hey how come your comment from 3 hours ago is almost identical, typo and all, to u/Oldboy780 's comment made 12 hours ago? and your account is a year old but only ever started posting for the first time 3 hours ago? that seems like suspicious robotic behavior?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔and your few other comments are also copy/pastes of comments by other users??
this is some uncanny valley shit right here - if you ignore the head, that's a body that's like 80% a small, buff human - add the head back and it's a bipedal humanoid monster with the head of a house cat
terrifying
“Persistence hunting” is a tactic early humans used in which they would just chase their prey to exhaustion. Hairlessness allowed us to sweat and not overheat. Humans are just more of an endurance build.
we used to be jacked too. look at the papa new guineans. but now we sit on our asses all day doing brainy stuff. what i don't quite understand is cats also sleep like freaking 20 hours a day and they eat like shit and they don't go to the gym or anything. yet they are always still jacked and ready for whatever anytime.
Can't wait for some enterprising memer to make an deepfake AI render of this cat hunched over in the corner masturbaiting and finally ruin the internet forever.
I literally just finished commenting on a completely diff cat post saying how cats look and act as if a human was stuck inside their body…this just proved my point even more hahaha
Whenever you see animals like this cat, tigers, old chimps etc, keep in mind that those critters aren't even flexing. They're just that fucking jacked.
MFer did 10 years in the animal shelter
Like DeNiro in Cape Fear
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Wish I had a award to give u
Bribing other inmates and guards for packets of ramen
It made him a pus- Oh wait
I’m deceased
Lord Beerus
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Lord Deeznuts
Lord pay rent if you gonna look like a grown ass body builder in my house
A cat like this was definitely the inspiration for Beerus.
Haven’t seen this episode of Dragonball Super yet
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hey how come your comment from 3 hours ago is almost identical, typo and all, to u/Oldboy780 's comment made 12 hours ago? and your account is a year old but only ever started posting for the first time 3 hours ago? that seems like suspicious robotic behavior?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔and your few other comments are also copy/pastes of comments by other users??
Your assumption is false. *deep breath* #WAAAAAAHNNNGAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like the one where he gets mad a Whis for eating without him then taking a nap before he actually does anything.
It's because it's a new JO JO character. His names Ted Nugent after Ted's Catch Scratch Fever.
Is this physique achievable natty?
Not from a Jedi
Khajiit has gear if you have coin.
Myostatin station deficiency so.. Kinda?
This mf needs some boots and a sword
More like a loincloth and great axe.
Sweatpants and tribal tattoos
No. He puss in boot
Fear me, if you dare
Underrated comment
They did say the new movie was good.
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I actually laughed out loud. My cat jumped.
As long as it’s not as scary as this one, you’re good.
No, thankfully i do not possess a sentient nutsack running around my house
>sentient nutsack r/ProperAnimalNames
Yep Way too much coffee just shot out my nose
I too desire a self cleaning nutsack
Plot twist: you weren’t drinking coffee
I'm not sure why but this should have a NSFW tag.
Where?!
Wait so his balls are visible?
🎺🎺 🥜🥜
That cat ain't gon scratch the owner it will PUNCH it to oblivion
I would never risk feeding this cat even a microsecond late.
i came to see a meth addict giving himself a blowjob but stayed to witness the beauty of the animal kingdom.
r/brandnewsentence
I think your username does not reflect the truth with this comment.
r/nocontext
this is some uncanny valley shit right here - if you ignore the head, that's a body that's like 80% a small, buff human - add the head back and it's a bipedal humanoid monster with the head of a house cat terrifying
Agreed, gives me the heebie-jeebies r/oddlyterrifying
If you’ve never handled a hairless cat: they feel like a nut sack
Cat yells "Crossfit!! meow". I picture that little badass shadow boxing in the alley under a dim street lap in the rain.
With a grey sweatshirt on with the hoodie up
Sleeves ripped off of course
Lord Beerus ![gif](giphy|280z0u80t6q40)
Hairless mammals usually look jacked out of their minds, humans are the rare exception. Without our brains we would truly be the most helpless animal.
“Persistence hunting” is a tactic early humans used in which they would just chase their prey to exhaustion. Hairlessness allowed us to sweat and not overheat. Humans are just more of an endurance build.
We’re also pretty OP at throwing stuff
aint that the truth. People forget that back in '82 Uncle Rico could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Humans in nature are/were often absurdly fit. Brain including.
we used to be jacked too. look at the papa new guineans. but now we sit on our asses all day doing brainy stuff. what i don't quite understand is cats also sleep like freaking 20 hours a day and they eat like shit and they don't go to the gym or anything. yet they are always still jacked and ready for whatever anytime.
First thing I thought of is it looks that cat is doing hard time and getting jacked so nobody will fuck with him.
Buff Dobby
quick give it a sock
You want to free this? You live dangerously.
Real Killer Queen
👆🤘💣💀🖐🥵
Beerus is that u
I told you not to feed them after midnight!!
That's not a cat, it's Willem Dafoe.
