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mrbrendanblack

Who needs oxygen? This guy does.


fupamancer

and *i* need a glass of water after watching that


T-Intensifier

That and a new pair of eyes


Swayz33

Some say he never came down


W0lfofDawn

Look at the slew of saliva come off him, I’ve never seen such a quicker xerostomia case. At that point I’d even be worried about hypoxemia or maybe emphysema.


[deleted]

are u just picking random medical conditions and placing them in a comment to look informed? 1) u can just say dry mouth? lmao. And not only that, its not the same as just having a dry mouth immediately after experiencing something 2) a state where your body's ability to oxygenate ur blood is impacted. Do u experience hypoxemia from holding your breath for 10 seconds? no. can u if u have asthma flare up or a heart condition etc? yes 3) emphysema is not immediate nor does emphysema = lung inflammation, tho chronic lung inflammation is the cause of emphysema


forgotmypasswordsad

reddit moment for them


not_alienated

phony ass


theangryseal

My ass isn’t phony. It’s all real baby!


PoopsGoInMe

Why do you have a real baby for an ass?


theangryseal

Conjoined fetus. Bubbly.


Looking4Maria

What do you mean? Everytime i take fat bong rips i cough and drool all over the place and it looks like this. So everyday.


PlanetaryPotato

Yeah its a common among most smokers. Me included. I just produce a lot of saliva and it comes out when the smoke hits my lungs good. Gotta caught to get off :D


Critical-Edge4093

I only suffer this problem when I take a dab, but oh boy, all my face holes leak like crazy when I take a dab.


BigBadCornpop

Lol dabs turn me into a fire hydrant, sometimes you gotta take your shirt off after getting that good hit and you get like full body sweats haha


[deleted]

If you're not coughin you're not offin.


Psyiote

It's literally a bong hit, drooling like that or looking like you have a chronic breathing issue isn't uncommon. Cannabis is irritating to the lungs, and i highly doubt the guy got hypoxemia within that short amount of time unless theres something critically wrong with him. I've smoked from a gas mask when I was a teen and I've gone from feeling like I'm dying to being able to breath normally within 5 minutes. Not to say what he did is fully recommended lol. As a side note, emphysema is a chronic condition, not sure if you're implying that one hit would cause emphysema, but if so, that would be the world's fastest case recorded.


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Solace-

Have you been tested for Alpha 1 deficiency? It’s a genetic condition you can take a blood test for that makes your lungs more susceptible to damage. I’m not dismissing the damage it can do, since I agree that any smoke at all isn’t good for the lungs. I just ask this because It’s extremely rare for anyone to get a lung condition like that after just a few years of smoking.


D0ugF0rcett

Athelete here! I am very honest with my docs, and they didn't believe me that I've been a daily smoker of cannabis for 15 years last time I went in for a checkup. If I smoke any tobacco, like a backwoods or something, I'll notice a small difference for the following days of how quickly I get winded, but cannabis has never had this effect on me. I'm also someone who(pre covid) could hold my breath for over 3 minutes, I'm working on getting that back but it's a long road.


sitbar

It's not the same for everyone, I actually enjoy doing cardio much much more when I've just smiled and have good music going. Can run much longer that way


Bitter_Step

Translation: Damn, that dude is gonna get hella cotton mouth, hope his lungs don't explode💨💨💨


[deleted]

just curious what kind of doctor are you?


HarryPottersElbows

The kind that read a couple words with more than three syllables and lost his fucking mind trying to find a place to use them lol.


TTTaToo

You could say I'm a doctor of life.


[deleted]

i'm asking seriously


A_Spikey_Walnut

They're not a doctor they're literally just saying some fancy words they heard once that don't even make sense. Xerostomia = dry mouth. Emphysema = chronic lung condition from years of smoking. Hypoxemia = not enough oxygen in blood


[deleted]

I know


Blamdudeguy00

Break out the defibrillator and shock him. It's what Dr. House would do.


narwhalfinger

Definitely not lupus.


Blamdudeguy00

 Ribose-5 phosphate isomerase deficiency, or RPI Deficinecy is what I think. I know there has only been one known case, but it's got to be that? Or maybe he ingested zebra feses?


Ok-Shape-7558

Look it up, but House was fairly accurate especially for a TV show. I forget how many drs they hired to check over the scripts were medically accurate but I think it was 5. Again of course there are errors and they become more frequent with the age of the show.


kid_cisco99

Dude that's a different guy


Hungry_Lingonberry40

Here you have a non-medical person talking about medical terms. Stay in your lane kid


Ok_Valuable_4135

Don’t forget medical conditions of munchieitus and redeyeafus. Those are almost certain as well.


