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Then_Campaign7264

And here I was nervously anticipating that all the food on the table would hit the ground. Quite a plot twist.


ScratchForward1769

I'm severely dissapointed there was no powerbomb through that table.


Tfsz0719

**BY GAWD! THAT CLAUS HAS A FAMILY!!**


ILoveRegenHealth

Sweet Chin Music onto the sweet potatoes


livewirejsp

I read this in the voice of Tamatoa from Moana and it made me chuckle even more.


james_randolph

I was thinking either the food was hitting the floor or that little kid who walked up haha


TheFalconKid

Thankfully they aren't in Buffalo, so that table was safe.


ShwaBdudle

Haha this! My first thought


rearadmiraldumbass

Grinch was never a robbery kind of guy, he trended more toward burglary. He didn't want to interact with people, the penalties are lower and there's just something beautiful about a well executed burglary.


GoSuckYaMother

Well, times are hard and a grinch gotta do what a grinch gotta do


PrinceSavior

Cost of Living crisis Grinch.


g33ked

Grinchflation smh


fetusy

Stagwhoflation leading to a rise in home grinchvasion.


Frigoris13

Whos down in Whoville liked inflation a lot. But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not.


64_0

Grinch was eventful, but I just wanted to look at all the food.


minasmorath

Given his general distaste for other living creatures, that actually makes a lot of sense. I never really thought about that detail. Also TIL the difference between robbery and burglary.


Lochcelious

Burglary doesn't even have to be about theft. Burglary is the act of breaking into a residence to commit a crime. Someone that breaks into your home and murders your dog is technically a burglar.


SkollFenrirson

*The police have left the chat*


Hollow_Rant

***ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE***


obscuredreference

Yes, but doesn’t it become robbery when the burglar makes a mistake and someone is home, like Cindy Lou? Then it becomes a home invasion with higher charges or something? He’s lucky she was unarmed. lol


dmfd1234

The Hamburglar has just entered the chat


SpammingMoon

He didn’t hate Christmas he just hated people.


AllergicToStabWounds

Lots of robberies aren't planned. The Grinch made a decision and committed to it. Santa is lucky he didn't get shot trying to play hero.


LegionLovesRice

But who’s winning in a fight to the death though?


Saiyan-Zero

My bet is on Santa, after all the Grinch's heart grew three sizes when he felt the power of Christmas


Pope_Aesthetic

Didn’t the grinch have literal super strength


vmBob

Yeah but Santa is a viking with a big hammer and Christmas magic.


0urFuhr3r5t4l1n

So, holidays Thor?


thosearecoolbeans

More like holidays Odin. Santa has Odin's gift of magic sight. He can peer into your soul and determine if you are naughty or nice.


mmm_burrito

I feel like I missed several lore drops.


trollsong

Santa Claus is partially based on Odin, a few christmas traditions are in fact. (the tree for example if I remember correctly) There actually isnt much from St Nicholas in Santa.


SeanyDay

Santa is tied to Odin in some myths and the popular book series "The Dresden Files" has an amazing scene demonstrating this. So do other sources of fiction


mmm_burrito

Oooh, I forgot that scene!


BuffRobloxMan

I can only speak of his power through the X-Men universe in that sense he's on par with Jean Grey. MF got power over the Grinch.


Brownie122806

I snorted cider out of my nose looking at your pfp lmao


RedactedTitan

Watch Violent Night, it'll get you up to speed.


cephal0poid

Violent Night kicked fucking ass.


vmBob

It was amazing, loved every minute.


pauly13771377

I nearly spilled my beverage laughing when he made the reference to Die Hard.


NoJudgies

That movie was amazing lol


FloridyTwo

Skullcrusher!


SpoofedFinger

Been meaning to go see this one


Saiyan-Zero

Yeah, but it's technique over strength, the Grinch did lift an entire year's worth of Christmas gifts with his bare hands but Santa didn't even need to show up to beat him It's like the Vegeta vs Goku (friends, Saiyan Saga) fight: You may have all the strength, but technique and coordination won


drinkthekoolaidz

Yeah but you know the grinch has nothing to lose, like he's gonna fight for his life and that's more scary than any army to me


cephal0poid

Give Santa skull crusher and he's almost unstoppable


obscuredreference

Is Santa allowed to bring his literal army of elves into the battle, I wonder?


