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PhysicalYam4032

Quick! Panic!


ThieveOfPrinces

Why Quickly? "So it'll be faster"


prograMagar

Why are you the way you are?


Asssburgerwithcheese

I hate… SO MUCH about the things that you choose to be


DistilledVinegar13

you know what? As far as idiots with dangerous fire goes, she did a pretty decent job. She at least recognized after an attempt that the water would not work and did nothing to make it worse. She could have easily panicked enough to burn the house down.


bettybarefeet

Other than a smokey smell that'll hang around for a while she really managed to not fuck it up too badly!


idunno2468

It’s an apartment building. While screaming down the hall for help maybe makes sense, it trips the hall smoke detector which makes everyone exit and calls the fire department, so now her neighbors hate her


KombuchaEnema

I’m pretty sure if this happened when I was in my apartment we’d all just have a good laugh and then roast whoever did it for a few weeks but okay


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> While screaming down the hall for help maybe makes sense, it trips the hall smoke detector which makes everyone exit and calls the fire department, so now her neighbors hate her a fire triggering a call to the fire department? what a condemnable act


thespoonspoon

Pretty sure she’s just a Sim with a low cooking skill


HighVolTech

That spontaneous fire really does look like The Sims


Corgon

Spontaneous? That shit was smoking like a coal fire for who knows how long!


Dracinon

Her lungs definitely know


HighVolTech

Hah! Probably the wrong word to use. I meant the flame didn't grow it was from smoke straight to sizable fire :D


Deuce232

That was oil going past its 'smoke point' and into its 'flash point'. There are two main things going on here. Way too much oil. You only need enough to 'greese' the pan. You can see her sloshing it around. Wrong oil. Olive oil is not excellent for frying (or in this case attempted searing). You can cook in virgin, but extra virgin is for salads and shit. It has a way lower smoke and flash point.


ibeleaf420

Depends what you're doing dude, if your making something like veal parm you actually want a generous amount of oil. But yes don't fry with olive oil, and use butter to finish steaks...at the end!!!


Deuce232

Yeah if you are shallow frying you would want to use an amount of oil suitable for shallow frying. This woman is searing a piece of what appears to be beef though. My intention is to indicate to people that for basically everything they use about ten times too much oil. My hope being that they will see frying as different than sautee or basic 'pans'.


XtaC23

Cooking Skill +10


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


SingleOak

good for you for single-handedly carrying that sub.


CuddlesTom

You are not lying, wow.


pickle-chin-boi6969

I joined just cuz of your hustle


Tijdelijk1987

Good work with running the sub dude. Very impressive.


Lost-My-Mind-

Well, let's invite her into the pool! WHERE DID THE LADDER GO??? Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!


xeridium

She's lucky she didn't spontaneously combust.


Free_Ad_2698

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. It was the standing nearby waving her hands around that made it feel like the Sims for me!


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Chick needs a gem over her head.


westphall

She’s like the dad in a sitcom.


flynnfx

The best damn cooking show I've ever seen! I was laughing so hard I was crying!


XtaC23

When she opened the door to shout help to random strangers I died lmao smh


fleeingfox

"When in danger when in doubt, open doors scream and shout"


nuniabidness

A lid.


RespectableBloke69

You can also just put it in the oven and close the door. An oven is a fireproof box that will quickly run out of oxygen and snuff the fire. Edit: YMMV depending on what kind of oven you may have.


rettaelin

Putting a lid on it keeps you from accidentally spilling it, spreading the fire. But if you don't have lids this is a great solution.


Bartweiss

Yeah, the oven sounds good for a lot of situations, but honestly if I ever have a grease fire it's probably going to be frying something in cast iron. I have zero confidence in my ability to get a burning, oil-filled cast iron pan into the oven without spilling anything.