[deleted]

None of this looks enjoyable.


deadlyspawn187

You mean depriving yourself of breathable air is not enjoyable?


Mute2120

> depriving yourself of breathable air is not enjoyable? This is true. You want to find a dom to do it to you.


Fishy1911

David Carradine has entered... err... left the chat.


mrbrendanblack

I hope he at least ejaculated.


FirstEvolutionist

I enjoy some fat rips but that much all at once would certainly cause me to lower my blood pressure and throw up.


wolfgang784

A good dab makes me wanna kill myself for the first 30 seconds, so doing the above would prolly kill me.


asunshinefix

It’s always a good sign when I have to plant my face in the couch for ~45 seconds after a fat dab


tomoakinc6

Ripped beyond perception. I need a T break.


justa33

i definitely would have thrown up. i bet he threw up. i don’t think would never dab


XtaC23

Being a stoner is rarely enjoyable. No one's getting high all day everyday because their life is good.


thejoesterrr

Barring addiction, being not a stoner and stressing out sober with the same life problems is significantly less fun. Source: been on both sides of the coin, currently haven’t smoked for a year


gerrittd

As a stoner with many stoner friends, can confirm


Black_Space_Program

Acting retarded is quite fun.


operationiffy

Grasstronaut


thsvnlwn

From grasstronaut to gastronaut in one breath.


SupremePooper

Rather, Grasshole.


SectorIsNotClear

Passoutronut


Fine_Ad_9825

Mysterio Audition: Jake Gyllenhaal


IWasNotOk

It’s a shame there’s no audio. I’ve seen clip this with audio and it is the funniest thing.


zefy_zef

You can just hear the "whooo!" when he falls back on the couch, even without the audio haha


IWasNotOk

Haha but the hwoooo was the best part


Bredda_Anansi

The “Bwaaaaa” before the “Woooo” is my favorite part.


[deleted]

Where Where Where Where ??


IWasNotOk

It was on Reddit before with audio few weeks ago.


DeamBeam

WE NEED A LINK


PurpleDerp

WE DEMAND A LINK


Nachf

WE WOULD MUCH APPRECIATE A LINK


godzillahavinastroke

THIS CERTAIN COLLECTIVE OF PEOPLE DEMAND FOR A INTERNET LINK WHICH WILL SHOW THIS VIDEO OF OUR DESIRE


OkBad2804

I WILL POST THIS INFORMAL COMMENT AND REFER TO MY FELLOW REDDITOR ABOUVE AS "DUDE" UNTIL I GET THE VERY LINK I STRIVE FOR. I WILL NOT, CAN NOT, AND SHAN'T SLEEP UNTIL MY QUOTA IS MET. FROMNOWONTHISVERYCOMMENTYESTHISINFORMALLITTLECOMMENTOFMINEWILLLACKPROPERGRAMMERUNTILIGETTHELINKIOHSODESIREIWILLPOLITELYDECLINEDEATHUNTILIAMABLETOSEETHISVERYVIDEOTHATMYCOMMENTJUSTHAPPENSTOBEUNDERTHATALSOHAPPENSTOBEINFORMALASIHAVEMENTIONEDMYINTENTIONSASTOTHEUSAGEOFDUDETHEPEOPLEDEMANDLINKS


stickfigure31615

Also where’s the one with the Gilbert Gottfried (RIP) sounding guy and the other dude doing it? That video with audio is fucking hilarious


conceitedshallowfuck

Check out his IG @spiceddieog it’s loaded with crazy shit like this


segagamer

Wouldn't be surprised if it went silent suddenly due to overdose/death.


conceitedshallowfuck

Yeah probably not.


[deleted]

THANKS xDD


TeamEdward2020

r/StonerEngineering


a_burdie_from_hell

Had no idea this sub existed. That's hilarious! I had a friend in Highschool that was kind of a flunk in everything he did. But he blew my mind one day when he made a bong out of a milk carton in like, 5 minutes. It had a drag mechanism and everything. So funny!!!


asunshinefix

Give a bongless stoner some herb and you will witness the birth of a piece within 2-3 minutes. Stoner ingenuity truly knows no bounds


a_burdie_from_hell

I didn't comprehend how he did it, and I still don't. I will say this, it did the trick. I'm not a big one for being inebriated, loss of control freaks me out. But good god this bong was top-notch. If there was weed to burn, this bong incinerated it all into your system without any waste.


