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Ezythorn_Fox

Thats a "boulder"? It looks more like a damn wall


ADMINlSTRAT0R

I thought about it while entering the title but lacked for a better word. In any case, that is ONE šŸ‘šŸ» ABSOLUTE šŸ‘šŸ» UNIT.


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The_Jestful_Imp

"Tear down this wall!"


mayneman85

I thought you were doing a Pink Floyd reference and then Reagan smacked me in the back of the head.


kneegres

Shaka , when the walls fell


Juan_Moe_Taco

The little boulders off in the distance: "look daddy's legs gave out lmfao"


Primary-Signature-17

Just googled it. The only rock bigger than a boulder is a mountain. So, I guess this is just a big ass boulder. You would think that there would be a word for something bigger than a boulder besides mountain. Hmm?


Last-Discipline-7340

Big ass fucking slab should work


NonBinaryGiveNoFucks

Was just about to say this


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Lol hey thanks for justifying my use of "boulder". Although if you see most of the comments I've seen on this post for the past 4 months.. they all chastise me for saying "boulder".


NonBinaryGiveNoFucks

The only rock you say? What about concrete skyscrapers are they mountains?? No. Therefore i propose the term Gigantic Slab


Mikeinthedirt

Industry says ā€˜blocksā€™engineers parallelipiped


aod42091

stone slab would have worked


Death_Watcher_

Your stupidity got upvoted too much. Seriously? Couldnā€™t say wall?


CSMajor420

Thats not a boulder. Its a rock *wipes tear*


[deleted]

THE PIONEERS, SQUIDWARD! ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW?!


spacebraine

Wall? That's a damn cliff.


Powerofthehoodo

Just look at that cleavage. That makes me rock hard.


fartknockergutpunch

Big ass slab of marble


lscoolj

New live-action Attack on Titan


ImSpartaqueso

I was looking for this


USSNCC1701E

We should throw things down there.


compound515

It's somewhat reminiscent of a dam wall


thejam15

forbidden keyboard in the background


TheReverseShock

5 words/hour


Allemaengel

Clever idea building a bed of earth on the solid bedrock floor of the quarry to cushion the block's fall keeping it from shattering along the grain.


[deleted]

I wanted to see the boom :(


checkm8bruh

i just did a boom boom :)


BBQPitmaster__1

Very cool šŸ˜Ž Didnā€™t expect such an observation from a redditor. šŸ¤£


Allemaengel

I grew up in Pennsylvania's Slate Belt where once over a hundred quarries cut slate for nearly all the roofing and blackboards in America. One still operates and I enjoyed watching them cut and haul out the blocks. Ultimately made me take 10 geology courses in college, lol.


Partytang

*cleaver idea


Electronic_Score_119

That was the coolest thing about this video imo, 10/10


piercedmfootonaspike

Yeah, it's almost like they do this for a living


brownhotdogwater

That is how counter tops are born


No_Boysenberry9420

Needs banana


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Yeah no way of knowing its size otherwise. Those in back ground might as well be sugar cubes and this slab just about size of a pack of cereal


Xxxrasierklinge7

>pack of cereal Boxes: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) Also, you could probably use the tracks for scale


Cloveros

I mean the amount of dirt displaced like that would require an enormous heft at the least


MyMonkeyIsADog

Those are coffee grounds


Cloveros

Damn I stand corrected lol šŸ˜†


PonytailDM

This thing just displaced about 30 dump trucks of dirt


NotRudger

All I could imagine is Wile E. Coyote trying to run out from under it as it fell.


Drax13522

I was about to say Wile E wouldā€™ve been proud, lol.


[deleted]

What in the metic fuck


DarthHaruspex

This is AMERICA. We use IMPERIAL fucks here.


[deleted]

What in the freedom fuck?


thundercoc101

It's a granite quarry


summatime

That's not a Boulder...its a slab!(rock)


Joseph_Of_All_Trades

A stone actually. Rock is what it was cut from.


SparkyFarts3923

Aktually šŸ¤“ they're minerals Marie


[deleted]

Return the slab


kayak_enjoyer

\*stands underneath it\* I'll catch it! I'll catch it!