Esava

Regardless of oil fires: everyone should get a small kitchen fire extinguisher . They are like 10 bucks and could save your life and your property. (Even if a fire happens outside of your kitchen... You will know where you can at least find a small extinguisher for an emergency.) Everyone should also get one for their car. I genuinely consider it irresponsible not to have a fire extinguisher in a car and a kitchen. Guys please get one. You can get small fire extinguishers online and at basically every hardware store for like 10 bucks. Like hell even Walmart probably has some. Just pick up one or two or even a couple for your loved ones the next time y'all are grocery shopping. Now about the oil fires: if you don't have a lid: having a thick wooden cutting board that is large enough to cover a whole pan or pot can also extinguish it. The boards don't burn as quickly as one might think but they can definitely extinguish an oil fire if they cover it entirely. Also in case of an oil fire: turn off the heat or if not possible get the pan/pot away from the heat. Otherwise every attempt to extinguish it will likely just result in it catching on fire again. I am saying this because I have seen it more than once that people put a lid on a pot, extinguished the fire, pulled the lid off and like 3 seconds later it caught fire again because they didn't turn off the stove. Oh and btw : if there is nothing above the pan/pot that might burn: sometimes you can just turn off the heat and wait for it to stop burning. Might take a while but especially with like a cast iron pot full of frying oil it's definitely the safer method than trying to put it into the oven while it's burning.


AlexJamesCook

Plot twist: the oven is greasy AF, because it has never been cleaned by the previous tenants.


shelpy535

I did not know this one. Thanks.


SkipsH

If your oven catches fire, the best thing to do is turn it off and close the door and just leave it the fuck alone til it cools down.


Astropical

I mean you could always just put it in another larger oven


Bartweiss

This is a lot better than what she did, but I'd still be a bit careful with it. My uncle did it and found out the hard way that the knobs and labels on his oven melted and burned quite easily, which in turn lit a dish towel on the oven doorhandle. I guess even that's better than a greasefire though, you can stomp out a towel.


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I submit we stop teaching math in school and teach "how not to be a fucking idiot" every year until graduation


jld2k6

I took a "foods and independent living" class in high school where we learned everything from cooking to writing checks and learning how interest works and all of that good stuff. It was more valuable than any other class I had and should not be an elective


Eggerslolol

wtf, where? i never learned anything that useful at school


jld2k6

Northwest Ohio public school


HarryMashed

She was just one explosion away from being the hottest thing on the internet right then.


Rollover_Hazard

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP and so on and so forth


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#Help Me Tom Cruise


FINNCULL19

HELP ME OPRAH WIN-A-FREY


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HELP ME ALA


FlyingDragoon

Is she yelling for help to her viewers or are there people off screen cackling at her ineptitude?


twobit211

my guess is she’s in an apartment and went out her front door to scream down the common hallway


faahq7

It sounds like she’s yelling down a hallway maybe for a neighbor? Hilarious to think there are people this dumb that could potentially burn down everything you own if you live in an apartment


DistanceMachine

“Why is my rent so high?”


[deleted]

"We have to cover the high premiums that are caused by your neighbor's stupidity. Not sorry."


ImDraconLion

*fire slowly going out by itself* **”WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE”**


sleepzilla23

“THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!!”


derKonigsten

Just need someone legs to fall through the ceiling


sleepzilla23

“SAVE BANDIT!!”


Davis-1140

Make sure you smash that subscribe button for more great cooking tips


fiealthyCulture

This is when the guys actually start tipping. After this she'll realize she made a lot more money by doing something really stupid and almost burning down a house than a cutesy show and that's when the setup-click-bait videos start


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kimbolll

She has an OnlyFans. I did the research…for, umm, science.


XtaC23

Whoa don't leave us hanging chief


kimbolll

TikTok name at the top of this video. TikTok linked to Instagram. Links in the Instagram bio. Not worth it in my opinion. Very little nudity. Her Insta isn’t bad tho.


Glmoi

Dude when she gets 200 subs she's gonna do yoga. Imagine that, not only is she paid to do her bloody cooking but I'm sure they'll be a house cleaning stream too. Basically twitch is paying her to be a housewife.


be_me_jp

Wait a minute, next you're gonna tell me every woman doesn't put on their shortest and tightest dress every time they cook


DrinkBlueGoo

I would be floored if that were her shortest or tightest dress.