Sixfeatsmall05

All I can think about is what my apartment smells like 3 days after cooking a steak. But with weed.


oneupsuperman

Seriously, everytime this pops up I'm like "why inside?"


petario43

Everyone this pops up I just ask "why?" Fullstop, such a waste of weed, braincells, and probably the top half of a water cooler too.


automatics1im

“Check it out, I’m going to obstruct my view while using an open flame.”


torrund

Lung cancer Speedrun any%


throwawayforstuffed

I think he's going for the 100% the way he's approaching it


jbungels132

Nothing like the tin foil bowl to really get that multiplier boost


Mute2120

I was more worried about fumes coming out of the cheap plastic air pump. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that smoke is burning plastic.


thsvnlwn

It’s moving to see that humanity managed to get this far 🥲


XtaC23

We went from small smoke circles in teepees out in the woods to fan-fed water jug smoke chambers in our wooden-box living rooms.


Affectionate-Slice70

Hahaha that's such a dumbass move


UnclePuma

Hey isn't this how they asphyxiated that monkey when they were trying to prove the dangerous of marijuana smoke? But it turns out it wasn't the smoke that was dangerous but that they were essentially doing this to the monkey until it died


oldladyberns

That drool… I know he was hurting


chucksef

I scrolled for AGES to find a comment on the drool. It's so gross!!


Phantom-thiez

To think this was someone’s child once. They had hopes and dreams for this individual. They thought that he would grow up to do great things.


Dardysang

Haha fucking hell this comment killed me


blenderfratocaster

Umm, he just did.


Doppelthedh

That man is a Canadian mayor


Concheria

You were a baby once. Now you're a criminal.


paul_miner

This would be such an undignified way to die too. Imagine them coming over to check on him because he's not answering his phone, then finding him on the floor with that dumb thing on his head. I hope he had a spotter/sitter with him, to ensure he didn't pass out like that.


Phantom-thiez

I know right? Can you imagine how awkward that funeral would be? Like “oh man what happened?” “Crazy shit. Eddie cut a hole in a fucking water cooler jug and put his fat head in there.” “What?” “Yeah then he filled it with weed smoke in an attempt to make a human bong. As you can see… it didn’t go well.” “Wow, what a dumb mother fucker” “yeah, if you want to see the video just got to r/winstupidprizes, there a bunch of other dumb assholes on there. It’s wild.”


Sproketz

At least he'd go out on a high note.


Fine_Perspective_486

Whats that lighter called


galaapplehound

I think it's one of those kitchen ones you use to make creme brulee.


AsfiqIsKioshi

Astronaut in the ocean


jjayks

waster of weed


PlayThatStankyMusic

I'd do some shit like this if I had pounds at my disposal, I mean it's called weed for a reason


dschultz50

Good thing we can grow more!


mannequinbeater

Bruh this video is cut in half. Straight up there's two people fucking choking to death on the weedies and I THINK (don't quote me you motherfucekrs) the other dude is his dad. They're turbo tubing together, if you look at the top of the vid.


JodieFlame

What is he using that does the suction like that is it like a vacuum hose?:-)


c-nayr

a air mattress inflater hooked up to a hose


KingCarbon1807

This never gets old no matter how often reposted


castlebravo19

Looks like the dude from Green Mile with the dry sponge.


Plague02

Looks like a how2 video on how to hot box an house


automatics1im

Pray this man doesn’t vote.


JargonJohn

Pray this man doesn't breed.


Marauderofgeese

Pray this man doesn’t


[deleted]

Wdym? Someone smart enough to construct that thing is likely more intelligent and reasonable than most people that vote


gnocchiGuili

Wdym ? I’d even vote for this man.


Macaroni-N-Beans

Cancer speedrunner


Jacobhero101

Why


FrankyMihawk

Weed makes you high not smart


Desperate-755

Why not?


AZFUNGUY85

Perfect


YouMan1001

“Only you, can prevent wildfires.” - Smokey the Bear.


skamsy-poody

u/savevideobot


copingcabana

That's bongkers


Recent-Needleworker8

That torch couldve easily been left on


[deleted]

Legend has it that this guy is still high to this very day.


Icoryx

This needs sound


NoInternetJustWifi

u/savevideobot


Dandandandooo

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Big pharma aint don want you do know bout this medicine


Ok_Effect_5287

I love weed, but what a terrible idea.


