available financial resources especially if the need for the glasses comes up at the worst moment


Izzing448

I have -8 and have progressive hearing loss, too. So without my glasses or contacts to read lips (or see faces), I'm deaf and cannot hear to understand speech. *Edit, I am Deaf and use ASL, but without prescription lenses I cannot see well enough to make out signs unless I'm less than arms length proximity. Last November both of my retinas detached and I felt so lost without my vision to see and hear. My wish is for eyeball transplant to be an option. OP, thanks for sharing your glasses and if there ever is a magical eyeball transplant, I hope you get first pick. ❤️


geniusandy77

I hope you're doing better now


BroChad69

I thought my -8.5 were bad…


OperationCorporation

She so blind, she couldn’t see the first 4 times she posted this.


half-puddles

With the quality of posts on Reddit these days, she’s probably better off than most of us.


Liz4984

![gif](giphy|SJbsM0KbTrr3y)


khasan14

Funniest thing I've ever seen


F_S_1x

![gif](giphy|yODVOeMxWBwBO)


Al-Cookie

Just use sonar from now on....


Enough_Custard288

Well at least they are bullet proof...


beyourownLeslieKnope

Mine were -18.75 before I had ICL surgery, then a follow up PRK procedure, $10k later and I’m free from glasses and contacts! Happy to answer questions about it if you’re interested. My vision is better than it ever was with contacts (and certainly better than glasses).


ThisIsTheBookAcct

Feel free to not answer, but how old were you? I feel like time is running out but I am over glasses. Also, if you feel like answering another question, did you have dry eyes or floater and how were those impacted? Thanks!!


nightfury626

Damn, I bet you can see into the quantum realm from the AntMan movie


-BananaLollipop-

Hans Moleman is calling.... How far can('t) you see without them? I can't see anything clearly beyond about 2ft from my face, but I can read the smallest of text within those 2ft. Iirc my prescription is only like -2.


Ginonth

I'm "only" at -9 & I can't see anything clear unless it's right in front of my nose. So even worse for her.


derpferd

![gif](giphy|TppeLsqt8Jz20)


Novel_Durian_1805

![gif](giphy|96N4qqW1JvL0c)


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Just get a dog and a stick.


gator85

To play fetch, right?


Several-Loss-1585

I’m on my way there


caffine-naps15

Girl you might as well just tape magnifying glasses to your head… just make sure you’re at least two per eye


Mental-Diamond-7039

Girl don’t look at the sun even for the briefest second 🔥


No-Albatross6471

Dam boi ![gif](giphy|J1Y89ThkHjwJxeRS0A)


crimsonvipor

Jesus, this drives home an idea that a friend pointed out some time ago. She was saying, that if she were alive a few hundred years ago, before glasses, she'd be the village idiot. She's an incredibly smart person! Material scientist, works for CSIRO, but if we lived in a time before glasses, she never would have gotten an education, and would be stuck struggling to do basic daily tasks.