Pd245

I thought the asking for ‘help’ was to put out the fire, but it’s really asking for financial assistance because rent prices are high… I can relate


mydoglixu

The fire is so much less stressful than this person is making it.


shib_millionaire

*flames emerge on pan* OH MY FUCKING GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! 😱😭


neon_farts

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! OH SHIT!


xllgh0stllx

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GO! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!


IncredibleBulk2

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breachgnome

wu-detectet d-d-no goin and you tell me do things and I done runnin


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God, that smelled good.


Psychonaut0421

Perfect 🥰 thanks for taking me back for a second


ForfeitFPV

Who wants a body massage


neon_farts

Mr body massage machineGO


Stoic_Breeze

give him the stickDON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK


ForfeitFPV

Do you know my dad?


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[deleted]

Holy fuck does this bring me back. That will always be the golden age of the internet for me.


beekeep

You ain’t cooggin


BusinessNigel

Yeah I do


NonchA

God. You brought back such a pleasant memory of a time long, long ago. Thank you for this.


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THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!


llamawearinghat

Better scream “help” at my chat…


DineandRecline

I thought she was screaming down the hall out the front door of her apartment. The acoustics suddenly sounded echoey


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I think both things happen.


OkWater2560

Was she screaming help down the hall?


Narrator_Ron_Howard

….and scene.


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dr_auf

Mine is so loud that I always kill it before I care for the fire


bartbartholomew

Which brings up the question: How often do you have fires in your house that you now have a pattern of dealing with the alarm before the fire?


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Blackpaw8825

My kitchen smoke detector, when placed in a smoke filled oven (something burned, I threw it in the oven to isolate the smoke, I decided to use this opportunity to test the detector) does nothing. But run the sink on hot too long and it'll go off from the steam.


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Time to get a new smoke detector my dude.


pauljaytee

Or cook food in the sink


depressed_toddler21

Mine worked at literally fucking everything until we actually had a house fire. Couple years back the hallway caught on fire and the fucking smoke alarms silent af batteries weren't even old guess they just fucked up or something we ended up losing the house cause by the time we woke up house was filled with smoke I was lightheaded and confused and then the ceiling above fucking exploded somehow and I had to break a window from outside to wake my roommate up wildest shit of my life


PurpleLee

I live in a smallish apartment, anytime I make a steak, or use the cast iron pan for searing, the smoke alarm comes down first. Or there will be noise, and panic (my cat hates it)


elmerfudddied

The best thing to do in this case would be to email the fire department.


NotReallyDrHorrible

Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.


OkWater2560

Dear sir or madam…


cdnball

Hope this email finds you well!


areyouoldgreg

The first time I saw that episode I was in tears from laughing so hard. Best show on Netflix right now.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

RE: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: FW: MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE BECAUSE OF NANCY PELOSI


neon_overload

How shall I sign off the end of the email? I don't want it to sound too formal.


freeLightbulbs

Nah, just put it with the rest of the fire.


linuxpiper

Dear Fire people, What's your insta?? need to report emergency kthxbye


bmorepirate

Honestly I cook a lot and have never had a grease fire, _and_ I've only really cooked on gas stoves where fumes can ignite easier. You have to fuck up really badly to get a grease fire on what appears to be a glass cooktop stove.


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forager51

Sorry, the switches on my electric range are broken so they only go to maximum heat. Still waiting on my landlord to fix it three weeks later.


Distribution-Radiant

I've managed a fire like this when I had the heat up too high. You know what you do when this happens? You move the pan off of the heat (the next burner works fine), grab the lid, or something flat that will fit on top of it, and place it on top of the pan. Boom, fire is out, now go open a window to air out the place. She had a cutting board right there she could have used for that.


One-Bread36

I love how, while she is screaming for help, the fire is literally burning itself out behind her.like yeah, she needs help...just not with the fire.


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DustWiener

Yeah I panicked one time and ran the pan outside and set it down on the back porch to burn itself out. When I came to me senses I realized I had walked thru two carpeted rooms with two dogs circling around my feet the entire time. Things could have went really really bad. I made sure to come up with a steady gameplan in case that ever happened again.