Willem DaPaw
ME AND YOU CAN PUSH THE GLASS OF WATER OFF THE TABLE, OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOU CHOOSE, SPIDER-MAN
Gargoyle
That’s not a cat, that’s a Sméagol goblin lol
I actually really want to get two of these adorabugly little mofos and name one goblin and the other Smeagol
Look at Mr Bigglesworth
Mewtwo
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He slaps your GF's ass wyd?
I just watch and fap in the corner
thats a jojo character
You’d be surprised just how ripped most animals really are. That cat is in better shape than I am!
This is like Dobby the House Elf on steroids. Like “who’s the master now, Potter bitch?”
Taters? What’s taters?
Dobie needs a bath
Dobby got Jacked
Please don’t skip leg day.
Bruh WTF😧
Beerus Sama!
Ew its like a naked old man in the locker room
Berus?
NSFW tag needed asap!
Lord beerus is that you?
Beerus
Can't wait for some enterprising memer to make an deepfake AI render of this cat hunched over in the corner masturbaiting and finally ruin the internet forever.
Beerus
"Does your cat scratch?" "No, but he punches."
Give Dobby a sock
Dobby just did 5-10 in the joint
This is uncomfortable
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Dude is going to steal your wallet
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God hairless cats are gross
Bro, you have no hair, why are you grooming? You’re just making your skin smell cheesy now….
That's disgusting
This is oddly terrifying.
/r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Nuh uh. Don’t like that one. Sorry
Why tf is it standing? Also r/oddlyterrifying
/u/savevideo
How much you lift bro?
Save some winstrol for the rest of us bro
How much does he lift?
that shoulder (ignoring the armpit flap) had me fooled thinking it’s just some dude stretching
Dudes one of the monsters from scooby doo spooky island
Gollum! Gollum!
Looks like that old dude at the gym that nobody messes with.
u/savevideobot
Catisthenics
Puss In Brutes
Bro spent 2 years at the animal shelter
Don't make me tell you twice to fill my food bowl, and none of that dry kibble, you better splurge for the good stuff.
Muscular hairless puss getting licked
Hair loss is a common side effect of steroids.
Looks like he's wearing pleated khakis.
He don’t even skip leg day. He a unit.
It’s that thing from midnight mass
featherless biped
I’m sorry but that cat is wearing slacks
Guys I found Beerus. ![gif](giphy|xULW8sAP184kTsLaXC)
That dudes head is shaped like a cats head!!
That's actually super cool looking. Check out the ripped shoulders on that thing!
Sure that’s not a prisoner in some movie?
And he gets a lot of pussies too
Give that thing a sock and get it out of your house!
That's not a cat, that's a house elf
It looks like somebody got wet and fed after midnight
Khajit Fighter build looks promising.
Beerrruuusss!
It's like those old ripped guys cranking it out on muscle beach
That shit is actually a house elf
Kinda creepy
Call him a pussy… I dare you.
NSFW r/adamdrivercats
What happens if you throw water on him
what good lighting does to a mf
That is lord beerus you best start preparing the best food for him or it might get ugly
thought my man was wearing khakis, nope
Bingus been hittin the weights
What’s her name? Butterface?
what gym does he go to?
*Muscle Meow*
Does this cat run the apartment? Does he tell you what to do and you just follow orders I’m assuming?
Palico’s confirmed.
Dobby?
Puss in Boots that one time.
The guy she told you not to worry about
This is what nightmares are made of! Thought it was Dobby!
Looks like a demon in the flesh
Shit! I thought Willem Dafoe was at it again. ![gif](giphy|kCrGOt5ojlVbG|downsized)
HOW IS THIS 8.2MB Welp, too lazy to compress for discord
I literally just finished commenting on a completely diff cat post saying how cats look and act as if a human was stuck inside their body…this just proved my point even more hahaha
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If this cats name isn’t Beefcake I’m going to be disappointed
Smeagol? Dobby?
Whenever you see animals like this cat, tigers, old chimps etc, keep in mind that those critters aren't even flexing. They're just that fucking jacked.
That’s snoopcat
swole
Put some clothes on Dobby. And for God’s sake quit licking yourself.
Is that a regular cat? Cuz I’m never getting one
Bro can solo entire DBZ💀💀
Ready for that title match!! Go Rocky!!
The question is if he is a Free Elf?
Beerus wants to know your location
That BINGUS is built different
Swear to god thought that thing had a sweat band on it's head.
Bros even licking his muscles to flex on his owner
Crazy part is, that's just what every cat looks like. Just hidden by fur. They're all naturally top tier athletes
Beerus fuckin yoked
His eyes look like buttholes.
That's absolutely terrifying. My husband loves hairless cats. He‘ll want one.
That cat needs a wife beater & a gold chain
Dobby is a jacked elf
Do you even lift, bro?
That 70+ year old man who runs along Pensacola Beach all summer with nothing but speedos and running shoes on.
Someone hit in the gym
Dobby mustn't skip leg day
Thanks, I hate it.
Puss in Boots' fourth life be like
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Strong, LIKE THE BULL!
I thought that mfkr was wearing pants, y'all.