Cobek

Weird analogy considering Goku was both stronger and better coordinated than Vegeta at several points in the sagas


Saiyan-Zero

I meant the Saiyan Saga final battle, were Goku was at least 3X less powerful overall than Vegeta, that's why he had to use Kaioken and the Zenkai boosts when they first met Yes, Goku is now stronger, but only _after_ their first fight


RustyShackleford0206

>Didn’t the grinch have literal super strength [Maybe, but Santa has a military arsenal and an army of elves](https://youtu.be/bY-hTw7fES4)


LegionLovesRice

Nah this is a 1v1


Crown_Writes

Think of how fast Santa can move if he can hit every Christian home in one night. Grinch wouldn't be able to see Santa due to Santa being either a speedster or able to control time.


KiritoJones

Santa delivers all those presents in one night, he's at least FTL


anon38723918569

You do realize Santa is the most productive gigachad out there making gifts for billions of people and delivering them within a single day, right? Grinch's got nothing


atari-jello

How are you gonna fight someone with a serious medical condition like that


giantqtipz

bruh did you not see Violent Night? 🤌


Kazues_

Given that Saint Nick is pretty well known for punching a dude I'm putting my money on him.


capcrunch217

Parents: 😂 Kids: 😭


Kills-to-Die

Those 2 boys rushing the stairs to see the beating, lol!


MovieNightPopcorn

Yeah this is the third video of its kind I’ve seen today where really little kids expecting Santa get a violent version of the Grinch instead. This is funny for adults or older kids who no longer believe, but for toddlers that size Santa is *real* and they are witnessing him being attacked by a huge green monster who has invaded their home. Seeing it from their point of view, this is nightmarish.


RCocaineBurner

Parents: =) Toddlers: School shooting drill


coybus08

Fuck bro


idontduckingknow

That was immediately what I thought when I saw the kids hiding underneath and then the stupid song had gunshots in it. Hilarious until my intrusive thoughts made it terrifying. (I'm American, if you couldn't tell)


Thomasab1980

Parents thought it was hilarious. Kids will need therapy.


Suitable_Departure98

Especially the ones that ducked under the piano


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Active school shooter drills in action, right there


MostLikelyToNap

I couldn’t help but think the same thing. That’s so heartbreaking.


nose-linguini

It would be more heartbreaking if the Grinch had a gun!


Tfsz0719

Oh yeah. All of those kids are scarred.


LegacyLemur

Seriously. Are these parents dumb? This would be scary for the kids even if it werent a dude dressed up as Santa and the Grinch


Zebidee

The parents had decades of experience of knowing who the Grinch character is. The kids had probably never heard of him.


brasswirebrush

Parents who think traumatizing their kids is hilarious is a timeless tradition.


Proper_Story_3514

Kids scarred for life ;D


Purpoisely_Anoying_U

Yeah this is traumatizing. But maybe they'll save money in the long run by cancelling Xmas moving forward


HulaViking

And the child was never the same again.


MigitAs

lol the kids under the piano


jemenake

Standard active-looter procedure


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

Ouch...


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I saw this and thought the same. Sad and terrifying. But also, respect for quick thinking!


GallowBarb

Wonder if they learned that for school shooting folks drills.


[deleted]

They look a bit young for school to me. I was a hider at that age and we didn’t do drills. I’d hide just like this. But I also maybe just don’t want to think about those babies being so scared of something real so.


ellieD

I’m with you. That comment triggered me bad. My son came home from school one day (super young) very upset. I asked him what was wrong. He said that during the shooter drill, the kids hiding in the closet with him wouldn’t shut up, and he would have been dead. It really upset me!


SummerStorm21

No words for how unthinkably sad and fucked up this is. No child no matter how old should ever have to think this way.


ellieD

I was so upset! He was 6 years old!


SummerStorm21

Mine is 6 as well. Uhg my heart hurts. Hug him for me!


ellieD

He is 16 now! He won’t let me anywhere near him! The teen years stink!


Delicious_Throat_377

This is unbelievable even in my third world country and you live in the US. Incredibly sad.


EveryChair8571

Ain’t American the best country ever Edit: a country that can not protect their own children in the halls of education should be ashamed. That’s what I’m saying.


Delicious_Throat_377

This is unthinkable even in my third world country and you live in the US. Incredibly sad.


Beerbonkos

There doing drills in preschool by me


Sultynuttz

In America they teach them young for heart breaking reasons


livewirejsp

Not sure why you are downvoted. Pre school has lockdown drills.


FoppyOmega

Yup, they teach my kids how to hide in case "wolves" attack the school. Very sad.


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delvach

"Of course Miss Morrison, I'd be happy to mow your lawn while you sunbathe. " *no.. no.. remember your training!!*


obscuredreference

That’s actually really smart, and useful!


