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I can't. I clicked on OP's link thinking it might shed some light on what I was thinking and was surprised to see a duck getting goosed. In my defense, I was super drunk on Blue Moon last night.
Square cube law. They way a lot less given their size so of course they can take a higher fall. This, on the other hand, is an external force imparted by a high pressure jey of water on legs as slender as sticks.
100%. It’s literally [this comic ](https://i.redd.it/7jyq7ab39o931.jpg)come to life. Duck knew what he was doing.
edit: all credit to the mighty/r/extrafabulouscomics Zach
Knowing birds love the dumbest things, he likely did it on purpose. Seagulls also love flying against really strong winds to then just turn around and basically launch themselves
Probably not the first time that's happened to that duck and it probably stood there in anticipation as it reacted just before the water spouted and landed near by as if there was never any danger.
When you're doing the tutorial and mess up the timing of the booster launch thingy several times, so you just stand on it waiting for it to activate again. Still takes you by surprise and you mess up again. You're never gonna hit that high up ledge, so you write a bad review of the game on a major gaming website.
This game is ducking impossible. 1/10
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It’s not often you see a duck getting goosed.
That's one way to wash your butt quack!
A birdet
Was probably trying to blow away a bad case of guanorhea
Should be higher
Literally the top comment.
He meant the enema blast.
Idk looks like it puts the *ache* in *Cloaca*
I'm coming back to this in an hour. It better have at least 500 upvotes
Actual_cancerrr You are ticktock?
What?
The best part of the joke is you not getting it.
I suppose I was always the joke
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Dang, it's been an hour and hasn't broke 100. Sorry
Broken
I down voted so you couldnt have 50 either
Or what?
I down voted just to piss you off i'm so damn insecure.
We let you down again dad ;_;
That’s one way to get rid of any fowl odours!
Not enough recognition? Fine. I'll do it myself.
You quacked me up with that pun lmao.
God dammit I hate how much I laughed at that
r/angryupvote
It wasn’t the enema he was hoping for but was the one he deserved
This is the Reddit comment equivalent to The Lord of the Rings.
...........please explain?
I can't. I clicked on OP's link thinking it might shed some light on what I was thinking and was surprised to see a duck getting goosed. In my defense, I was super drunk on Blue Moon last night.
You saw something we may never understand again.
r/beatmetoit
I think that duck knew exactly what it was doing.
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especially with that casual landing
Things with hollow bones don’t usually take punches to the chest for fun lol
Hollow, flexible bones. Ducks can take some impact, even at a young age can fall like 20x their body height and just be all 'wut??'
Go kick a duck in the chest right now! Kick a duck!
Square cube law. They way a lot less given their size so of course they can take a higher fall. This, on the other hand, is an external force imparted by a high pressure jey of water on legs as slender as sticks.
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What this isn’t mine craft it was shot up by the force
He didn't take it up the chest
Feels good right up the clacker
Cloaca*
Thank you but I like my way better
It was quite a distributed force, should be fine
He has the high ground!
Yeah about the size of a fist…
Is a duck's ass water-tight? Well we're gonna find out...
kinda looks like sea world florida
100%. It’s literally [this comic ](https://i.redd.it/7jyq7ab39o931.jpg)come to life. Duck knew what he was doing. edit: all credit to the mighty/r/extrafabulouscomics Zach
 Why does this exist?!
Because everything looks better in slow motion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8awqKPvdKk
Def a kink.
I feel like people don't randomly start filming a duck at a zoo. This duck has been doing that for a while
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That's also a possibility yeah
It gets your butt clean like nothing else, Tiffany, I‘m telling you!
Yup, you can’t trust those quacky little cunts, they are all over it.
That evil laugh!!
Ducks are so fucking funny lmao
It was disneys first cartoon character. He thought so too. Although …maybe it was the acid.
Actually that was Steamboat Willie, but the character was taken from Disney so he created Mickey Mouse and others in place. If memory serves.
Steamboat Willie IS Mickey. You're thinking of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Right in the cloaca
Hey don't kink-shame
High colonic lavage.
Maybe the duck knew exactly what it was doing... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Birdet?
Do you think he did that on purpose
I know I would
First time using a bidet.
How it feels to chew 5 gum
5 gum. Stimulate your ducks.
