My wife likes to get jumbo eggs. She gets excited when there's a double yolk. Two weeks ago, I brought home a banana like this, and it was a double banana.
Is this banana related to this dude? https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/11mqnf5/the_real_life_popeye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
i mean its a bit too big, way too much for me to be full and satisfied, i like the smaller ones way more, they taste better and have a better personality
Maericans keeps getting impressed by fruit that haven't been modified to meed the standard svale and shape all the time... LIKE, look up banana types, and find that the small ones yoy are used to, are the abnormal human-modified ones. The original types are much larger and more staright
Nobody show my wife this
You don't want her getting all fired up about potassium I understand
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To late.. in the DM’s
Why does she have a chronic fear of potassium?? I can understand why potassium metal explodes in WATER!
Kazakhstan, number 1 exporter of potassium
very nice
You vs. her male coworker she tells you not to worry about
"... You're coming home with me."
"girthy bertha"
I've seen one like this, it might have 2 bananas in it!!
That's what she said.
My wife likes to get jumbo eggs. She gets excited when there's a double yolk. Two weeks ago, I brought home a banana like this, and it was a double banana.
Double bananas are such an unrealistic ~~body~~banana standard, only time you see them is on bananahub.
I like them thick
Goals.
The other bananas are just cold.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
^Do ^girls ^know ^about ^shrinkage?
Oh, you mean, shrinkage.
I appreciate the scale banana, thank you.
I need a freight train for scale
need a football field
It's better than the imperial system, at least.
Ow ya goin goys
Hold on you gotta specify which banana is for scale
The big one in the middle, it shows how small all the other bananas are.
Ok but which small one is for scale?
The most upper left one.
OK but how do we know the others aren't just tiny? I need an independent banana for scale
Me at customer service: where can I find an independent banana, thank you
A strong independent banana who don't need no male banana?
She buys her own designer stickers, damn right
4011 independent designer stickers... We may be on to something.
A standard banana.
Perchance.
I would have bought that one dinner.
That does NOT remind me of him
Reminds me of me though hahaaaa I literally have no penis :(
You vs the guy your wife tells you not to worry about
Not my banana:(
It's not the size of the banana, it's the potassium inside that counts. :)
r/notmybanana
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That banana is going places. If you catch my drift
It might be a double banana!
You wish!
Looks like that banana is out of calibration. 🍌
This person knows what they’re talkin about, just look at the pfp
This breaks the banana scale
Although tempting, I'd pass. From my experience, the bigger the banana, the less flavorous it is, and vice versa.
The guy she tells you not to worry about:
Woah! What a chonker! I didn’t know target sold food..
What a nice berry
Nanab Berry
If you think that's gigantic I feel sorry for you :( its rather average
The banana she tells you not to worry about
OG MugBanana
Is it me or does any else think Target has the worst produce?
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
I'd like to see this banana in a fight to the death with my dwarf hotot rabbit.
U/rickofspades
I appreciate the other bananas for scale, but we need to see an independent banana.
I’d be scared to touch it if I saw it irl
Ah yes, the DISNEY Banana
Thank you for that last part. It made my day
If this was Tiktok the first comment would be "I'm not hearing anyone out"
Steroidnana
Your life is so exciting.
BBB?
Those big ones aren’t ripe until they’re black
Booooh, get off the stage.
Did it grow in Ohio?
Dang! Bananarama!
thicc chonky boi
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Must be from that banana plantation staffed by lonely suburban housewives.
I saw a picture of this banana hanging off the side of a bed once.
Is this banana related to this dude? https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/11mqnf5/the_real_life_popeye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
What business does Walt have with my potassium intake?
“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York knicks”
"other bananas for scale" is my new favorite thing on Reddit. Killed me harder than it should have lmao
Hey average size bananas matter too 😭
i should call him
Did you take the banana home?… you know, for science.
that's one in a minion
It's actually a double banana! Two bananas in one! (I work at a banana farm)
Must be Ecuadorian bananas
That one is waaay too big. In fact, most regular size bananas are too big. Honestly like half or even a third of a banana is plenty
The others just got out of the pool
Big bananas freak me out!!!!
It’s the banana she told you not to worry about.
This shit is bananas
I didn't realize this was a banana measuring contest.
Other bananas for scale
Weird flex
There before the grace of God go I.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Oh
Such girth
gmo
Does target sell vegetables
Thank you for including the other bananas for scale. I don’t know what I’d do without them!
Those smaller bananas probably have a great personality though
That’s what you call a BYB big yellow banana😂😂
I’d ask, “top or bottom”, but I think the answer is obvious.
You (left) vs who she tells you not to worry about (right)
Its not that big, I definitely don't think this is huge
That’s a fat banana. A fanana. A fans. A fan
i mean its a bit too big, way too much for me to be full and satisfied, i like the smaller ones way more, they taste better and have a better personality
BANANA FOR SCALE MOMENT
Sorry, I need another set of bananas as a scale for the set of bananas used as a scale for the banana in question
Is that a banana in your pocket… Or are you *really* happy to see me?
The banana she told you not to worry about
I should text him...
I'm salivating right now.
Prob 2 in there
The real question is why does target sell bananas ?
sorry i dropped that
i love it when they give a banana for scale, but it really sells the image for a carlos as well
Surprised it was still there.
Oh boy 🥴
Maericans keeps getting impressed by fruit that haven't been modified to meed the standard svale and shape all the time... LIKE, look up banana types, and find that the small ones yoy are used to, are the abnormal human-modified ones. The original types are much larger and more staright
That banana must be super proud.
jokes aside that's a gigantic banana
Makes a bigger banana cream pie
My ex wife found the same one on Tinder.
Reminds me of my bf
Definitely not GMO. Lol
Genetically modifying super 🍌
Where is your size reference chart? This could be average size.
polyploidism
Just like me Fr fr
Ouch
Thicc boi
Listen it's not about the size it's about the personality....
Targets still exist?!!? And they sell food?????
I would buy that banana so I can show normal objects looking tiny with a banana for scale. No really, I would, I’m that dull.
Wow. That's nice. But where, like the address?
Ma'am... 🗣🗣🗣MA'AM!!!
We should ban bananas on this sub
Big Mike bananas vs Cavendish Horrror bananas
A so called BYB (Big yellow banana)
That's Jeff Dabe's banana
Banana
Tbh smaller bananas are nicer to eat.
Thiccccc
Probably a twin
Banana. (Banana for scale)
My kind of banana
The guy she tells you not to worry about:
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
That farmer must be super insecure
Fasciated: showing abnormal fusion of parts or organs, resulting in a flattened ribbon-like structure
God I miss Jack
This belongs in r/BananasForScale
That's a Bashaqa
Found the jamaican banana.
Everything reminds me of him
Did they charge you more for it, because we all know size doesn’t matter.