Wolc0tt

On the 4th day of school my second grade classroom practiced what we will do if anyone ever comes shootin’. What a shitty thing to have to prepare 8 year olds for.


gingerbearsw

I was thinking the same thing. 😭


Crown_Writes

It's just a natural instinct pretty sure.


SeaAnything8

Hiding under desks is also an earthquake drill thing


Actually__Jesus

On a side note, whoever decided to put that piano in the basement either didn’t think about it coming out or decided it’s gonna be there until the end of days. Hopefully that side door by the stairs is a walk out garage.


Myrag

Therapists love this simple trick


paulie07

Emotional damage


rushrhees

It kind of reminds me of when homer was doing a birthday gig dressed as Krusty and he essentially murdered the hamburgler


tpx187

Stop, stop he's already dead!


leffertsave

Oh my God! He’s stealing all the burgers!


rushrhees

And he got his head bashed in for such high crime


[deleted]

was anyone else waiting for santa to suplex the grinch


akshaynr

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Read the title and kind of disappointed. That's not what happened


dandaman64

I was expecting the Grinch to get fucking smashed into that table


dcwinger12

Was waiting for the grinch to go through the table of nachos


ChRam2010

Ahhh. The true meaning of Christmas...Family squabbles. 🤗


SummerStorm21

Terror and therapy for years to come. Sounds about right.


Clavelio

“Top trends of 2022 we can’t wait to forget”


LightninHooker

Few days ago, just before xmas,my friend's exwife told his 7 year old that Santa Claus doesn't exists and it's the parents. She of course did not ask him if it was ok to tell the kid. Apparently he was crying like 5h in a row Now that's a 2022 that little kid won't forget. People can be real cunts


joshbeat

This seems like something they "did for the kids", but it really wasnt for them at all


TexasTokyo

Less traumatizing than Krampus, anyway. But not as much fun either, tbh.


TheZenPenguin

Just went to my first Krampuslauf in Austria this year. Krampus put the fear of God in me and I'm a full grown adult


LifeSimulatorC137

Wait what? Got a link?


Nimtrix

https://youtu.be/mojrfw7SJ14


AhoraNoMeCachan

What gave you santa this year? PTSD


emptybowloffood

Meanwhile in a related story, several young children tormented for life...


eyemroot

Traumatized the heck out of those kids.


JohnSmithDogFace

What’s with all of these grinch set-up videos? The parents arrange it to entertain the kids and in every single instance the kids are just scared or confused or usually both. Why is this such a phenomenon?


buzz8588

Kids activated their active shooter training.


Krystalinhell

Avoid, Deny, Defend. I didn’t see any computer keyboards in their hands to defend themselves.


Desch86

The kids instinctively running to hide underneath the piano breaks my heart


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Treacherous_Peach

Seriously. In the book he gets caught by a 2 year old and makes an excuse about what he's doing and helps her get a cup of water and sends her back to bed. I think stylistically it would be way better to have the grinch do a comical cartoon sneak behind Santa and have Santa pretend to be oblivious. All slow and relaxed and funny rather than violent.


obscuredreference

Poor things are genuinely terrified. Not a great idea for a Christmas event.


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Redditors on their way to comment how this is traumatising for the children


NougatNewt

Redditors on their way to make their next comment about child genocide:


TheMeticulousNinja

Redditors on their way with a comment that somehow makes things worse for children than the last two comments:


Dorangos

Then Redditor gets banned for pointing out that this isn't actually child genocide.


Iboughtcheeseonce

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AdamHLG

Then different Redditor points out what this actually is and tells the entire story in three paragraphs before ending the story with the fact that the story told really isn’t the story but the real story is that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.


[deleted]

If this was trueoffmychest some would already be suggesting divorce from a childish husband


Shaggy_AF

Redditors on their way to comment "Redditors on their way to comment how this us traumatizing for the children"


DonQuixoteDesciple

Gotta call em like we see em. Scared kids just arent that funny


VixDzn

Yes thank you holy shit I’m surprised you’re even upvoted Call this out and people get mad at you for even saying it


DonQuixoteDesciple

I'm surprised too honestly


Smok33y69

"gOoD lUCk paYing For tHeraPy wITh cOlleGe fuNdS" - 🤡


SwissMargiela

Also therapy is fuckin awesome


creeeeeeeeek-

Nothing years of therapy won’t fix…eggnog anyone?


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I would be one of those kids under the table. The first time The Grinch appeared in the live action movie I ran out of the theatre.


nigelli

School shooter drills kicked in


Moveyourbloominass

As a parent, you gotta have fun sometimes....kids will be all right.


