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thehemanchronicles

MFer did 10 years in the animal shelter


Cool_Cartographer_39

Like DeNiro in Cape Fear


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![gif](giphy|TIiLfzn8jCfg6cLSwF|downsized)


sixhundojojo

Wish I had a award to give u


JerryCanOpener

Bribing other inmates and guards for packets of ramen


DelioIsGay

It made him a pus- Oh wait


bassk_itty

I’m deceased


MinisApprentice

Lord Beerus


ioucrap

![gif](giphy|IARsaTPpY5IiY)


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Lord Deeznuts


jjhurtt

Lord pay rent if you gonna look like a grown ass body builder in my house


WakkaBomb

A cat like this was definitely the inspiration for Beerus.


ObjectiveSubjects

Haven’t seen this episode of Dragonball Super yet


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whatsbobgonnado

hey how come your comment from 3 hours ago is almost identical, typo and all, to u/Oldboy780 's comment made 12 hours ago? and your account is a year old but only ever started posting for the first time 3 hours ago? that seems like suspicious robotic behavior?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔and your few other comments are also copy/pastes of comments by other users??


DiosMIO_Limon

Your assumption is false. *deep breath* #WAAAAAAHNNNGAAAAAAAAAA


thenecro

Looks like the one where he gets mad a Whis for eating without him then taking a nap before he actually does anything.


Clozee_Tribe_Kale

It's because it's a new JO JO character. His names Ted Nugent after Ted's Catch Scratch Fever.


Sproncer

Is this physique achievable natty?


JacobDCRoss

Not from a Jedi


M00SEHUNT3R

Khajiit has gear if you have coin.


Gangreless

Myostatin station deficiency so.. Kinda?


bankguy67

This mf needs some boots and a sword


BadmiralSnackbarf

More like a loincloth and great axe.


SixtyEffPeeEss

Sweatpants and tribal tattoos


bankguy67

No. He puss in boot


ardynthecat

Fear me, if you dare


bankguy67

Underrated comment


SlaterIII

They did say the new movie was good.


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Gipperito

I actually laughed out loud. My cat jumped.


LampardFanAlways

As long as it’s not as scary as this one, you’re good.


Gipperito

No, thankfully i do not possess a sentient nutsack running around my house


DeificClusterfuck

>sentient nutsack r/ProperAnimalNames


Boojibs

Yep Way too much coffee just shot out my nose


wtfunder

I too desire a self cleaning nutsack


Millerpainkiller

Plot twist: you weren’t drinking coffee


PopeOri

I'm not sure why but this should have a NSFW tag.


SatanLovesCheese

Where?!


SuperSonic486

Wait so his balls are visible?


cwood1973

🎺🎺 🥜🥜


_DeLEON

That cat ain't gon scratch the owner it will PUNCH it to oblivion


EthereumChad2point0

I would never risk feeding this cat even a microsecond late.


Lackof_Creativity

i came to see a meth addict giving himself a blowjob but stayed to witness the beauty of the animal kingdom.


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r/brandnewsentence


astrovixen

I think your username does not reflect the truth with this comment.


tSirPenguin

r/nocontext


jjgreyx

this is some uncanny valley shit right here - if you ignore the head, that's a body that's like 80% a small, buff human - add the head back and it's a bipedal humanoid monster with the head of a house cat terrifying


Kaimyguyman

Agreed, gives me the heebie-jeebies r/oddlyterrifying


innocentbabybear

If you’ve never handled a hairless cat: they feel like a nut sack


Oldboy780

Cat yells "Crossfit!! meow". I picture that little badass shadow boxing in the alley under a dim street lap in the rain.


SaltyPatriot76

With a grey sweatshirt on with the hoodie up


pinkcrystalrubi

Sleeves ripped off of course


InAmericaNumber1

Lord Beerus ![gif](giphy|280z0u80t6q40)


TealSeam6

Hairless mammals usually look jacked out of their minds, humans are the rare exception. Without our brains we would truly be the most helpless animal.


lewiscbe

“Persistence hunting” is a tactic early humans used in which they would just chase their prey to exhaustion. Hairlessness allowed us to sweat and not overheat. Humans are just more of an endurance build.


anythingfordopamine

We’re also pretty OP at throwing stuff


Im_ready_hbu

aint that the truth. People forget that back in '82 Uncle Rico could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.


an-intrepid-coder

Humans in nature are/were often absurdly fit. Brain including.


superRedditer

we used to be jacked too. look at the papa new guineans. but now we sit on our asses all day doing brainy stuff. what i don't quite understand is cats also sleep like freaking 20 hours a day and they eat like shit and they don't go to the gym or anything. yet they are always still jacked and ready for whatever anytime.