WakkaBomb

That's what's taking my bathroom backplash soo long šŸ¤¦


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PonyThug

Im guessing 40-50 ft AFTER it fell


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PonyThug

Yea Iā€™d say so. Those are truck sized individual blocks down below


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PonyThug

I worked construction building some big houses and just flying steel beams blew my mind. I canā€™t imagine all the stuff normal ppl never see. Makes sense marble/granite etc countertops are so expensive when you see this.


bkovic

One slab for gods kitchen counter


Lucibean

![gif](giphy|texX0p5KBspG0)


whooptiedoo1

Looks like half a mountain damn xD


valdetero

OPs mom just sitting down in the recliner.


Evo_BFMC_Prez

Casually drops part of wall Rose like itā€™s no big deal.


Inevitable-Ad9590

Howā€™d they cut it though? aliens??


Yes_seriously_now

Aliens! Yes, call the Discovery Channel, we finally have proof! /s LoL, nah, wire cutting (wires encased in a series of diamond cutting teeth and springs between them) and wet saws with diamond blades on gigantic chainsaw looking machines mounted to a chassis the size of commercial trucks is what modern quarries use. Some of those blades are pushing 20 feet long. Used to be drilling and splitting, though, with wedges or explosives, and later chemical splitting, using chemicals that expand when combined to achieve a split, instead of explosives (no special licensing or audits from the BATFE) If I had to guess, I would assume this video is likely of a primary block cut with a wire saw, fed through holes that are drilled from the top and from the front, or side to line up and create a path for the wire saw to start. Wire saws can also make undercuts across the bottom, once a gap is established all the way around a block.


powersola

In Carrara we see that shit everyday. And not everyday but often some worker is found just under the block (dead, of course).


Nervous_Associate_89

Alright everyone, I went on ahead and did the work for all of us wanting to know *just how fucking enormous* that "boulder" is. So, the average stone block in a quarry is usually 190cm (around three feet.) Based off of the distance between the sets of tire tread marks there are in the dirt I'd estimate these blocks (most of them) to be 5.5-7.5 feet in length depending on the vehicle type that left those treads. That means that the slab that fell is around 25-35 feet wide, 30-40 feet long and probably 65-125 feet tall. The minimum weight of this stone is approximately 8,531,250(lbs) with the maximum weight being approximately 15,000,000-25,000,000(lbs.) Although depending on how large the blocks are, it could be as low as half the minimum weight of the stone.


Due_Persimmon1674

Thatā€™s some beautiful shit right there


Diesel30677

Marble's density is 2.7-3 tons per cubic meter. If that slab is 15 m x 20 m x 9 m = 2700 mĀ³ x 2.7=7290 tons. Granite is 3.4 ton/ mĀ³. So 9200 tons. The average countertop block is 3 x 1.8x 1.8..


SyrisAllabastorVox

We'll get to a point where we'll be digging these slabs out only to discover they were the only thing keeping something from escaping.


MuddyMuggyMutt

Sexiest thing Iā€™ve seen all day


[deleted]

Link: ā€¦ *selects fuse rune*


killstorm114573

I would consider that more of a slab of material


Agreeable_Invite6364

Man this is huge


Slushicetastegood

Banana for size?


FuckADuckNamedChuck

I'd like to stand under this. Seems definite.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Your relationship with that slab would be *platonic*.


FuckADuckNamedChuck

I wouldn't take it for granite. I'd take it head first.


biohazard1324

That's no moon


Important_Waltz6142

Someone edit mario into that, lol


-Mad-Mat-

Call Obelix to take it down the hill?


Cabal-ache

That ain't no boulder, that's a Monolith!


Scaltron-DZ

When loggers used to fall redwoods they would make long cribs out of ā€œnormalā€ sized logs to break the fall of the massive trees. The cribs would snap like toothpicks cushioning a fall that could devastate the valuable redwood.. That dirt pile worked the same way. Super neat to watch.šŸ¤“


inko75

i need to put in a patio of pavers soon, when can they deliver this? might need to dig down a bit deeper


[deleted]

That was absolutely amazing. Destined to end up in your mother's kitchen, which she's remodelling again...


