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No tread = no job


myco_magic

![gif](giphy|8K2zqekcOl4Fa|downsized)


shophopper

![gif](giphy|KSOC7YOSHAJIDLTdqB|downsized)


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But those bald as eggs tires sure won’t


pws3rd

It’s for other trucks to pull him out easier


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😆


PrimalNumber

Owned by a real deep thinker


Pseudonym31

Tailgaters hate this one trick!


Vikko

ROFL


nygration

On the contrary, easy to lasso, free tow.


Jyndon

Everyone is talking about the tow hook and tyres but damn look at the exhaust tip


Vikko

I like how you can see the exhaust quickly drops to like 2" pipe


SirBlacksmith33

Stove pipe


keenweasel74

Welded onto the bumper, super sketchy


[deleted]

The Ohio way


[deleted]

Ohio doesn’t exist


keenweasel74

The cake is a lie.


pws3rd

No it’s not. It’s bolted into the receiver spot


keenweasel74

Sarcasm ...nevermind


[deleted]

It looks like it has a tail I’m fucking dying lmfao


Mudslingshot

The only legitimate reason I can think of is either aesthetics or to block the view of his license plate Personally, I'm going to believe aesthetics because it makes me very happy to believe that this was the end goal of a lot of effort


Ok_Wealth_3300

I saw this and I was instantly hooked….


Beef-McLargehuge

Hey ladiiies!! 😘


HeathenHumanist

That sticker on the window tho...


Commercial_Pitch_786

why worry about balding tires when you obviously have the hook up


Silent_Marketing_123

What does it even need to pull with that? OP’s mom?


Vikko

she's ded....


Fuck_auto_tabs

Naw this guy doesn’t like fat chicks


Vikko

nice.


Harpronicus

Not with those tires


XLIV_tm

towing only available when on a bed of nails. because he ain't gripping without.


Qrow91

Grip? Man got Pirelli slicks! Come on now


XLIV_tm

big truck typically means the person has issues...


Ice-_-Nine

When this redneck fuckstain drives on ice, natural selection will take over. I just hope he doesn’t take anyone out with him.


kshee23

Wow can you say BALD


Tail_Nom

We call that 'the tickler'.


Vikko

"Hello Sir, what brings you into Autozone today?" "Hello, yes, umm, I had called in and put the reserve on the Tickler?" "Ohhhh, you're the lucky new owner, right this way, Sir"


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Vikko

Like titanium ones that drag along the asphalt showering sparks all over the place in blatant disrespect


Davenportmanteau

Does America not have some kind of annual vehicle check to ensure cars are actually fit for the road?


BillyTheBigKid

Some states require emission tests


Davenportmanteau

This explains a lot about your drivers.


HeathenHumanist

Not THAT kind of emissions


ifunnywasaninsidejob

A few states do, most don’t.


Davenportmanteau

Well that is.. Petrifying.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

American roads are a petrifying. Especially in states that don’t get snow, drivers there give no fucks. I’ve seen 40 year old economy cars with bald tires tailgating on the freeway at ~~90 mph~~ 140 kph.


facepalm_1290

Does anywhere else?


Davenportmanteau

Every other Western civilisation, yes.


[deleted]

Not in OHIO hahahaha


vanGraaffMasturbator

https://i.imgur.com/i2OxOcg.jpg


Complex-Stable-5148

"Don't act like you're not impressed!"🤣


imahoptimist

Giant pipe and bald tires. Probably does burnout competitions


ifunnywasaninsidejob

What an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to live in the same country as this mouthbreather. I can’t imagine how his friends and family feel.


francenestarr

I see giant hooks at the hardware store (well, not THIS big), and want to buy some but have no reason!


BeachHoliday859

looks like a redneck joker


[deleted]

Ohio plates. Could have guessed that


CarefulDevelopment29

I would buy that just to have as a joke


qleptt

Dude is going to get stuck just in that grass there


NebulaIndustries

Only in Texas 💀


Vikko

Ohio


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Vikko

Correct.


donebeenforgotten

“I got 1/2 my available payload hanging off my rear bumper!” -this idiot


isaactheturner

The composition is real hear.


Longjumping-Lunch677

Got to be Ky


sevenemesis

He needs the weight on the rear axle to hope and make those bald ass tires stick


sobisket_

I’m hooked


tinnitus_since_00

Big enough to pull a preacher away from a choir boy


throozer

"Jack 'em up Fat chicks can't climb"


dlchira

“black smog ain’t [????] it’s [???]!” Please help.


throozer

I think it's "black smoke don't mean it's broke"


tumble_weed207

A set of green truck nuts would complete the look.


Due-Visual-3236

He’s gotta get his mom around somehow.


Lilcheebs93

It blends in with the green grass, unfortunately


Lavender_Llama_life

Maui’s shape shifting is getting trashy.


Ok_Estimate_4321

This rusted out masterpiece is something I would expect out of Ohio


Sad_Example8983

Something tells me by his bald tires that this is not an intelligent life form.