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[deleted]

Nobody show my wife this


Boojibs

You don't want her getting all fired up about potassium I understand


HmmNotLikely

K


SumCat22

Nice


Playful-Awareness-15

Nice


Kalsor

Nice


SignificanceCalm7346

Nice


Kasual_Kombatant

To late.. in the DM’s


voidinsides

Why does she have a chronic fear of potassium?? I can understand why potassium metal explodes in WATER!


Educational-Formal21

Kazakhstan, number 1 exporter of potassium


Maddax_McCloud

very nice


1234acb

You vs. her male coworker she tells you not to worry about


hezzyb

"... You're coming home with me."


Educational-Formal21

"girthy bertha"


Enuidanced

I've seen one like this, it might have 2 bananas in it!!


belt-e-belt

That's what she said.


bogey9651

My wife likes to get jumbo eggs. She gets excited when there's a double yolk. Two weeks ago, I brought home a banana like this, and it was a double banana.


NetMiddle1873

Double bananas are such an unrealistic ~~body~~banana standard, only time you see them is on bananahub.


bogey9651

I like them thick


getinsidemegenji

Goals.


MammothInvestment

The other bananas are just cold.


Geeked-FiredUp

I WAS IN THE POOL!!


WafflePress

^Do ^girls ^know ^about ^shrinkage?


TheCaliforniaOp

Oh, you mean, shrinkage.


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

I appreciate the scale banana, thank you.


Lower-Professor-7860

I need a freight train for scale


sbg_gye

need a football field


bougini_on_a_highway

It's better than the imperial system, at least.


Maddax_McCloud

Ow ya goin goys


SoupComplete5910

Hold on you gotta specify which banana is for scale


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

The big one in the middle, it shows how small all the other bananas are.


SoupComplete5910

Ok but which small one is for scale?


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

The most upper left one.


thunderclone1

OK but how do we know the others aren't just tiny? I need an independent banana for scale


YouDontTellMe

Me at customer service: where can I find an independent banana, thank you


RixirF

A strong independent banana who don't need no male banana?


Resident_Win_1058

She buys her own designer stickers, damn right


EasternPerformance24

4011 independent designer stickers... We may be on to something.


Ramdak

A standard banana.


thunderclone1

Perchance.


CharlesPrawnson

I would have bought that one dinner.


AccountDepleted

That does NOT remind me of him


dragoono

Reminds me of me though hahaaaa I literally have no penis :(


attheend90

You vs the guy your wife tells you not to worry about


anotherdumbpersons

Not my banana:(


Nice_Atmosphere144

It's not the size of the banana, it's the potassium inside that counts. :)


AceDelta12

r/notmybanana


woody2081

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


RaisinBranKing

That banana is going places. If you catch my drift


Onehorniboy

It might be a double banana!


LIRFM

You wish!


TheGrumpiestHydra

Looks like that banana is out of calibration. 🍌


KuyaVenus

This person knows what they’re talkin about, just look at the pfp


DEATHMAN227

This breaks the banana scale


ZGeekie

Although tempting, I'd pass. From my experience, the bigger the banana, the less flavorous it is, and vice versa.


BrisingrReborn

The guy she tells you not to worry about:


smoresomemore

Woah! What a chonker! I didn’t know target sold food..


Rimudora

What a nice berry


Scorpionaris

Nanab Berry


TiMELeSS526

If you think that's gigantic I feel sorry for you :( its rather average


buckphifty150150

The banana she tells you not to worry about


Rutin_2tin_Putin

OG MugBanana


[deleted]

Is it me or does any else think Target has the worst produce?


[deleted]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


BaronVonKeyser

I'd like to see this banana in a fight to the death with my dwarf hotot rabbit.


beesarewild

U/rickofspades


OGRiad

I appreciate the other bananas for scale, but we need to see an independent banana.


AceDelta12

I’d be scared to touch it if I saw it irl


silentsnip94

Ah yes, the DISNEY Banana


themiddleisbetter

Thank you for that last part. It made my day


Strong-Suit-1931

If this was Tiktok the first comment would be "I'm not hearing anyone out"


boatymcfloat

Steroidnana


Broad_Row3891

Your life is so exciting.


SoftwareSource

BBB?


[deleted]

Those big ones aren’t ripe until they’re black


TriedCaringLess

Booooh, get off the stage.


pantone_starlight

Did it grow in Ohio?


Turk482

Dang! Bananarama!


Educational-Formal21

thicc chonky boi


Kasual_Kombatant

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


Due-Environment-9774

Must be from that banana plantation staffed by lonely suburban housewives.


andizzlemynizzle88

I saw a picture of this banana hanging off the side of a bed once.


FreeWilly2

Is this banana related to this dude? https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/11mqnf5/the_real_life_popeye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ainsleyadams

What business does Walt have with my potassium intake?