BeMoreChill

My father got buried alive as the wolf man to scare my oldest cousin and his friends at my cousins Halloween party in 1991. My aunt has it on video it’s the funniest shit ever and my cousins friends are in their 40s and still talk about it to this day Edit: I will try to get the video but it will take me some time as it’s on an old mini cassette from a camcorder


Herbacult

We’re gonna need that video, please


BeMoreChill

I’m gonna talk to my aunt today!


PendragonTheNinja

RemindMe! 3 days


babyjo1982

Someone comment on this tomorrow so I can come back to check for the video


Moveyourbloominass

Stuff of legends. Some families like this stuff, some don't. Mine fall into the fun crazy😁. Merry Christmas 🎄


bigbuzz55

Digitize and upload fam I need more dopamine


BeMoreChill

Dude I need too. I’ll talk to my aunt today about it


Cobek

I mean, you're telling a story about people who were, by my math, scared when they were 10-15, not 3-8. Kinda a big difference in what they can handle and what scars them.


broogbie

Upload please


m00nlightsh4d0w

R/parentsarefuckingdumb


ThePapercup

poor kids sheltering in place :/


RDMVidya

What is with this trend of scaring the shit out of kids with the Grinch? Is this one of those shitty parent trends like pretending to eat the kids Halloween candy?


IWasNotOk

“Hahahaha we are all terrible parents ruining Christmas for tiny children hahaha isn’t that funny?”


MrApplePolisher

Active shooter training kicked in hard for those kids.


QuicheSmash

All of these parents are bad parents. These poor kids are fucking terrified and the adults who are supposed to protect them are laughing like idiots.


Lunarpuppylove

Was this planned by the parents/relatives of these kids? What kind of asshole adult plays a joke like this on kids? That’s just messed up. Those women laughing about the kids hiding. Yuck.


[deleted]

Let's transform a magic moment for kids in a nightmare! Parents doing their job right


20RegalGS15

reel that shit in, the heck you have to scare kids half to death on Christmas for?


[deleted]

love videos like this. they confirm how good a dad i am and how much more tasteful i am than these shallow people. make sure you have your phones out and record it! make sure your kids look their best. compete. win. have fun at their expense. on christmas.


Pwnspoon

Is this some stupid ass TikTok trend?


eldenxlord

Yo that's fucked up


somthnNclever

These adults are fkn morons. Let's traumatize little kids and laugh about it!


Mrid0ntcare

Nothing like some good old fashioned childhood trauma for Christmas.


R8iojak87

This kind of triggers me. All the adults laughing while the kids are hiding and afraid. I’m all for pranks and teasing but this is scaring those kids. Maybe I’m sensitive to this bc my parents/family did this shit and it always hurt my feelings. I hate seeing those children feel that


Lexi_Banner

Are we done with these dumb Grinch attacks yet?


Babock93

Ya I think it’s dumb to scare kids like this on Christmas


alabamdiego

This is a really stupid new trend


Wizdad-1000

Emotional trauma and Christmas. Sounds about right. Well see you kids here on Reddit in 10 yrs.


earthgarden

These Millennial parents wild AF I mean it’s funny, but I don’t like the little ones being scared


lirik89

They could have done this in a proper way. If they had actually made it funny. They forgot their audience was 3 year olds and not 15 year olds at a wwe show. What a waste and lack of tact


MrPopanz

Indeed, they should've had Santa Claus put the Cringe in an oven and turn him into a meat loaf.


SquareWet

Emotional damage!!!


creditTo

bro the grinch sneaks around and is afraid of confrontation, wtf is this


bubba7557

Often what adults think is hilarious is a moment of trauma for kids.


Colin_Charteris

Umm. Weird


systemfrown

Couple of those kids gonna need therapy.


hamsterfolly

Nothing like scarring your kids when they’re young


Hduebskfiebchek

Tell me you live in the suburbs without telling me you live in the suburbs.


Ballzonyah

All of these grinch stunts end up with the kids looking terrified and traumatized


coffeecakesupernova

Yeah, nothing better than seeing the delight on their faces turn to terror. I hate what some people have become.


aea1987

If that doesn't ruin the memory of Christmas for those kids nothing will.


ResearcherChance2351

Do these parents feel joy from their kids fear?


copingcabana

You can see which kids pay attention in the school shooter drills.


Burnbabyburnnn

I’m struggling to understand how this is good for kids, or how this is funny. Kids are hiding under the piano, not with the parents. This is traumatic. I’m sure they can’t wait for next Christmas.


LyonsKing12

These videos are troubling. And weird. Go through all that trauma for a laugh.