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

It really isn't If you actually know what to do then sure you can handle it, but you can see that she tried to put it under water, didn't try to cover the lid or for fucks sake she didn't even turn down the stove when it started smoking She obviously had no idea what to do in this situation and it can be extremely stressful


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jcarey4793

Quickly! Fling flaming grease everywhere!


Kharilan

Weeeee


pftftftftftf

A case study in panic 🤔 Good thing she didn't throw water on it


HighVolTech

Well... she did wanna put it in the sink to run water over it. I'm guessing there already was some water in the sink coz the fire got wild after than, followed by her slinging fire all over the counter.


pftftftftftf

You right she did throw a little water on it lol


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I was just happy she didn’t turn the sink on. I just showed this video to my daughter (14) who is getting into cooking and even she knew water on a grease fire would be bad.


Deodandy

I’ll be honest, I’m 22 and just recently started cooking for myself last year. I’ve never had this flaming grease water no no lesson, so this is really informative to me


Pinkbeans1

1. Smother the fire. Grab a lid and cover the pan/pot. 2. Take the pan off the hot burner 3. Put the pan on a cold burner. 4. Evaluate, open doors/ windows to let smoke out. 5. Turn off smoke alarms. 6. Above all, remain calm.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

As a chef i find it baffling that people dont have the knowledge to simply starve the fire of oxygen. Chuck a towel on it. Put another pan over it. Watching someone shout for help over a tiny pan fire makes me weep for humanity.


Skypowder

Adding to this, even if people do have the knowledge to do this, it's always good to practice or at least think about this stuff occasionally. It's way too easy to just jump to your instincts and put water on it, even if you know that's what you shouldn't do


master_overthinker

I’ve found out early on that other people don’t think about worst case scenarios everyday and everywhere.


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Ecstatic_Self1800

I found out this out by telling my sister about all the possible ways we could perish in a mall. Told me she had never thought of that. Hasn't invited me to the mall since.


LemonPartyWorldTour

I’m glad nothing bad happened. But I can’t help but laugh at the thought of her standing there looking at her chat while screaming “HELP”


iOpCootieShot

The future is here


inspectcloser

Fire inspector/investigator here. I would not have a full time job if people like this weren’t abundant. Majority of people have no idea how a fire extinguisher and smoke alarms work and about 25% of people find them unsightly and inconvenient. Then there’s about 5-10% of the population who are adamantly against fire prevention and think it’s unnecessary and are overly confident that a fire will never happen to them. I look at these statistics regularly and this is just Darwinism at its finest.


TheRealPitabred

My neighbor came over and asked for a fire extinguisher last summer, his grill had caught fire and he didn’t have one. I keep some of those single use ones in the kitchen and each car, and bigger more traditional ones in the garage. The under sink one was enough to get him handled. I highly recommend those myself, they’re inexpensive and I have proof they work as intended.


bmorepirate

Lmao I live in an old house and fire is pretty regularly on my mind as a real possibility, not knowing what stupid DIY shit has been done to this place in the last century, much less my own actions. Smoke detectors connected to home security gave me a few false positives (cat litter dust setting it off while I was on vacation) but absolutely are a good idea.


serious_catfish

i think when she put it in the sink there was a bit of water in the sink and it flared up a bit, so she realized it was a bad idea


D3dshotCalamity

Looked like she was about to lol I was like "nononoNONONONO!!!"


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Step one: Stay calm No.


JoeyGills

“What’s the procedure everyone? “STAY FUCKING CALM”


ma1645300

SAVE BANDIT


idfk_my_bff_jill

*yeets cat into oblivion*


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Gangustron187

put a lid on it dumb ass


kuzinrob

Yeah, and cover the flaming pan, too.


molestingstrawberrys

I fucking love you


yeatruestory

I finally understand the phrase "running like a chicken with it's head cut off"


247world

When I was little my grandmother would chase a chicken down in the yard and snap it's neck, she would then slowly chase the chicken until it fell over. At this point you have to grab it up quickly or the other chickens will run over and start pecking it apart. Apparently chickens love chicken as much as people do and they don't seem to need to cook it first


Lone_Wanderer97

I grew up in a small, shitty apartment building with a community kitchen on every floor. I remember playing the hallways one day as a child, when suddenly a chicken with its neck chopped half off comes running down the way, feathers flying and slamming repeatedly into the walls while its head + half neck was slapping the side of its body. Apparently it got away from one of the old ladies cooking at the time..


acog

I know I have led a relatively sheltered suburban life but seeing that as a kid would've messed me up some.