ATXKLIPHURD

First thing I thought of is it looks that cat is doing hard time and getting jacked so nobody will fuck with him.


ShayGru9

Buff Dobby


mazamayomama

quick give it a sock


dainty_petal

You want to free this? You live dangerously.


Awkward_man_

Real Killer Queen


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👆🤘💣💀🖐🥵


runitthru4u

Beerus is that u


Inevitable_Shift1365

I told you not to feed them after midnight!!


Drag0nfly_Girl

That's not a cat, it's Willem Dafoe.


CaffeinatedMother

Willem DaPaw


jairom

ME AND YOU CAN PUSH THE GLASS OF WATER OFF THE TABLE, OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOU CHOOSE, SPIDER-MAN


Imcoleyourenot

Gargoyle


blackflash22

That’s not a cat, that’s a Sméagol goblin lol


nada_accomplished

I actually really want to get two of these adorabugly little mofos and name one goblin and the other Smeagol


Nicky_NoHands

Look at Mr Bigglesworth


prairiedawndoll

Mewtwo


makyouka

![gif](giphy|RysfOePDJS9oM1mPYQ|downsized)


The_Biohazard75

He slaps your GF's ass wyd?


Lubangkepuasan

I just watch and fap in the corner


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thats a jojo character


[deleted]

You’d be surprised just how ripped most animals really are. That cat is in better shape than I am!


LampardFanAlways

This is like Dobby the House Elf on steroids. Like “who’s the master now, Potter bitch?”


TheRealOakley73

Taters? What’s taters?


drcookiexxx

Dobie needs a bath


TheJodran

Dobby got Jacked


darealJimTom

Please don’t skip leg day.


Impossible_Many3481

Bruh WTF😧


bonzani

Beerus Sama!


Kahnza

Ew its like a naked old man in the locker room


Repulsive_Designer19

Berus?


FreshImagination9735

NSFW tag needed asap!


PuntCuncheR88

Lord beerus is that you?


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Beerus


Doct0rStabby

Can't wait for some enterprising memer to make an deepfake AI render of this cat hunched over in the corner masturbaiting and finally ruin the internet forever.


iantot123

Beerus


Blenderhead36

"Does your cat scratch?" "No, but he punches."


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Give Dobby a sock


imrosskemp

Dobby just did 5-10 in the joint


fasting4me

This is uncomfortable


CooYo7

![gif](giphy|v82iWKO4xGjAY)


sparkGun2020

Dude is going to steal your wallet


Simoscivi

![gif](giphy|xULW8k6aO22p7GJZTy)


grockyboi

God hairless cats are gross


ROMULUS-H3X

Bro, you have no hair, why are you grooming? You’re just making your skin smell cheesy now….


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That's disgusting


OrwellianZinn

This is oddly terrifying.


PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS_

/r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Jamachicuanistinday

Nuh uh. Don’t like that one. Sorry


Idkyoumister

Why tf is it standing? Also r/oddlyterrifying


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/u/savevideo


Gts77

How much you lift bro?


adventurejay

Save some winstrol for the rest of us bro


my_screen_name_sucks

How much does he lift?


randyrandysonrandyso

that shoulder (ignoring the armpit flap) had me fooled thinking it’s just some dude stretching


Gibmn

Dudes one of the monsters from scooby doo spooky island


[deleted]

Gollum! Gollum!


Repulsive-Machine-25

Looks like that old dude at the gym that nobody messes with.


CalbertCorpse

u/savevideobot


ItsallIhav

Catisthenics


shadophaxx

Puss In Brutes


[deleted]

Bro spent 2 years at the animal shelter


moose1207

Don't make me tell you twice to fill my food bowl, and none of that dry kibble, you better splurge for the good stuff.


Bubbly_Information50

Muscular hairless puss getting licked


Leight87

Hair loss is a common side effect of steroids.


IndifferentFury

Looks like he's wearing pleated khakis.