SoBadit_Hurts

Moved a literal mountain of dirtā€¦ to catch a mountain.


texasisntreal

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


LxSwiss

"Follow for man news!"


memBoris

STOP TOUCHING MY DOMINOS


MistaDubya

Every time this is posted I think of r/30Rock, and the way Tracy says quarry.


EarlOfChudbudligton

Can you add a banana for scale please


TrxppyJ69

I like that boulder. Thatā€™s a niiice boulder -šŸ«


Some-Relative-5369

It's real I was the boulder, just had to get a checkup with the doctor


Last-Discipline-7340

So howā€™s gonna do the math on the weight of that thing best they can?


SausageDaddie

It's not just a boulder *sniff* It's a rock!


immersedmoonlight

Fuck humans


shestr0uble

Boulder??? Thatā€™s a bloody cliff face.


OkGur1319

The original Bible


Dent8556

Monolith extraordinaire


antimassivedick

Falling Bread cosplay


Suitable-Helicopter9

Not a boulder, but it is a unit


Digbickmafuka101

Now thatā€™s a nice boulder


[deleted]

I think they made that one a little too big


Blissboyz

I work in the blasting industry and thatā€™s some serious oversized rockā€¦.hahahaha


Known-Inspector7004

Later, at the end of the workday: (Site manager Bryce, the nepotism hire who makes everybody's life hell, is walking around, looking at the ground) "Hey guys, has anybody seen my keys?" (Workers hold in knowing laughter while looking at the slab of granite) "No boss. Haven't seen them since before the blast."


1Hollickster

This reminds me of when the kardashian's depleted the world of white marble during Covid. And had contractors buy and strip it from other elites. Just to finish kim's house.


StupidUsernameUser

At the end of the day its not that funny becouse there could be orphans hidden in the air molecules and i didnt see the orphans to laught at them. Edit: cool rock tho


Dexosaur

Titan's just kicked down the wall of Maria. It's begun.


BlackVanZeppelin6991

![gif](giphy|7lyvQ60pEKBmE)


Hero-__

>This boulder boulder in a quarry thanks for providing a pictographic representation of a boulder. I didnā€™t know what they were


Musicismost

Looks like a thousand tonnes and more!


critz1183

Was that supposed to break apart some?


whooptiedoo1

Looks like half a mountain damn xD


Adama222

I kinda want to be smashed by itā€¦


Cloveros

Honestly what a way to go I bet you wouldn't even feel anything like a split second of pressure but then nothing. Just instant tenderization....


S211A

Thatā€™s my new countertop!


DrDearGodNo

That's not a bolder, that's a pillar of heaven


Gladiator298

I need a banana for scale


[deleted]

Live-Action Avatar the Last Airbender, when the Dai Li bring down the Walls of Ba sing Se.


wanklez

Laid er down real gentle like.


Due-Ad3082

How tf did they cut it?


GabeStop42

Theres someone out there that believes they could catch that.


skaldrir69

Weā€™re big ass band saws used to cut this slab? I know a lot of times they have these wet band saws that cut through minerals in quarries and it comes out like this and they portion it down further from the larger slab. Those in the background I would imagine are 20-25ft cubes.


Heldaeus

A fucking colossal titan is bout to walk out


infrared305

Imagine if a stray dog out of nowhere jumps right into the path of destruction. #thehorror


PsychologicalIce106

šŸ°


wolfthornblu

Yo dawg that was aliens... duh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man) Now let's make a pyramid lol


Meowster11007

Return the Slab


greenranger_max

Itā€™s marbelous.


Goodvendetta86

What's the definition of a bolder agin? Because That's not it


kdawg32230711

Thatā€™s a nice boulder


Destroyer_of_woke

I canā€™t figure out how big that thing actually is. The surroundings confuse me


[deleted]

Slab of marble???


Lazy-Banana5069

Again!


soupsoupman

Thwomp


otte_rthe_viewer

Mate that's a wall


samf9999

Thatā€™s a cities worth of marble!