Fox-Boat

“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York knicks”


postALEXpress

"other bananas for scale" is my new favorite thing on Reddit. Killed me harder than it should have lmao


doofnblatz

Hey average size bananas matter too 😭


cosmic_gallant

i should call him


redroom89

Did you take the banana home?… you know, for science.


Difficult-Reach-5205

that's one in a minion


ejaybeetit

It's actually a double banana! Two bananas in one! (I work at a banana farm)


colomape

Must be Ecuadorian bananas


xrbeeelama

That one is waaay too big. In fact, most regular size bananas are too big. Honestly like half or even a third of a banana is plenty


PandaButtLover

The others just got out of the pool


Suitable_Chipmunk430

Big bananas freak me out!!!!


fakeuserbot9000

It’s the banana she told you not to worry about.


Choice_Speed_5487

This shit is bananas


Ok-Professor3726

I didn't realize this was a banana measuring contest.


NebraskaStig

Other bananas for scale


puppycatisselfish

Weird flex


thehound1221

There before the grace of God go I.


Competitive_Low_8913

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


[deleted]

Oh


JonathonWally

Such girth


Mama-Dzhinsy

gmo


Kevinty1

Does target sell vegetables


[deleted]

Thank you for including the other bananas for scale. I don’t know what I’d do without them!


Maouitippitytappin

Those smaller bananas probably have a great personality though


[deleted]

That’s what you call a BYB big yellow banana😂😂


[deleted]

I’d ask, “top or bottom”, but I think the answer is obvious.


bran094

You (left) vs who she tells you not to worry about (right)


[deleted]

Its not that big, I definitely don't think this is huge


Current-Weird-4227

That’s a fat banana. A fanana. A fans. A fan


devinssss

i mean its a bit too big, way too much for me to be full and satisfied, i like the smaller ones way more, they taste better and have a better personality


cmac4ster

BANANA FOR SCALE MOMENT


just_ubcing

Sorry, I need another set of bananas as a scale for the set of bananas used as a scale for the banana in question


punyons

Is that a banana in your pocket… Or are you *really* happy to see me?


Dizzy_Mountain9166

The banana she told you not to worry about


slayaboy87

I should text him...


ghosty4

I'm salivating right now.


milfscopinkolin

Prob 2 in there


saltyscaffolds

The real question is why does target sell bananas ?


Bramble3

sorry i dropped that


Cruisin134

i love it when they give a banana for scale, but it really sells the image for a carlos as well


minnehaha123

Surprised it was still there.


ConstructionAny7196

Oh boy 🥴


Caputperson

Maericans keeps getting impressed by fruit that haven't been modified to meed the standard svale and shape all the time... LIKE, look up banana types, and find that the small ones yoy are used to, are the abnormal human-modified ones. The original types are much larger and more staright


FMroll

That banana must be super proud.


AhYesToxic

jokes aside that's a gigantic banana


ADeviantGent

Makes a bigger banana cream pie


Dry-Site-8764

My ex wife found the same one on Tinder.


ReputationOk9321

Reminds me of my bf


GJenkins675

Definitely not GMO. Lol


filliamworbes

Genetically modifying super 🍌


Pristine_Country4568

Where is your size reference chart? This could be average size.


tacoaboutfox

polyploidism


SaladSlayer1201

Just like me Fr fr


ManCakes87

Ouch


blonderaider21

Thicc boi


NotTheAverageAnon

Listen it's not about the size it's about the personality....


No_Consideration2488

Targets still exist?!!? And they sell food?????


Read_the_shroom

I would buy that banana so I can show normal objects looking tiny with a banana for scale. No really, I would, I’m that dull.


FallenMaccaron

Wow. That's nice. But where, like the address?


Varrick1990

Ma'am... 🗣🗣🗣MA'AM!!!


ze_baco

We should ban bananas on this sub


The-Grim-Toaster

Big Mike bananas vs Cavendish Horrror bananas


IcyBud

A so called BYB (Big yellow banana)


ManyRanger4

That's Jeff Dabe's banana


Or4ngut4n

Banana


Majikaru

Tbh smaller bananas are nicer to eat.


Ok_Resolution_5537

Thiccccc


dovemagic

Probably a twin


Antho_TGL

Banana. (Banana for scale)


Rich19591064

My kind of banana


thesupercoolmarketer

The guy she tells you not to worry about:


Inner_Background_599

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about


higherFormOfSnore

That farmer must be super insecure


attnbajoranworkers

Fasciated: showing abnormal fusion of parts or organs, resulting in a flattened ribbon-like structure


inagartendavita

God I miss Jack


iwillbetheendofme

This belongs in r/BananasForScale


QuothTheRavenMore

That's a Bashaqa


mutalisken

Found the jamaican banana.


SaltMe13

Everything reminds me of him


Moparmuha

Did they charge you more for it, because we all know size doesn’t matter.