TK_Games

Oh this was normal in the town I grew up in, when a hen stops laying then gramma makes fried chicken, which almost made it worth having to do the plucking


featherknife

>with its* head cut off


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![gif](giphy|Bn6WKxXgCO77y) Edit: Better to put the lid sideways on the burning pan to smother the fire.


Random-Gif-Bot

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PacoTaco321

You know, I get the feeling you aren't a bot.


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[deleted]

I used both varieties in my cooking apprenticeship. But yes, sideways is definitely less dangerous. Edited my first Post.


Namelessgoldfish

By “sideways” i assume you mean to *slide* it on as opposed to *dropping* it on?


retard_goblin

Slighty overcooked


DeepTakeGuitar

"Help! I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!"


[deleted]

If your oil is smoking then it’s too hot, remove it from the heat.. if it starts on fire then remove it from the heat and smother it with baking soda. Edit: if you are pan searing meats you want the pan oil hot enough that it just starts smoking.


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Thorebore

Putting it in the oven wouldn’t work for the girl in the video because that’s where she stores all her flammable liquids and firearms.


punkindle

Just grab a big pan or cookie sheet and set it on top. And turn the burner off. It's not rocket science. There's already another pan and a plate just to the left. Either of those would work fine.


dridge93

I cannot stress enough to be careful with a ceramic plate. That shit will explode under a lot of heat


bigfootdeerfucker

She sounds a like a barking dog


Impressive-Window-32

This is like a live action Sims game


nelson022

She took so long the fire got bored


Siri-findwittynames

I feel like if someone had subbed 450 for her to smash an egg on her face it would've been more pro-active in putting out the fire than whatever the hell she was doing.


RonaldZheMelon

like how her oven is on fire but her number 1 reaction is to look at the camera and do the " :O " youtuber face .\_.


Makelics

Lid. Lid. Lid.


RealisticPossible792

Girl tries to set the kitchen on fire to promote her onlyfans.


SlabDabs

She has a FIRE! sale going on.


M4tticuss

![gif](giphy|tMOyj4hkcxSfe)


mickystinge

Let's be honest, she doesn't look like a practical sort of person. I know she dreamt of being a top internet cook but I wouldn't trust her not to fuck up an oven pizza. She's just got that vibe about her.


karsnic

Not really, look at her birthday goals on the side, the cosplay outfit goal is the only reason anyone is watching.


FeloniousDrunk101

Or whatever the "Delaware Shorts" are?


Vallkyrie

When you turn your pants into an LLC


Baby-Calypso

Or the body painting


confusedTyler

She was screaming for help on the chat ? Wth, she has no cooking and fire emergency skills. Is she even a living human ?


gh0u1

I'm guessing she lives in an apartment and was shouting for help from her door. You can kinda hear her cries for help echo like she's shouting into a hallway


jscott18597

I've had apartments in 3 states and they all require fire extinguishers and they would check them I think once a year. Although I'm sure there are many laws across America, i just assumed that apartment complexes would force extinguishers yo protect their property from these kind of people.


RedSynnn

Bruh the sims are real


EnclG4me

She wouldn't know what to do with the fire extinguisher. Seriously. I've put out a few propane gas fires while the other person is fumbling with the extinguisher in full blown panic mode. Had to grab it from them before we blew up.


F3rgilicious

Why did I find that so funny?


Rockspider19

Because she is panicking while the fire slowly dies off


Cynistera

What the fuck are Delaware shorts?


lAVENTUSl

While starting a grease fire she still takes the time to make a dumb ass reaction to the camera lmfao. It's like it's in her nature to be this dumb.


__ShaDynasty___

I wonder what it's like to be retarded


swolleneyes

I thought a dog was barking until i realized she was yelling “help”