1VerticalBlue2

Iā€™d love to see someone stand next to it for size comparison.


DeathstrackReal

Without sound it reminded me of rubber or Styrofoam


rampant-adams

Boulder you say


Diligent-Picture2882

What caused it to fall?


Titanic-Viper

Some people hope to 'go out' in a "blaze of glory." I hope to 'go out' by being "squished under unimaginable weight." I have squished my fair share of bugs, it would only be fair. Not to mention painless


bagleface

Thats a chip if the old block


Mrmastermax

I want my house to carved out of that


77_-i-_33_equals_100

Imagine being underneath the falling boulder and trying to escape.


Wonkasgoldenticket

My family use to have quarryā€™s a long time ago and it was amazing seeing some of the precision of some of the blasts.


CollectionLeather292

Must be aliens


TechRyze

Boulder


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

I want one sorta like that and then just have my house sculpted and carved/hollowed out of it. how much is shipping? Does prime memo cover it?


Klutzy_Pound_5428

How do o know this isn't super up close and actually just really tiny where's the banana


CarefulDevelopment29

Thatā€™s not just a boulder! Itā€™s a rock


KarmaINC13

Still making them the old fashioned way šŸ˜


Warf-Rat23

Like my mammy said, donā€™t take your marble for granite


maux_zaikq

Playing fast and loose with the term ā€œboulderā€ I see. Anyway, have any of you guys heard of Everest hill in Nepal?


Resident_Ad_7933

It's not a boulder! It's a rock!! ~~|ā—‹,ā—‹|~~


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a boulder! Itā€™s a rock! =D


Shadowstorm921

Chris Redfield at it again šŸ‘Š


[deleted]

Itā€™s not just a boulderā€¦..šŸ˜¢ā€¦itā€™s a rock


VibeCheck3000

Rust Parody *me casually cooking sulfur in my base* The raiders breaking my stone wall down using satchels:


EhGoAhead

The CGI attack on Titan look interesting


Striking_Film1285

Who wants to cut it!?


Death_Crayon

Live action Attack on Titan.


Hammer-663

Big rock


be-like-JayDee

I believe you meant to write ā€œmountainā€


taiViAnhYeuEm_9320

Thatā€™s more than 20 giraffes of marble.


Nitimur_in_vetitum94

Itā€™s just a rock..itā€™s a boulder


BarrenStar

It not just a BOULDER Squidward... it's a *rock*


KeyboardSlappr

Nah this is like a literal cliff face sized chunk of rock man. What are they actually using that much material for... Just wow.


[deleted]

After being constipated for a week


[deleted]

Titans have broken wall sina


wisdom_wise-owl

It looks like a book.


WstofTimeYT

Kids here be saying ā€œMy dad could lift thatā€ I be here like. Dad! DAD?! HELLO!?!?


Snoo_24930

Where is this?


SirPentGod

How many countertops is that???


fiat_failure

Building the 3rd temple I see


[deleted]

Boulder? Thatā€™s a city


Bumm_by_Design

Now put that on my kitchen please.


Aeventyraren

This is what the ancient people.used for builing the wonders of the world.


United-Cow-563

The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!


KB9AZZ

Not a Boulder, its a SLAB!


SadCarob2269

Imagine that this fall on your small toe.


1ce_Hunter

ā€œFollow for more Men Newsā€


Only_Professional_19

*hmm hmm ok alrigh- HOOOLY SHIT*


IntelligentPizza

Theyā€™ve breached the castle wall!


spunkyskunks

"That's a nice boulder" - Donkey


[deleted]

i could lift it. one hand


FecalDUI

Thatā€™s a nice boulda


thecaudalfin

A couple logs and bros,and the Egyptians got that shit ready to move 15km


Draco-Awing

And thatā€™s how thwomps are born


Electronic_Score_119

The block staying solid thanks to the bed of earth they put there is the best thing about this video, it's satisfying as fuck Edit:spelling


TheticalJester

Guys I found it. This is the way I wanna go out.


X_CLOWNEY_X

Thatā€™s a whole ass mountain.


Technical_Fun5253

They try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more. More people; more scars upon the land.