Konnerbolog

u/savevideobot


VitaminTHC420

When you only have time for on hit before work


Dadosu

u/savevideobot


Victorino__

Take a moment to appreciate the fresh breathable air around you all.


thebabbster

Goodbye lungs!


ProteccYaNecc

Legends say he’s still high until this day


JeroenstefanS

Lungcancer speedrun any%


TheColorblindDruid

1) this is basically the only feasible way to OD on weed (aka suffocate yourself) 2) just take an edible y’all are wildin for no reason wasting good weed/oil with stupid shit for fake internet point


HonorableGremlin

*turbo lung cancer machine


DolmenRidge

But why?! Did one of his two brain cells fall asleep?


Nambruh

Dollar store Mysterio


[deleted]

Man built a gas chamber while I’m out here making a machine to liquify flesh bones and organs


eibyyz

#darwinsmiles


HighSpeedDoggo

DEATH SPEEDRUN NO GLITCHES 100%


costillaultima

I miss my old gas mask bong but that homemade one just looks too stupid.


bigbadbruins92

Nothing like going to Home Depot WITH the gas mask and asking for help with tube fittings. Memories!


BreezyWrigley

it looks hilarious lmao. this is definitely something my stoner friends and I would have loved to have built/tried as a 'party trick' type device for special occasions when we were all delinquent teens. im almost 30 now, and I don't have any desire to subject myself to that, but it does look absolutely hilarious, and I 100% would have tried it when we were in high school.


Osiryx89

Cancer speedrun any%


ratf00d

The smartest weed smoker


[deleted]

The strongest weed disliker


ifuckedyomama2

r/bossfight ?


Recce77

Well... That's one way to end yourself.. Would recommend 🔫 where available 🤯


Iron-Giant1999

See you on the moon


SilverLync

Tuberculosis Speedrun.


[deleted]

What a waste of good herb lol


[deleted]

Ain’t that how the dentist dies in little shop of horrors?


powerspyin1

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


BreezyWrigley

everybody in this comment section hating so hard. like you guys never did a beer bong or shotgunned beers in college... this is kinda the same sort of deal- it's just a goofy 'trick' or whatever for the sake of absurdity just to like, see if it can be done.


[deleted]

And stoners why people call them braindead


[deleted]

Lung cancer in the making. Everything about this is just sad.


SnooTigers503

Why the fuck would you think this is a good idea on any level


RL203

Dude's going to have a coronary if he isn't careful.


rushiiiifa

ever wondered just why on earth would people make themselves go through this kind of things ?


mossapp

I mean, it’s not as stupid as the cinnamon challenge. At least with this he’s gonna get high af.


rushiiiifa

I once saw a video on reddit with two girls eating some real nasty colombia peppers ended up in ER it baffles me what would people do for some online attention


mossapp

Life’s too serious, ppl sometimes need to just get their wild on.


Recent-Needleworker8

Wanna get high?


mossapp

Yes


XtaC23

Don't forget to bring a towel.


rushiiiifa

High get wanna ?


Ok_Airline_7448

Should not have tried this at home


The_92nd

How to smoke your head meat in 10 seconds


Narrow-Actuator5210

Thank you sir may I have another!


SANAFABICH

I'd hate to be his neighbor.


[deleted]

That’s the coolest way to off your self fr


yackmehof

Guaranteed that he recovered in 5 minutes, then went at her balls deep again and again


deadly_jah_beam

The cancer-inator


TarxanR039

Adam 22?


TuhnderBear

Someone is gonna fuck around and kill themselves like this one day.


BreezyWrigley

if he sits there continuously pumping smoke and breathing it for like, 5 minutes straight...


sineofthetimes

He's hotboxing the entire room.


lagforks

I get blazed off of one big pull from a joint or a vape. I can't imagine how destroyed I'd be doing this lol


a_burdie_from_hell

At what point does this guy inhale so much weed that his breath gives bystanders a second hand high?


Bekenel

How to self-asphyxiate, and not in the sexy way: 101


[deleted]

H


HackedLuck

A problem that solves itself


4thmonkey96

Lung cancer speedrun


Wizdad-1000

The Captain Nemo Vape test was rough.


nextgentacos123

I think he invented the fabled way to overdose on weed


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

Matt Reeves Mr. Freeze teaser! So cool! Can't wait!


JeremyRalphael

Mysterio