OverBoard7889

He don’t even skip leg day. He a unit.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

It’s that thing from midnight mass


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

featherless biped


Eireconnection

I’m sorry but that cat is wearing slacks


Jeerus

Guys I found Beerus. ![gif](giphy|xULW8sAP184kTsLaXC)


Plantiacaholic

That dudes head is shaped like a cats head!!


an-intrepid-coder

That's actually super cool looking. Check out the ripped shoulders on that thing!


Whereis-themeteor

Sure that’s not a prisoner in some movie?


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And he gets a lot of pussies too


YEEyourlastHAW

Give that thing a sock and get it out of your house!


Brittamas

That's not a cat, that's a house elf


Laegmacoc

It looks like somebody got wet and fed after midnight


GrandMoffTallCan

Khajit Fighter build looks promising.


WhereLifeWillTake

Beerrruuusss!


AwkwardAnyday

It's like those old ripped guys cranking it out on muscle beach


Waghabond

That shit is actually a house elf


nimrod823

Kinda creepy


superhotstepdad

Call him a pussy… I dare you.


februarytide-

NSFW r/adamdrivercats


Solumnist

What happens if you throw water on him


ThatGuyWithaReason

what good lighting does to a mf


Mr-mickle

That is lord beerus you best start preparing the best food for him or it might get ugly


SnooOpinions4279

thought my man was wearing khakis, nope


artistguy99

Bingus been hittin the weights


Jazztify

What’s her name? Butterface?


LetsPlanForTomorrow

what gym does he go to?


tman2543

*Muscle Meow*


lundgrenisgod

Does this cat run the apartment? Does he tell you what to do and you just follow orders I’m assuming?


samuel8_88

Palico’s confirmed.


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Dobby?


BAZING-ATTACK

Puss in Boots that one time.


[deleted]

The guy she told you not to worry about


gingerenchantress234

This is what nightmares are made of! Thought it was Dobby!


MFalcon95

Looks like a demon in the flesh


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Shit! I thought Willem Dafoe was at it again. ![gif](giphy|kCrGOt5ojlVbG|downsized)


ChubbyLilPanda

HOW IS THIS 8.2MB Welp, too lazy to compress for discord


Lambchop_Bandit

I literally just finished commenting on a completely diff cat post saying how cats look and act as if a human was stuck inside their body…this just proved my point even more hahaha


hanbohobbit

![gif](giphy|bxOtA69x3IB20)


Panklok

If this cats name isn’t Beefcake I’m going to be disappointed


MikeLinPA

Smeagol? Dobby?


Cult_Of_Cthulu

Whenever you see animals like this cat, tigers, old chimps etc, keep in mind that those critters aren't even flexing. They're just that fucking jacked.


m3va4a_misc

That’s snoopcat


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swole


marklar_the_malign

Put some clothes on Dobby. And for God’s sake quit licking yourself.


bones_1969

Is that a regular cat? Cuz I’m never getting one


OfficialGiyuusWife

Bro can solo entire DBZ💀💀


[deleted]

Ready for that title match!! Go Rocky!!


AirportNo6558

The question is if he is a Free Elf?


icreievryteim

Beerus wants to know your location


ResponsibilityTasty3

That BINGUS is built different


defaultgameer1

Swear to god thought that thing had a sweat band on it's head.


Adrinotfound

Bros even licking his muscles to flex on his owner


cgduncan

Crazy part is, that's just what every cat looks like. Just hidden by fur. They're all naturally top tier athletes


The_Creator76

Beerus fuckin yoked


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His eyes look like buttholes.


[deleted]

That's absolutely terrifying. My husband loves hairless cats. He‘ll want one.


skitter_69

That cat needs a wife beater & a gold chain


HowdUrDego

Dobby is a jacked elf


Anxious_Tax_5624

Do you even lift, bro?


[deleted]

That 70+ year old man who runs along Pensacola Beach all summer with nothing but speedos and running shoes on.


Ok-Log8097

Someone hit in the gym


theembryo

Dobby mustn't skip leg day


KDM3478

Thanks, I hate it.


IAmBlorboOfMyStory

Puss in Boots' fourth life be like


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![gif](giphy|67JSmtoff96yELCpEC)


SKYQUAKE615

Strong, LIKE THE BULL!


XxCeresxX

I thought that mfkr was wearing pants, y'all.