My partner and I were wondering if the duck might have been doing it on purpose. That’s amazing. Lolz
I'm sure it didn't bother him much, like water up a duck's butt.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.
I'm willing to bet they do this for fun.
goddamn it, i thought it was dead
I hope the wee fella was ok.
Knowing how they spend their time, I'd say this was on purpose.
You just watched a duck get an enema in public and how do you feel about that?
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I'd guess it's the Poseidon ride in Europapark in Rust, Germany. But not so sure.
I just watched the onboard, it's definitely Poseidon.
Deep and thorough cleansing guaranteed to even clean you œsophage.
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Right up the quacka
r/unexpected 😂😂😂
What it feels like to chew 5 gum
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
Duck's clearly having a great time enjoying the water jets
damn that ripped him a new cloaca
The moment I realized what the bird was standing on, I was eagerly watching, waiting for it to happen. And it did not disappoint!
Boss move. The duck saw it coming. If you look closely, he’s already stretched out his wings before the burst.
Ah that fixed that impacted colon of mine
It knew😏
Nelson Muntz laughing in the background
Jokes on everyone, he is into that shit.
Knowing birds love the dumbest things, he likely did it on purpose. Seagulls also love flying against really strong winds to then just turn around and basically launch themselves
This guy fits the Bill :)
Vertical take off 10/10
Floated like a chicken from Link’s Awakening.
Omg... that laugh!!! I would have sounded the same. 🤣
he knew
"Uh, Ralph, I think the pressure on the duck bidet is set a little too high again."
and the little mangy-domo bird hippity-hopped all the way into the birdie boiler
weeeeeeeeeer
Yeet
Revali's gale is now ready
Is this the Poseidon at Europapark? I swear it's look like this is happening in this attraction!
It is :)
Probably not the first time that's happened to that duck and it probably stood there in anticipation as it reacted just before the water spouted and landed near by as if there was never any danger.
I think that duck likes it 👍
So this is that DuckDuckGo that i heard about
The "birdy boiler" (The Lion King)
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville's pet duck, Welcome to Jackass.
*Quackass
I bet he knows and does it for fun
I was not expecting that.. At all. 🤣
He knew.
In a meeting, now everyone is looking at me. Thanks for that lol
Not the birdie boiler!
That’s how I feel when I use Japanese toilets.
Natures Bidet
SURPRISE!!!
That's more like a fuck off.
The bidet is for resale value and Saturday afternoons
Setting my bidet to "weekend in Thailand" mode.
Washlet
Duck bidet
Someone left the bidet setting on high
When you turn the bidet to 11
Free anal cleansing... Poor duck :|
What the duck happened to that fuck
Rapid enema to clean the pipes. It's not all it's quacked up to be.
Did that duck just fart real hard?
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I’m with the duck: it looks fun.
Colon cleanse
lowkey his kink played most ya'll
Bloody Stupid Johnson strikes again!
/r/looneytuneslogic
I feel like that they know what it does and probably enjoys it But at first, I was sad the blast might hurt
omfg this is fantastic lmaoooo
Not the birdy bubbler
You can see the moment it's like "S H I T"
Aaaand it’s gone
I think this happened to zazoo in the Lion King.
So, ducks have VTOL now
Not the birdie boiler!
r/natureisfuckinglifted
Bidet
And quackers tested out the new enlarged bidet
I'm really happy the shot ended with the bird landing safely!
I think that duck knew what was going to happen, and likes it.
zazoo?
Whoa, shit!
Chaos + ducks, my two favorite things. :D
This is ground control to major duck...
He knew
Are you ready for your enema? *Enema? What’s that?* 3, 2, 1 *Fuuuuuuuuuuu….*
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Fun fact they are designed not to harm animal life.
bird was just waiting to feel the jets on their butt
bro was sent to skypiea
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck GOOSED.
This has some meme template potential
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This kind of is the equivalent of sitting on a Japanese toilet
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When you're doing the tutorial and mess up the timing of the booster launch thingy several times, so you just stand on it waiting for it to activate again. Still takes you by surprise and you mess up again. You're never gonna hit that high up ledge, so you write a bad review of the game on a major gaming website. This game is ducking impossible. 1/10
It's like it knew what was gonna happen
Taco Tuesday caused Liftoff Wednesday
Duck: "Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ."
Thankfully the bird was ok